Donkey Trouble Volume III: Reckless Men Paying Debts 43, Imitating the Aristocrats

throws himself into a trap, and is also proud, imitating the slave to call the servant, and pretending to force the master to be the leader.

Lu Xing asked Xiao Cong'er to pay off his debts, in order to take revenge, to replace them with stupid men with rough skin and hard bones and a sweaty body, just like he wanted Meiyu to move a big stone for him, and wanted to drink ginseng soup to bring him a pot of boiled radish, not to say that he was not selling what he bought, but also arguing that his weight was heavy, and he suffered a loss, so he gave the amount of silver, isn't this nonsense and bullying? Isn't this playing with Lu Xing as a two-five-eyed mocker? This is also too much, right?

Lu Xing's subordinates were stunned when they saw Zheng En and the lazy worms messing around like this, and they didn't dare to come out one by one.

All the thugs thought that although Lu Xing's martial arts were not good, but after all, he was the overlord of one side, and he had to fight hard to such an extent, so he relaxed one leg and considered how to escape after starting to do it, but he didn't expect Lu Xing to smile, and immediately agreed:

"It's great, two brothers are willing to help me, I'm really honored! I'm recruiting people everywhere these days, but unfortunately I don't have many of them. The two brothers are kind and kind, superb in martial arts, strong in responsibility, and fair, which is in line with my standards for seeking talents. It doesn't count as a part-time job, it doesn't count as a part-time job! I can't afford to say that I lose my status as a brother! Even if I ask my two brothers for help, and even if I ask my two brothers to help me! That's it! As for the salary that this little brother said, please rest assured! I, Lu Xing, lack everything, don't lack silver, and I never instigate my friends! Of course, I have to pay high salaries to my two brothers!

"I just asked the girl named Cong'er, and she said that she works in a restaurant for two taels of silver a month. Our brothers don't say that she is a hundred times over, if it is tenfold, you can give each of you twenty taels of silver per month!" the lazy insect demanded.

"It's a trivial matter, just as you say!" Lu Xing readily agreed.

"You have to eat and live!" the lazy worm added another condition.

"Help me do things, it's my brother, how can there be a reason not to eat or live? Don't worry, little brother!"

The lazy worm saw that Lu Xing had promised well, so he had to shut up.

Lu Xing is a bully, relying on the government at the top, and the underworld at the bottom, and the ruffians and hooligans in a radius of dozens of miles all listen to him, and he has a large number of thugs, and he is narrow-minded, and he will be retribution, Zheng En and the lazy worm are so wanton, how can he spare it? Just because Zheng En and the lazy worm have superb martial arts, Lu Xing does not lead many people, and they are all poor in martial arts, and in this deep mountain and old forest, there is only one result if they collide with him, that is, they can't catch Xiao Cong'er's mother and daughter, and they will be beaten to the point of bleeding and even dying. He didn't eat the losses in front of him, and he couldn't help but bow his head under the low eaves, so he buried his hatred in his heart, and dealt with Zheng En and the lazy worm on the surface.

Lujiadian is Lu Xing's land, where he goes, he is like a fish in water, whether to invite a master to fight, whether to set a trap to assassinate, or to ask the government to arrest, no matter what means are used, he will be like a bag to get things, than in this deep mountain and old forest, it is much easier.

Zheng En and the lazy worm are both tendons, and they are also homeless people who feed the whole family without hunger, and they only rely on their own likes and dislikes. At this moment, when he has half a tael of silver in his pocket, he eats and drinks heavily, and the next moment he is hungry when he is gone; at this time, when he is still alive, he does as he pleases, and beats anyone who does not like him, and as for the next moment, he waits for a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, whether it is a guillotine or a pit buried alive, and he never thinks seriously. In order to make Xiao Cong'er's mother and daughter get rid of Lu Xing's coercion and live in peace, they even arched into the wolf's den with their eyes open, jumped into the sea of fire, drilled into the sleeve, and replaced Xiao Cong'er to work for Lu Xing.

Lu Xing was only afraid that Zheng En and the lazy worm would change their minds, so he kept making wishes and temptations. It is also "from now on a family", "you can choose what kind of work you do"; it is "double pay for overtime work, and there is a subsidy for living"; it is "a bonus every month, and a red envelope on three festivals" - it seems that as long as Zheng En and the lazy worm go to him to work, they can bend down to pick up ingots, reach out to hold gold bars, be respected as an old man, and become a rich man with a lot of money in a few days.

The thugs also knew that Zheng En and the lazy worm were two fools who took the initiative to fall into the trap, and they even cooperated with Lu Xing to blindly make love.

This one said: "Brother, we will be colleagues in the future, but we need a spoon in a pot!"

That one said, "You are Young Master Lu's valued brothers, so you have to take more care of us in the future!"

This one said, "I still have a bed in the house, can I ask my brother to live with me, and ask for a lot of advice?"

The one said, "I got married and had a new quilt, and I got a set for each of the two brothers, but the quality in the market is not good, so we can't buy it!"

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A faction of masters and servants are united, and the rich and poor are in harmony and harmony.

Lu Xing pretended to bow his head to welcome Zheng En and the lazy worm to Lu's shop, as if he had put crabs in the pot, Zheng En and the lazy worm really tamed Lu Xing and his gang because of their strong martial arts, not only rescued Xiao Cong'er's mother and daughter, but also found a place to eat and live for himself, and returned to the river like fluttering and spitting, and he was very proud.

Xiao Cong'er's mother and daughter couldn't tell for a while whether Zheng En and the lazy worm were chivalrous or had other purposes, but they wanted money or no money, they couldn't beat and couldn't run, they couldn't run and run, and they felt that it was a big deal to die, so they took one step at a time, and obeyed the command of the new master Zheng En and the lazy worm, simply packed up the items in the hut, made a few packages, and the four of them took it separately, and walked out of the mountain with Lu Xing and his gang.

For as long as he can remember, he has been begging on the streets, living in reprimands and insults, never dreaming that he could use servants like rich people. He was already a ruffian and loved to joke and frolic, but now he suddenly had a nominal girl, of course, he had to taste the taste of being a master and find the pleasure of being a servant.

He crept to a puddle in the ravine, washed and washed his head, face, hands and feet, and used his fingers as a comb to scratch his messy hair. A long shirt was full of holes, and he could not hide his poverty in any way, so he had to take it off and wrap it around his waist, and when a pair of shoes had holes in the front and back, he tore off two pieces of rags from his gown and wrapped them around his feet, so that he finally covered his toes. He looked at the puddle as a mirror and looked at it again and again, but he still felt that it would damage the identity of the owner, so he could only pretend to be not graceful enough to make up for it.

Along the way, he held the master's shelf, and kept pointing fingers at Xiao Cong'er in the master's tone: "Do you know what a master is and what a servant is? The master is the boss, the boss, and the master, you know? The master is the master, the person in charge, the person who gives orders, and the person who often rides a horse and sedan chair to the restaurant to eat, do you know? The servant is the servant hired by the master, the person who listens to the drink, the person who works, and the person who serves the master, do you know?

"The master eats and the servant serves, the master rides a horse and the servant leads, and the master sits in a sedan chair and the servant follows! I am the master, you are my servant, you are for me, you must be polite to me in the future, you know?

"Be humble in your own speech, and be respectful in your name. Your name is 'slave and maid,' and mine is called 'master,' your words are called 'cheap words,' and my words are called 'high opinions,' your dwelling place is called 'Humble House,' and my dwelling place is called 'Fushang,' you call me 'asking for advice,' and I call you 'reporting,' and when you see me bowing and bending down and smiling, and I don't reprimand you when I see you want to be reprimanded, you have to remember all of this, you know?"

The lazy worm searched the knowledge he saw and heard on the street and in the restaurant when he was wandering and running away, Xiao Cong'er lowered his head, just left, just ignored him.

The lazy insect felt embarrassed, so he tried his best to find a job for Xiao Cong'er.

He slipped the burden down his back and called Xiao Cong'er: "Alas, little girl, the burden is slipping down, give me a pump!"

Xiao Cong'er stepped forward and gave him a handful.

After a while, he deliberately loosened his shoelaces again, and shouted, "Alas, little girl, my shoelaces are loose, tighten them for me!"

Xiao Cong'er bent down and tied him with a dead knot.

There was not a drop of sweat on his face, but he shouted continuously: "Alas, little girl, look at my sweat, wipe it for me!"

Xiao Cong'er glared at him and ignored him.

Lu Xing's thugs saw that the lazy worm was holding a shelf to enjoy the master, so they interjected one after another.

"Little brother, you bought them, how do you use them?"

"Of course it's a servant!

"What are you doing?"

"Cook and do laundry, serve tea and pour water!"

"You have to warm up the bed!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

The thugs burst out laughing.

Xiao Cong'er ran a few steps away from him.

The lazy insect felt very embarrassed when he saw that Xiao Cong'er didn't give face, and he held his breath, and it was not good to have a seizure in front of everyone, and when he returned to Xiao Cong'er's house in Lujiadian, he began to think about how to find fault, play the master's prestige, and teach Xiao Cong'er a lesson.

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