Chapter 53: Claiming to be an immortal but not working
As soon as Lingwan got up, he heard the dog calling.
For dogs, it seems to be a very difficult thing to do. But for Spiritual Wishes, it's all a piece of cake.
"Isn't it just fortune telling?
Dog: Your Highness Princess, how should I do it?
Wish: At this point, let me solve it. Which villager asked you for a fortune telling?
Dog: Lin Liangsheng.
Spiritual wish: Let him pay attention to his diet, don't be greedy, and don't overeat a certain food. In May of this year, a son will be born.
The dog wrote it on the ground according to the wishes.
However, Lin Liangsheng laughed: "The one in my family is probably still in her mother's belly, and I will be a father in a moment?"
Lin Liangsheng is over 30, and in the countryside, he is not married at this age, which can be regarded as a late marriage. No one wants to go on a blind date with him. He has always been single, and now the dog says he will have a son next year. He couldn't believe it.
Even the villagers standing in front of him were not good at beating him, and they didn't dare to speak, but they laughed at him in their hearts. I'm not married in my thirties, and I'm still a little nervous, how can I easily get a wife?
The dog wrote in accordance with the wishes: "Don't stay at home." You should go to Zuo'an to find your uncle to learn haircuts. Fate will come naturally.
Lin Liangsheng rolled up his sleeves and said with a smile: "Dog, I believe you once, if this thing is done, I will wrap a big red envelope for you." ”
Dog: Okay!
A group of people watched Lin Liangsheng leave, and the rest of the villagers asked, "Dog, can he really get a wife?"
Dog: Yes. And it doesn't cost a penny.
The villagers laughed: he is like a nervous person, he is thirty years old, and he doesn't need money, is he going to be a son-in-law?
Dog: Fate is not something that can be solved by age and money. He's not neurotic, he's humorous.
The villagers didn't believe it.
A man who has reached the age of thirty has long been disliked by girls in the village. He didn't spend a penny to marry a wife.
That's amazing.
The dog couldn't believe it, but he didn't deny it. Because the current Lingyuan is not the original owner, even Aunt Feng has to call her His Royal Highness, think about it, her ability must be greater than the original owner.
The villagers also wanted to see if what the dog said was right, so they had to say, "We'll wait and see." Lin Liangsheng really told you, in the future, we can all find you fortune telling, and help you introduce guests, so that you can stay at home and make money while lying down. ”
Dog: I've been lying down for fifteen years, and you're still letting me lie down?
Villager: "We're talking about making it easy for you to make money." ”
Dog: I'm busy first. There's still a lot to be done.
The dog departed, came to the ridge of the field, and brought the water from the ditch into the field.
After being busy for a while, Gong Min, Zhang Shuihua, and Chen Yongsheng came.
The three of them asked, "Brother Dog, is Wan'er back?"
The dog nodded, meaning back.
Gong Min was holding some ribs in his hand: "These are for Yuan'er to make soup and drink, you go back to stew, let's pull the weeds." ”
In the rice field, there are some grasses that look like wheat, which have just grown, and they are similar to rice seedlings, and they are very easy to absorb fertilizer.
The dog couldn't write well in the field, so he had to come up, and then carried the ribs in Gong Min's hand and prepared to go back.
Zhang Shuihua and Chen Yongsheng didn't carry anything in their hands, and they felt a little embarrassed.
Each took out 5 yuan, Zhang Shuihua said: "Brother Dog, I'll give you some change, you see what you like to eat, you can buy it." ”
"That's a little bit of that on my mind. Chen Yongsheng kept up with the rhythm.
The dogs weren't polite to them, and they were indebted to the spirits. Took the money from their hands and went back.
When he returned home, the dog used his spiritual power to say to Lingyuan: Your Royal Highness Princess, Gong Min brought some pork ribs and stewed soup for you. Zhang Shuihua and Chen Yongsheng each took 5 yuan.
Wish: How many ways are there to make pork ribs?
Dogs: stewed soup, sweet and sour pork ribs, steamed ......
Wish: If you don't bother, can you do it in three ways?
Dog: I will do what Her Royal Highness the Princess tells me to do.
Wish: Thank you for your hard work.
Dog: It's not hard, it's an honor to be a courtier to serve Her Royal Highness the Princess.
Lingyuan was still happy in his heart, and did not continue to answer.
She sat in front of the mirror, brushing her hair. After combing, I walked out of the room.
The sun came out this summer, and it obviously felt a little hot, and the temperature difference between outdoor and indoor was a bit large.
As far as the eye can see, there is a green patch everywhere. I accidentally saw Gong Min, Zhang Shuihua, and Chen Yongsheng.
They have changed a bit, and they are much more responsible and honest than before.
Lingwan hadn't spoken to them for many days, so he walked out of the courtyard and walked in their direction.
Just out of the trail and on the main road, Li Muzai's mother greeted him.
Lingyuan originally wanted to walk around, but in the same village, it was inevitable that they would bump into each other.
Li Muzai's mother asked, "Yuan'er, we are worried about death." ”
"Auntie, what are you worried about?"
"Of course I'm worried about you. ”
"What do I have to worry about, am I not back?"
Of course, Li Muzai's mother was not worried about Lingyuan's safety, but worried that she had disappeared Hu Blind's family and would go to prison.
Fortunately, the blind man Hu came back inexplicably, which is a blessing in misfortune.
"I'm glad I listened to you. Let's go to Zuo'an, or else this prison will sit through. ”
Li Muzai's mother took the initiative to show her tail, in addition to being very scolding, her speech was also not tactful.
Lingyuan said: "You went to Zuo'an, why didn't I listen to Team Zhong, you went to turn yourself in?"
Of course, Lingyuan knew that she had been stopped by Wuxu.
It's just that I'm idle now, I don't have any topics to talk about, and I'm just looking for a random topic.
Li Muzai's mother was very straightforward: "Don't mention it, I met a fairy who called himself Wuxu and was stopped by him......"
"Wuxu?" Lingyuan pretended not to know.
"Yes. Holding the Buddha vehicle, speaking fairy language. I don't understand it at all. ”
Lingyuan wants to laugh, Wuxu is a trickster, at most he can be called a magician, where is he a fairy.
Lingyuan couldn't help laughing: "Is it amazing?"
Li Muzai's mother saw that there was no one around, and she struck Wuxu: "It sounds very powerful." But as a result, it's not half of your ability. I was almost fooled by him, but fortunately we confiscated our money, otherwise we would have been angry to death. ”
"You didn't lose anything by confiscating the money. ”
"yes. I don't know if I'll be able to meet him next time. ”
Lingyuan asked, "Do you want to meet him again, do you want to make some gain, or what?"
"Where do I dare to take advantage of him, I just want to know how he floats in the trees. Gone in the smoke?"
Li Muzai's mother has not understood it so far.
First: Wuxu calls himself an immortal. But it didn't work.
Second: If it doesn't work, why is it floating on the tree again?
Lingyuan made an analogy: "Spiders also float on trees, are they also called immortals?"