It seems to be a mistake of a thought, but it is actually a sinking boat;

The embankment has been raising ants for many years, and there is no complaint about the burst.

As the saying goes: "A good martial artist can't beat Mao Xizi". This is ignorance, but it is also the direct experience of people.

Most of the common "martial artists" are like "writers" and "professors" who have false professional titles in later generations, and most of them are some foreign kung fu. Some are even amateur to learn some boxing and kicking, and talk for a living when they are sleepy. They are rarely invited to be nurses, and no one hires them as bodyguards, so they have no way out, so they can only accept a few apprentices, teach some basic skills, and mix up their fists and feet.

In ancient times, artists, especially Wusheng and Wudan in the opera industry, generally started from dolls and had solid basic skills. In addition, I practice every day and use it every day, although I don't pay attention to strength, but the flexibility of the body and the sensitive reaction ability have reached a certain height.

According to legend, there was a folk martial artist and a grass class martial arts student because of a dispute to fight, the martial arts jumped and jumped, attacked again and again, the martial artist recruited passive, very embarrassed. But the martial artist had the last chance to deliver a blow, and the martial artist immediately lay down on the ground and died.

This legend can best illustrate the difference between martial arts and drama's kung fu: one for seeing, one for use, one attaches importance to tricks, and the other attaches importance to hard kung fu, which is very similar to the fight between Zhao Kuangyin and priceless treasures at this moment.

Although the priceless treasure does not have the hard kung fu of hitting the stone monument with his head or splitting the bricks and stones, his ability to jump, spin, somersault, soft, control and other difficult dance skills is first-class. Zhao Kuangyin took a step forward, grabbed her wrist with his left hand and rolled it into his arms, and his right arm reached over her shoulder at the same time, locking her throat.

The priceless treasure arm was restrained, the throat was locked, and the back fell into Zhao Kuangyin's arms. Zhao Kuangyin nephrite jade was in her arms, her heart was itching, and she was about to kiss the snow-white skin on her neck, when she kicked her priceless leg and kicked her toes, kicking her toes past her ear and pointing at Zhao Kuangyin's forehead. Zhao Kuangyin was in pain but let go of his hand, he leaned over and kicked back, and Zhao Kuangyin received another blow on his calf.

Zhao Kuangyin staggered back, fell to the ground, just turned over and got up, Priceless Treasure turned around and kicked Zhao Kuangyin on the chin, Zhao Kuangyin hit his back and fell on his stomach.

On the real kung fu of killing and chopping, ten priceless treasures are not Zhao Kuangyin's opponents, but Zhao Kuangyin said that he was angry in his heart, but first, he despised it, thinking that he didn't have any skills to capture a dancing chick; Unexpectedly, the priceless treasure made three moves in a row, although it was like a set of chic and beautiful hip-hop dance movements, but it was lightning fast, causing him to be hit three times and fall to the ground twice.

Zhao Kuangyin has a strong sense of vanity, he wants to save face, and in front of Shi Shouxin and Wang Xianqi, the boss who has always respected him as a fist and foot to "defeat the invincible opponent in the world" and "I am the only one in heaven and earth", there is a large group of beauties watching, he is difficult to ride a tiger, how can he give up?

"Slut! What's so bad about touching you? The emperor can't even touch Lao Tzu when he sleeps? You think you are really carved of jade and cast in gold, so you are so noble? If you dare to fight back when you touch you, you are really impatient! If Lao Tzu spares you like this, won't he be like ordinary people, then he will not 'lose points' and 'lose his qualifications', and insult Lao Tzu's reputation! Let others know, and he will not be laughed off his big teeth? What face does Lao Tzu have, and how can he be a hero?

The unbearable humiliation and the outburst of anger made the green tendons on Zhao Kuangyin's neck burst out, like an earthworm that had just been placed in the sun, tumbling and squirming violently, and his eyes were bloodshot, red as if they were about to erupt into fire.

He saw the priceless treasure dusting off his toes in a dashing manner, and turned around to go, when he suddenly used his strength, a hungry tiger pounced, and the fish jumped up, threw the priceless treasure to the ground, and stepped on it.

"Cheap thing! It's you who are looking for death by yourself, and you can't complain about Lao Tzu's spicy hands destroying the flowers!" he gritted his teeth as he spoke, and the priceless treasure collapsed in his chest, and his nose, mouth, eyes, and ears were all bleeding.

The women were happy to see the blood gushing out of the mouth and nose of the priceless treasure, the jade legs twitched, and they stopped moving after two kicks, and they exclaimed in unison:

"Oh no, there's a thief upstairs!"

"Murder, come quickly!"

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The eunuch in charge of the courtyard heard the shouts from upstairs, and was shocked, and hurriedly gathered dozens of soldiers to protect the courtyard, each holding sticks and ropes, and rushed upstairs.

Zhao Kuangyin saw the girls running around and shouting, and said angrily: "Cheap thing, I didn't rape you, what are you calling?" while scolding, he stepped forward and slapped the back of the head of the palm of the deputy foreman closest to him.

The palm beads were running forward, Zhao Kuangyin rushed forward and slammed a palm, the two forces were combined, the beauty like tender bean sprouts, where can I eat? Immediately, an upside-down onion was planted on the floor, his forehead was red, and he no longer moved after two convulsions.

The blood on the forehead of the palm bead sprayed on the leg of a female musician, and the female musician was so frightened that she screamed "wow", and ran away: "Oh no, commit murder——"

Before she could finish her sentence, Zhao Kuangyin arrived from behind and kicked her downstairs.

The female musician planted her head and feet in the flower jar downstairs, and the white roses in the jar suddenly turned blood red.

Three famous stars in the art world, and two of them are first-class celebrities, appearing in the second scene and making an advertisement is thousands of taels of silver, if the boys and girls of the star chaser clan can take a look at it and mark a word in the book, they will feel that they are infinite happiness and infinite glory, but they were sent to the west by Zhao Kuangyin in the blink of an eye.

Don't say that it is an earth-shattering case in ancient times, and even in later generations, it is the number one news case in the tabloids. If you post online, the click-through rate will rise like a flood.

Seeing such a situation, Shi Shouxin woke up with a little drunkenness, and hurriedly shouted: "Big brother, it's a big disaster, run away, you won't be able to get out if it's too late!"

As he was shouting, many soldiers with their weapons had already poured upstairs.

Zhao Kuangyin saw that there were many people, so he pulled out the dragon stick from his waist.

Zhao Hongyin worked hard to make this dragon stick, hoping that his son Zhao Kuangyin would use this weapon to fight and make meritorious contributions to become a high-ranking official.

Zhao Kuangyin pulled out the Panlong stick, regardless of the thirty-seven twenty-one, the thirty-six moves of the stick method were displayed, hooking, playing, sealing, forced, masturbating, squeezing, pumping, moving, circling up and down, and hitting people when they saw them.

Seeing this, Shi Shouxin also kicked over a soldier, grabbed a short stick, and danced to help him.

Wang Xianqi had no weapon in his hand, so he grabbed the "dragon chair" in his hand and swung it and smashed it.

Those female musicians wanted to flee from the door, but they were rushed back by the swarming soldiers, like rabbits into wolves, caught in the battle array. They don't have some martial arts like the soldiers, and after actual combat training, they know how to move and move, attack and defend, but they panic and scream. After a while, more than 10 people were killed by Zhao Kuangyin; they were accidentally injured by military weapons, knocked down and trampled to death, and four or five of them died; those who did not die also turned into wolf howls, their faces turned into grimaces, their heads were rotten, their legs were broken, their arms were broken, and they were all disabled.

The imperial hook column is not an important yamen, the emperor came with hundreds of guards, forbidden soldiers inside and outside the post of martial law, and a group of masters to accompany the protection, usually guarding the courtyard is just some ordinary soldiers, naturally not Zhao Kuangyin and the three of them are opponents. After a scuffle, many people died, and when they didn't lie down, they saw that Zhao Kuangyin and the three of them were strong in martial arts and were not opponents, so they shouted and fled downstairs for their lives.

Shi Shouxin saw that the matter was getting bigger and bigger, and hurriedly shouted to Zhao Kuangyin: "Big brother, take this opportunity to run quickly! If it is delayed, they will report to the soldiers and horses of the five cities and lead the army to come, and they will be outnumbered at that time, and they will not be able to get out!"

Zhao Kuangyin did not give off his might, waved the dragon stick, and made up all the soldiers and female music who did not die; beat the dragon and phoenix drum into a hole, and smashed the Jingyang bell into pieces; and then put the strange flowers and flowers placed on both sides of the upstairs, and beat them indiscriminately, until the leaves were broken and the flowers were broken, and the branches were broken.

The soldiers and horses of the central, eastern, western, southern and northern cities are in charge of the capital's arrest of thieves, maintaining law and order, and dredging streets and ditches. Each division has one commander and four deputy commanders, and is in charge of 3,000 soldiers and horses. It is equivalent to the public security bureau or armed police detachment of each urban area in later generations.

The guards of the Imperial Fence retreated downstairs and raised the alarm, and in less than a moment, the soldiers and horses of the Five Cities had already surrounded them. Although the three of them are brave, they are tired of parrying everyone, how can they break out of the encirclement in the face of the army of the five cities?

Shi Shouxin complained: "Big brother didn't listen to me, and now he can't leave if he wants to." What to do?"

Wang Xianqi also turned around and shouted: "There are soldiers all around the courtyard, what can I do?"

For more information, see the next episode: The Tragedy of the Dog.