Chapter 86: Will I Joke with My Life?
In the evening, when He Fang left, Fei Ye said to Yu Qiu: "Since I have to match the photos with a lot of funny lines every time, I thought, just open another number, specifically in a funny direction, and let He Fang usually be responsible for maintenance." ”
"Funny, can he do it?" Yu Qiu patted his head as soon as he finished speaking, "So the main thing is for you to think of jokes, and then tell me, I'll let him post them?"
Fei Ye Zhengse said: "This is the number operated by the company, and he can't be allowed to send it casually." His rank is too low, if the funny turns into an embarrassing joke, it will lower the force of our account. ”
There were too many new nouns all of a sudden, and Yu Qiu was stunned: "Rank?
Fei Ye earnestly taught: "Rank is level, like I am the uncle, he is the grandson." ”
Yu Qiu was shocked by such a rough explanation: "What about the awkward smile?"
"It's like if you tell a joke and you laugh and you get cramps, and others look at you and laugh cramps. ”
“…… What does it mean to be forced?"
"A temperament and a layer. If you think about Chen Yue and his father, when he took the Tai Chi shot, he was forced before he sneezed. ”
Yu Qiu felt that strange knowledge had increased.
He asked, "And what's the name of this funny Weibo?"
"It's your job to think of names. Fei Ye twisted his head and got off the ground, "I'm going to code words." Hey, there are always readers urging me to update. ”
Yu Qiu felt that Fei Ye should be showing his compulsion.
"Oh yes, when Long Yu comes, you can teach him. How to teach, I'll write something for you later. ”
Yu Qiu also wanted to continue to ponder the recipe for tea eggs, and said casually: "Then you can also check it, where to get vaccinated tomorrow." ”
Fei Ye's wagging ass and tail paused, and then continued to walk forward: "I know. ”
Yu Qiu felt that Fei Ye was trying to save his forced character.
He took out his new mobile phone, took a picture of the tea egg he was boiling, opened QQ and sent it over.
Don't ask: [I'm researching tea eggs, please come over and taste them on the weekend, and by the way, help us take a shot of many people eating tea eggs together.] Do you have time?]
He Shi's avatar is still dark.
Yu Qiu put down his phone, and he was more motivated to make this tea egg delicious.
……
He Shi finished attending the cram school for correspondence classes, and it was already half past nine in the evening.
She applied for Huanong's horticulture high promotion, although it is a correspondence major, but she wants to learn the graduation certificate with her own efforts.
He Shi was willing to earn his own money and learn by himself. I can only blame my parents for their divorce, and after they divorced, they were ignorant, tired of school, and truant and lost all their previous good foundation.
The debt owed must be paid now.
Arrived at the evening bus, although He Shi was very tired, he still cheered up and looked around.
After graduating from high school, she didn't stay in the county, and in the past few years in Jiangcheng, she encountered a lot of things.
Alone in this big city, she can only pay attention to protect herself at all times.
On the way, I talked to my mother on the phone for a while, and it was already past ten o'clock when I got home.
The door is locked, the house is quiet, and the roommates who shared the house together are gone.
Of course, He Shi also wants to have good friends, but after all, it is difficult to open his heart to others.
She always felt insecure.
I was too tired today, I was busy with a wedding, I went to decorate it in the morning, dismantled it after noon, and had a three-hour class in the evening.
He Shi simply washed and lay down.
In the dead of night, He Shi, who was about to fall asleep, was suddenly awakened by the sound of a bottle or bowl smashed upstairs, and then heard a man and a woman start arguing.
She couldn't help curling up under the covers, as if she had returned to when she was twelve or thirteen years old.
Even if those two people have nothing to do with her, this kind of quarrel separated by a wall is too deep in her memory.
After a heavy slamming of the door sounded upstairs, it seemed to be calm again, but He Shi was no longer sleepy.
She simply sat up with the quilt in her arms and quietly looked out the window.
In the gap of the curtain, there is a faint light outside.
This glimmer of light did not shine on her, who was shrouded in darkness.
He Shi turned on the small lamp on the bedside table and hugged the notebook to bed like many nights before.
Watch cartoons.
The familiar opening song sounds.
Now watching "Fruit Basket", she no longer cries as much as she did back then.
Because...... There is a happy ending after all.
……
When he got up in the morning, Yu Qiu still didn't receive a reply from He Shi.
He simply made a phone call.
“…… Huh?" on the other end of the phone, there was a crispy and lazy voice.
Yu Qiu's heart was numb when he heard this: "...... Haven't you gotten up yet?"
"Ah!" He Shi looked very panicked, "I'm going to be late!"
A smile appeared on the corner of Yu Qiu's mouth, as if she imagined her hurriedly getting up to catch up with work.
"Then you hurry up and clean up, I left you a message on QQ, take a look when you have time. ”
He hung up the phone and shouted, "Fei Ye! Get up, get an injection!"
Fei Ye came down from the cat bed: "Maybe you don't have to fight." ”
“…… What are you kidding?"
Fei Ye sighed and said, "You think, if I was a stray cat, then who was fucking bored and sent me there...... Cut it?"
The two words are very difficult to say, and I gritted my teeth.
Yu Qiu thought for a while: "You mean, you may have had a master before, and you have already fought it?"
"It's not that I have a master!
Yu Qiu didn't raise the bar with him: "Then you have to confirm it." And, isn't it going to be dewormed?"
Fei Ye was very painful: "Confirm...... I have to go for an antibody test, troublesome. ”
"Aren't you afraid of pain?"
Fei Ye looked at him with contempt: "I look like a person who is afraid of pain?"
“…… You may not have been afraid before, but now you're not human. ”
The words are not rough, and the sharp answer makes Fei Ye speechless, and he can only prove it with actions.
He opened his legs and walked out: "If I scream, you will be the master in the future." ”
Yu Qiu followed behind with a smile, which was worth looking forward to.
I made a phone call to He Fang and asked him to continue to shoot empty shots first, take Feiye to vaccinate today, and then study the formula of tea eggs. Yu Qiu put down his phone and asked Fei Ye: "Which pet hospital is good nearby?" ”
"Take a taxi. ”
Yu Qiu smiled: "Fei Ye, you called." ”
Fei Ye didn't bother to pay attention to him.
Bored.
"You've got to tell me the name or location of the pet hospital, right? ”
"Xiao Yuzi, you are getting poorer and poorer. ”
"After all, I will have a funny Weibo under my name in the future, I have to study hard and try. ”
"But it's embarrassing. ”
"One step at a time. ”
"No, what's the joy of the morning?"
Yu Qiu smiled and said, "It's okay." What do you say to the driver?"
"Royal Animal Hospital. ”
"So forced?"
"Of course, you have to be worthy of me. ”
"But it sounds like a copycat. ”
"I'm going to joke with my life?"
"It's not like you haven't opened it, and you still say, block my dead, die. ”
"Don't mention this stubble!"
"Hey, hey, hey. ”
The early morning sun shone on the bodies of one person and one cat, and Fei Ye wagged his tail and maintained balance on Yu Qiu's shoulders.