Chapter 638: Jokes and Truth
When Wang Guodong was on a mission before, he had seen these mutated beasts and knew how powerful they were.
Now I pulled other friends over, saying that they were begging for food, but in fact, I wanted to investigate why those people who looked like the military gave these beast corpses to Wang Ping'an.
Some of the corpses of mutant beasts killed by these special forces were handed over to the laboratory for research, and the other part was eaten casually.
The taste is surprisingly good, and you can't forget it once you eat it.
I'm used to eating the meat of mutated beasts, ordinary meat, and I don't taste good when I eat it.
So Wang Guodong brought people over, firstly, to investigate Wang Ping'an, and secondly, to mix and eat.
With his understanding of Wang Ping'an, he didn't think that this little friend who grew up in the same village was anything special, I heard that he had an uncle who was a military boss.
These beast corpses may have been given to him to eat because of his uncle's relationship.
With these preconceived ideas, Wang Ping'an can explain casually, and he can pass the test, and then he can enjoy the food with peace of mind.
"Erbao, those people who sent you the corpse of the beast belonged to the military, why did they send you so much?" asked this, Wang Guodong felt very tactful and reasonable.
As a result, Wang Ping'an replied: "They are considered military...... Because I killed all these beasts, who will they not give me?"
"What? You killed...... This, this is a mutated beast, it was broadcast on the news today, it's very powerful, how can you kill so many?" Wang Guodong was shocked, Lu Dashan was shocked, the winemaker Xiaoqiang was shocked, and the little transparent Wang Wencai, who followed the soy sauce, was also shocked.
Everyone is a small farmer in a mountain village, why did you secretly become the god of war?
"Maybe the knife I picked up was very sharp, that's why I killed so much. Wang Ping'an replied.
...... "Is this a matter of picking up a knife?"
This group of friends is also confused, saying that this is not the answer, but if you think about it carefully, there is nothing wrong with it.
The knife was sharp, so he killed a few more beasts.
There's nothing wrong with that.
But when you were in the special combat team, weren't your guns sharp? Why did the entire squad spend half a day trying to hunt a mutated beast on the premise that a few members were injured?
"Okay, don't be stunned there, come over and help, and I'll tell you the details when we eat. Wang Ping'an has arranged these free labors properly.
"Oops, okay. Wang Guodong, Lu Dashan, Wang Wencai, and Xiaoqiang, the chief winemaker in the village, replied in unison.
It turned out that Lu Dashan was still a little unconvinced by Wang Ping'an, he always felt that he was not weaker than others, he was also a small boss, why was he pressed by him?
It is said that Wang Ping'an is rich, but he is also rich, although the money is a little less.
But now seeing the piles of corpses of mutated beasts, he instantly sobered up.
People are indeed different.
Is the wine not fragrant, or the food is not delicious, why can't you think of comparing it with Wang Ping'an.
If you don't say anything else, just say that you look like this, you are a little worse than him.
I am still single, and my family is asking someone to talk to the matchmaker.
But in Wang Ping'an's villa, there are two beautiful women, who are more beautiful than the stars on TV.
Moreover, one is more gentle and virtuous than the other.
Wang Ping'an sat on a rattan chair and played with his mobile phone, one of them squatted next to him to pour him tea, and the other actually pinched his shoulders with a grudge on his face.
My God, is there still heaven in this world?
The waterlogging dies, and the drought dies.
When will I find a partner I like?
"You say, why did these beasts suddenly mutate? Why didn't the chickens and dogs in the family mutate?" asked Xiao Qiang, the chief winemaker in the village, with a confused face.
Wang Guodong replied while looking around: "Who knows, the experts on TV said that it is the red moon that affects the estrus period of animals, and I always feel unreliable." Chickens and dogs are not animals, so there is no estrus period? Why do bats and rats mutate and become ferocious and attack humans?"
Lu Dashan, who was stimulated, said suddenly: "People are also animals, and last night, I didn't hear that anyone's bed board was broken." ”
The idea of "......" is so strange that everyone is embarrassed to answer.
Because not far away, there are two big beauties, so they don't hear it well.
Wang Wencai grinded and chirped, unwilling to skin the beast, so he approached Wang Ping'an and asked in wonder: "Erbao, this world has changed overnight, do you think I can still find a daughter-in-law?" Originally, I took a fancy to a female clerk in the office, but she also disliked me, and blocked me on WeChat this morning. ”
"Your focus is really different from others. What, which clerk is it, you tell Mr. Gu, if she ignores you, let Mr. Gu fire her. Wang Ping'an quipped.
"Okay, let's do it, that woman's name is Zhang Wenwen......"
"Poof. Xu Qing and Gu Tingcheng laughed at the same time, people who can't even tell the difference between jokes have too low EQ, how can such a person catch up with a beautiful girl.
"Two brothers and sisters, what are you laughing at?" Wang Wencai asked with great puzzlement.
He has now recognized the reality and feels that there is no chance to pursue Mr. Gu.
Now changing her words to call her brother and sister is already a compromise with reality.
He felt that he was so humble, and he was inexplicably ridiculed by them, which was really disturbing.
"I didn't laugh at anything, I think what you said is quite interesting, that's okay, I'll be expelled after the New Year...... Expelled from that Wenwen. Gu Qingcheng couldn't help but laugh and continued to tease Wang Wencai.
She wouldn't fire an employee who didn't make a mistake because of a personal relationship.
Wang Wencai praised seriously: "Well, brother and sister are righteous, we have to do this." Also, since Zhang Wenwen ignored me and blocked me, I don't want to deal with her. After all, I think Zhao Ying, the accountant of the Chinese medicine base, is also quite beautiful, can you introduce me to it?"
"No problem, I'll introduce you in a few years, as for the result, I can't guarantee it. ”
"Thank you, brother and sister, then it's decided, I'll go and help first. Wang Wencai thanked him excitedly, and then trotted away to help peel the skin.
As for what he wanted to ask just now, he had forgotten it.
He was also very curious, why did Wang Ping'an suddenly become so powerful, so powerful that he was out of place with everyone, but this is not important, the important thing is that Mr. Gu has to help him introduce the object.
Wang Ping'an shook his head secretly, where is this.
When did Gu Tingcheng become his younger brother and sister?
When did you agree to take Gu Allure as your daughter-in-law?
Take the joke seriously, and something will go wrong.
He closed the reading interface, thinking that it would be more appropriate to broadcast live, using the corpses of so many mutated beasts as a gimmick, maybe he could complete the task of the number of fans today.
On the other side, the snake baby prepares two large pots of dishes, plus some barbecue, there are too many people today to be too lazy to make that kind of exquisite dish.
Anyway, there is a lot of meat, as long as it tastes good and the portion is full, then it will do.