Donkey Trouble Volume 1: The Adventures of Han Zai 16, who jumps off the cliff first

Hard work is not as good as skillful mouth, lazy and slippery is better than hard work, but the result is two heavens.

"Honestly, face the tree, kneel!" Dong Da roared as he twisted Zheng En's arm.

Zheng En squatted down with his twist and knee press, squatting very quickly, his body squatting had already changed steps and shifts to free control, and he supported his jaw with his backarm and knocked Dong Da out of the zhang; almost at the same time, his body rose up, his legs were swinging outward and inside, and he swept in a circle, knocking down the two catchers closest to him; then jumped out of the encirclement, kicked over the lock and the lazy insect with his flying feet, grabbed the lazy worm, and leaped towards the depths of the woods.

Dong Da got up, saw Zheng En and the lazy worm escape, whistled, and in an instant, responded from all sides, and the figures shuttled among the trees, outflanking Zheng En and the lazy worm.

Zheng En carried the lazy worm, and it didn't go far to run, it was an encounter. When he encountered obstacles, he beat them, and when they were beaten, he ran through the forest and the stream, and kept running. Although none of the encounters were first-class masters in martial arts, but there were many people, and the lazy insects were injured and could not help the battle, Zheng En was unable to defeat the wolves alone, so he had to flee desperately. After running for two days, I don't know if there are reinforcements for catching fast, or if the people in the rivers and lakes have come to make a fortune when they hear the news, and the number of people tracking has not decreased, but there seem to be more and more.

Towering like a sword, the unknown peak, covered with misty clouds, exudes a quiet and mysterious atmosphere, and the verdant ancient pines stand among the peaks and cliffs, riding the wind and facing the fog, like a fairy wandering in the void.

Zheng En barely closed his eyes for two days and two nights, he was already tired and soft, and he only ate a few mountain fruits, and just now he drank some spring water at the bottom of the mountain, and at the moment his stomach was gurgling and making strange things, as if there was a group of rats gnawing and scratching inside, which was even more painful. He ran here with the lazy worm in his hand, and he couldn't run anymore.

"Let me sleep, sleep—" He threw the lazy worm to the ground, tilted his body, fell to the ground, and fell asleep.

"Fight, fight, get up, get up, get up, the enemy, is this the time to sleep? Do you still have the spirit of not being afraid of hardship?"

The lazy worm was not actually seriously injured, but the foot and neck were twisted and a little sore. On the grounds of "saving his junior brother from being seriously injured", he let Zheng En carry it all the way, and did not participate in the battle when he encountered the enemy, he lay on Zheng En's shoulder when he was hungry and ate hazelnuts, and when he fell asleep, he slept for a while in the bumps, of course, he was not tired, hungry or sleepy.

The full man does not know that the hungry man is hungry, and complains that he does not know how to eat minced meat; the rich do not know that the poor are poor, and ridicule them for being born lazy and stupid; the villain drills into camp in all directions, and always complains that the gentleman will not mix; this is the common situation of the world.

The lazy insect himself does not fall asleep, of course he complains that Zheng En does not sleep right: "You are Miss Jiao, more brittle than a tender cucumber? Young don't endure hardship, why do you live! Don't be afraid of hardship, don't be afraid of tiredness, the enemy can be beaten back!"

As he spoke, he pinched a straw stick, scratched his ears and eyes, and poked his nostrils, trying to wake up Zheng Enzuo. Zheng En turned over and lay on the ground, covering his ears with both hands, still snoring like thunder.

The lazy worm was helpless, so he clapped his ass with both hands and jumped to his feet and shouted: "Ouch, ouch! Don't fight, don't fight, the one who lies down is called Zheng En! He is the leader of the underworld! He is the murderer!"

Zheng En jumped up, spun around and hit a big tree, only then did he come to his senses and said, "What are you screaming about? Where is the enemy?"

"I said you are pretending to be tired, right, this fishing net is wrapped in a pig baby, showing its hooves and claws, right?"

Zheng En didn't have the strength to argue with him, but fortunately, he was frightened and fell asleep. He looked down the hill and found that the birds were flying wildly, and there seemed to be a figure scurrying in the gap between the trees, so he didn't dare to stay any longer, so he pulled up the lazy worm and ran to the other end.

The two ran forward a few feet and came to the edge of the cliff.

Zheng En stretched out his head to look down, except for the fog, there was no bottom, picked up a small stone and threw it down, but there was no reply for a long time.

"It's so deep, how dare you jump?" Zheng En said hesitantly.

"Don't dare to jump before jumping, this is called surprise, understand? If it is three or two feet high, we dare to jump, they dare to jump, what is the use of jumping?" The lazy insect always does not forget to put his "senior brother" on the shelf, showing his extraordinary wisdom, and said to Zheng En.

"Okay, let's jump!" Zheng En had already lost his strength, and with the burden of a lazy worm, he was afraid of encountering danger with the enemy again, so he had to agree to jump off the cliff.

The lazy insect is an ant pulling a stone, the mouth is strong, and the fritters are soaked in hot soup if they are too real, and the whole body is soft. When he saw Zheng Enza's sleeves and belt tightened, he really wanted to jump, so he was so frightened that he shrunk his neck and retreated a long way, and asked in fear, "Do you really want to jump?"

Zheng En glared and said, "Nonsense, isn't this what you just said? They are chasing after each other, and if they don't jump, how can they get rid of them completely?

The lazy worm rolled his eyes and said: "Say you're naïve, you're still not happy! My lazy worm said that the jump is good, and it is to guide you strategically." Isn't it still being discussed how to jump?" As he spoke, he snapped his fingers, frowned, paced in a square step, and turned in circles, as if the great military strategist had encountered a difficult problem, the mouse gnawed on the plate, and said something: "It's better to find a long ladder; if there is no ladder, there must be a rope; if there is no ladder or rope, there must be a mat at the bottom of the cliff——"

The lazy insect was still discussing and researching on his own, and Zheng En had already broken an arrowroot that was growing at the root of the tree with a stone.

He untied the kudzu that was wrapped around the branches, threw them to the lazy worm, and said, "Tear them into one by one, and then join them together as ropes!"

"Look, if it's not for my senior brother, how can you think of this trick! If you smash it again, it's not enough!" the lazy worm commanded as he connected the kudzu.

"Pick the thick one, at least the finger is thick, don't be thin, tie it tightly, tie it firmly, this is a terrible thing, don't be lazy!" Zheng En explained as he smashed the kudzu.

The lazy worm said: "I'm as simple as you, I can't even tie a knot?" 'Pick thick', which means 'don't want thin strips'; 'Tie tight', which means 'strong connection'; 'This is a terrible thing', do you need to say? 'Don't be lazy' in the future, don't talk so repetitively, so verbose! Like what you just said, to others, only the two words 'good' are enough. Shut up about me, because I don't need you to explain at all!"

In order not to let Zheng En be verbose, he was verbose for a long time. Zheng En doesn't like to play tricks, he just buries his head in looking for kudzu and smashing kudzu.

Zheng En pulled a few more kudzu sticks, let the lazy worm tie them, and saw that they were long enough, so he tied the connected kudzu to the root of a big tree, covered them with wild grass, and came to the edge of the cliff with the lazy worm.

Zheng En put the kudzu down the cliff and let the lazy worm go down first, the lazy worm stretched out his head to look at the cliff like the Netherworld Ghost Domain, and couldn't help but feel furious, and said: "What's the matter, I am a senior brother, I should endure hardships first, and enjoy the last, how can I leave you alone, and run away first? You go down first, I will cover! You go down, the enemy will chase after you, I will clean them up!"

Zheng En held the kudzu and was about to go down, but the lazy worm was scared again. "He goes down, if the enemy really chases, I will be crippled, it is better for me to go down first!" He stretched out his hand to stop Zheng En, and shouted: "No, this cliff is so deep, who knows if the rope is enough for the head? Besides, the situation at the bottom of the cliff is unknown, and it is difficult to say whether there are poisonous snakes and beasts." In the face of danger, I can't back down as a senior brother. The more dangerous it is, the more forward it is, that's what a boss should do!

Zheng Eun only wanted to get out of this dangerous place as soon as possible, and felt that whoever came first and who came after was the same, so he handed the kudzu rope to the lazy worm.

The lazy worm took the kudzu rope and stretched out his arms and kicked his legs like diving for a long time before taking a step towards the edge of the cliff.

He saw that the clouds and mist were shrouded under the cliff, and the birds were hovering and chirping under his feet, so frightened that his legs weakened, and he shrank back: "Don't panic, don't panic, I think there is still a problem with this matter, and I have to think about it carefully and study it!"

"Study what?"

"Well, there are so many enemies, it's hard to deal with if you don't jump! Jump down, I don't know how high! We have to be bold, but we must also be cautious......

Zheng En saw that he was scared in his heart, and he wanted to suffer to save face, so he reached out and grabbed him, threw him on his back, and said, "Close your eyes and put your arms around my neck! Let's go down at the same time!"

"Yes, yes, that's appropriate, that's what I think, senior brothers should share life and death together-"

Before the lazy worm finished singing in a high voice, he felt that his speed suddenly accelerated, and his body seemed to rush down the cliff. He only felt that the sound of the swishing wind seemed to tighten his liver and intestines, making his blood clot, and he couldn't breathe.

He didn't even shout for help, so he didn't know anything.

For more information, watch the next episode: Laughter of Horror.