Chapter 13 It's shabby
Zixuan turned her anger into joy and said:
"I want to make braised fish!"
Lin Feng said in surprise:
"Yo, I can't see it, you can still make braised fish!"
"Of course, don't look at who I am, this girl is out of the horse, a top two!" Zixuan nodded triumphantly, as if she had already cooked the most delicious delicacy in the world......
Lin Feng looked at Zixuan with a smile, took out the carp he had cleaned up from the refrigerator, and said with a strange face:
"Well, I'll see what you chef does!"
Zixuan learned from Lin Feng's appearance when cooking, picked up her arms, rolled up her sleeves and said:
"Hmph, let you open your eyes today!"
After that, I saw her pick up the knife, stared at her, and shouted:
"Hah!"
Zixuan seemed to see an enemy who didn't share the sky, and according to the carp on the board, she chopped it down with a knife!
Boom!
After the sound, the fish was chopped in two!
Lin Feng looked at it, couldn't cry or laugh, and thought: Could it be braised fish pieces?
Lin Feng pressed the black line on his forehead and said:
"Girl Xuan, this kind of cutting method of yours is rare in the world!"
"Slightly!"
Zixuan turned around and grimaced and said, "Don't beep, my hands shook just now!"
Lin Feng smiled dryly:
"Shake it a little? Well, don't shake that hand anymore, pay attention to safety!"
After speaking, Lin Feng took two steps back.
Zi Xuan raised the kitchen knife in her hand and threatened fiercely: "You say it again!"
Lin Feng raised his hands in surrender and said, "Okay, I'll shut up!"
"Hmph, that's pretty much it!" Zixuan snorted when she returned to the court in triumph.
After speaking, she followed the carp that was chopped in two, compared it with a blade, and chopped it down with another knife.
"Hah!" the knife went down, and the carp was split in two with its head and tail.
Such a heroic knife work made Lin Feng's little heart very tormented!
He looked at it for a while, grinning and about to speak, but saw that the board under the fish suddenly fell to the ground with a bang, and it was actually split into several pieces by Zixuan......
Ooh!
"Good guys!"
Lin Feng gasped, picked up the cutting board on the ground, and gave Zixuan a thumbs up:
"Goddess, what a knife technique!"
Zi Xuan's cheeks were a little red, and she said coquettishly:
"Hmph, you're standing here, people are a little nervous, so you have a little more strength!"
"Then I'll stand here, right?" Lin Feng said as he retreated to the kitchen door.
Alas, the ass is not just blaming the pit!
Zixuan was trying to remember the last time Lin Feng made braised fish. There were one after another ugly just now, and she couldn't help but panic in her heart, so she said angrily:
"It's all your fault, don't make any noise!"
In desperation, Lin Feng closed his mouth.
But he looked at Zixuan in the kitchen, scurrying around like a headless fly, and he didn't know what she wanted to do, so he couldn't help but speak:
"Don't turn around, I'm dizzy from you!"
Zixuan said angrily: "Hmph, where did you hide the salt?"
Lin Feng smiled bitterly: "It's on the shelf in front of you! Hey, that's sugar! Hey, that's monosodium glutamate... That's chicken bouillon. Good fellow, is it that hard to find salt?"
Lin Feng couldn't stand it anymore, so he walked over to help Zixuan get the salt.
Zi Xuan took the salt bag, but Lin Feng was talking at the door, and her face was a little unbearable. She turned her head and puffed out her mouth, and pushed his hands on his chest, pushing him back without stopping.
He pushed out the door and stood against the wall, and then said:
"Alright, just stand here, don't go any further!"
After speaking, she returned to the kitchen angrily, and just entered the kitchen and rushed out, cross-waisted and said:
"Hmph, don't talk either!"
Lin Feng shook his head and smiled bitterly: This girl... The self-esteem is quite strong!
He leaned against the wall, watched Zixuan wander around the kitchen for a while, and then began to scratch his ears and cheeks, jumping up and down, and he didn't know why he was worried......
After a while, Zixuan couldn't stand it anymore, so she rushed out and stomped her feet:
"Hey, you see me in trouble and don't know how to help?"
Lin Feng's head was full of black lines, and he said with a smile:
"It's clearly you, let me not speak!"
Zi Xuan said angrily: "Hmph, now you can say it!"
Lin Feng resisted the urge to laugh and asked weakly:
"That's... Good... Right, what the hell are you going to do in there, you can't figure it out?"
"How do you make a fire?" Zi Xuan said with a blushing cheek and a twist.
"Girl Xuan, you are so cute!haha!!" Lin Feng laughed, stretched out his hand, and rubbed Zixuan's hair vigorously.
"Go away!" Zixuan shouted, jumping out of the way.
I saw her cover the top of her head with both hands, and grinned at Lin Feng:
"Ask... Disgusted...!"
Lin Feng smiled and took Zixuan's hand, took him to the gas stove, turned the switch, pointed to the fire that ignited automatically and said:
"Do you see it?"
Zixuan's eyes widened, staring at the red flame of the gas stove, both novel and surprised, as if she couldn't understand why there was a fire here......
When she came back to her senses and looked to the side, she saw Lin Feng looking at her with a smile on the side, her eyes full of teasing.
Her cheeks flushed, and she couldn't help but push Lin Feng out, this time directly onto the sofa in the living room:
"You just sit here and wait until I'm ready to cook before you can come in!"
"Alas, this girl ......" Lin Feng shook his head and smiled, watching Zixuan rush into the kitchen.
"Bang!" only to hear a bang, Zixuan closed the kitchen door tightly.
Lin Feng was idle and bored in the living room, and subconsciously took out his mobile phone to watch short videos, but saw that the system pushed all the major battles in Yunhai University that he personally participated in......
He was speechless for a while, and then put his phone in his pocket.
After two more turns in the living room, Lin Feng said secretly:
"It seems that we have to hurry up and buy a lot tonight! The things that should be repaired must be repaired, or the landlord will come to see it, but it's not good!"
In the kitchen, after Zixuan confirmed that the door was closed, she curiously walked to the gas stove and reached out to the flame burning on the gas stove.
I only heard a whirl, and the flame suddenly jumped to her palm!
Zixuan played with the red flame, and after playing for a while, she felt bored:
"I thought it was a very powerful open flame, but I didn't expect it to be so bad, compared to Samadhi, it's really far worse!"
Immediately, as soon as he crushed the flames jumping in his palm, he continued to turn his head and toss the carp......
But Zixuan didn't notice that the switch on the gas stove was still on, and the natural gas was bubbling out......
Lin Feng was in the living room, how could he know about such a dangerous situation!
He had just laid down on the couch and was about to go to rest for a while when he heard a knock on the door......
Lin Feng suddenly got up again and shouted towards the door:
"Who?"
Lin Feng was very surprised, he had almost no friends in school. Basically, no one of his classmates knew that he lived here.
"It's all here, who's looking for me?"
Hey, it!
Lin Feng looked through the cat's eye and almost fainted......
Outside the door was standing a fat-headed, big-eared, wide-waisted, fat-bodied woman, with an impatient and philistine face.
This person is none other than the landlord!
Lin Feng looked at the decorations that had been destroyed one after another, and a cold sweat broke out in his heart:
"Alas, you really can't talk about people during the day, and you can't talk about ghosts at night!"
He wanted to pretend that no one in the house would not open the door, but he looked through the cat's eye and saw that after the landlord knocked on the door for a while, he took out the spare key and prepared to open the door!
Lin Feng was so depressed in his heart that he had no choice but to open the door......
As soon as he opened the door, he saw the landlord standing at the door in surprise, shouting in a sharp voice:
"You... Be... Who?"
Lin Feng smiled and said, "Aunt Sun, I'm Lin Feng!"
The landlord's eyes were full of surprise, and he looked at Lin Feng from head to toe, and said secretly in his heart:
This kid has lost weight, but he's quite energetic!
It's just that it's still this poor dress......
She stood in the doorway, fanning the wind with her hands, and said:
"I thought you weren't at home! I called you so much, why didn't you answer?"
Lin Feng returned to the living room in surprise, opened it and took a look, only to see that the mobile phone had been turned off!
"Hehe, I'm sorry! The phone is out of battery, and I'm very busy today, so I didn't bother charging it. ”
Lin Feng didn't want the landlord to enter the door, so he stood at the door and said:
"Aunt Sun, is there anything wrong with coming to me today?"
The landlord bypassed Lin Feng and walked in by himself:
"There's still half a month, isn't your lease up? I'll come over and take a look, and collect the rent by the way. Also, bring someone to see the house. ”
As soon as the words fell, a voice came from outside the door......
I could only hear a squeamish woman say:
"Oh, it's so annoying! What's so good here, why do you have to live here? It's not like you don't have a property!"
A male voice laughed:
"It's not a little remote, and besides, it's quiet, so you won't be disturbed by others!"
"I don't think you want your wife to know, right?"
"You don't know, I'm talking about divorce with my wife! Little baby, I only like you, and you don't know!"
"Hmph, you men, all duplicitous! Do you think I don't know, you still have several juniors outside?"
As they spoke, the two of them walked to the door.
Lin Feng took a closer look, and the first to come was a woman wearing white lace short sleeves and a pink miniskirt, and her two white thighs were very sexy.
The woman wears heavy makeup, but she looks quite beautiful. It's just that the makeup is removed... I don't know if it's a human or a ghost......
The woman was wearing high heels, and she clicked into the door, and at first glance she saw Lin Feng standing in the living room.
Her eyes lit up, and she secretly admired in her heart:
This boy is good!
Very handsome, very sunny, very manly!
After the woman entered the house, a man followed outside.
The man was a little fat, a little shorter than the woman, and wore a vulgar floral shirt and black sunglasses. Half-open, revealing a thumb-thick gold necklace.
He carried a bulging golden waist bag around his waist. Up and down, from the inside to the outside, it exudes a strong nouveau riche temperament......
As soon as the man entered the house, he saw Lin Feng at a glance, his strong masculinity and young and heroic color made the man subconsciously have a strong sense of inferiority.
"!" he glanced at the woman beside him, and immediately became jealous.
I saw the woman beside him, her eyes couldn't stop looking at Lin Feng, her eyes were full of hunting and curiosity. It seems that the white bone spirit saw the Tang monk meat, and he couldn't wait to eat it beautifully......
The man was unhappy, and deliberately stood in front of the woman with a big grin, wrapped his arms around the woman's waist heavily, glanced around as if showing off, and began to pick and choose:
"This house... It's not good, it looks shabby!"
The landlord next to him obviously regarded this man as his big financier and was ready to slaughter him fiercely. I saw her say with a smile on her face:
"Ouch, Boss Zhu, you didn't say that!"