Thor: A thunder bead, gathering 18 Nine Heavens God Thunder, can be thrown to injure the enemy, and the price is required.

As soon as I entered the group, I saw Thor selling things.

Tota Heavenly King: 80 merit points

Nezha: 180 merit points

Tota Celestial: @哪吒,280 (an annoyed expression)

Nezha: 380

Tota Heavenly King: @哪吒, you SB, the family raised the price of a mao (followed by a string of annoyed expressions)

Thor: Haha, I'm laughing to death, hurry up, pay the money (a laughing expression)

Little Fool Fairy: Seeking to buy elixirs that can heal vegetative people.

Lin Hai sent the message.

Erlang God: Vegetative people? What kind of thing, is the plant cultivated into refinement?

Chang'e: I don't know, it's the first time I've heard of it.

Zhu Bajie: To deal with plants, please find a professional @Wu Gang

Wu Gang: @小糊涂仙, let's talk about it, cut whoever you want, cut it first and then charge it.

Lin Hai: ......

These guys in Heavenly Court don't know what a vegetative person is.

"By the way, I have a friend of Sun Wukong, you can ask him. ”

"Great Sage, are you there? Lin Hai sent a message to Sun Wukong.

A minute passed, and no one answered.

Five minutes passed, and still no one answered.

Ten minutes.

Twenty minutes.

……

"Alas, I guess Sun Wukong is not here. Lin Hai had no choice but to put away his mobile phone.

A little hungry, Lin Hai went to the alley behind the school, ate a bowl of noodles, and then wandered aimlessly.

As he was strolling, Lin Hai looked up, and a bald head in front of him, with a few little gangsters dressed in fancy clothes, was walking towards him.

"I'm grassy, bald and strong!" Lin Hai was startled.

It's too close, it's too late to run.

Made, take a gamble, Lin Haiyi gritted his teeth.

"Wow, Brother Qiang, let's meet again!" Lin Hai jumped out and startled the bald head.

"You're sick, I'm grass, it's you......" The bald head recognized Lin Hai and grabbed Lin Hai by the collar.

"me, dare tease me in a bar! I'll kill you!"

"Wait a minute!" Lin Hai hurriedly shouted: "Teasing you? Where did this start, Brother Qiang, it's too late for me to worship you!"

"I don't admit it, the song you gave me was sung by his son to his son!"

"Yes, is there any problem?" Lin Hai pretended to be dumbfounded.

"Damn, isn't this just saying, Lao Tzu is your son!"

"I'm grass, wronged, Brother Qiang!" Lin Hai put on an expression that was even more wronged than Dou E.

"Who doesn't know on the road, Brother Qiang, for the sake of your brother, treat each other with all sincerity, stick a knife in both ribs, and love your brother, just like a father loves his son, what I want to express is what I mean. Lin Hai began to flicker again.

"Made, is that what you mean?" the bald head glanced at Lin Hai suspiciously.

"Yes, what do you think, Brother Qiang, if I really teased you, then what should be your first reaction when you say that I saw you today?"

"Nonsense, you must be running! Otherwise, Lao Tzu won't beat you to death!"

"That's the end, do you see me running away? If I really tease you, I'm going to jump out and say hello to you? I'm stupid. Lin Hai spread his hands, and the expression on his face became even more aggrieved.

"Made, it seems to be the same. The bald head touched the big bald head thoughtfully.

"That's what happened, Brother Qiang, take a step back, even if you don't believe me, don't you believe in your own IQ?

"Makes sense!" Bald Qiang nodded in agreement, and the hand that grabbed Lin Hai also let go.

Then, a slap was slapped on the back of the head of the second dog behind him.

"What the hell you almost misunderstood my brother. ”

The second dog's neck shrunk, and his face was full of grievances.

"I'm grass, I can be regarded as passing", Lin Hai let out a sigh of relief and hurriedly changed the topic.

"Brother Qiang, where are you taking your brothers?"

"Go to Jiangnan University and pack up a kid named Lin Hai. ”

Burst!

Lin Hai almost squirted.

"Ah, it's Jiangnan University just around the corner ahead, and I still have some things, so I won't bother Brother Qiang. ”

"Alright, go, go. The bald man waved his hand at Lin Hai and walked away with the people.

He's meowing, what's the situation? The bald head is coming to the door?

It seems that the school will not be able to go back to the first place.

Ding dong!

The sound of WeChat.

When I opened it, it was a message from Yutu.

Yutu: Daxian, I see you are in the group asking for elixirs to treat vegetative people?

"Yes, you have?" Lin Hai was happy.

"May I ask Daisen, what is a vegetative person?"

Lin Hai couldn't help but roll his eyes.

But think about it, those awesome and hula immortals don't know, it Jade Rabbit can know a hammer as a pet.

"A vegetative person, that is, a person who is alive, but just can't wake up. Lin Hai said succinctly.

"Oh, it should be that the body and soul are separated, I often play with Lao Jun's medicine boy, I'll ask you when I go back, what pills work." ”

"Okay, thank you!" Lin Hai was overjoyed, he couldn't think of a little jade rabbit and this connection.

It seems that little people can sometimes reach the sky.

"By the way, do you have anything that can improve a person's physical fitness in a short period of time?"

Lin Hai suddenly remembered that the bald head was looking for himself, and hurriedly asked.

"No, I'm just a pet, how can there be that kind of baby. Jade Rabbit made an unhappy expression.

Alas! Lin Hai sighed.

"The Golden Flower Medicine Boy gave me a Tsukidan that he practiced and played with, but at his level, the things he practiced were almost the same for mortals to eat, and there was no use for eggs. ”

"Nani!" Lin Hai jumped as tall as he said, "grass, what you want is what mortals eat." ”

It's a twist and turn.

"I want this Tsukidan, send it over. ”

"Daxian, what do you want this kind of garbage for?"

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up. ”

"Oh. ”

Ding dong!

The Jade Rabbit sent you a Tsukidan.

"Haha, thank you so much. ”

Jade Rabbit: Great Immortal, 10 merit points (followed by three shy expressions)

Lin Hai: ......

Jade Rabbit: Okay, 5 is okay (followed by three tearful expressions)

Lin Hai: Not one

Jade Rabbit: Daxian, you can't bully a rabbit (three crying expressions in the back)

Lin Hai was sweating profusely, and happened to see a carrot sold at a vegetable stall next to him, and he had an idea.

Lin Hai: Give you a turnip, okay?

Jade Rabbit: What is a radish?

Lin Hai: ......

took out a dollar and bought a radish, Lin Hai continued.

Lin Hai: Don't you rabbits usually eat turnips?

Jade Rabbit: Daxian said that he laughed, the people of our heavenly court all take pills and drink dew, above the golden immortals, you can also eat the peach of the queen mother every year, and I have never heard of such a thing as a radish?

Damn, it turns out that there are no radishes in Heavenly Court, so it will be easy to do.

Lin Hai: This radish is a kind of food comparable to peach, and you are full of praise for eating it, by the way, how can I send you something?

Lin Hai then remembered that he hadn't sent anything in reality to anyone.

Jade Rabbit: Just scan it directly with a sweep, Daxian, your question is so weird.

Looking for a corner where there was no one, Lin Hai swept the radish in his hand.

You sent a carrot to Jade Rabbit!

It worked!

Lin Hai's hands were empty.

Lin Hai: Wash first, then eat!

Jade Rabbit: Daxian, you actually gave me something as valuable as a peach, I, I'm so moved, I will remember your kindness to me (behind is a row of crying expressions)

Lin Hai's skin was numb for a while.

Lin Hai: Okay, let's go eat

Made, Lin Hai suddenly felt that he was quite fucked up, and he actually deceived the feelings of a rabbit.

Opening the Qiankun bag, Lin Hai checked Tsukidan's instructions.

Zhuji Dan: The elixir refined by the Golden Flower Boy under the throne of Taishang Laojun is of inferior quality and has no use, and after being taken by mortals, it can reach the level of the early stage of congenital development.

Extract!

A golden elixir that exuded bursts of fragrance appeared in Lin Hai's hand.

"Lin Hai, how dare you lie to me, stop me!" A roar came from not far away.

Lin Hai turned his head.

"Hey, the bald head is going to go and coming back?" the corners of Lin Hai's mouth curled, "It's really the right time to come!"