In the lounge,

A girl in a thick and long ponytail and a pink dress is projecting a resume fixed to the wall with a dart in her hand with a disgruntled face. If Zuo Jun saw this, he would definitely recognize at a glance that this girl was the little Lori who let the dog bite him that day, and of course he would not admit that he had bullied her. And the resume on the wall is Zuo Jun's own.

When Zuo Jun left that day, he threw the rest of his resume into the trash can on the side of the road, and Little Lori was curious about what the big bad guy was throwing, so she took out one at random with her breath.

"Stinky Left Army, Dead Left Army, Big Badass, Big Badass. ”

Whoosh.

Little Lori cursed, while throwing the darts in her hand, the crosshairs were not bad, and the resumes of each hit the left army, especially the one-inch photo was pierced like a hornet's nest, and it was almost impossible to identify the photo himself.

"Okay, okay, Xiaotong, my sister has already asked someone to invite him to come for an interview tomorrow, my sister will definitely help you teach him a good lesson, and then ask the security guard to throw him out." Nie Xiaoru stroked the ponytail of the little Lori and said.

"Thank you, Sister Xiaoru, tomorrow I'll hide behind the screen and watch that guy mess up. Nie Xiaotong said as he threw the last dart.

……

Noon.

As soon as the left army stepped into the door, a mellow aroma of wine came to his nose.

Zuo Jun was curious, thinking that there was a guest at home?

No, the rich have distant relatives in the mountains, and no one asks about the poor in the city, who wants to come if they are poor.

Could it be that Sister Yan picked up the money today?

However, when the left army entered the house, the scene was shocked.

A dirty old man with a scruffy face and a stubble was sipping wine from a wine glass, and there was a plate of peanuts on the table, scrambled eggs with celery and pig's head.

And Zuo Yan is still busy in the kitchen.

"Hey, good boy, we're meeting again. When the old man saw the left army coming back, he grinned and showed his big yellow teeth and smiled.

"Sick!"

Zuo Jun rolled his eyes, dropped a sentence and walked straight to the kitchen.

"Sister Yan, the old man outside, why did you let him in, repay him and treat him, he is a madman. ”

"Ah, madman, but he said it was your master. Zuo Yan was surprised.

"Hey!" Zuo Jun was helpless, thinking that this Sister Yan was too easy to deceive, damn, the old bastard actually came to my house to cheat and eat and drink, and I saw that Lao Tzu didn't let you look good.

When the left army rushed to the old man, the old man was wiping his mouth, and there was not even any leftovers of food on the plate.

"It's delicious. The left army gritted its teeth.

"Young man, don't be angry, it's not good to hurt your kidneys. Don't you believe what I said? I'm here today to prove it to you. Yan Chixia touched her beard and said.

"Okay, I'll see how you confirm it, otherwise please don't pester our brother and sister in the future. Zuo Jun said.

"That's nature. Yan Chixia said.

Then he approached Zuo Yan and looked back and forth around Zuo Yan a few times.

Zuo Yan was looked at by him like this, and in panic, he covered half of his face with his hair and took a few steps back.

"Boy, I can help your sister get rid of the birthmark on her face, no injections, no medicine, no surgery, can I give it a try?"

As soon as these words came out, Zuo Yan was stunned, which girl doesn't love beauty. Moreover, this is a problem that cannot be 100% solved by modern medicine.

Zuo Jun and the old man looked at each other, and at this moment his mood was like that of a man who was about to die of thirst in the desert saw a cup of poison, drank it, or did he not drink it?

"How to treat it?" questioned Zuo Jun.

At this time, the old man reached out and took out a pale yellow, dirty talisman paper from his tattered satchel and said, "This is a talisman for painting skin, which can temporarily help your sister restore her appearance." ”

Seeing this rune paper, which was worse than the stall goods, Zuo Yan was obviously a little disappointed.

Xiaojun is right, this old man is really crazy, it's ridiculous that I even gave a glimmer of hope just now. But this old man is also pitiful, he is a lot old, what should he do for the rest of his life.

Zuo Jun's face was ugly, so he wanted to scold the old thing.

"I thought you could conjure up some brilliant spells, what to do with a piece of torn paper. Zuo Jun suppressed his anger and said.

"Stupid, didn't I tell you last time, I fought against the old demon of Montenegro, and my mana was lost, but don't underestimate this talisman, this is my proud work, I have always kept it, it is old, the effect is invincible, and today it is cheaper for you. "The old man endured the pain and cut his love.

Blow, Zuo Jun's teeth itch.

It seems that the old man is not lightly ill, it's really pitiful, I heard that mentally ill people can't be hit, so it's better to cooperate with him to act. At this moment, Zuo Yan's sympathy is overflowing. She looked at the old man in front of her and said with a smile: "Old man, then please treat me." ”

When the old man heard this, he smiled happily and said, "Okay, then we'll start." ”

However, in the next moment, the scene where the Taoist priest ignited the talisman out of thin air did not happen, and the old man was seen lighting the talisman with a lighter, and after burning it out, he put the black ash into the wine glass, and then stirred the ash with his index finger.

"Drank it. The old man handed the wine glass to Zuo Yandao.

Zuo Yan smiled bitterly, but in order to cooperate, he still took the wine glass and pinched his nose and drank it all.

But after Zuo Yan drank it, for a long time, there was no change on Zuo Yan's face.

Zuo Yan was not disappointed, in her opinion, this was reasonable.

Zuo Jun was just about to get angry, when he saw the old man with an embarrassed face and sneered: "Don't be impatient, don't be impatient, it must be that the talisman has been stored for too long, and some of the mana has been lost, but don't worry, you will definitely see the effect tomorrow morning at the latest." ”

After saying that, he slipped away.

……

The following afternoon, Zuo Jun was preparing for the next day's interview, which was the opportunity of his life.

It wasn't until midnight that the left army lay down on the bed to rest.

But just after squinting for a while, a mobile phone ringtone woke up Zuo Jun. The call was from Wang Huairen, a close friend of the dormitory of Zuojun University, Wang Huairen was obese, so his classmates called him Wang Fatzi, or Fat Brother, but the girls called him Wang Bad Guy, because this guy was so shameless, for example, he gave erotic underwear to beautiful girls in public, and even once took off his pants in front of a beautiful girl, showing off his little Tinker Bell, and scared other girls for a few days and didn't dare to come to class. Wang Huairen's family background is not bad, his father is an engineer, and he can make a lot of money after a project, so he is also a loser who spends a lot of money.

"Hey. Zuo Jun picked up the phone, drowsy.

However, Wang Huairen's roar came from the other end of the phone: "Hey, Junzi, you can sleep, and if you sleep again, your women will be slept with by others." ”

Hearing this, Zuo Jun suddenly sat up from the bed and scolded: "Fat man, the king of dog days, what are you talking nonsense, believe it or not, I tore your stinky mouth, Dandan is not that kind of person." ”

"You shit, don't believe it, Lao Tzu saw it with his own eyes, Lao Tzu of the Crown Hotel just took the girl to open the room, and saw a man with Wang Dan also come to open the room, that kiss and honey, what good things can be. Wang Huairen shot back.

Zuo Jun was difficult to be confident, so he hung up Wang Huairen's phone and dialed Wang Dan's phone.