Chapter 285: Chapter 2 and Chapter 3
Han Jue was beaten by Zhang Yiman's combination punch called [Confusion and Love] just now, and he almost forgot that the stupid dog was still asleep in the box, waiting for Zhang Yiman to open the box.
In order to let the stupid dog sleep in the box in the afternoon, Han Jue played ball throwing and chasing with the stupid dog early in the morning, and whenever the stupid dog was tired and wanted to rest for a while, Han Jue used dog food to tempt the stupid dog to run. In addition to making the little black cat very unhappy, the result was still very smooth.
"Uncle, where's the birthday gift?" Zhang Yiman forgot his anger and was full of eagerness, "I also brought you a lot of gifts." ”
Han Jue pointed to the bedroom: "The gift is here...... You also brought a lot of gifts? a lot?"
"Yes, a lot!" Zhang Yiman spread his hand and drew a large circle.
"But you came empty-handed, what about your gifts?"
Then the smile on Zhang Yiman's face slowly solidified, and the last bit faded little by little, and then changed to a frightened expression: "Yes, what about my gift?"
Zhang Yiman's head was down for a while, and then his two hands kept patting around on his body, focusing on taking care of her clothes and pants pockets.
However, in order to make the shooting effect look good, the artist does not put anything in his pocket on camera.
Han Jue didn't think that the stupid girl would carry coins and purses with him like him.
Han Jue stared at Zhang Yiman's pocket and wondered, "Don't you don't study well, take coupons, discount coupons or something as gifts, right?"
Zhang Yiman took a second in a panic to express his anger: "It's not!"
"I want to be calm, I want to be calm. Zhang Yiman calmed down, pressed his palm to his temple, desperately remembering if he had forgotten the gift.
[After recording the interview at one o'clock, I came here...... I ate a bento on the set at noon, and the bento was delicious, and I also ate an extra chicken thigh...... A little earlier, it was a radio interview, a pictorial...... I got up in the morning, said hello to Xiao Lu, went to the restaurant to eat three crab roe buns, a small long bun, and a bowl of soy milk, and then asked Aunt Chen to put the gift in the car......]
"I forgot in the car!" Zhang Yiman shouted.
Han Jue was startled by the stupid girl's sudden voice.
Sister Qin downstairs looked at the monitoring screen expressionlessly.
When the group arrived at the meeting place, the car had just stopped, and the silly girl opened the door by herself and jumped out of the car, ignoring the assistant's eagerness to stay, and ignoring her reminder that she was carrying a gift in the back, the silly girl patiently greeted the director, screenwriter and staff, and then trotted upstairs, rushing to see Han Jue.
It's also a shame that Zhang Yiman ran fast enough, otherwise Sister Qin would have to give her a few palms before letting her go upstairs.
Han Jue rubbed his ears and said to Zhang Yiman: "Since you are downstairs, you are not in a hurry to get it, you go to the bedroom first......
"I'll go down and get it!" Without waiting for Han Jue to finish speaking and looking at his gift first, Zhang Yiman put on his slippers and ran out of the door, in a hurry.
Han Jue swallowed half of his words back and watched the stupid girl run away.
"Bang!" the door was slammed shut.
Han Jue smiled and was about to lie on the sofa in a different position, but because of what happened just now, he sat up in a daze.
I flipped through the books I picked up, and within a few seconds, I heard a knock on the door.
Han Jue's first reaction was that the stupid girl had dropped something.
However, Zhang Yiman did come empty-handed, and there should be nothing left behind.
Han Jue walked over and opened the door.
As soon as the door was opened, Han Jue felt a gust of red wind blow in front of him, and then he was hugged.
I saw Zhang Yiman raise her little head, her eyes were clear and could reflect the figure, and she said with a nervous face:
"The sound of the door just closed was blown by the wind! It's not that I closed the door so purpose! Uncle, don't be sad!"
Han Jue was stunned for a moment, and when he finished listening to the stupid girl's words, his tense body suddenly softened with a smile.
Zhang Yiman didn't know what was funny, but seeing Han Jue laughing, she laughed along.
Han Jue originally wanted to push Zhang Yiman's hand away, but he didn't plan to push her away. Instead, it lifted up and landed on Zhang Yiman's head and rubbed it.
The little girl probably didn't know how cute she was just now.
"I know, I know, I'm not sad, you go quickly. Han Jue's tone was really fierce, and he couldn't pretend to be fierce.
Zhang Yiman refused, shook Han Jue, who was not moving, and said, "No! How can you not be sad, you have to be sad!"
"Okay," Han Jue said, "I was originally very sad, but now I am not sad." ”
"You're a liar!"
“…… Are you still going or not?"
"Go~"
Zhang Yiman happily hugged Han Jue hard again before letting go, turning around and running downstairs.
The mood is as happy as that of a child who has stolen candy.
Zhang Yiman looked at those love theories on the Internet and said that loving someone doesn't have to be with each other all the time. Zhang Yiman knows that she is a typical [clingy girlfriend] on the Internet, likes physical contact, and thinks about her uncle a hundred times a day, so Zhang Yiman wants to prevent herself from becoming [too clingy and eventually annoying her boyfriend], so she will also restrain herself, but sometimes the honesty of her body makes her a little panicked.
She wanted to be able to hold her uncle every day, just like her father had to go to work every morning.
[It's okay to hug a little more now, but it's a big deal to hug a little less in the future...... It's good to hug it once a day less~】
Zhang Yiman went downstairs happily, and when she found Sister Qin downstairs, Sister Qin had already prepared a gift, and as soon as Zhang Yiman took it, she hurriedly ran back upstairs, but was dragged back by Sister Qin and slapped her on the back a few times.
It's just that when I glanced at Director Wang in a hurry, I felt that their expressions looked silly and weird.
It made Zhang Yiman feel very strange.
Director Wang was still annoyed that Han Jue was not a man, but Zhang Yiman's performance of closing and opening the door just now saved a little dignity for Pink. The director was already imagining how to add special effects, so he scolded Han Jue a few times in his heart, and he could only look forward to the next opportunity.
By the time Zhang Yiman came up with a big bag, Han Jue had already taken out the birthday gift from the bedroom and placed it on the coffee table.
When Han Jue saw Zhang Yiman carrying such a large bag, he almost couldn't hold back.
I saw that Zhang Yiman couldn't find a gift just now, so I searched for it in my pocket, and thought it was a small object, but I didn't expect it to be such a large item.
"Oh, Mr. Zhang, you're too polite, you're a person, hey~" Han Jue first learned from Uncle Jingcheng [Hi], expressing helplessness, then rubbing his hands and saying expectantly, "Come, let me see what's there?"
Zhang Yiman's every gift was carefully selected under her father's cannibalistic eyes for a long time, and she couldn't wait to tell Han Jue one by one.
She sat down on the couch and first pulled out a green object from her bag.
"Ah, this is Xiao Lu, Xiao Lu, why are you here," Zhang Yiman first expressed surprise at Xiao Lu's way of appearing and entering the camera, and then told Han Jue with a vigilant face, "Xiao Lu is not a gift, it is just playing in a bag." ”
Han Jue took a deep breath, nodded, and raised his hand to signal Zhang Yiman to continue her performance.
Then Zhang Yiman took out the gift in the same way:
"Dangdangdang~ This is a watch for you. I bought it when I went to Switzerland to play. Uncle, your wrist has been empty, I chose one for you when I visited the watch store~"
"And these sunglasses! You always wear the same sunglasses in your street photos in the United States, I saw an exhibition of fashion designers in France, and I saw one that suits you perfectly!"
"Also, I smell a nice perfume and think if you use it...... Ah, I'll buy it for you anyway~"
"This is a wallet, this is a belt, and this brooch looks particularly good with your suit......"
Han Jue listened in a trance as Zhang Yiman took out the gifts from the bag in the same way, from the belt to the brooch, and every time she took out a piece, she would explain why she bought them and what was so good about these things.
Han Jue was looking forward to seeing the gifts at first, but then looking at these things that fit his aesthetics and are beautifully designed, even if they don't have a price tag, Han Jue can still guess that these things must be high-end brand goods, and he feels that they are too expensive for him to accept.
But listening to Zhang Yiman's lively introduction, she spent a lot of thought on the selection of each gift, and every gift here contains her heart. Han Jue felt that he had rejected these things, as if he had rejected the kindness of a silly girl. It's going to make him feel guilty.
In fact, the words Zhang Yiman said were enough for Han Jue to warm his heart.
"It's too much. Han Jue stammered.
Neither in his previous life nor in this life, he had never been exposed to such high-grade things.
The predecessor probably existed, but the appearance of those things did not conform to Han Jue's aesthetics, and they were pressed by Han Jue.
He didn't know the price of the sponsored clothes, so he didn't have a lot of them. Probably the most valuable thing ever was the letter from Jalens to his house.
So if Han Jue wants to treat these [luxuries] as [daily necessities], Han Jue is cowardly.
But you can't be cowardly.
Han Jue tried his best to exaggerate his expression, so that Zhang Yiman would not see his embarrassment, and then mistakenly thought that he was dissatisfied.
"No more, no less," Zhang Yiman said happily, "Originally, I wanted to buy clothes, shoes, hats and bags, but Dad said that you are a very strong person, and giving you more gifts will be a burden, so I only bought so much." ”
[You have already given me a great burden......] Han Jue looked at the gift on the sofa and exhaled a long breath.
"These gifts ......," Han Jue muttered.
Zhang Yiman looked at him with a look of waiting to be praised.
"It's all good, I love it. After all, Han Jue still couldn't bear to see Zhang Yiman's lost eyes, so he accepted it all.
"Okay!" Zhang Yiman bent his eyes and smiled cutely.
With such a comprehensive acceptance, netizens will inevitably talk about it when they see it, saying something like "see the money and open your eyes", "have you confiscated the gift", "do you have any emotional intelligence", etc., but Han Juecai doesn't care about the reaction of sand sculpture netizens, he thinks that the most important thing is that the stupid girl is satisfied.
Moreover, he also made a decision in his heart. I watched Silly Girl's interview before, and said that I was looking forward to him helping Silly Girl make the next album. Zhang Yiman has always mentioned this matter, and Han Jue has always known about it. He is not averse. And as time goes by, Han Jue is looking forward to making an album for Silly Girl more and more.
That's done.
With this thought, Han Jue was not in the mood to accept these gifts by himself.
"Whoa. The box on the coffee table made a rustling sound, attracting the attention of the two.
The stupid dog in the box probably woke up.
The director immediately reminded the cameraman in the headphones that the next scene is crucial, probably the biggest selling point of this issue, and it must be filmed well.
The cameraman is on standby.
In order to avoid spoilers for Zhang Yiman being spoiled by the barking of a stupid dog, Han Jue urged Zhang Yiman: "Open it up and take a look." ”
Zhang Yiman looked at the expressions of Han Jue and the cameraman, and felt the solemnity of the atmosphere, so he hesitated: "It can't be a snake, right?......?" It's the scary kind on TV. ”
Han Jue's face darkened: "It's not ......"
"It can't be a bee, right?"
"It's not ...... either"
"Is it ......?"
"Do you want to? Don't let me take it. Han Jue made a gesture to take the gift.
"I want it!" Zhang Yiman grabbed Han Jue and stepped forward to open the box.
The next second.
When the husky yawned and shook his head innocently in Zhang Yiman's sight, Zhang Yiman was in disbelief.
“!!!”
Zhang Yiman took two steps back, his eyes widened, and he looked directly at the stupid dog. Then he looked at Han Jue again.
Han Jue was silent, and nodded with a smile.
The stupid dog found himself trapped in the box, and he snorted and desperately wanted to get out, so he fluttered the box with both front paws.
Female screenwriters, ladies like Xiao Transparent and Xiao Zhou, their hearts melted when they saw the cute silly dog.
Zhang Yiman froze in place, and neither Han Jue nor the cameraman disturbed Zhang Yiman at this time.
"Puppy!!" Zhang Yiman looked at Han Jue with wide eyes, covered his mouth, and his eyes turned red all of a sudden.
"Yes, it's for you. Han Jue said with a smile.
Zhang Yiman grinned extremely happily, then hesitated and paced two steps back and forth, and finally got to the front of the box, looked at the stupid dog for a few seconds, and then carefully picked up the stupid dog.
"Little dog~~" Zhang Yiman felt the real and moving husky in his arms, and cried with joy.
Han Jue asked with a mother-like smile, "Do you like it?"
"I like it!" Zhang Yiman nodded, then walked towards Han Jue with the stupid dog in his arms while laughing and crying, and said in a choked voice, "Uncle, you are so good!"
"Hahahaha, right~" Han Jue gained a great sense of satisfaction at this time.
It's not in vain that he gets up in the middle of the night to feed and shovel feces all day long.
As soon as Han Jue finished speaking, he felt Zhang Yiman walking towards him with a clear purpose, and sat down next to him.
Looking at the undisguised emotion in the stupid girl's eyes, Han Jue was stunned, and a thought suddenly rose in his heart that made his heart stagnate.
[Isn't it......]
Han Jue was sitting on the sofa at this time, and Zhang Yiman also sat down.
Han Jue leaned back a little, and Zhang Yiman got a little closer.
It all seemed to be developing towards Han Jue's speculation.
[No!] Han Jue thought to himself.
In the next second, when Han Jue felt the soft body of Zhang Yiman, he raised his hand and hugged Zhang Yiman one step ahead.
Firmly held Zhang Yiman in his arms, unable to move.
Zhang Yiman was held and still wanted to probe, but he didn't succeed.
As a result, the two of them lost their balance and fell backwards together.
Han Jue lay down on the sofa, while Zhang Yiman lay softly in Han Jue's arms.
Both men remained motionless.
Downstairs.
"Wow!!"
"I'm a good man all of a sudden, but I like !!."
"It's so domineering!It's long overdue!!"
The screenwriters and ladies all seemed to be held in their arms by Han Jue strongly, and their voices were all sharp an octave.
The birthday gift was revealed, and Xiao Zhou, who was already able to talk to humans at this time, looked at the monitor screen but didn't want to talk at all. His arms were placed at right angles to his sides, and his palms were drawn in circles twenty centimeters in diameter, as if mimicking the rotation of a train wheel. Mouth shouted: "Dirty~~~"
"Hehehehe, I retract my previous evaluation that Han Jue is not a man!" Director Wang laughed as if the whole car was shaking.
Cohabitation cottage.
Zhang Yiman slammed his head on Han Jue's chest in shame, snorted lightly, and didn't insist on kissing Han Jue anymore, he was satisfied and quietly lay in Han Jue's arms, rubbing the stupid dog's hair. In silly music.
Han Jue felt the softness in his arms, and his expression softened little by little.
So in the picture, Han Jue is lying on the sofa, holding the stupid girl in his arms, and the stupid girl is holding the stupid dog in his arms, and the stupid dog is frowning, thinking solemnly: [What the hell is going on with this?!I just slept!Who is this female Homo sapiens?!Why are you hugging me so tightly?!I'm dying! Save me!]
But Han Jue ignored the stupid dog's pleas for help, and tilted his head to think about something very important.
[There is no need to start a relationship with no results. 】
Han Jue has always thought so.
Before he came to the cohabitation hut, he made many presuppositions in his mind. You have to stay awake at all times, and you have to don't indulge in the charm of silly girls.
However, after meeting, the fact is just like a sentence written by the rogue Zuo Xiaozu mantra in his previous life to his good friend Chen Sheng:
[When love comes, you will betray your honesty. 】
Han Jue's mental defense for himself, from the first smile he saw Zhang Yiman, was easily broken through by Zhang Yiman, reaching his heart.
Those mental defenses are simply vulnerable.
It's just that Han Jue doesn't know, is it because the charm of the stupid girl is too powerful, or is he not willing to resist at all, and the previous preset is just pretending?
Zhang Yiman was in Han Jue's arms, raised his head, his eyes were gentle like the softest water, and said glutinously: "Thank you, uncle, this is my best birthday gift~"
Han Jue looked at Zhang Yiman carefully, and then smiled.
[At least until the show ends.] Han Jue soothed himself like this.
He sighed deeply in his heart, but it was as if he had unloaded a heavy burden.
If there is a love master to teach Han Jue a lesson, then Han Jue will learn: People, once you fall in love, everything is left to be a spontaneous combustion.
Han Jue said to Zhang Yiman: "Give it a name." ”
"Okay......" Zhang Yiman smiled happily, "Uncle, why did you call it before?"
"I call it stupid...... Han Jue came back to his senses in time, "I haven't come up with any name, I'm just waiting for you to give it a name." ”
"Hehe, then let's think about it together~" Zhang Yiman rubbed his face against Han Jue's chest.
"Fat Tiger...... Tiger Girl ...... Technical safety ......"
"Uncle!" Zhang Yiman smiled and bit his lip, "Don't always name [Fat Tiger], [Tiger Girl], [Ji'an], and [Nobita]!"
"Haha...... You're familiar with it. Han Jue smiled.
"Midori was almost made [Nobita] by you, well, of course I remember. Zhang Yiman glanced at Han Jue charmingly.
"Oh! and the family members still have ...... I almost forgot about it. Han Jue remembered the ugly bear that was taken everywhere by a silly girl.
"How can you forget, you are its father!" Zhang Yiman smashed Han Jue's chest with his head, as if his mother was dissatisfied with his father's neglect of the family and gave his child a widowed education.
"Ahem!" Han Jue coughed awkwardly, and then said, "Since it's a family member, then I'm inspired." ”
"What?" Zhang Yiman asked without any expectation.
"Let's call it Chapter Three!" Han Jue looked excited, "You are Zhang Da, the ugly bear is Chapter 2, and the stupid dog is Chapter 3." ”
"What!" Zhang Yiman was annoyed, grinding his teeth, and looked up at Han Jue viciously, "I'm not Zhang Da! Xiaolu is not an ugly bear! Huskies are not stupid dogs! Uncle, you are bad!"
"Ahh......h
"Woo!
The two of them hugged each other and played around, and the inside and outside of the room were filled with a smell called "sweetness".
The director downstairs and his group also laughed like fools, only Sister Qin slapped her head and let out a long sigh:
"It's over. ”