Chapter 136: I, Tool Man, Angry!

The emergency department of internal medicine at five o'clock is full of people.

Even if the speed of seeing a doctor has been significantly accelerated after Zhang Tianyang joined, there were too many patients waiting outside, and there was still no sign of being finished.

After all, this is a typical Olympiad problem.

It is known that the rate at which doctors receive patients is x, and the rate at which new patients are generated is y, and the total number of existing patients is z.

When will all patients be able to see the end?

The answer is that the doctor will die of exhaustion before the patient can see it.

Fortunately, after the speed increased, the percentage of patients who were irritable was significantly reduced.

There is a clear division of labor among the three people in the consultation room.

The white meat shield is responsible for orderly calling and blocking the door from the outnumbered patients.

The junior and younger brother are inquiring at a rapid pace, and then entering the chief complaint, current medical history, past medical history, diagnosis, and doctor's orders.

And what is the male doctor doing?

He was performing "manual labor".

After struggling to no avail, he finally resigned himself to fate.

From a senior emergency attending physician who is proficient in diagnosis, diagnosis, and treatment, he has gradually degenerated into a "tool man" who can only mechanically repeat the questions asked by his junior and younger brothers, complete physical examinations clumsily, and are unable to modify any judgment of his junior and younger brothers.

Even, he only needs to complete the physical examination, and he can't even catch up with the processing speed of his junior brother!

He could actually feel that his junior brother was deliberately controlling his speed.

The specific performance is that after Zhang Tianyang finishes processing, there will always be two patients queuing up at his place.

Whenever there is a third patient, the junior brother will even help him do the physical examination to improve his speed!

Moreover, whenever you encounter an emotional or irritable patient, the junior and younger brothers will join hands with the white meat shield to give the patient a "psychological counseling" first.

When these patients came to him, except for those who couldn't be taken away from the pain, they all had satisfied smiles on their faces.

When he suddenly realized this, he burst into tears.

The junior brother is also too caring!

No, he's a senior doctor, hey!

Is the role reversed now?

Why did it become the way it is, hey!

It's just horrible!

It was only an hour before the end of work, but the male doctor felt as if he had survived a century in the repetitive mechanical labor.

After all, Zhang Tianyang directly increased the speed to three or four times the previous one, and the workload was three or four times that of the same time, who could afford it!

Finally, the successor doctor came.

Seeing the three white coats walking into the emergency internal medicine department, Zhang Tianyang finally slowed down his terrifying processing speed.

After dealing with the patient at hand, carefully doing a physical examination on him, and asking him to go to the male doctor to line up, he leaned back in his chair and relaxed.

Seeing that Zhang Tianyang had already entered a state of rest, the doctor on duty asked casually.

"Aren't there many patients this afternoon? I don't think there are many people waiting outside. ”

As soon as the words fell, the doctor in charge of the shift felt a great resentment.

Following the source of the resentment, the head doctor saw the male doctor's eyes that wanted to eat people.

"Why are you scared me with this look!"

"Hurry, finish your rest of the patients, and then you can leave work. ”

Finally ready to get off work?

The male doctor, who had been numb to the point of sluggishness as a tool man, finally reacted with hindsight, and couldn't help but be moved and almost shed tears.

Next to him, the doctor who took over had already chatted with Zhang Tianyang.

"Well, how many patients have you seen this afternoon? Are you tired?"

"I'll take a look. ”

Zhang Tianyang reopened the list of patients and flipped through the "Treated" section.

"Looked at 45 of them. ”

The successor doctor nodded in a deep voice, "There are a lot of patients today, and there are 45 on the day shift." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a deep resentment again.

Two minutes later, the remaining three patients were all sent out to pay for their medicines, leaving five lab coats in the consultation room.

The male doctor was finally freed from endless "labor".

Wiping his sweat, he did what he hadn't been able to do for an hour—

Fished out from under the table the half-bottle of mineral water that had been dried out before, and tons and tons

Draining the remaining half of the bottle of mineral water, he finally felt his stiff mind recover somewhat.

The doctor who took over couldn't get used to it, and slapped the male doctor on the shoulder.

"As for it? 45 patients a day, although they are tired, they are not tired, how can it be the same as dying?"

"45 a day?"

The male doctor smiled bitterly, "45 in an hour!"

"45 in an hour? What are you kidding me? Even if you both watch it at the same time, you can't finish watching it!"

The doctor on duty didn't believe it at all, and personally selected the information of the patients who were photographed before the two dozen or so.

"You see, this patient was more than twenty years ago, and his visit time was ...... Eh, in an hour!"

Seeing this time of consultation, the doctor on duty was dumbfounded, and hurriedly clicked on the patient in front of him.

By the time the 46th patient arrived, finally, the interval between visits was normal, no longer one per minute

Finish.

"Damn, I really watch 45 of them in an hour! Just the two of you!"

The head physician offered his most sincere appreciation, and the two interns who followed him also expressed their admiration.

The male doctor was inexplicably admired by his colleagues, and he felt that the egg hurt and felt ashamed at the same time.

"It's not me, it's my brother......"

You may not believe it, but I'm just a tool guy who can only do a mechanical physical examination and then beat the patient to pay the money.

It is this perverted junior brother who is really asking and diagnosing the condition and formulating a treatment plan!

But if you hadn't experienced it yourself, who would have believed it?

The doctor on duty apparently didn't believe this statement, and after a few words of haha, he sat down in his seat and prepared to get to work.

Seeing that Tianyang had no defensible opinion, the male doctor didn't have much to say, so he could only pack up and prepare to get off work.

Walking out of the emergency medical room, looking at the still bustling crowd in the emergency department, the male doctor took a deep breath.

Can you finally come back to life now?

"Give. ”

The three bottles of mineral water that he had sent from under the table before coming out were handed to Zhang Tianyang and the white meat shield respectively, and the male doctor's face was complicated.

"What, you've worked hard, what do you want to eat at night, I'll treat you. ”

But before Zhang Tianyang and the white meat shield could reply, he made his own arrangements.

"In this case, you go back and rest first, and I'll order something delicious!"

At this moment, he really felt that it was himself who should be rewarded.

A whole hour of physical and mental crit, is he easy!

God knows if this junior brother is a pervert, he should have pulled another junior brother over.

Although it may not be as fast as seeing patients, at least it won't be a tool like it is now, right?

The sense of accomplishment of being a doctor is completely ruined, is there any?

But think about it the other way, if Zhang Tianyang hadn't been brought over, these 45 patients would have lined up and didn't know how long they would have to wait.

There were also several of them who seemed to think that he was in pain, and it would be painful to wait a few more minutes.

In this way, the junior brother is still very awesome.

At least in terms of helping patients save time, see a doctor as soon as possible, and relieve symptoms, the junior and younger brothers have made remarkable achievements.

But, but ......

Well, one way or another, he was the one who was injured!

He's so hard!

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