Chapter 19: Really good at playing
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? Wang Ergou sent out a soul triple question for himself.
"Xiaoyu, what about this brother, it's your brother Qiao Yi, and this is Sister Qiao Ying. ”
Aunt Wang smiled and picked up the child, who was no more than five or six years old, and introduced it to her.
Wang Xiaoyu is also very sensible, a good brother and sister, and she looks very cute, so people can't help but want to hug and care for her.
"I don't know this one. Xiaoyu, you have to stay away from people you don't know in the future, some of them, maybe they are bad people. Aunt Wang pointed to Wang Ergou and introduced
Wang Xiaoyu nodded as if he didn't understand. "Okay, I got mom. ”
"Well, Xiaoyu is so good. ”
Wang Ergou can't stand this kind of picture of mother and son filial piety anymore.
"Mom, I'm your son Ergou, don't you know me?"
"Ergou, didn't my son die a long time ago, what do you want to do pretending to be my Ergou?" Aunt Wang retorted on the spot.
"No, Mom, I'm really a second dog, who said I'm dead, I just haven't come back for so long. Wang Ergou shouted, I'm just missing, you don't wait for me to come back and say I'm dead?
"Xiaoyi, it's not Aunt Wang, I'm talking about you, you haven't come back to see Aunt Wang for so long, and Aunt Wang doesn't blame you, after all, you are also old, you have your own store business to take care of, and it's normal to have no time, but you can't find an irrelevant person as soon as you come back, pretending to be a dead person." ”
Aunt Wang complained, her expression seemed to say, how can you lie to me? It made Qiao Yi begin to wonder if he had recognized the wrong person.
But when I think about it, I think it's impossible.
"Mom, I'm really Ergou, why don't you believe me?" Wang Ergou was so anxious that he was about to cry.
"No, no, no, our second dog said that after going out, even if you die, you won't come outside. Aunt Wang said resolutely.
Qiao Yi asked in surprise, "Have you ever said such a thing?"
"Didn't I happen to have a conflict with my dad at that time, and blurted out in a fit of anger. Wang Ergou explained with some embarrassment.
"But Mom, it's really just my breath of anger. I'm really a second dog, I'm back. ”
Aunt Wang continued to insist: "I don't believe it, when my second dog left, he said that he would reply to me every month, but he didn't reply to me in the first month, so he must be dead." ”
Wang Ergou looked at Qiao Yi's expression staring at him as if to say: What's the matter? It turns out that you are such a second dog.
"No, I was kidnapped by robbers at that time, where did I get the time to reply. ”
Aunt Wang looked worried and surprised: "What? You also met the robbers, how is it? Did you get hurt anywhere?"
Aunt Wang freed up one hand holding Xiaoyu, pinched left and right to look, afraid that Wang Ergou would hurt somewhere.
When Wang Ergou heard this, he immediately smiled.
"Mom, you're finally willing to recognize me?"
"Stupid, now see if you dare to disappear for so many years at once, beware that I really don't want you. Aunt Wang couldn't fool Wang Ergou anymore, so she could only admit with a helpless smile, and the smile was filled with the worry of being a mother.
At this time, the door of the back room was opened, and an uncle walked out, shaking his head and muttering: "I know you can't stand it, and I said that I would give this stinky boy a little color." ”
Wang Wen looked at Wang Ergou with a serious face and said, "You kid still has the face to come back." ”
"Hey, Dad. Wang Ergou greeted Wang Wen with a smile, and fortunately, he had been a shopkeeper in a hotel for so many years, and he had worn out his temperament.
Only those who have left home know how homesick they are.
"By the way, Mom, how did you think of me like this? ”
Aunt Wang looked at Wang Wen with a smile and didn't speak, Wang Wen's rare old face turned red, and she hurriedly opened the topic.
"Hey, Xiaoyi is also here, come here, let's catch up with the old days, and by the way, introduce me to the girl you brought. ”
Over the years, Wang Wen has taken care of Qiao Yi meticulously, and he is almost half of Qiao Yi's father in this world.
"Okay, Uncle Wang. Qiao Yi pulled Qiao Ying in and introduced.
Wang Ergou saw that Qiao Yi was called, and leaned over to Aunt Wang's side and asked in a low voice, "What's going on?"
Aunt Wang smiled and explained, "What else can there be? He, since you left, I have been watching outside every day, looking forward to your return, and today really made me wait." After making sure it was really you, he ran in and asked me to play a scene with him, saying that it was to scare you. ”
"Oh......" Wang Ergou's tail note dragged on for an extremely long time and was unabashed.
Wang Wen, who was angry, became more and more red, but he didn't know what to say to refute, so he could only pretend that he didn't hear it and continue to talk about the old with Qiao Yi.
But anyone with a discerning eye can see that Wang Wen's mind is not here with Qiao Yi at all.
Qiao Yi snickered and thought to himself: It turns out that you are such an uncle Wang, worthy of you, you really know how to play.
"By the way, this... Xiaoyu?" Wang Ergou asked suspiciously, pointing to the little fish in Aunt Wang's arms.
"Well, let's be your sister. Aunt Wang replied with a smile.
Sister, is it really my mother's child?
Wang Ergou's brain was momentarily stunned.
"Hmph, you boss is disobedient, of course we have to have another one. Wang Wen seemed to have found an opportunity, and interjected directly.
"No, I look at the age of at least five or six years old, I've only been gone for a few years, and you gave birth to another one as soon as I left?" Wang Ergou was a little skeptical about life. Am I still your favorite child?
"No, if you haven't heard from you for a long time, we will have to have another inheritance of the family business. Aunt Wang was a little embarrassed and explained this in front of some juniors.
"Moreover, this daughter is better than his son, and he won't make me so angry and make me angry and annoyed. He won't even be arguing about cultivation, and he won't even go home. Wang Wen continued to mock.
"This... Yes, count me unlucky, after being away from home for so many years, I found myself for my sister to come back, and I will take half of my family property in the future. ”
Wang Wen immediately retorted: "You have a fart property, and Lao Tzu is not dead." You don't want to get any of Lao Tzu's family property. ”
"Che, not necessarily. Wang Ergou muttered in a low voice.
"Hey, you kid cursed me to death, didn't you? See if I don't kill you..."Wang Wen took off his shoes and chased after Wang Ergou, who was also prepared, and ran away.
The father and son ran and chased one after the other, just like the scene when Qiao Yi took Wang Ergou to do bad things when he was a child, and was found by Wang Wen to chase and beat.
"Xiaoyi, just stay for a meal at night, and stay here for another night before leaving?" Aunt Wang didn't pay attention to the noisy grandfather, and walked up to Qiao Yi with Wang Xiaoyu in her arms and asked.
Qiao Yi thought about it, anyway, he and Qiao Ying had nowhere to go at night, and they happened to live at Wang's house, so he agreed.
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In the evening, after three rounds of wine and five flavors, Wang Ergou explained all the things he had experienced over the years, and Aunt Wang couldn't help but worry about him just by listening to Wang Ergou's description.
Wang Wen pondered for a moment and said, "I just said that I can't let you cultivate, this path is too dangerous. ”
Wang Ergou said with a smile: "But if you become a cultivator, you can live forever and have a strong lifespan, and not only that, but you don't have to look at other people's faces." ”
How could Wang Wen not know this, but he couldn't do anything about them, so he could only sigh helplessly.