Chapter 80: Strange Rules Dig into the Bottom
"Of course, our Lao Lin family is like this, hehe......"
Lin Feng smiled evilly, and then said seriously:
"I think that's how my parents got on a blind date. Why, do you have any opinions? If you think it can't be done, then let's pull it down!
Anyway, I have to marry a woman who can give birth to children and go home, so that we can inherit the lineage, spread out and multiply, so that I can be worthy of the ancestors of our Lin family.
In today's society, monogamy is advocated, and no one is allowed to marry a young wife, what do you want me to do? Our Lin family is real, as long as a woman can have children, it doesn't matter what she looks like!"
Lin Feng secretly thought that he was really a genius, and even believed what he said.
Listening to what he said, Zhang Caixia's cognitive outlook was refreshed again, so she hurriedly stopped:
"Gotta gotcha, I won't look at it, I believe you can have a baby, right? Hurry up and put on your pants, I'm panicked!"
When Zhang Caixia heard the sound of Lin Feng unzipping, she was suddenly angry, and secretly thought to herself:
When I get the cheats, see how I clean you up! You hairy boy, you are so, you dare to flirt with Miss Ben when you meet for the first time.
Poor Miss Ben's daughter, she actually went to this poor country to play the village girl, and she was going to be molested by a Diao Min, I was really angry!
Hearing Zhang Caixia say this, Lin Feng showed an imperceptible smile on the corner of his mouth, and said calmly:
"But I don't believe you! I'm an honest man, and I don't have as many fancy intestines as outsiders. As the saying goes, hearing is false, seeing is believing. Only when I see it with my own eyes can I be sure that you are not lying to me.
If you really want to marry me, you must let me verify your identity, or I am afraid that you will be deceived. My grandfather said when he was alive that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she can deceive people, and you are all vixens who can seduce people!"
"Hehe, your grandfather talks a lot, what else did he say?"
Zhang Caixia thought in her heart:
Is this kid really stupid or fake?
It seems that it is not as terrifying as the master said, it seems that his old man overestimated the Lin family.
At best, this kid is a hungry wolf with all the guts, nothing else! Miss Ben can play with him in the palm of her hand in three moves and two ways.
Hey, it looks like I'll be able to complete the task soon and go home early!
In fact, our family has been divining for generations, and my grandfather said that whether a girl can give birth or not depends on her figure.
So before I marry my daughter-in-law, I must first look at these two places and try the feel......" Lin Feng pretended to be puzzled.
"That's not good, your grandfather is not serious, why can't even you be ignorant? Let me tell you, a woman's body can't be shown to a man casually.
Before being cut down, a woman's body was gold, but when a man saw it once, it turned silver, and if she touched it again, it would become scrap of copper and iron. The more men you experience, the less valuable it becomes, that's what my mother said!"
"Alas, since that's the case, then I'll go back first!" Lin Feng sighed and stood up from the side of the bed. Scratching his head, he pushed open the door and prepared to go out!
At this time, Lin Xingxing and Zhang Xiaoju were not at home, and the night was rising and it was getting late. In the dim light, in the ambiguous hut, on the soft bed, there are only this pair of boys and girls!
Hearing Lin Feng say this, Zhang Caixia suddenly became anxious, and suddenly ran over from the side of the bed and grabbed Lin Feng, and said urgently:
"Ah, why are you going? Aren't we on a blind date, why do you say let's go, we haven't said yes yet!"
Lin Feng licked his lips, showed an embarrassed expression and said:
"I've finished reading it, there's nothing to say, I'm not satisfied with you! Your figure is okay, it's just not big enough, not white enough.
My grandfather said that such a woman can only give birth to a girl, not a fat son. Also, there are a lot of liars out there now, and I suspect yours is a fake.
My grandfather said to be careful and not to be deceived. I, Lin Feng, have married a wife in my life, and I'd rather lack it than overuse! You don't let people touch it, and I can't guess the truth or falsehood, so forget it!"
Borrowing Old Man Lin's signboard to shield himself from the wind and rain, Lin Feng was quite embarrassed in his heart, so he secretly prayed:
When I have time, I will burn more paper money for you, and may you have no shortage of women in heaven!!
Zhang Caixia almost fainted angrily, after walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, it was the first time I heard that a blind date depends on the figure and the feeling of the hand.
To put it bluntly, isn't it just to see the light, what kind of blind date is this? How can their Lin family have such strange rules?
"I... Go... Why would your grandfather talk so much nonsense to you? What a bad old man, not serious at all. It's a little painful to be idle all day long, and it's just vulgar words!" Zhang Caixia was so thundered that she lost her temper and couldn't help but be depressed.
"You are not allowed to scold my grandfather! He never missed what he said before his death. He is the most powerful Mr. Yin and Yang here in our country.
I think you're a liar, you're full of fakes, and you can't get married, so you come to deceive us honest people. There is no sincerity in the blind date, so what kind of blind date is it!" Lin Feng's face suddenly changed and he said sharply.
"Then what do you say, what is sincerity?" Zhang Caixia said with extreme annoyance.
My grandfather said that women who can give birth to sons have obvious characteristics on their bodies. I'll touch it later, and if it's suitable, I'll marry you!" Lin Feng said with a playful smile on his face.
Zhang Caixia was anxious and angry, pretending to be in tears and said:
"I said big brother, then if I let you look at it over and over again, in case you don't look down on me, then I won't suffer a big loss!"
Lin Feng spread out his hands and said in a broken tone:
"You came to me for a blind date, and I didn't force you to come. Anyway, our Lin family is such a rule, my father and my mother went on a blind date like this, and as a result, they gave birth to such an eldest son as me.
This shows that what my grandfather said is absolutely correct. I've loved listening to that song and listening to my grandfather since I was a kid!"
Zhang Caixia hugged her arms and said very unconvinced:
"What if your grandfather is wrong and your mother gives birth to a daughter?"
My grandfather said that our family doesn't want a girl. Because our family is thin, it's useless to have a girl!" Lin Feng said without thinking.
"Ahh
"Forget it, I won't tell you. You don't look good, I'd better go!"
"Stop!" Zhang Caixia roared.
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For me, sticking out this month is a win!!