188, [The title is so difficult to take, don't take it]
Lu Yibai woke up early today, and after washing, he went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.
It stands to reason that this should have been the job of the little maid Ye Yiyi, but after all, she can't go out until after dark. It's dark, and the vegetables and fresh meat in the vegetable market are left with the leftovers picked by others.
The vegetable market is noisy, and Lu Yibai, like many young people, understands the local dialect, but he is not very comfortable speaking dialects, which affects bargaining.
It's not that he cares, it's just that many sellers see him as a young man, and the price is often slightly higher, which makes people a little uncomfortable.
Later, Lu Yibai learned to be smart, if there happened to be an aunt shopping for vegetables by his side, after she finished cutting the price, he immediately said: "Give me two catties too." ”
When he walked out of the vegetable market with a large number of ingredients, Lu Yibai glanced at the stall at the door.
There are many such stalls at the entrance of the vegetable market, and what he noticed was a stall selling flowers. The flowers are obviously wildflowers picked on the mountain, and the road is white and can't be named, and they are bundled with small bunches, and the matching is quite good.
The reason why he glanced this way was because he sensed demonic power. The middle-aged woman who sells flowers is a demon who has integrated into human society.
He would occasionally bump into her when he came to the market, and she didn't come to sell flowers every day.
Lu Yibai walked over and said, "Auntie, how much does it cost?"
The middle-aged woman picked out, picked out a bouquet that looked the most beautiful, handed it to Lu Yibai, and said, "Don't want money, I'll give it to you." ”
Obviously, the other party also knew the identity of Lu Yibai's night watchman and could sense the aura on his body. She doesn't have any fear or jealousy for Lu Yibai, only respect.
She is just a second-level demon, but she has always lived in human society, keeping to herself, and living like a normal person. Therefore, the Night's Watch is not her mortal enemy, on the contrary, the Night's Watch will be her umbrella, allowing her to live more comfortably in human society.
What's more, Lu Yibai has an aunt, which makes her very happy.
Lu Yibai was not polite, took the bouquet, and said curiously: "Auntie, how did you think of selling flowers for a living?"
She smiled embarrassedly and said, "Isn't there a saying in human beings: Sell flowers in this life, and be beautiful in the next life!"
"Amazing, Auntie!" Lu Yibai praised.
For this phenomenon of harmonious coexistence between demons and humans, Lu Yibai felt very comfortable when he looked at it.
He took the flowers and chatted with his aunt a few more words.
If you think about it, you don't know what that mysterious demon organization is going to do?
It's just like that, isn't it okay?
After returning to the bar, Lu Yibai handed the flowers to Lin Xiaoqi.
Xiao Qi was very happy, and when he saw that there was no one around, he stood on his toes and kissed Lu Bai.
She glanced at the flower in her hand and felt that it was really beautiful, so she looked around for a while, then stood on her toes and kissed it again.
Humming a little song, she took out a small vase, rinsed it, added some water, and inserted the wildflowers into it and put them on the table.
Because she was in a good mood, she also opened a can of cat food for Black Fat to eat.
In other words, Heipang has now become a well-known critic of cat snacks, as long as Heipang thinks it tastes good, he will use Lu Yibai's mobile phone to open a treasure to give a good review, and then use its meaty cat paws to type at a very slow speed, leaving a message in the comment area.
Not to mention, its attitude is extremely serious, and its vocabulary is extremely rich, just like a gourmet.
Many shopkeepers are stunned after reading the reviews, and this buyer's review is so detailed, it makes it feel like he has eaten cat snacks in person......
Lu Yibai sometimes thinks that there are many Internet celebrity pets on the Internet now, as long as they are popular, they will make special money. Although the black fat is a little fatter, it is still clever, do you want to create a Weibo account for it?
He had all the names in mind, and it was called "Nicholas Fat Black".
As the night deepened, Lu Yibai patted Lin Xiaoqi's buttocks and said, "Go, wash the dishes with Yiyi." ”
Xiao Waist sat down on the sofa, just like a primary school student raised his hand to answer a question in class, his waist was straight, his hands were at 90 degrees, and he said, "I want to wash too!"
Lu Yibai was speechless, the little girl didn't want to wash the vegetables, but wanted to play in the water.
"Okay, but don't waste water!"
"Good!"
"Hmm, why don't you go yet?" Lu Yibai said as he looked at the little waist standing in front of him.
"Yibai Dad, Xiaoqi's mother just went to wash the vegetables, you slapped her buttocks, you haven't slapped mine yet!"
Lu Yibai glanced at her little fart, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, it seems that his thief is going to avoid her in the future, and he still has to pay attention to his image in front of the child.
When they finished washing the dishes, Chef Lu began to get busy. After the meal, Lu Yibai prepared to go out on patrol.
His rounds are irregular, and once he has the idea of "how can I be such a salted fish", he will go out for a walk.
During this time, Wucheng was very peaceful, and nothing happened, so he went out to eat.
The little maid saw that the boss was going out, so she obediently handed the thermos cup filled with wolfberry water to her boss.
Lu Yibai maintains his health every day, but there is no use for it at present.
Life is not only about the wolfberries in front of you, but also the energy that has nowhere to vent.
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Wucheng Vocational and Technical College of Industry and Commerce is a well-known school in the whole Zhejiang Province.
The school's admission score is very low, and the reason why it is still famous is because this college has cultivated many e-commerce bigwigs, and they are very supportive of students to run a certain treasure.
In other words, this is also related to the general environment of Wucheng, with a well-known international trade city, as well as the so-called "first village of a treasure in China".
At the back door of the college, a BMW X5 was parked, and a slightly chubby man who looked to be in his twenties got out of the car, took out a bottle of Red Bull, put it on the roof, and then returned to the car.
Legend has it that this is a hint that looking for a woman to be happy.
When a woman in this line of work sees a drink bottle on the roof of the car, she gets into the car. Different bottles represent different prices, and Red Bull is a relatively high bidder.
The fat man looked at his phone and said, "The old iron will remember to brush the wave gift later!"
It's actually playing live streaming......
This kind of should be purely to spoof, now people are very idle, and the number of people watching this kind of spoof live broadcast is not low.
Wucheng is a small city, and there are not many people who are anchors.
He glanced at his mobile phone, seemed to see a more interesting speech, and said with a smile:
"Hahaha, brother, you're so funny, what is a quiet female ghost in the dead of night? If there is really a ghost, fat brother, I will be a ghost knight for everyone to see, hahahahi~"
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[ps: A new character function has been opened, you can add tags to the character on the page (in fact, it is to write snack) and like, it's quite fun, you can try it.] 】