Donkey Trouble Volume 2: Serial Difficult 22, Flying Face Stunt

Throw the weighed stone in the air, and fly back and forth.

looks like a gentleman, but it is really a villain's skill.

Lu Xing, the chief of Lujiadian and the young owner of Xinglong Oil Mill, was nicknamed "Young Master with Flying Face".

"Flying Face" originates from the Lu family's ancestral pit man stunt.

Lujia Oil Mill has a large and a small two weighing stones, when buying sesame seeds and peanuts, using the big ones, selling oil and cakes with small ones, and the size of the two weighing stones according to whether the guests are buying or selling back and forth. For example, if you want to buy ten catties of oil or cakes, he will weigh you with small stones, and one catty is less than two taels. If someone happened to have just sold sesame seeds and peanuts, and there was a big pot on the counter, he would play a trick of changing the stone. Lu Xing's father, Lu Chang, took the money, and shouted to the house while loading the goods, "Xing, there is an old customer, hurry up and serve tea!" Lu Xing's mother replied in the house, "What kind of old customer? Buy it, sell it, are you making friends and entertaining customers or doing business?

Lu Xing's father, Lu Chang, scolded: "Old bastard mother-in-law, you really got into the eyes of money, and you don't even know a little etiquette! What is business, business is popularity, and popularity is wealth! Good popularity, many friends, business can be done! Like you, picking and licking your fingers, Lao Tzu's face is gone, what kind of popularity do you have, what kind of business do you still have? What kind of bullshit do you want you to do? Die!"

The inner room made an "ouch", as if he was injured, and cried: "Die to save face and suffer the old thing, you old immortal, loser, the old lady fought with you!"

"If you dare to throw Lao Tzu's face, Lao Tzu will kill you!" Lu Xing's father scolded and picked up the weight and wanted to smash it again.

To such an extent, the guests feel embarrassed, how can they ignore it? must have been stopped and dissuaded: "Old shopkeeper, forget it, don't quarrel! The tea has not reached your heart, and the face has already been given! Be busy, don't delay the business!"

Lu Xing's father got off the donkey and weighed something with the changed scale. After the guests left, they still felt that the shopkeeper gave him VIP face, and he would have thought that the weighing stone thrown over was another one.

Although some discerning people saw it, he secretly ridiculed it as a "flying face stunt", and some cynical literati made a limerick poem "Shameless Face" secretly circulated, saying:

"If you want to be shameless, beauty and ugliness are opposites.

Throw the weighed stone in the air, and fly back and forth.

looks like a gentleman, but it is really a villain's skill.

The bitch sets up the archway, and the paradox solves the problem. ”

However, due to the fact that he has an oil mill in the town since ancient times, people within a radius of dozens of miles still have to come to buy oil and change oil, and the business is still getting bigger and bigger, and they have become rich people in the town.

Lu Xing practiced the "flying face" stunt with his father from the age of two or three, and when he was more than ten years old, he threw a pound of weighing weight in his hand, threw it down, sent it back, and was already handy.

Once, a customer from another place who had some effort found out that the quantity of oil cakes he had bought was not enough, so he came to take it seriously. The man's martial arts are not weak, the guys in the oil mill work to make food, and most of them don't work hard, seeing that more than a dozen people in the oil mill can't stop the customer, Lu Chang is so anxious that he is like an ant on a hot pot, jumping and shouting in the courtyard to turn around.

Lu Xing was practicing the "flying face" stunt in the backyard, and when he heard his father's call, he ran out with a weighing stone. It was also an instinctive reaction in a hurry, and he waved his hand and flew out of the way to the customer.

The customer was jumping up and down to deal with the guys, when he suddenly saw something flying towards his head, waved his arm to pluck, and his fleshy arm couldn't touch the iron guy, and he made a "cluck" sound, and immediately broke his lower arm, and fled in panic.

The "Flying Face" stunt was originally intended to be shameless, but I didn't expect it to exert its power in a fight. Lu Xing had an epiphany and began to practice "flying face" as a martial arts exercise.

There is an old Chinese saying that "the poor are rich in martial arts." ”

It means that the poor can learn literature, they can hang their heads on the beams, they can chisel the walls to steal the light, they can read at night, in short, as long as they are not hungry, they can eat a nest in three days, and they can go to the capital by kicking and pulling a broken straw sandal, and they can get famous. But practicing martial arts is different, first of all, you have to spend money to apprentice, and there is no money and no one to teach. Another is that practicing boxing is a hard work, there is no money to eat, nutrition can not keep up, and it is difficult to practice when you punch out.

Actually, this is not entirely true. In the troubled times of the Five Dynasties, learning literature and martial arts, like that, was the patent of the rich.

If you eat bran all day long, you can't keep up with your nutrition and your nerves will weaken. If you are so poor that you have no food to eat, you are tied to an awl in your legs, you are tired and nervous, you can write well, you can write well, you can only enjoy yourself at home, you should have no face or no face, you should starve to death. Like the modern Internet, not only can you publish articles without paying for it, but as long as the readers are optimistic, you can also earn some good things for living expenses, which you can't dream of at any time!

In the ancient times, there were poor and talented people who pulled sticks and begged for food, became a big official, and married the emperor's daughter as a wife, in fact, it was mostly the blind fabrication of the royal literati to fool the people or the obscenity and fantasy of the emperor's addictive authors in later generations, especially in the troubled times of the five dynasties, which did not exist at all.

Are they so poor that they can't afford to buy books, can they afford to pay their school fees?

Working for others, working tiringly, drinking cold water and eating dry buns all night, can you not be anemic, not have stomach problems, not be malnourished, and not have neurasthenia?

What's more, can you see the words on the book when you read at night and use the light on the firefly's buttocks?

Dig a hole in the wall and steal the light, and dig a hole in the neighbor's wall, and you will be regarded as a hooligan who snoops on privacy!

Yingxue reading, with a copper basin on the snow reflective, you try, the engraving is not clear, or traditional, unless the handwriting fist is big, you can see and clear your good eyesight. And even if your eyesight is specific to five o'clock, or in a few days, you will have frozen swollen hands, frozen feet, dizzy eyes, and dizzy hair.

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In the eyes of modern people, how many of these bullshit stories of pasting gold for famous "sages" and helping the emperor fool the common people into resigning themselves to fate and obeying each other are reasonable in the eyes of modern people?

Therefore, the ancient times are different from the modern times, and all roads lead to Rome. At that time, it was difficult for the poor to learn literature and martial arts a hundred times more difficult than for the rich. It is not only to eat bran and swallow vegetables, to study hard, and to survive for ten years, but also to get out; and the children of the powerful, even if they play pickle girls all day long, they have their own fathers to rely on, they want to be officials and talents, raise people to make money, and want to do business with ten thousand taels of investment for you to practice and go to the water, how can they not have a brilliant future?

Of course, a master like Huang Yuan'an, a lucky person like Zheng En and a lazy worm also existed in ancient times, but they were as rare as a bald finch, otherwise, how could I light the lamp and stay up all night as a miracle?

Lu Xing's family has a lot of money, of course, it is easy to do anything.

He spared no money and hired famous teachers everywhere. What Shandong God Fist Zhang, Henan Iron Leg Liu, Huangshan God Danzi, Taishan Zhao Darts, famous teachers have changed more than a dozen, knives, guns and sticks not only learned many sets, but also made their own "flying face" stunt absorb the strengths of all families, reaching a considerable height.

He will weigh the stone into two, each half a catty size, with two gold chains to link, can be used as a double hammer dance, and has the function of nine whips; dark can be used as a flying hammer, and can alternate between two stones, chain attack, retract and release freely. Lu Xing's martial arts come from many disciplines, and he also has the "flying face" stunt, plus he is a rich man, and he is even more famous in Fangyuan.

If you are rich and powerful, you will have face, and the evil and local ruffians will use him as their backer, but he will be the only one who looks forward to him; the government officials regard him as a source of wealth and look for him as a brother and brother; even the county magistrates, county lieutenants, chief bookkeepers, and other high-ranking officials of the county government have put down their official shelves, personally accepted his gift list, and rewarded him with face in a peaceful and approachable manner. It is said that after being invited to a banquet, the county magistrate once took his hand drunk, patted him on the shoulder, and said: "Xiao Lu, you are a good boy! You know filial piety and have thorough etiquette! You have a good future, and your future is limitless! I think you, my godson, if you have anything, just come and find it!"

Lu Xing became the head of the Lu family store through his godfather's face, making his face bigger again.

In ancient times, the face was the status and fame, and it was a sign of dignity and humility. Those with big faces are noble, and those with small faces are humble. The yamen appreciates the face, the rivers and lakes give the face, and Lu Xing's face is getting bigger and bigger.

He said that if he was right, he was right, and whoever said that he was wrong would be slapped in the face; if he said that he could do it, he would do it, and if he said that it was not good, it would hurt his dignity. When the townspeople came to him to talk about something, he went into the house and kowtowed and knelt, and he waved his hand to let him up to appreciate his face;

Lu Xing not only developed the "flying face" stunt into his own martial arts, but also deeply comprehended it, and carried forward the essence of the thick black school uniform that he was a bitch and set up an archway, melted into his blood, and implemented it in action.

In order to make his face bigger, he renamed the Lujia Oil Mill as "Xinyi Oil Mill", and spared no expense to buy the county order's handwriting, and made a gold plaque with big characters to hang high on the head of the town; and asked the godfather to inscribe the four characters of "Shanguan Township Commentary" in the main book, and invited someone to carve the stone on the shadow wall in the house. In addition, good words such as "the house of goodness", "Zephi Township", "the most happy for goodness", "honesty is golden" and other good words are also written by people with faces, and made into gold plaques and hung in various conspicuous places in oil mills, shops, and houses.

When he spoke on the stage, he put the words "courtesy, righteousness, honesty and shame" on his lips, and the word "shame" disappeared after he got off the stage. In front of everyone, he looked like a dog, a noble style of a successful person, and when he saw a young and beautiful woman alone, he was like a puppy seeing good food, and he was so cheap that he couldn't wait to kneel down and hold his little feet and call his mother.

In addition to his wife, he married five concubines, secretly raised more than 10 second wives, and temporarily got along with a large group, so he still "cared" and "helped" when he met a woman who was pleasing to the eye.

Xiao Cong'er is getting bigger and bigger, and he is like a bud waiting to be released, and he is outstanding in the town, of course he must care about it, help and help, and enjoy face.

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