Chapter 431: Start Broadcasting (The Third Subscription Requests)
"It's finally getting started."
Yu Linsheng was also in good spirits at this time.
This "Soldier Assault" is a rare TV series that Lin Chen blows very hard, and according to Lin Chen, this drama will surpass "Bright Sword".
Do you think this is possible?
Yu Linsheng didn't believe it.
And he found that the trailer of "Soldier Assault" didn't seem to be very exciting.
But this TV series was directed and filmed by Lin Chen.
Then it means that it may be possible.
It's possible that this TV series is really good.
Anyway, it's finally going to be pulled out today.
Is it a mule or a horse?
Is it a dragon or a worm?
Let's see.
"The situation of the battle was preset, the enemy launched an attack on a gloomy morning, our first line of defense was quickly torn apart, blood and lives were exchanged for time, the main army groups could assemble and build a second line of defense, and the flood finally hit the ......"
At first, it was in a dark cave, and Zhang Yuqiang's voice sounded slowly.
It turned out to be a drill.
This made Yu Linsheng a little puzzled.
How is the plot going to go??
As you continue to watch, the abandoned factory is under fire, and the soldiers in camouflage uniforms are also quickly assembling and preparing for battle.
Gunfire rang out.
Yu Linsheng couldn't even tell who was who.
After all, it's all smeared.
Read on.
Yu Linsheng can see that this should be a small detachment going deep into the enemy army to prepare to complete the task.
"Success, withdrawal. ”
"Xu Sanduo, I'm waiting for you. ”
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Seeing this, Yu Linsheng understood a little bit, this guy is called Chengcai, and Zhang Yuqiang plays Xu Sanduo.
Xu Sanduo, who was surrounded, started to run, but finally suddenly fell down when crossing the bridge.
"I, I, I'm out of the sea again, I'm making jokes again, I should call for help, surrender, and spend the rest of the time in the enemy camp. “
After this sentence, Xu Sanduo also fell to the ground and fainted.
The screen began to rotate.
Father!!!!
With a roar and a roar, Xu Sanduo's father scolded while running: "Little Wang Ba Lamb, it's the other way around." ”
It turned out that a couple of little kids were beating a person.
This is when Xu Sanduo was a child.
"Captain, he's down. ”
A small child shouted.
At this time, the child who was called the captain said loudly: "Hit, keep fighting." ”
"Little King Eight Lambs. ”
Xu Sanduo's father took off his shoes and began to smoke a few children, but they scattered with a bang.
"There is a kind of you stand for me, little Wang Ba Lamb, what's wrong with your father being the village chief? ”
Xu Baishun shouted loudly: "I'll even beat you and your grandfather together." ”
As soon as the picture turned, Xu Sanduo, whose face was covered with mud, took out instant noodles and began to gobble them up.
"Oh, oh, my lord, eat and eat, shame or shame, look at your bear-like. ”
Xu Baishun kicked Xu Sanduo to the ground: "Which point is like me, I, hey, my grandfather, who has not been beaten by your father, not like me at all, look at it, go home." ”
"Shame is not shame. ”
After saying this, Xu Baishun walked in front, Xu Sanduo followed behind, the camera slowly lengthened the two of them, blue sky, white clouds, a desolate land, but it was very meaningful.
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In the next episode, everyone also understands that Xu Baishun's three sons are the eldest Xu Yile, the second Xu Erhe, and the third Xu Sanduo.
And Xu Baishun has always believed in a truth.
A good man is to be a soldier.
Be a soldier and glorify your ancestors.
It's a pity.
"Oh, your mother left early, she said that if you give birth to a child, you have to be a soldier, you can only be a soldier, you can get a town hukou when you become a soldier, and you can be a soldier......”
Immediately after that, the screen turned.
Xu Baishun is already old, as for Yile, he is even more old, Xu Baishun took a sip of wine, then knocked on the table, and finally took out some money, he sighed: "Hey, the family is so poor, what are you doing with these three sons, the stupidest is you, the turtle son, you can't even do crop work." ”
Xu Sanduo had grown up at this time, and he looked unusually honest, and even stammered a little nervously.
Xu Sanduo didn't want to be a soldier, he wanted to go to high school.
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When I saw this, the forum was a little lively.
"I'll go, I don't blink a lot of eyes, this is obviously used to being beaten. ”
"Laughing pee, Nima, I remember that I was beaten like this by Lao Tzu when I was a child, but I was exaggerating and screaming pain. ”
"Khan, it looks like Xu Sanduo is going to be a soldier. ”
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Of course, the funniest thing next is that Xu Yile took Xu Sanduo to the city, but he actually wanted to buy yellow magazines.
"Laughing, but it's normal. ”
"I look at Xu Yile as old as his father. ”
"It's normal, it's so old that I don't even have a woman, of course I want to. ”
"Alas, I'm 18 years old, and I can't stand it a day if I don't find a woman. ”
"Upstairs, why are you so showy?"
"Fortunately, I'm not a minor, otherwise I would have reported it. ”
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continued to watch "Soldier Assault", the squad leader Shi Jin was ordered to come to the banyan tree to do a home visit, and first came to Chengcai's house, and Chengcai's father was the village head.
Everyone else was watching, which was a joke.
The wit of the talented person also makes people feel full of falsehood.
On the other hand, Xu Baishun also took Xu Sanduo home in a hurry to prepare food and drink.
After all, this is related to the future of your own children.
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Let's put it this way.
Pretty much after watching this first episode, you'll think this is the most fucking protagonist I've ever seen.
Too aggrieved, there is wood?
Not to mention Xu Baishun's violent education of Xu Sanduo.
If you just watch the first episode, you think you may become the main character.
Clever and clever.
As for Xu Sanduo, it is all kinds of stuffiness.
Completely unfit to be a soldier.
Although Shi Jin was forcibly retained, he still embarrassed to say this reality.
The first episode is over.
Shi Jin turned around and left.
But the post bar of the TV series is completely fried.
"Fuck, this "Soldier Assault" is the most embarrassing TV series I've ever watched, what the fuck is this?"
Looking at the conversation between Shi Jin and Xu Sanduo, I feel that Xu Sanduo is a fool. ”
"Nima, how many of these three are the leading actors? I think this kind of leading actor is fucking blocking the audience?"
"I'm drunk too, what kind of thing is this? I don't understand it at all??"
"I'm not going to watch it, whoever of you wants to watch it. ”
"Haha, just because of this drama, Lin Chen wants to surpass "Bright Sword", is he floating ????"
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I have to say, a lot of people think it's just fucking toxic.
But Yu Linsheng felt okay.
The foreshadowing of this "Soldier Assault" should have been deliberately pressed, and now it depends on whether there is a sense of coolness when counterattacking next.
The second episode begins.
Shi Jin is still a good person after all.
He asked for a lot of money.
Many people were moved by this scene.
Especially Xu Baishun's expression, it is really a king-level acting.
Xu Sanduo can be a soldier.
Three nerds.
Xu Sanduo, who was walking on the road, was greeted by the villagers.
At the same time, he also saw the girl walking past him.
Seeing this, Yu Linsheng also slapped his thigh: "I'll just say, how can there be no female characters in "Soldier Assault", I believe that the heroine will definitely have it next." ”
Chengcai didn't become a soldier, so he led people to beat Xu Sanduo, but fortunately he was driven away by Xu Erhe.
"Second brother. ”
"What?"
"It's fine. ”
"Get out of the way. ”
"Second brother. ”
"What the hell?"
"It's still fine. ”
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The conversation between Xu Sanduo and Xu Erhe sitting on the hillside seems to be silly, but it also shows the brotherhood between the two.
"Does it hurt?"
Xu Erhe turned his head and asked.
"It doesn't hurt. ”
"San'er, let me tell you, if someone outside brings you a hard one, you must not be soft, what is the matter. ”
"That's tough. ”
"Hey. ”
"San'er, let me tell you, what is this hoe for? He is not a light hoe, if you don't have a hoe, do you have a fist, look at you like that, tell you to use a ball, when have you ever done it with someone, let's go, I will leave if you leave, such a big place lit a cigarette and turned the whole village, I can't stay." ”
Xu Erhe originally wanted to educate Xu Sanduo, but he dispelled his thoughts when he looked at his younger brother's stupid appearance.
The plot continues.
Xu Sanduo became a soldier, but he didn't expect to meet Chengcai on the train.
When they were about to drive, the two of them looked at Xu Baishun and the village chief through the train window and sighed slightly.
I have to say that it is an old drama bone.
Xu Baishun and the village chief's performances were also not embarrassed at all, and they didn't give up the idea that their children were reluctant to leave but understood that this was the best way out for their children, without any lines.
The train started, Xu Baishun and the village chief were beaten by the gangsters before, and at this time it was a slightly moving scene, Xu Baishun shouted loudly, "Son, live well." ”。
It's a pity that Xu Sanduo continues to look foreign.
When he arrived, he raised his hands as if he had surrendered out of fear.
"After a few months, I realized that the last thing this unit disdained was the move I made now. ”
Xu Sanduo also added narration when making gestures.
It was as if time had stood still.
"That soldier, that soldier, you put your hands down. ”
Gao Cheng shouted loudly: "What are you doing, you think you are very humorous, you come down, come down." ”
As a result, Xu Sanduo bumped into Gao Cheng again.
"You stand up, what are you panicking about. ”
Gao Cheng said loudly: "Raise your head, lift up, drive that broken tank away for me, don't me there." ”
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"Are you a mule or a horse, you pull me out and slip on it, and after three months, the mule is gone, and the horse, come with me." ”
This is the first sentence that Xu Sanduo learned.
Two kinds of animals.
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