In the eyes of our physiognomy master, a plump woman is called fat but not greasy, and a backbone woman is called beautiful and delicious, but the premise is to be beautiful.

I have high requirements for my guests, and the starting point is to be beautiful, and if I really want to tell you, it is two words: "handy".

My name is Chen Li, and I am a gentleman who touches the bones, and they all affectionately call me Chen Xiangshi.

I open a Chinese restaurant next door, and the owner is a very hot woman, named Hu Jiali, because she is beautiful and has a good figure, the business in the restaurant is quite hot, and over time she has become a goddess in the hearts of many men in this area.

At noon, I went next door for dinner.

The old rule ordered two dishes and one soup, most of the people who came here to eat were men, Hu Jiali was almost thirty years old and unmarried, and when she heard that she was single, some people even did not hesitate to drive hundreds of miles over.

Hu Jiali is a very charming woman, she likes to wear a blue cheongsam, which sets off her hot body even more attractively.

Hu Jiali usually sits at the bar cashier, and when she sees that my food is ready, she brings it to me herself.

"Master Chen, don't you drink two cups today?" Hu Jiali smiled.

I shook my head, but I saw a problem on her face, so I asked, "What happened to you lately?"

"No, I've been doing well lately, what's wrong?" Hu Jiali frowned slightly.

"You're bloody, maybe you're about to have a disaster recently. I said.

This sentence happened to be heard by a man about thirty years old at the next table, and he said very unhappily: "Hey, boy, be careful when you speak, don't come with your mouth open." ”

I squinted at him, but he was dressed quite expensively, wearing a gold chain the thickness of a little finger around his neck, a Rolex on his wrist, and a BMW car key pinned to his waist.

He is the owner of the company who comes here to eat at noon every day, his name is Zhang Hong, and he is also Hu Jiali's suitor.

Every time I come to eat, Hu Jiali will personally serve me food, but she has never served food to Zhang Hong.

My shop was almost burned down a few days ago, and this guy was looking for someone to do it.

"Boss Zhang, I'm a physiognomy teacher, I just saw that your tongue coating is yellow, it's on fire, but it's not an ordinary fire, it's weird, you stick your tongue out and I'll take a look, maybe there is a way to cure it for you." ”

Zhang Hong was stunned, he had been on fire for half a month, and he didn't care what medicine he took, and he was skeptical of my words.

In the end, Zhang Hong really stuck out his tongue and asked, "How should it be treated?"

I teased him, "You learn to bark twice." ”

"Wang. ”

Suddenly, the whole hall laughed, and they all said that the truth of learning was true.

Zhang Hong realized that he had been tricked, and he was immediately furious, and his face turned red.

"Fuck, look for a fight. Zhang Hong was furious.

Hu Jiali also laughed, Zhang Hong didn't dare to make a move in front of Hu Jiali, he could only glare at me angrily, and then he must have found someone to repair me.

Zhang Hong does have a problem, but I didn't go into details, how he fixed me before, I won't pay attention to it.

My reputation as a physiognomist has also spread a lot, and Hu Jiali also believed my words, so she asked me: "Xiangshi Chen, what do you mean when you just said that my eyebrows are bloody?"

I said, "You weren't here yesterday, did you go to the graveyard?"

Hu Jiali was taken aback, this can also be seen? nodded again and again and said: "Yesterday I had a relative buried him, and I went to attend. ”

"That's right, you're still in some trouble, you need to take me to that graveyard and then to your house. I said.

"Okay, I'll take you there when I'm busy after noon. Hu Jiali said.

Her restaurant was usually busy until four or five o'clock in the afternoon, and I feared that it would be futile in the middle, after all, the blood red on her eyebrows was frighteningly red, and she had applied concealer to get better, but none of this escaped my eyes.

I said, "No, I'm a businessman, you've become my customer, I can't put you in danger, I'll give you a touch of the bone first." ”

Hu Jiali completely believed my words and said okay.

Zhang Hong next to him was unhappy and said, "This guy is a liar, and he has to play hooligan in public, it's really fucking obscene." ”

"Boss Zhang, don't say that, Chen Xiangshi is very famous in our area, and any incurable diseases have been solved through his hands, just now Chen Xiangshi said that you have something on you, then there must be something, and it is likely that you will be unlucky." Hu Jiali said.

Zhang Hong thought it was ridiculous, he didn't believe it at all, and thought I was a charlatan.

I ignored him, why did he want to follow him, don't come to me in the future.

In front of everyone in the restaurant, I stretched out my hands and touched Hu Jiali's face, and the other men gritted their teeth for a while, thinking that I was too presumptuous.

The corners of my mouth raised slightly, the goddess in your mind is in my hands at the moment, the key is that she is still willing, you are not angry!

Touching the bones is a craft, and people's fortune lies in the face, which is divided into three parts: the eyebrow bone, the nose bridge bone, and the jaw bone.

Hu Jiali's eyebrows are bloody, it is a rush to the eyebrow bone, the eyebrow bone indicates a person's luck, there is a saying "the left eye jumps away from wealth, the right eye jumps away from disaster".

The eyebrows are bloody, which means that she was found by something, and she will ruin her wealth at least and lose her life at worst.

I asked Hu Jiali, she only skipped her left eye twice this morning when she came back from the cemetery, and I frowned, it was kind of interesting to find Hu Jiali's thing!

I took out a handful of glutinous rice from my pocket, and in the line of a physiognomy master, I have to bring something to break the evil and drive away evil spirits in case of emergency.

Before Hu Jiali could put it on her body, there was a sudden bang outside the hall.

Everyone was startled and hurriedly looked outside.

The Chinese restaurant building has a total of eight floors, built less than two years ago, the bottom floor is a commercial building, and the top floor is a residential building, and a wall on the top floor fell off and smashed on an Audi and a BMW, and the car body was seriously damaged.

The Audi car is Hu Jiali's, and the BMW car is Zhang Hong's.

But the Audi car was more seriously damaged, and a half-section of steel bar pierced directly through the windshield and stabbed straight into the driver's seat.

Zhang Hong was stunned, the BMW was still a new car, but it made him feel distressed to death.

At the same time, I thought of what I said, this is bad luck!

Zhang Hong went to memorize the words, although it was Hu Jiali's trouble, but if he didn't come today, he would suffer the same in other places.

If I hadn't clicked on him, he would never have known, and the way he looked at me, I knew he was beginning to believe me.

Hu Jiali called the police, but fortunately no one was injured, and the Chinese restaurant was also closed early, so the waiter of the restaurant was called back to avoid another accident.

At this time, Hu Jiali was in a panic, she usually chatted with me, knowing that this matter would not end so easily, and if she didn't take me to the cemetery to find out the reason, trouble would follow.