"I'll go, disabled, haha, laugh at me. ”

"This little white face still looks a little righteous. ”

"But to be able to treat this water brother and tire as deaf and mute, it's really fucking talented. ”

......

Watching Xiaobai face take out 200 yuan and then leave with his rich woman, the expressions of Brother Shui and the tires once again attracted everyone's laughter.

Yu Linsheng glanced at the time.

16 minutes.

These 16 minutes actually caused the audience to laugh once, which is really rare.

I'll just say, how can Lin Chen's script be old-fashioned?

Read on.

Zhu Liao continued to be unconscious, and Li Junwei shouted that he was useless, so at Tang Xiaolian's suggestion, he directly pulled the thread with his foot, and a bucket of instant noodles was directly buckled on Zhu Liao's face.

Very disgusting, there is wood?

Zhu Liao, who woke up, was still in a state of confusion.

"Call the police?"

"We've been robbed. ”

"Ah, yes, yes, call, call, what is the 110 police number?"

After Zhu Liao got through at this time, he just wanted to speak, and outside, the tire came in wearing a mask.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

"Hey, Director Lin, I think my role as Zhong Hua is more suitable, he is now at a low point in his career......"

Zhu Liao acted awkwardly there: "I've been too busy lately, so I'm sorry, sorry, I'm too busy." ”

As he spoke, Zhu Liao hung up the phone.

As for the tires, they calmly came to him and continued to electrify him.

"Little Steel Fang, come out with me. ”

The tires let Li Junwei out.

At this time, the picture changed, and it turned out that Li Junwei was asked to settle the bill, after all, the two of them really couldn't operate.

"I feel compelled to say two things. ”

The second male customer said lightly: "I bought a few items from you, and I have found three problems, first, the machine calculates, how can this money be put into your personal pocket? Second, I just took this ice cream out of the freezer, I haven't gone out yet, this is already about to melt, alas, this means that there is a problem with your freezer."

Third, my cup of soy milk has been settled, this little comrade with braces, why don't you give me a straw?"

Li Junwei raised his head and said: "Soy milk is a hot drink, easy to burn, and it is not worthy of a straw." ”

"Then excuse me, how can I drink it? It's like eating in a restaurant, how can I eat if you don't give me chopsticks? I go to the bathroom to solve the problem, and you don't give me tissue, how can I solve it? I buy a car, how can I drive it without a steering wheel?"

The chattering customers are obviously a bit annoying.

Brother Shui interrupted: "Don't you just want a straw, Little Steel Tooth, don't you give it to him and it's over." ”

"What do you mean I want a straw, I said this bald old comrade, what you said is not right, you are a supermarket, you have the obligation to give me this straw, this is my right to understand, I am alone, you will save a straw, ten people, you will save 100 straws, 100 people, so many supermarket chains across the country, how many straws do you want to save??"

The customer's words made Li Junwei and Brother Shui speechless.

Then the customer laughed disdainfully: "Okay, I feel that my words have touched your soul, I won't say more, my lawyer will tell you." ”

At this time, the customer walked out of the supermarket with a proud face, and then sucked up the soy milk outside the glass door.

Smack.

Because it was so hot, the soy milk fell directly to the ground.

"Hahaha. ”

Brother Shui laughed and felt very happy.

As for the people in the screening hall, they also laughed at this time.

"I'll go, I'll laugh to death, is there such a strange thing in this reality?"

"Don't say it, there are a lot of such strange things in reality. ”

"That's right, my ex-boyfriend thought it was. ”

......

Everyone didn't dare to talk too loudly, after all, the screening room still had to be quiet.

As soon as the screen turned, the tires were looking at some bold magazines.

How bold it is, I won't talk about it here.

As for Brother Shui, he looked at the tire speechlessly, and then asked, "Tire, brother asked you something." ”

"Asked. ”

"Why are we here today? ”

"Ask for money. ”

"Why do you want money? ”

"There's no money. ”

"Why don't we have any money?"

After Brother Shui finished speaking, the tires stopped making noise.

"That brother can promise you something. ”

Brother Shui said angrily: "Can you drip that thing on your head?"

"That's not going to work. ”

"Why? ”

"If you pick them, they won't be afraid of me. ”

"Tire, the current situation is very grim, this is completely different from what we thought when we came, you just saw it, other customers are completely dissatisfied with your style, which is directly related to the two of us to ask for money. ”

Brother Shui put his hand on the shoulder of the tire and said with a smile: "You said, customers are scared when they see you, and no one buys anything, how can we collect money? ”

As he spoke, Brother Shui took the magazine in his hand again, "Look at your brother, he is not pure, he is already panicked when he wears it on his head, you like to eat garlic, what is the taste, breath, all covered in it, smoked or not." ”

The tire said: "I have rhinitis and I can't smell it." ”

As he spoke, the tire still opened his mouth to breathe towards Shui Geha.

At this time, the camera slowly zooms out, and the soundtrack sounds appropriately.

"You can't pick it, you can't pick it, you can't pick it. ”

Brother Shui suddenly thundered and started the tires.

This turn of events made many people laugh too.

It's just a simple joke, but it can make you laugh.

Brother Shui was very angry.

Scolding while hitting tires.

Eventually, the tires took off the mask.

Then Li Junwei continued to narrate: "Tire, is a distant relative of Brother Shui, not long ago from the countryside to join Brother Shui, he quickly found a job after entering the city, but before going to work to pay a deposit, Brother Shui gritted his teeth and lent him the only few thousand yuan of savings he had left, who knew that after paying the money, the company moved away, and the two finally decided to go back to the supermarket to ask for an account when they were desperate." ”

This introduction is also here, which can be regarded as making the audience understand.

It turns out that the plot is like this.

In this way, Brother Shui is not a bad person.

watched the tires greedily take the food, but Brother Shui still recorded it on the bill, which has to be said to be principled.

Just like Brother Shui himself said, he is a clear worker.

In "Nightclub", Pang Long's songs were at the time of popularity.

"Two Butterflies" can sing a few words almost every street and alley.

That's also a divine comedy.

However, there is no "Two Butterflies" in this time and space, so Lin Chen finally chose the highly sung song "Vignette" in this time and space instead.

The plot is next that Tang Xiaolian is ready to start saving herself.

She gave Li Junwei a note, which read: "Stabilize He Sanshui, I have a way to escape." ”

Li Junwei, who was holding the note, lowered his head and directly touched Brother Shui.

"Little Steel Teeth"

Brother Shui suddenly called out to him: "Do you think I was not enthusiastic enough when I said welcome to come next time?"

......

This episode made everyone laugh again.

The next laugh is also very prominent.

First, Zhu Liao taught tires to sing, and then at the front desk, another customer with his girlfriend actually recognized Li Junwei, and the customer left after a braggadocio.

What Li Junwei wanted to say was also educated by Brother Shui.

"I understand your feelings very well at this moment, seeing that your classmates are so successful, with a house, a car and a woman, I am very envious, jealous and hateful. ”

"Brother Shui, I want to say. ”

"Do you know why I keep buying lottery tickets?"

"I don't know. ”

"Do you think I bought lottery tickets for money?"

"Isn't it?"

"I don't usually have any special hobbies, I have loved arithmetic since I was a child, I discovered the lottery six years ago, I am sure that I will be able to calculate the winning numbers of the lottery one day, but I am lonely, because no one has ever believed in me, your sister-in-law left me, the unit abandoned me, but I never gave up on myself. ”

Brother Shui started his speech: "Others laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others for not being able to see through, and finally once, I won a set of lottery winning numbers, but it was ruined by your boss lady Wang Sufen, do you know what are the odds of winning the lottery winning numbers but letting others destroy them? 1 in 3.2 million, I know she won't admit it, she has always looked down on me, she thinks I'm a stinky begger."

But I am a person who does things clearly, I have my principles, I have waited for more than two months, I just want to wait for an opportunity, I want to fight for a breath, not to prove that I am amazing, I want everyone to know that I He Sanshui lost something, I must get it back. ”

At this time, as if sensational, He Sanshui directly had a little blood boiling.

Li Junwei hurriedly said: "Brother Shui, I want to say." My classmate just now, he ......"

"Little steel teeth. ”

Brother Shui continued to play the role of spiritual mentor: "Although the two of us have not known each other for a long time, I think you are a very good young man, you must stick to your dreams, what is so great about them, are they great if they have a house and a ......car?

"Brother Shui. ”

Li Junwei shouted directly: "I didn't give money." ”

"Don't mention money, don't mention money, understand? Sometimes money ......"

"He didn't pay my classmate just now. ”

Li Junwei shook He Sanshui and said loudly.

The scene suddenly became awkward.

He Sanshui suddenly didn't know what to say.

......

This joke made the theater laugh.

There is a way to pretend that X is not the opposite**.

This is the true embodiment of Brother Shui.

I really thought it was going to be sensational, so I told Xiao Gangya to flip it.

And so it turned out.

It really caught the audience off guard.

The laughter continues.

The real next laugh is Zhu Liao.

distracted the tires by teaching the tires song, and then Tang Xiaolian untied the rope and directly electrified the tires.

On the other side, Brother Shui was talking to Li Junwei about the responsibility of the classmate who didn't pay the bill just now.

Then Zhu Liao walked over with a little shyness: "Big cousin!"

"Why did you two get out?Where's the tires??"

"The tires? The tires were deflated by me. ”

Zhu Liao said exaggeratedly, and then he started the performance, and he was very energetic.

"Don't talk nonsense, quickly tie him up and call the police. ”

Tang Xiaolian said loudly.

"Don't be afraid, I'm in control. ”

Before Zhu Liao finished speaking, a long electric baton directly resisted him.

Tang Xiaolian was surprised: "There is another one?"

Zhu Liao coaxed again: "Brother!"

Brother Shui smiled: "Hey!"

Get.

This time Zhu Liao was electrocuted again.

......

"What an unlucky boy. ”

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, this is really not pretending. ”

"Laughing. ”

"I'll go, this fucking reverse. ”

......

Yu Linsheng also found this interesting.

And it was only then that he suddenly discovered one thing.

It's been half an hour since it started.

Movies have always been done in supermarkets.

And there are only a few characters.

Except for the customers, there are only a few of them left.

This fucking movie can be said to be a small-budget movie to the extreme.

But it's not bad.

Although Yu Linsheng feels that the overall plot of this movie is a little scattered, the laughter is acceptable.

Especially the next episode.

Yu Linsheng continued to watch.

Zhu Liao was electrified, and then the tire held an electric rod to let Zhu Liao continue singing.

At this time, another customer appeared on the scene.

It's like a black club.

But he's actually a music producer.

And then Zhu Liao is going to be on fire.

It's really a blessing and a curse.

As soon as the picture turned, accompanied by music, the proprietress made her debut.

"It's a big night, you said you don't work well in the store, you run out blindly. ”

The proprietress Wang Sufen said loudly: "Do you still want to do it?"

Wang Sufen is the proprietress of the supermarket, she rarely comes to the supermarket at night, she soaks in the teahouse to play mahjong, only when she loses all the money she comes to the supermarket to get money, we are very scared to see her come back in the middle of the night, because she loses the money after the temper is quite terrifying. It seems that today she lost again. ”

A flip of the introduction also makes the character of the boss three-dimensional.

Wang Sufen came to get the money, but found that the money was gone.

"The money is here. ”

"He Sanshui. ”

"Wang Sufen, I've been waiting for you for a long time. ”

......

Wang Sufen is not a fierce woman, and directly started He Sanshui.

The music started.

Typical tigress surname.

"Tire, tire!"

He Sanshui, who fell to the ground, shouted loudly.

"Tires??And the jack for you. ”

Wang Sufen said this disdainfully and suddenly screamed.

Electrified.

"I'm the tire. ”

The tires look like black bosses.

As soon as the picture turned, Wang Sufen was tied up and screamed loudly.

And not only that, but the proprietress 's dog was also tied up, and the one tied was called a cute one.

"Wang Sufen is so ruthless, she doesn't bring money when she goes out. ”

He Sanshui rummaged through Wang Sufen's bag, and then said speechlessly.

As for the tires, I went to the bathroom because of a stomachache.

Once again, the camera focuses on the ice in the bathroom.

Yu Linsheng understands that the shots in the movie are generally not redundant, so he thinks that there must be something wrong with the ice cubes.