Chapter 90: Equivalent Exchange
After thinking about it for a while, Tang Yuan was extremely surprised to find that he couldn't prove to the other party that he was a real man, and he couldn't take off his pants to compare the size?
It's a shame to think about it, okay!
God knows, how such an idea could have come to me. Tang Yuan said that he was no longer pure.
Tang Yuan was ashamed to hide, but the middle-aged man stood in front of him, wanting to escape but couldn't.
"Truth be told, I'm still a boy. Tang Yuan was extremely embarrassed.
Originally, Tang Yuan didn't want to talk about this, but he had no other way.
"Hah...... Haha......"
The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing.
His voice was loud, and when he laughed, his voice echoed throughout the old street, and there was a strange aura flowing in the silent night.
"Be serious, don't laugh!"
Seeing the middle-aged man's reaction like this, Tang Yuan was not very happy.
Is he wrong about this?
Shouldn't we praise him for keeping himself clean?
To his great surprise, the middle-aged man had a witty side, so he smiled very seriously.
......
Tang Yuan was full of black lines, and he really wanted to press this product to the ground and blast it.
Although Tang Yuan knew it well, if he did that, he would inevitably be pressed by the other party in turn.
After laughing for a minute, the middle-aged man finally stopped laughing.
After the middle-aged man stopped laughing, he drank again.
Fortunately, he no longer forced Tang Yuan, raised his neck, and drank alone.
A bottle of wine is not much, obviously unable to satisfy the appetite of the middle-aged man, three or two sips are finished, the middle-aged man shook the empty bottle a few times, his face was full of disappointment.
Immediately, the middle-aged man didn't say a word, just turned around and walked back and forth.
"That's leaving?"
Tang Yuan was a little dumbfounded, thinking that since it was the second time he met this person, he should always give him a chance, but he didn't.
The middle-aged man undoubtedly fits the characteristics of all alcoholics, and it seems that in his world, there is nothing but wine.
Or, in other words, there was nothing else in the world that could interest him except wine.
"How serious is this psychological trauma?" Tang Yuan was both puzzled and curious, but as for sympathy, he didn't have it, because the other party must not need sympathy, and he didn't have the qualifications and reasons to sympathize with the other party!
It's just that the middle-aged man just left, and Tang Yuan was a little unwilling.
"It's coming. With his mind racing, Tang Yuan shook his two long legs and quickly followed.
The middle-aged man lived at the end of the old street, and the opposite door to him happened to be the greasy short and fat young man......
Tang Yuan turned his head sideways and looked at the tightly closed door of the short and fat young man's house, and somehow he was a little nervous, lest the other party disagree, he threw out a villain book, and then made him doubt his life.
Fortunately, the door was always closed, and there was no movement inside, which made Tang Yuan feel a little at ease.
When the middle-aged man walked to the door, he stretched out his hand to push the door, and as soon as the door was pushed open, a strong smell of wine immediately wafted out.
Tang Yuan immediately wondered if the whole person had been soaked in the big wine vat.
When Tang Yuan subconsciously looked towards the door, Tang Yuan was dumbfounded again.
I saw that in the courtyard, there were large and small wine jars and wine bottles, and the number was so large that it was impossible to count them.
Tang Yuan never knew that a person could drink so much wine and dare to love day by day, and the middle-aged man didn't do anything, so he drank.
But the other party looks like he doesn't have a very good amount of alcohol.
Tang Yuan felt very confused.
The middle-aged man pushed open the door and walked inside, he didn't seem to know that Tang Yuan was following him, and he didn't seem to care about this situation.
After entering the door, the middle-aged man was like a headless fly, wandering around the yard, and after a few minutes, he crapped half of the jar of leftover wine, and the middle-aged man smiled.
"Gollum!"
"Gollum!"
After pouring several mouthfuls into his throat one after another, the middle-aged man smiled more and more happily.
"Even if there is a peanut, it will not be like this. Tang Yuan sighed lowly.
Everyone has their own way of living, and Tang Yuan naturally doesn't comment too much on this, in fact, Tang Yuan is more curious, and after walking into the courtyard together, he just looks around.
Under the corner, under the tree......
Everywhere you can see, there are bottles and jars of wine.
Tang Yuan was also observing that there were so many wine jars and wine bottles that he was not familiar with.
In other words, the wine that the middle-aged man drank did not come from the real world in which he lived.
"That's it!" Tang Yuan muttered.
Previously, Tang Yuan was a little skeptical that King Kong Lori and the cheongsam young woman had gone to the real world, but now, he finally came to a conclusion.
Despite this, there is still no way to explain why he was able to enter and leave the old street freely...... But since Lao Cai has nothing to do with the real world, at least not as he imagined, this makes Tang Yuan feel a little at ease.
Selfish or narrow-minded.
This is the truest thought in Tang Yuan's heart!
In the final analysis, no one can predict what will happen to the residents of this street once they appear in the real world, so Tang Yuan just doesn't want the old street to be too closely related to the real world.
If it's not related, it's best!
After the middle-aged man took a few sips of wine, he continued to walk inside, and entered the room in three or two steps...... After hesitating for a moment, Tang Yuan also followed.
The interior of the room was extremely empty, as if a middle-aged man had pawned all his family wealth in order to drink.
There was a Taishi chair in the corner on the side, and the middle-aged man walked over and lay down on the Taishi chair, his eyes slightly closed, and he poured wine into his mouth without a sip.
"This kind of day seems to be pretty good. ”
Seeing the middle-aged man's expression of enjoyment, as if even if the sky fell, it had nothing to do with him, Tang Yuan suddenly understood the middle-aged man, wouldn't it be a kind of happiness to be able to live in his own world?
"Go, little one, and help me find out if there is any wine left. Tang Yuan was thinking about this, and the voice of a middle-aged man came to his ears.
Tang Yuan smiled, and searched for it inside and out, and finally the emperor lived up to his wishes, and Tang Yuan really found half a bottle of leftover wine.
"Come!" the middle-aged man beckoned.
"This is the last half of the bottle, you need to take it easy. Tang Yuan had to remind.
"If you can't drink this wine happily, what's the point of living?" the middle-aged man didn't care, took the bottle and dried it in one sip.
"And then?" Tang Yuan couldn't help laughing.
Pleasure is pleasure, but pleasure is short-lived, and after a short period of pleasure, there is a long period of pain, don't you understand such a simple truth?
"Look for it again. The middle-aged man waved his hand.
"Not really. Tang Yuan said.
“......”
The middle-aged man was dumbfounded, he suddenly became anxious, like a grasshopper on the rope, he jumped up from the Taishi chair, Tang Yuan couldn't see clearly, and the middle-aged man appeared in the courtyard in a puff of smoke.
"What a speed!" Tang Yuan was startled.
The middle-aged man walked all the way over, staggering, as if he might fall at any time, but he didn't fall, just walked under Tang Yuan's nose like this, leaving behind one afterimage after another.
Soon there was a ding-dong sound in the courtyard, and the middle-aged man searched everywhere, but in the end he was disappointed, even desperate, and his already wooden face was even more numb.
It was as if the whole person's spirit had been emptied, and it looked like a walking corpse.
"I can't...... How so...... I've got some to hide......"
The middle-aged man was babbling and talking, just like that Xianglin's sister-in-law, his state looked terrible, compared to before, it was like two people.
Tang Yuan didn't pay attention to the middle-aged man's chatter, and he didn't have the heart to pay attention to it.
The middle-aged man kept shuttling in the yard, back and forth like the wind, and Tang Yuan was shocked again and again.
"This speed is a necessary magic weapon for escaping. Tang Yuan's eyes became brighter and brighter, and a certain desire in his heart became stronger and stronger.
"Senior, you stop first, let's talk. Tang Yuan shouted, thinking about how to let the middle-aged man know that he was very interested in the speed that the other party had, and how the other party was willing to teach him.
It's okay to apprentice before learning art, in short, as long as it doesn't involve issues of principle, you can do anything!
Tang Yuan had never had such a strong interest in a matter for a long time, even if he paid a certain price for it, Tang Yuan didn't care.
However, the middle-aged man couldn't stop at all, coming and going, coming and going, and didn't seem to hear what Tang Yuan said at all.
"Senior, if you don't do this, you teach me speed, and the next time I come, I will bring you a bottle of good wine?"
"Ten bottles!"
"Deal!" Tang Yuan flatly agreed.
Ten bottles is ten bottles, after all, it is just a trivial matter, Tang Yuan is not afraid of the middle-aged man's conditions, he is afraid that the other party has no desire and no desire, if it is the latter, it is not easy to deal with.
When the words fell, Tang Yuan suddenly saw that the middle-aged man's face was a little strange, and he was thinking about what the situation was, when he saw the middle-aged man striding in the direction of the backyard.
Tang Yuan had no choice but to follow and see what was going on.
After a while, Tang Yuan was dumbfounded for the third time.
I saw that the spacious backyard was also full of wine jars and wine bottles, and the middle-aged man did the same, rummaging through countless wine jars and wine bottles.
Tang Yuan was stunned at that time.
The fact that the other party was alive and alive is undoubtedly an unexplainable miracle in the history of science.
Those Bacchus or drunkards in the real world are simply weak compared to one another.
After half a ring, the middle-aged man found a bottle of treasured good wine, which he seemed to cherish very much, and his movements were very careful, but he finally opened it and habitually poured it into his throat.
"Remember, little one, you owe me ten bottles of good wine...... If you don't bring wine next time, I'll break your neck!" the middle-aged man looked very distressed.
When the words fell, the middle-aged man reached out and took it out of his pocket for a long time before he took out a piece of torn paper and threw it at Tang Yuan.
Tang Yuan subconsciously caught it, looked down at it, and saw that on the paper, there were tadpole villains one by one.
"Could it be that this is the legendary martial arts cheats?" Tang Yuan's breath suddenly became fiery, and his eyes were round!