Donkey Trouble Volume 4: The Prodigal Son of the Capital 64, Yuxian Lou lectures

preaching and teaching against the tide, instigating the depraved boat;

Seven emotions and six desires are like wild horses, indulgence is easy and difficult to take back.

On the first day Zhao Kuangyin arrived at the school, Xin Wenyue said that he would hold a welcome ceremony to celebrate Zhao Kuangyin's enrollment, so he took Zhao Kuangyin to Yuxian Tower with his thief friend Tao Wu.

The three of them walked into Yuxian Tower, and a group of girls greeted them, some called "Brother Xin", some called "Brother Tao", chirping and quatting very affectionately. Zhao Kuangyin followed behind, and saw all the high-chested and convex buttocks, although they were not praise and mink Zen, they were very sexy and sultry, and they only hated themselves for not knowing anything.

Entering the private room, the dishes were all ready, and the shopkeeper personally walked in with a jar of wine and said: "This is the newly developed imperial wine 'Feiku Liuxiang' in the palace, which is aphrodisiac and tonic for the kidneys, it is difficult to buy, two brothers, please taste it!" The shopkeeper opened the altar and poured three glasses.

A girl named Yue'er, who was about fifteen or sixteen years old and wore a snow green spun silk shirt, grabbed a cup early, turned around and sat on Xin Wenyue's lap, put one hand around Xin Wenyue's neck, and poured it into Xin Wenyue's mouth.

Another girl named Ju'er also sat on Tao Wu's lap and poured a cup, but no one paid attention to Zhao Kuangyin.

Zhao Kuangyin was uncomfortable in his heart, Xin Wenyue shouted to the girls: "Wrong, wrong, today's guest is Zhao Gongzi, why did you snub him?"

When the words fell, a girl named Xing'er in a dark silk shirt sat in Zhao Kuangyin's arms.

Although Zhao Kuangyin is fifteen years old and has a lot of wine venues, it is the first time to eat flower wine. At first, I was a little at a loss, but after a while, I got used to it, and began to talk, laugh, and touch.

The three of them played around for a while while drinking, and Tao Wu said: "The dumb wine is unpalatable, let's guess it!"

Zhao Kuangyin said: "I won't guess." โ€

Mr. Xin said: "If you don't guess boxing, then uncover the liquor card and play, easy to learn! Congratulations on your admission today, everyone is happy and happy together!"

Tao Wu took the liquor license, kneaded the cards and put them on the plate, and said to Zhao Kuangyin: "There are images on the cards, and the annotations are clear, who should drink and who should drink." You are the host and guest, you can reveal it first!"

Zhao Kuangyin didn't reveal it, so Mr. Xin uncovered it first.

The card is painted with a peach blossom tree, and a person holds a candle to watch at night, and the side note is: "A cup of the person who is close to the candle".

Everyone laughed and said, "Son, drink!" Zhao Kuangyin turned around to see that he was really close to the candle, so he had to drink a cup.

Xing'er sat on Zhao Kuangyin's lap and added wine, and urged: "Revealed, it's time for the son to reveal!"

Zhao Kuangyin stretched out his hand and uncovered a sheet, on which was painted a person's black gauze soap boots, and the marginal note was: "The promoted person drinks a big glass."

No one was promoted on the field, so Zhao Kuangyin was newly enrolled. Everyone said that admission to school was also a promotion, so Zhao Kuangyin had to drink another drink.

Zhao Kuangyin unveiled another one, and a boat was drawn on the card, carrying a bearded nobleman, a beautiful woman, and the side note was: "A cup for the wealth seeker."

Mr. Xin explained: "This painting is the story of Fan Li, followed by Xi Shi, everyone who made a fortune did it!"

Everyone played for a while, turned over the cards, and drank almost the wine, so Tao Wu proposed to roll the dice to gamble for money. Tao Wu proposed that Mr. Xin should let the guy collect the leftover vegetables, spread the table felt, and put the dice pot.

Throwing dice Zhao Kuangyin was seven or eight years old, but he was playing with his peers, and he had never been true with adults.

Mr. Xin said: "Don't be afraid, ask Xing'er to watch it for you." Don't look at her small, her two eyes are good, and when the dice roll around, he will recognize whether it is a fork or a fast. If you lose, it's mine, and if you win, you take it!"

Seeing that there were not enough people, Mr. Xin said to Yue'er in his arms: "Yue'er, you sit over there!"

Yue'er twisted his legs, and Mr. Xin smiled: "If you don't deserve to be there, there are not enough people!"

Yue'er's waist twisted a few times: "I don't, I'm afraid of losing!"

Mr. Xin smiled: "You are treated the same as Zhao Gongzi! If you lose, it will be mine, and if you win, it will be yours!"

Tao Wuxun said: "Who wins, whom? It's just to relieve boredom! It's really verbose!" Yue'er just got into place.

Apricot took the gambling chip, put it on the table, and put down a thousand dollars in front of everyone's door. Tao Wu threw first, threw a flat head fourteen points, and no one paid for it. It was Mr. Xin's turn to throw, Tao Wu took the money in front of Zhao Kuangyin's door and opened a hundred into a column yard, and Mr. Xin threw a fork and lost a circle.

Zhao Kuangyin grabbed the dice, his hand trembled a little, Xing'er grabbed his neck with his hand and twisted it harder, it was Mei Xiaoyue, and won all the pillars on the table. After a while, Zhao Kuangyin won more than three strings of money.

For about an hour, the play was almost over, and the night was late. Xin Wenyue asked Tao Wu to settle the account, and then he was going to take Zhao Kuangyin away.

That Yue'er pulled Xin Wenyue but didn't let go, and Ju'er also bit her ear with Tao Wu.

Xin Wenyue seemed to be very embarrassed and said to Zhao Kuangyin: "We still have some things, let's call a car to send you back first!"

Zhao Kuangyin saw them frowning and chirping, and he understood what they were going to do, and said unhappily: "I'll be with you, and I'll do whatever you do!"

Everyone laughed.

Xin Wenyue said seriously: "The teacher is single and wants to live a private life!"

"Am I not celibate?"

"There are some things that cannot be publicized!"

"Am I a child?" Zhao Kuangyin rolled his eyes at him.

Xing'er had already hugged Zhao Kuangyin's waist: "Let's go, let's go, what are you talking about?

Xing'er said as she walked into another room with Zhao Kuangyin-

On the first day of enrollment, Zhao Kuangyin did not enter the classroom, but entered the restaurant; he did not worship the old master Confucius, but the little prostitute Xing'er "worshipped"; he did not send out new books, but he was given a pair of dice to gambleโ€”โ€”

Xin Wenyue is worthy of the "famous teacher", eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling in four courses, and on the first day, he led Zhao Kuangyin into the door and went on the road.

Since then, when Zhao Kuangyin came to the school, he rarely walked into the door of the classroom, but only drank and watched plays with Xin Wenyue and Tao Wu to gamble on prostitutes. Sometimes Xin Wenyue taught other children to cope with errands, so he asked his thief friend Tao Wu to take Zhao Kuangyin to play and eat and drink, or gamble and prostitute while stepping on points or selling stolen goods.

Zhao Kuangyin was originally a prodigal, and was instigated by Xin Wenyue and his accomplices in shifts, he didn't know a few words, but his homework on eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling was excellent - he could basically memorize the hotel recipes, and he would not get drunk after drinking three bowls in a row; guess the use of his hands, all kinds of gambling would be; he knew more prostitutes than his classmates, and he was not too tired to date and play all night every day. And it is gambling and prostitution, some people manage money, and some people send back drunk people.

Zhao Kuangyin has these "homework", of course, he runs to the school every day, and of course praises Mr. Xin for teaching well. Zhao Hongyin and Du Shi were put in the dark, thinking that Zhao Kuangyin was a prodigal son, and they were very happy.

Zhao Kuangyin's bad deeds and many romances are recorded, but they are just described as "informal" and "free and easy" "kingly style", and they are just described in a praising style. Licking the emperor's hemorrhoids as jelly beans is really laughing to death and disgusting to death!

Xin Wenyue fled after the case, Zhao Kuangyin had no school to go to, and Zhao Hongyin thought about finding a new gentleman for his son. Zhao Kuangyin disagreed, in fact, he agreed, and it was difficult for Zhao Hongyin to find someone who was willing to teach him.

Zhao Hongyin no longer had any illusions about his study and career, and instead spent his efforts on teaching him to practice martial arts.

If you want to know what happened, please watch the next episode: The Millennium Theft Case.