When Chen Jun staggered home, it was already dark.

No matter which parent it is, when they see their child coming home full of alcohol, they will be angry.

After hearing the knock on the door, Chen's mother felt a smell of alcohol rush to her nose as soon as she opened the door. So she didn't say a word, and directly picked up the feather duster at hand.

"Chen Jun, don't think that I can't control you when you're older!Where are you fooling around, how did you go home?!"

"Mom, I haven't done anything illegal or criminal, so you don't have to worry about me. Chen Jun ran to the door of his room and said with a smile: "Besides, today's banquet, it's okay to drink more wine, I'm asleep." ”

Chen's mother chased after her and wanted to beat her son.

But Chen Jun's speed was too fast, and the door was already closed when she passed. I could only teach a few words, and then I went back.

Besides, Chen Jun, after returning to the room, his drunken appearance disappeared immediately, and he was very energetic.

Yes, he wasn't drunk at all.

"It's true that people know each other, but how can we talk now so that we can ask for lottery numbers in the future?" Chen Jun lay down, looked at the ceiling with his eyes, and thought seriously.

But he thought about it for a long time, but there was no result.

On the contrary, because of the effect of alcohol, I couldn't open my eyes after a while, and fell asleep.

When Chen Jun woke up again, it was already the next morning. Chen's father had already gone to work, and Chen's mother was washing clothes in the yard.

As soon as she saw him wake up, Chen's mother beckoned, "Son, there is rice on the stove, it should still be hot, you hurry up and eat it while it's hot." ”

"Okay, thank you, Mom. ”

Chen Jun filled his stomach and went out under the pretext that 'the toothpaste is gone'. I bought toothpaste at the village shop and took the opportunity to wander around the village.

His idea is actually very simple, to see if he can meet Zheng Yun-fat and enhance the relationship by the way.

As he walked, Chen Jun came to the location of the head of the village. From a distance, he saw several people in front of him, one of whom was quite similar to Zheng Yun-fat.

"Let's go, go over and see. ”

Chen Jun muttered, and then walked towards the place he had just seen. When he got to the neighborhood, he finally heard what a few people were saying.

"Runfa, you are what I watched grow, and I hugged you when I was a child. Now that my aunt's family is in trouble, we folks in the township, you can't help it. ”

"Your nephew is going to middle school in the county, and you got married yesterday and received so much gift money, so you can borrow something from me that is not in the way. Besides, it's not like I won't pay you back, is it possible that you can still run?"

"Your third uncle's second uncle's sister's house is going to expand the fish pond, and you can fund it. Don't say you don't have any money, I saw it with my own eyes yesterday, and you received a lot of gift money!"

Hearing these words, and looking at Zheng Yun-fat's embarrassed face, Chen Jun's eyes flashed.

This is God helping him, helping him and Zheng Yun-fat become buddies.

He spat at the mouth, and then strode straight over.

He directly grabbed Zheng Yun-fat's shoulders and put on a good posture between the two brothers, "Yo, buddy, I didn't expect that I would meet you when I came out to buy something, it seems that it is really fate." Tell me who they are?"

"This is my third aunt, this is my fourth aunt, and this is my second uncle. Zheng Yunfa subconsciously introduced.

For rural people in this era, if anyone has a college student, it is famous in ten miles and eight villages. Therefore, these people also know Chen Jun.

"Isn't this a college student of the old Chen family? I haven't seen you for a few years, and I've grown into a big man. One of the women asked.

As soon as the words fell, Zheng Yun-fat's third aunt immediately stepped forward and showed a meaningful expression, "Look at you like this, you don't have a girlfriend yet, why don't you meet my girl?"

"Auntie, thank you for your kindness. Chen Jun had to move Zhou Zhirong out, pretending to be unintentional and said: "But I already have a girlfriend in college, and it's still our department flower, so I won't bother you." ”

The third aunt still didn't give up, and put on a bitter posture, "The city is not as good as us, and the little girls are hiding their hearts from you." If you want me to see it, it's still our rural girl who is sincere. ”

Chen Jun no longer paid attention to the woman in front of him who was chewing the root of her tongue, and turned to look at Zheng Yun-fat.

"Brother, I drank too much yesterday and borrowed money from you, but I haven't made an IOU yet. Go to my house and write the IOU, and then give you a handprint, so that I can rest assured, and you can rest assured. ”

Zheng Yun-fat looked confused, his group of relatives quit first, and they were noisy like murder scenes.

"Runfa, you're not going to lend all your money to this hairy boy, are you?"

"We are your relatives, you didn't lend us the money first, you white-eyed wolf, you really have sex with your father all the way!"

Hearing these words, Chen Jun glanced at them.

"Uncles and aunts, I respect you as elders, so I don't want to scold people. But I'm a college student, and I know more than you. I borrowed money to take Zheng Yun-fat as an investment, and we want to make a lot of money. Stay where it's cool, you guys. ”

As the saying goes, anger doesn't pay for life. Zheng Yun-fat's relatives were speechless by Chen Jun's words, and could only stare dryly.

Chen Jun saw the opportunity and took Zheng Yun-fat's shoulders and walked in the direction of home. When he finally walked away, and was sure that the group of relatives could not see, he lowered his hand.

"Jun Chen, thank you just now. ”

Zheng Yunfa is not stupid, of course he understands that Chen Jun is helping him out of the siege.

Chen Jun waved his hand with an indifferent expression, and said, "It's not a big deal, I just can't get used to the dead virtues of your group of relatives." It's good for you to be rich, and if you don't have money, you can't wait to be far away. ”

"Don't say it, you will be my best brother in the future!" Chen Yun-fat patted his chest, arrogant.

Suddenly, he realized a question, "Brother, how did you know that I was at the head of the village?" I asked my mother after I went back last night, your family is in the next village, and you still live in the middle of the house. ”

"I'm counting!" Chen Jun began to fool people again.

He pretended to pinch his fingers a few times, "What time is it?"

"Ten a.m. and eight a.m. Zheng Yun-fat was aroused and subconsciously replied.

"Let me do the math. Chen Jun's frowning brows suddenly relaxed, pretending to be quite like that, "We didn't know each other before yesterday, but I can figure it out that your daughter-in-law is a cow and has two younger brothers at home." ”

According to the few memories of his previous life, he began to pretend to be a ghost.

But Zheng Yun-fat didn't know anything about it, he just thought that Chen Jun really had some skills and could tell fortunes.

His eyes widened and he said in surprise: "Brother, you are too powerful, you are even more powerful than the blind old Liu in the next village." Then you calculate, have I had any good things lately. ”

"It's not easy, it takes some work. Chen Jun frowned, "I'll try my best, but it's not necessarily accurate." ”