Chapter 64: The scumbag is on fire
Lu Ban is on fire again this time.
It's just that in the past, Lu Banhuo may have gained popularity because of his strength, or it may have been because he sang a certain song by chance.
This time Lu Ban is really innocent.
He didn't expect those entertainment companies to do such a thing.
The difference this time is that in the past, these netizens would have a main battlefield, either under Lu Ban's Weibo, or under Gu Qiao or Liu Xin's Weibo.
But this time it's a bit of a pit, and it's the official Weibo of more than a dozen entertainment companies that posted Weibo.
At the beginning, there were many comments that gathered on Luban's Weibo on the previous post.
The most numerous ones are-
"Lu Ban, you are on fire again. ”
Later, some netizens simply established #Luban is popular again# This super talk, in just one night, the super talk has been read more than a million, and the discussion has exceeded 10,000.
Super talk also rose from more than 300 to 90 overnight.
It even surpassed the #Luban Gu Qiao CP# article.
"I suspect that Lu Ban is the illegitimate son of a certain big guy!"
"So many entertainment companies have published congratulatory Weibo, Lu Ban is going to be a hot rhythm!"
"Don't you see, more than a dozen entertainment companies are promoting Lu Ban's movies, maybe these dozen entertainment companies have invested in Lu Ban?"
"Impossible, the last time "Charlotte's Troubles" was on Weibo, I went to check it out, and it seems that Lu Ban is the only investor. ”
"I'll just say that Lu Ban is the illegitimate son of a big guy, look at it, it's a real hammer. ”
"Actually, I still pay a lot of attention to the movie "Charlotte's Troubles", Lu Ban invests, Lu Ban is a director, Lu Ban is still an actor, he has so many identities alone, it is not easy to make this movie. ”
"Didn't we go too far in the Black Land class before?"
"What's too much? just rush at him to rob me Qiaoqiao, I'm Lu Hei all my life. ”
"Maybe he's good friends with us Qiaoqiao, so aren't we hurting Qiaoqiao?"
"Can't you?"
Lu Ban is actually quite pot-bellied, and he usually laughs at his comments and discussions, and this time is no exception.
He boarded a vest account and greeted Lu Hei upstairs very gracefully: "...... Why is your uncle's Qiao Qiao yours, it's obviously mine, just because you look like a pus, you have to rob Gu Qiao with someone else's Lu Ban, and Lu Hei for a lifetime, you see if Lu Ban is a bird or not, you are a chicken!"
After scolding, quickly go offline.
It's okay to scold yourself for this kind of thing, and when you see the other party reply and scold back, you are unhappy again, wouldn't it be uncomfortable for yourself.
Therefore, when it is time to go offline, you must be decisive, just like a man must not be soft when he should be hard.
Who says you have to have a big belly?
Lu Ban thought to himself, I want to be a person with a small belly!
He held his mobile phone and re-boarded his large Weibo to play for a while, and he didn't feel sleepy, and the more he played, the more energetic he became.
I don't know who mentioned it.
"Is Lu Ban's episode of "Happy Saturday" going to be broadcast tonight?"
"If you don't say it, I'll forget. ”
"I'm going to see it too. ”
"Didn't you go to your family Gu Qiao this time?"
"I'm going to scold Lu Ban's barrage, okay?"
Online discussions are in full swing.
In the evening, "Happy Saturday", which attracted huge attention because of Weibo's congratulations on the Lu Ban incident, was finally broadcast.
……
The night in Peking is much less smog than the day.
Inside a quaint quadrangle.
"Hurry up and get inside the house, you can't stay outside for too long. The door to the room opened, and the woman who came out of it was dressed in pale red pajamas.
The girl called Zhiyu was about five or six years old, and she was sitting on the lap of an old man: "Grandma, I don't want to go back to the room, I want to see the moon for a while." ”
The old man glanced at the woman behind him, and said helplessly: "Begonia, just let Zhiyu play for a while, it's not a way to be bored in the room all the time." ”
The woman is none other than Lin Haitang.
"Mom......"
Lin Haitang frowned slightly: "You can't be so used to children, what's ...... she?" Okay, Zhiyu, look at it, the "Happy Saturday" you like to watch will be released soon, and there is still a mother in this issue. ”
The expression on Zhiyu's face instantly changed from begging for mercy to surprise: "Really? Great, grandma, let's go into the house and watch TV." ”
After speaking, without waiting for the two adults to react, she rushed back to the house first.
Lin Haitang followed into the house and turned on all the three air purifiers in the house.
"Slow down, be careful and cough again. ”
"It's okay, Mom, I'm strong now, can Mom turn on the TV?"
“……”
Lin Haitang turned on the TV.
found "Happy Saturday", this time has just begun, and Kang Yong has just stood on the stage.
"Wow, it's Uncle Kang, I like him so much. ”
Zhiyu clapped his hands happily.
In the TV screen, Kang Yong was introducing several actors who appeared, and when Gu Qiao was introduced, Lin Haitang's eyes inadvertently showed an indescribable look, a little envy and a little bitterness.
"Hello everyone, I'm a scumbag...... Ah, no, I'm a Lu Ban ......."
Lu Ban appeared, and Lin Haitang pursed his lips.
She has a good impression of Lu Ban, if it weren't for Lu Ban that night, she would have caused trouble by herself, and I am afraid she would not have been able to find the bottom of the steps.
"Mom, what is this uncle doing with sugar?" Zhiyu asked, tilting his head.
Lin Haitang pursed his lips and said, "He wants to give the candy to his mother." ”
"He gave sugar to his mother?"
Zhiyu was stunned, and said puzzledly: "Then does he like his mother?"
“…… Ahem. ”
In the picture, Lu Ban first stuffed the sugar in his hand into Gu Qiao's hand, and then indifferently stuffed it into Lin Haitang's hand.
You can even hear the audience booing on the television.
Zhiyu was even more puzzled: "Since he likes his mother, why did he stuff the sugar to another aunt......"
Lin Haitang rubbed her eyebrows, she suddenly regretted letting Zhiyu watch this issue of "Happy Saturday".
Because of the rain at such a young age.
I can't understand what "scumbag" means at all, okay?
……
On the web at this time.
Netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet were shocked to find -
This land class is so much fun.
It's a witty statement!
What are they falling out of love, posting a circle of friends, some people comfort, some sympathy, and some people are tired, if Zhang Na posts a circle of friends, not only will there be none of the above, but the most important thing is that there will be a group of people who like it.
Speaking of everyone's hearts.
Everyone is thinking that if they have a friend like Zhang Na, they will definitely like it.
Especially when Lin Haitang said the phrase "I am a water bottle".
All the audience members who saw this scene burst out laughing.
thought that Lin Haitang was already skinny enough.
Unexpectedly, Lu Ban suddenly covered his face and said to Liu Xin: "Wife, I may have to compromise like a constellation." ”
Scumbag!
Are you compromising with the horoscope?
Are you obviously going to Lin Haitang?
Scumbag!
Proper scumbag!
But this scumbag is really too skinny.
It's not annoying at all.
In this episode of the show, many netizens originally wanted to come over and scold Lu Ban on the barrage, but they were all fans of Lu Ban, especially the picture of Lu Ban often taking care of Gu Qiao in the show, which made all Gu Qiao's fans discover that the relationship between Gu Qiao and Lu Ban was very good, and there was no bad relationship between the two as some media said.
And many CP fans who were originally Gu Qiao Luban were suddenly a little disappointed.
Although Lu Ban takes care of Gu Qiao in the show, almost all of his behaviors are behaviors between friends, and according to Lu Ban's performance as a scumbag on stage, it is impossible for Gu Qiao to like Lu Ban at all.
Maybe they're really just friends!
……
Gu Qiao's family.
Although Gu Yanyun, who was watching TV, knew that Lu Ban's performance was only for the effect of the program, it was probably because of the script.
But I always feel that the scumbag played by Lu Ban is too familiar with the road.
She kicked Kong Xi, who was snorting melon seeds: "What about your sister?"
"My sister?"
Kong Xi threw the melon seed shell into the trash can and said casually: "What about Lu Ban's house......"
After speaking, she realized that she seemed to have said something about the pill.
She was going to cry.