Three hundred and sixty-seven vignettes
When the beauty looked back at me angrily, a pair of eyebrows were almost round, and she hurriedly put the satchel in her arms with one hand, looking at the posture to prepare to call for help, I glanced at Wang Xing next to me, and said that the dead Taoist friend is not dead and poor, and in a hurry, I came to her and said loudly: "Wife, we should get off." ”
Then he whispered in her ear: "Watch out for the thief! the person next to you was about to take out your bag just now" As I spoke, I also glanced at Wang Xing, who knew what I said to the girl, and nodded at me stupidly, so that it looked more like a thief with ill intentions, the girl looked at us back and forth in disbelief, and finally moved her body to me.
When I got to the next stop, I hurriedly squeezed out of the car with an embarrassed face, but I didn't think that the sister paper would follow me, and I had to invite me to dinner, and finally took out 200 yuan to thank me.
This is not the most embarrassing, what is even more embarrassing is that when I was waving my hand to refuse, Wang Xing slowed us down and ran off the car for half a beat, and put a complaining arm on my shoulder and said: "Why don't you say anything when you get off the car, there is a suitable station here?"
"What's suitable? Are you a gang?" the sister screamed and turned around and ran, scaring Wang Xing next to her, and for the first time I saw a girl wearing high heels and a miniskirt that could run at the speed of a dog
"Uh, do I look scary?" Wang Xing touched the bridge of his nose with a blank expression.
"No, it's just that the zipper on your crotch is open, and I guess your sexy red pants make her shy. I put my arms around Wang Xingle and casually found a direction and took a step.
After walking around from the "City That Never Sleeps" for more than two hours, Xie Zeyong's phone call came in, after calling Wang Xing, he called me, seeing that neither of us answered his phone, Brother Yong was anxious, and edited various text messages to scold the two of us, but we didn't see it.
And at this moment, the two of us are sitting in a pizza shop eating foreign pies, speaking of pizza, I think of when I was in my hometown, Wang Qian and I also used to eat together, at that time I also naively asked her, is there any leek filling, now things are wrong, I don't know how she is, I guess she has flown to a certain country, start a new life.
After wandering around the "city that never sleeps" for two or three hours, and having a general understanding of the terrain around here, Wang Xing and I returned to the bathing center to pick up Xie Zeyong.
There was a laughable thing in the middle, that is, when we went to pick up Da Yongzi, we met the short-skirted beauty who was touched by me on the bus at the door of the bathing center, and the sister paper seemed to be the etiquette or welcome staff of the bathing center, wearing a big red cheongsam, and two white jade with long legs looked particularly energetic.
When she saw me, she almost jumped up in fright, and ran timidly to the manager's room, and in a short time three or four bare-chested, with a bunch of bells and whistles tattooed on her arms, blocked us brothers to the door.
Originally, I didn't take it too seriously, who knew that a young man with a shaved head, a mouth full of big gold teeth, and a big koi with stripes on his arms directly grabbed my arm, "Brother, do you have to have an explanation?"
"What do you want to say? Lao Tzu did play, and it wasn't that he didn't give money, but he was just a little late, what's the matter?
"Played?" The bald young man's eyes suddenly widened, he glanced at the beautiful woman hiding behind him, and then at Xie Zeyong and said angrily: "You fucking said you were playing just now?" This grandson will also be wrong, I originally wanted to explain, but I didn't finish half a sentence on the dog's day, and he went up and threw an elbow on Xie Zeyong's chest.
"Grass mud horse, don't you open the door to do business for people to play, is that here for sightseeing?, or is it that your chickens are inlaid with gold underneath?" Xie Zeyong has a temper, of course he won't eat this dumb loss, and pushed the other party's neck.
A few gangsters next to us "hula" surrounded us at once, shouting and swearing one by one, how arrogant and arrogant they were.
"I'm paralyzed around you, kneel down for me!" I grabbed a guy with long hair and small eyes and knocked his knee on the other person's head, and then grabbed a ballpoint pen from the front desk and stabbed it into the shoulder of the bald head, grabbed his neck, and hit his big face with a few fists, and I was beaten out of blood on his bald face at that time.
The others were just about to go up, Xie Zeyong and Wang Xing quickly untied their belts, and whipped back and forth against the air to force back a few thugs, I grabbed the bald clothes and neck with one hand, and pulled out the ballpoint pen with the other hand, put it on his temple and scared, "What do you mean?
"Big brother, don't be impulsive, little brother, I don't know Taishan, I ate in my mouth just now, don't be like me!" The bald head was instantly stunned, and he apologized to me without any hesitation, this shameless appearance suddenly made me a little embarrassed, after all, I was the one who was at fault.
"Don't ink, don't you think it's okay if you eat?" Paralyzed, if you don't give Lao Tzu an explanation for this matter today, I'll kill you!" Xie Zeyong didn't know the little doorway here, so he slapped the back of the bald head and cursed, "My boss said to kneel, don't you understand?"
"Understood, understood!" The bald head nodded his head busily and glanced at a few thugs, but those guys didn't seem to give him face, and they hesitated for a long time and no one left.
"You boss is a failure enough, no one cares about you!" I patted the side of my bald head and sneered.
"I'm not the boss, I'm just the little guy in the bathing center!" the bald head explained embarrassedly.
"It's not the boss, what kind of big-tailed dog are you pretending to be with us?" Wang Xing hit the sandbag as if he hit his stomach several times in a row, and the bald head that was invincible just now was suddenly beaten into a shrimp, hunched over and hummed.
"I made it clear to a few big brothers in advance, I and they are just a few horse boys, this field is Brother Snake in the city that never sleeps, Sister Bao is Brother Snake's godsister" The big bald head pointed to the sister paper not far away with a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and the girl saw us fighting, and was so frightened that she ran to the gate.
"Brother Snake?" Xie Zeyong raised his head and leaned in front of the big bald face, grinning fiercely, "What the do you love, brother, what did I do with what happened to you just now?" You insulted my personality, I'm very unhappy now!"
"I will compensate as much as the eldest brother needs, I just hope that the bosses will leave their names, otherwise when Brother Snake asks, we don't know how to explain!"
"Your grandmother is a whistle, it's okay not to mention people to my brother, and I want to mention my brother to others!" Xie Zeyong slapped his bald face heavily, and pointed to his face with a stinky fart and said, "Big brother, if you don't change your name, you don't change your surname, your nickname is Wu Yanzu of Minhang District!
The bald young man was slapped by Xie Zeyong's nose, stretched out his hand to cover our sad face and nodded.
"Sensible, take 50,000 yuan to solve it, brother's mental damage fee is worth this price!" Xie Zeyong stretched out five fingers at the other party.
"What, we'll compensate you 50,000?" the bald head thought he had misheard, and looked at us incredulously.
Xie Zeyong threw his bald head to the ground, opened his bow left and right, and "crackled" at his face, shouting while beating: "Deaf, right?
The bald head curled up on the ground, not daring to admit it, which shows that he is indeed not the boss.
"You assistant!" At this time, the beautiful woman in the cheongsam walked in from the door with a pale face, stretched out her hand and stammered at me, "You played hooligan with me in the car, chased here, wanted to plot against me, and beat our waiter, I will call the police!"
"Old girl, you're so funny! Look at your flat body, are we still plotting against you? With this idle time, is it okay to touch yourself?" Xie Zeyong pursed his lips and chirped at me, "Yes, my brother Kang!"