Chapter 226: Fat Zhuge Fei
Standing in the corridor, Gu Fan naturally didn't know what was going on in an office in this building.
A fat man with his eyes down at the book in his hand, his hair fluffy like a bird's nest, and his whole body was covered with brown spots.
Gu Fan wondered in his heart that today was the day of the TCM physician qualification examination, how could such a person appear in the examination room. Staring at the past, Gu Fan's eyes were even more surprised, the stains on the fat man's body were the soup spilled during the boiling of traditional Chinese medicine, and there were no less than hundreds of flavors of Chinese herbs on his body.
"Who can come into contact with so many Chinese herbs in a week?"
The types of Chinese medicine are different, and the taste they exude is naturally different. Under normal circumstances, a drug will not remain on the human body for more than seven days, of course, it is not excluded that some special pungent drugs may remain in the human body for a much longer time.
Exposure to hundreds of drugs in a single day is rare except for some large pharmacy dispensers.
Even Gu Feng, who is engaged in the medicinal herb business, cannot say that he has been exposed to hundreds of medicines in a week, and even if he does, it is impossible for the medicinal fragrance of the drugs to remain on his body for more than a week.
Gu Fan shrugged his nose and sniffed carefully, "This fat man is a little interesting, the medicinal fragrance on his body has actually been integrated into the skin, and it seems that he has been accompanied by Chinese medicine since he was a child." ”
The fat man kept his head down and read the book, completely ignoring Gu Fan in front of him.
As he walked, he kept muttering, "The old guy is really, what kind of Chinese medicine qualification certificate is taking the exam, it is completely delaying my study." ”
Gu Fan heard the fat man's muttering, and he became a little interested in this fat man's teacher. looked up and down at the fat man who was walking towards him, and looked at the residue of medicine residue on his body, from the most common honeysuckle, dandelion, licorice, and rehmannia to the poisonous raw grass black, raw aconite, raw southern star, red lady worm, raw strychnine, sunflower, and goldenrod.
While Gu Fan stood there observing the medicinal materials on the fat man's body, he thought about the medicine prepared by the residue on the residue on the fat man's body.
Neither of them noticed that the distance between them was getting closer and closer, and they bumped into each other. At the moment of the collision, Gu Fan's body instinctively made the most appropriate adjustment, and his body only took a small step back slightly to stabilize his body.
The fat man naturally didn't have the skills of Gu Fan, so he sat directly on the ground with a buttocks, and the medical book in his hand fell to the ground, "Oh, my ass." ”
Gu Fan looked at the fat man in front of him, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he stretched out his hand, "Are you okay?"
The fat man looked up at Gu Fan, maybe it was because of the pain of the fall, he grinned and pulled Gu Fan's arm to stand up, one hand was still rubbing his buttocks, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm sorry just now, I was distracted from reading." ”
Gu Fan looked at the brown stains on his hands, and his fingertips gently rubbed the residue on them.
The fat man looked at Gu Fan's movements and scratched his already unkempt hair, "Brother, I'm really sorry, I just came out of the prescription, and I haven't had time to wash my hands yet." ”
The residue of traditional Chinese medicine Gu Fan naturally will not dislike it, he has grown up in the soaking of medicinal juice since he was a child, and he has warmed the smell of disinfectant water in the hospital for a while recently, and suddenly asked The fragrance of Chinese herbal medicine is still a little kind.
"I'm fine, are you alright?"
The fat man wiped his hands on his pants and rubbed his nose again, "It's okay, the skin is rough and the flesh is thick, this pain is nothing." ”
The face was already full of drug stains, and when he was rubbed by the fat man, he looked more like a big cat.
Gu Fan couldn't help but smile and shook his head, took out a wet towel from his pocket and handed it over, "Wipe it, it's all on your face." ”
The fat man looked at the wet wipes handed over by Gu Fan in a daze, took it and wiped his face first, and then wiped the palms and backs of his hands, arms and neck.
The wet wipes were completely dyed brown after the fat man wiped his face, and the fat man took it and wiped his whole body. The wipes can no longer withstand the kneading of the fat man, and they become tattered from the thread.
The corners of Gu Fan's mouth twitched, fortunately, the quality of the wet wipes he bought was passable, if it were ordinary wet wipes, he would have been overwhelmed.
The fat man looked at the wet wipes in his hand, pouted and threw them directly into the trash can next to him, looked at Gu Fan's strange eyes, and scratched his head again, it didn't matter if he scratched his head, dandruff, lime powder, sawdust, sulfur, cinnabar and other drugs were flying all over the sky, like snow.
Seeing this scene, Gu Fan didn't say a word, and was so frightened that he unconsciously took a step back, "Dude, don't scratch your head, others are scratching their heads at most, and it's fatal for you to scratch your head." ”
It is not an exaggeration to say that it is fateful. There are also quite a few types of drugs left on fat people's hair, and some drugs contain trace amounts of toxins, such as cinnabar, lime powder, etc. A small amount of inhalation is fine, but when mixed with a variety of drugs, it becomes poison even if it is not poison, and if it is slightly poisonous, it becomes highly toxic.
The fat man put his hand down embarrassedly, and looked at Gu Fan, and there was no dislike in his eyes from those people in the same sect he had seen before, but a kind of appreciation.
Some shy and introverted fat people, a little warm on their bodies, as if they had found a confidant, "I usually like to study drugs, and sometimes I forget the time at a glance." It's not an important occasion and I don't often take a shower, it's troublesome. ”
Gu Fan looked the fat man up and down, the stubble on his face should have not been shaved for half a month, and his hair had not been washed for at least a month.
"Amazing, I didn't expect there to be an Einstein like you in the Chinese medicine world. ”
"Albert Einstein?" the fat man frowned and thought for a long time, "Didn't Einstein study physics? Am I mistaken, he also studied medicine?"
Gu Fan only felt a tightness in his chest, and almost didn't come up in one breath, and gave a thumbs up, "You remember correctly, Einstein was a physicist, not a medical student." ”
The fat man looked at Gu Fan suspiciously, his fat face was full of sadness, full of puzzlement, "Then why do you say that I am the Einstein of Chinese medicine?"
Hearing the fat man's question, Gu Fan held his forehead and gently softened his temples, "I am praising you for your hard work, and you will inevitably become a great figure of Einstein in the future." ”
Gu Fan will not tell the fat man, in fact, you are like Einstein is unkempt, unshaved, unkempt, and sloppy.
The reason why the fat man is compared with Einstein is because Einstein disliked wasting time with shaving and haircuts, so he chose to let it develop and have a natural wake-up hairstyle.
The fat man laughed brightly, innocently and flawlessly, as if he didn't have the troubles of his age.
"Thank you for the compliment, and I believe there will be such an achievement as his. ”
If it were ordinary people, they would think that Gu Fan was sarcastic, but this fat man would not think so. The fat man was born in a family of traditional Chinese medicine since he was a child, and then worshiped under the name of the national hand, so far he has been dedicated to the pursuit of medical skills, and his research on pharmacology has been far superior to his teacher. His heart is like a mirror, transparent and flawless. In a way, even Gu Fan, who had already stepped into the transcendent realm, was inferior to the other party.
Gu Fan didn't hurt the other party's intentions, so naturally he wouldn't say the meaning of his words, "Excuse me, are you also here to take the TCM qualification exam?"
The fat man treats people kindly, with a smile on his face, even if he has been greatly wronged, the smile on his face will not be reduced by half a point, "Yes, I am also here to take the Chinese medicine qualification examination." ”
Hearing that the other party also came to take the TCM qualification examination, Gu Fan was somewhat relieved, and finally saw one who came to take the exam, and it seemed that he had not come to the wrong place, "May I ask, why are the number of people taking the TCM exam so low, so far I have only seen you?"
A look of surprise leaked from the fat man's honest face, "Your teacher didn't tell you, or did you really not know?"
Gu Fan shook his head, he really didn't know why the people who took the TCM qualification exam were so least. Even if Chinese medicine declines, it will not be so much the same as the person who takes the qualification examination.
The fat man didn't think much about it, "There are three situations for the TCM qualification examination, the first is also the most common one, the school will arrange the TCM qualification examination when the student studies TCM graduates, or after the internship is over. ”
This kind of Gu Fan naturally knows that regardless of traditional Chinese medicine or Western medicine, students can take the vocational certificate examination organized by the school after graduation.
"The second type is that after graduation, students at some universities think that they can obtain qualifications and take exams organized by society through their studies. ”
The second kind of Gu Fan also understands that he thinks that he is taking this kind of exam today.
"The third type is our kind of TCM workers who have the guidance of famous teachers, or who have the qualification to practice medicine but do not have a certificate. ”
When Gu Fan heard the third type, he was even more puzzled in his heart, "Why is it the third type to have the guidance of a famous teacher?"
The fat man's face leaked displeasure, but his face gave people a lovely feeling.
"You really don't know, or are you teasing me with the fat man?"
Gu Fan was a little embarrassed, "I really don't know, I just came back from abroad, and I haven't been exposed to the exam of Chinese medicine at all in the past few years." ”
The fat man looked at Gu Fan's serious appearance, and it didn't seem like he was deliberately deceiving, "Some national players or famous doctors have their own teaching concepts and have their own requirements for their apprentices. Their apprentices have been with Zhen since they were young, and they have not been exposed to any college education, so naturally they have no literary appointment, and there is no literary employment to participate in the Chinese medicine qualification examination. The second is that some generations of doctors who have studied Chinese medicine did not have the conditions to study at all, but their medical skills have far surpassed those taught by some colleges and universities, and they naturally have no literary employment. These people have the ability to practice medicine, but they are swayed by a certificate, which is what Chinese medicine people and the country do not want to see. So there is a third type of exam. ”
Gu Fan heard the fat man's explanation and nodded seriously, his grandfather Gu Zheng had practiced medicine in the town all his life, but he had never undergone a national education. In terms of understanding Chinese medicine and Chinese medicine treatment, Gu Fan thinks that he is far from it.
If Gu Zheng is really allowed to take the exams of the colleges, it is estimated that he may not be able to answer the things taught in the colleges and universities completely.
Exams are all about theoretical knowledge, and theoretical knowledge is important, but it must also be combined with practice.
Just like a cold, it is divided into cold cold and hot cold, and there are many triggers for colds.
The test paper only asks how to treat colds, and the old Chinese medicine doctor must be able to write more than a dozen plans, and the correct answer is only one or two. In the end, the answer does not match the question, and the final marker will inevitably give a zero score.
Primary school students know that one plus one equals two, and if such a question is placed on the examination of master's and doctoral students, this one plus one may not be equal to two, and they will have more than a dozen answers. Why? Because they don't think the exam will be that easy.