194, [The Strange Inheritance of "Painful Menstruation"]
"Alchemy", a relatively well-known forging technique, Lu Yibai has added a lot of relevant knowledge of the night watchman in the past year, and he has also seen information about this forging technique on the official website of the night watchman.
It seems that one of the master blacksmiths in the Night's Watch organization is now cultivating this forging technique.
But after Lu Yibai roughly finished reading the first volume of "Alchemy", he had a very strange feeling.
"Low-level!"
Yes, there is a sense of inferiority!
It's like a king looking at bronze.
Well, it's a bit too much to say that "Alchemy" is bronze, barely gold!
Compared with his own "Painful Menstruation", this "Alchemy" gave him a bizarre look that was nothing more than that......
"Could it be because it's only the first volume?" Lu Yibai thought in his heart.
After all, the first volume is mostly an introductory volume!
However, it seems that the first layer of "Dysmenorrhea" is also more advanced than its introductory volume!
Lu Yibai really didn't expect that one day in the future, he would comprehend the advanced point of "Painful Menstruation" by comparing it with other tantric methods!
He looked down at himself from the bottom up, feeling like a humanoid magic weapon forged from the "Painful Menstruation".
It seems to be perfect!hahahaha!
Let me plug in .jpg waist first.
The little Taoist priest looked up at Boss Lu, and only felt that the smile on Senior Lu's face was so proud!
"Let's rest first! When you're done writing all the "Alchemy", remember to show it to me. Lu Yibai gently patted the little Taoist priest's shoulder and said.
"Okay, Lu Senpai. ”
When the little Taoist priest entered the room, the smile on Lu Yibai's face became more and more rippling, and he slipped into Lin Xiaoqi's room very skillfully, then locked the door, and then applied a silence magic circle.
Although the silence circle doesn't seem to be of much use, but whatever, use it first!
What a wonderful day.
Envy not?
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In late June, the sun had just set, and it was still a bit noisy outside.
There is a big locust tree in front of the bar, and there are many cicadas on the tree, which can call for a whole summer.
Sitting in the living room, the cicadas can be heard very clearly.
Although many literary and artistic people will say that "when you hear the cicada, you have the whole summer", whether it is Boss Lu or Lin Xiaoqi, they don't like cicadas very much.
Xiao Qi is noisy, but Lu Yibai is knowledgeable and knows why cicadas are chirping.
This is a relatively unpopular knowledge point, in fact, only male cicadas are called, and the purpose is to mate//mate.
In this way, it feels like a greasy man who has been playing voice chatter and forcibly flirting with his sister.
"Are you there, beauty, are you there?"
"Are the beauties busy?
"Hello beauty, are you there, can you make a friend?"
"Is there a beauty? can you send me a selfie?"
What a noise!
Although the cicada is a pitiful creature, it can only chirp for a few days. But every day I shout to mate// mate, and shout so loudly, I really don't like it!
"Boss, I heard that the cicadas are delicious. Lin Xiaoqi asked.
"yes, I'll do it, do you want to try?"
"Uh...... Forget it!" Lin Xiaoqi hurriedly shook his head and said.
Although she is a foodie, she can't eat this kind of thing.
"Wait, I'll cut you a chilled watermelon!" Lu Yibai got up and said.
How can summer be called summer without chilled watermelon?
And you have to cut it in half and eat it with a spoon!
Lu Yibai cut three small watermelons, exactly one and a half, and counted the black fat and the little Taoist priest into it.
"Don't write silently, eat a watermelon. "The road is white.
"Oh, good road senior. The little Taoist priest twisted his sour palm.
He scooped up a spoonful of watermelon and put it in his mouth...... Ahh
He felt like he had fallen a bit.
Although it was really tiring to write silently every day, his fingers were weak and his brain hurt.
However, the food cooked by the predecessors of the road was too delicious, and there were endless ice drinks and chilled watermelons at home, such a happy summer, which he had never experienced in the small Taoist temple.
The days of seclusion in the mountains are actually really tiring.
Slowly, the efficiency of the little Taoist's silent writing declined. Although he still spends most of his time on dictation, his work efficiency is only about two-thirds of what it used to be.
He was thin-skinned, and he was embarrassed to continue eating and drinking in the bar after writing silently, not to mention that he had come down the mountain this time to practice, and he should have walked around more, instead of being locked in the house and writing, like a full-time code farmer.
After writing it, it's time to pat your ass and leave.
But life here is really comfortable......
"I'm not messing around, I'm just trying to write more carefully to avoid mistakes!" he thought as he scooped up a large spoonful of watermelon and put it in his mouth, and he was the fastest among everyone!
After realizing this, the little Taoist priest couldn't help blushing again, but the movements of his hands did not stop at all.
Delicious, delicious, delicious!
It's delicious!
ᶘᵒᴥᵒᶅ~~~
"Eat slowly, don't rush. Lu Yibai smiled, and after a while, he asked, "Has the book "Alchemy" been written silently?"
"Yes, the road seniors. The little Taoist priest said, handing over the complete set of "Alchemy" that he had written silently.
"Xiao Qi, take a look too. "The road is white.
"Good boss. ”
Lin Xiaoqi was wearing a pair of shorts at the moment, sitting cross-legged on the sofa, and the watermelon was placed on the coiled and well-proportioned calves, which was not too cold.
"How's it going?" Lu Yibai asked after a while.
"It seems to be inferior to "Menstrual Cramps". Lin Xiaoqi said.
Compared with "Dysmenorrhea", this famous "Alchemy" is really not very good.
It's strange, what kind of forging technique did our first ancestor get by chance!
And which tendon was twitched to embark on the road of no return to the humanoid magic weapon?
Lu Yibai sometimes couldn't help but wonder if the first ancestor had misunderstood this forging technique for cultivation, or did he actually know that it was a forging technique, and then suddenly opened his brain, purely playing with fire?
I don't know why, but I always feel that the latter is a little more likely......
The most important thing is that under the hard work (play) (life) of several generations of ancestors, he has really walked out of an unprecedented way, which is the most sassy!
"Xiao Qi!" Lu Yibai seemed to suddenly remember something, and said to Lin Xiaoqi: "What are the names of these ancestors who died very early?"
"I don't know, boss!" Lin Xiaoqi blinked his eyes and said, "I really don't know!"
Lu Yibai thought that he had forgotten their names, and he still felt a little self-blame in his heart, feeling that this was disrespectful. It turned out that in fact, their names were not handed down to their descendants at all, and everyone only remembered that they died very early......
The "Painful Menstrual Pain" has only been passed down for more than 200 years, and it cannot be compared with those ancient inheritances. There are very few records of the first few ancestors, and it always feels a little weird!
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