One hundred and fifty-four happy money
I'm sure I heard it right, the voice just now was definitely a smoker, it must have been because he heard the red-haired gangster's curse, so he came out to ask, but it also shows that this guy's vigilance, such a small matter, will do it himself.
Hiding in the toilet and waiting for five or six minutes, I held my breath, I didn't dare to breathe more, lying on the door of the toilet, nervously pricking up my ears to listen to the movement outside, I couldn't hear clearly through the door frame, I could only vaguely hear what the smoker was saying, "Pay attention lately... Be careful...".
After a few more minutes, I heard that there was no movement outside, so I took two long breaths, slowly opened the toilet door, covered half of my face and poked my head out.
I glanced twice at the smoker's room, and saw the two thugs drooping their heads, as if they were frustrated by a bear, and they didn't even look at me.
I just crept towards our house, and I already had a rough understanding of the general topography of the fifth floor, if I guessed correctly, at least half of the more than 20 rooms were occupied, and a room was calculated as six people, and it was conservatively estimated that there were at least one hundred and eighty gangsters on the entire floor.
"... More than a hundred. I muttered quietly and pushed open the door and walked in.
The short-haired girl was obviously a little displeased, and she had already sat on the edge of the bed upright, and sneered at me, "I haven't come back for more than ten minutes, I thought you ran a bill! You want to send me away for a hundred yuan, I tell you it's impossible!"
"Hehe, I ate a little too much seafood at noon, and I had a little diarrhea! I held my stomach with one hand and grinned awkwardly at my sister paper.
"Is that handsome guy still doing it?" the sister glanced at me resentfully.
"Forget it today, I'm afraid I'll lie on you later, and my ass is spitting out, and it's disgusting to think about it!" I deliberately said it in a particularly disgusting way, just to make my sister retreat, and the alarm clock was set for half an hour, and there were still five or six minutes to ring at the moment.
"Alas... If you don't say it earlier, it's really okay to waste so much of my time!" all said "is ruthless, and the drama is unjust", the ancients did not deceive me, and after seeing me shaking his head, my sister's face instantly changed three hundred and eighty degrees, and she stood up with her eyes and teeth.
"Old girl, I'm not a person who can't afford to play! Although I haven't done anything today, but how much money should I have, I must still pay how much, I have a problem, I must bite into the mouth of the meat I want to eat, and I will definitely look for you next time!" I boldly took off my hand and threw it to her, and winked at her twice.
"Brother... You're teasing me again! As soon as I finished speaking, she came to me with a bird, hugged my arm, and rubbed it around affectionately, and the appearance of a swishing girl instantly reminded me of Xie Zeyong.
The picture of loving love and affection lying on the same bed with Xie Zeyong suddenly appeared in my mind, I shivered viciously, hurriedly shook her off coldly, and said with my head held high, "Old girl, you went to Sichuan to learn to change your face, right?"
"Brother, you hate it! Remember my work number plate, number 38... Remember to call me next time!" the short-haired girl rubbed her breasts twice on my arm, and then led me towards the door.
As soon as the two of us walked out of the room, the door of the smoker suddenly opened, and a few people came out of it, although I didn't have time to see each other's appearances clearly, I reflexively hugged the short-haired beauty and kissed it.
The short-haired girl probably didn't expect me to be so strong all of a sudden, and she struggled slightly at first, but then she couldn't push me away, so she hugged me half-pushed, and the two of us hugged each other like glue and retreated into the room.
To say that this "professional" is professional enough, but it's just a kiss, and the short haired girl's smart little tongue can kiss me, and my heart is full of joy and some hands dancing.
After kissing for a minute or two, I hurriedly let go of my mouth, wheezing and smiling shyly at me, "I have given all the money, if I don't kiss it, it seems to be a bit of a loss!"
After glancing at me with her autumn-like eyes, she lowered her head and said softly, "If you still feel that you are at a loss, you can do something that does not suffer a loss, and I will not charge you money this time." ”
"Ouch... My stomach is starting to hurt again!No, no, I need to go to the bathroom, you go down first, and then you can return your hand to the place where I was lying!" I hurriedly covered my stomach and ran out of the room.
The moment the door was closed, it seemed that I heard my sister scolding me angrily.
"Grandma, do you think labor and management are not painful?" I ran to the bathroom with a familiar car, I washed my face with cold water, and muttered quietly.
Maybe it has something to do with the environment in which I grew up, but deep down I am actually a more conservative man, and in my concept, I always feel that the first time should be reserved for the future daughter-in-law, rather than wasting it in this kind of fireworks land.
After squatting in the toilet and calming down for a few minutes, I slowly walked downstairs, looking at the posture just now, it should be the smoker and someone who came out, could it be that the smoker does not live in the bathing center at night? I slowly walked back to the hall where I had rested before.
Wang Xing has come back one step ahead of me, this thing seems to have done something wrong, his face is full of red, he is stupidly holding a red envelope in a daze, I walked to his side, this guy still didn't find out, still holding the red envelope with a smile.
"Oh, I'll go, people come to the bathing center to spend, brother! you're so ruthless, you're here to make money..."
"Shhhh Your sister!"Wang Xing nervously snatched the wallet from my hand, dragged me by the arm and pulled me down on the massage chair next to me, and smiled at me in a low voice, "Do you also have a red envelope? Let me see. ”
"I don't have it, where did you get this red envelope? Could it be that I want to get married to the sister paper you made, and ask you to be a bridesmaid?" I joked.
"Happy money, I don't know why I gave it, anyway, after I finished that thing! She was like picking up ingots, saying that she wouldn't take my money this time, and she also sealed me a big red envelope!"
"Well, I think you're right!" I nodded solemnly, if I put down my nostril-picking hand, I think it might be more realistic, many years later, we will know what this so-called "happy money" is all about, Wang Xing has been ridiculed by us for a long time because of this incident.
A few minutes later, the short-haired girl from before sent me back with my hand, and said in a delicate voice: "My sister said that the handsome guy is still a chick, handsome guy!
"It's okay, no problem! Little Sanba!" I made an OK gesture, and only after she was far away did I laugh out loud, "Brother Xing, you are really fun, when you do that kind of thing, you have time to introduce yourself to others..."
"I didn't. Wang Xing shook his head in confusion, "No, how did her sister know?"
After laughing for a few minutes, I asked for a pot of Longjing tea, and I sat up cross-legged and told Wang Xing about what I had just gained.
"Let's get down to business, I just went to the fifth floor, and I found out which room the smoker is, the fifth floor is not simple, at least I live in the one hundred and eighty gangsters, and it is estimated that it is enough to attack it, let's think about other ways!" Thinking about the experience of nine deaths just now, I can't help but be a little afraid.
"You're paralyzed, you're really not afraid of death? The next time you do something like this, can you say something in advance? I'm really angry with you!" Wang Xing scolded me a few words angrily.
"I was wrong, I was really wrong! I'll write you an 800-word review later, okay? Do you have any good ideas now?" I clasped my hands into fists and gestured towards Wang Xing, worried and worried by a stranger who had no blood relationship with you, wouldn't it be a kind of happiness.
"There are people in the house, then find a way to let them out! I don't believe that if the field is smashed, those people can still hold their breath and play poker and fight the landlord from the house?" Wang Xing scratched his side face fiercely and said: "If you are in a hurry, I will buy a few catties of detonators and blow up this broken place!"