Chapter 7: The Birthday Banquet
"Lin Yun, what are you doing here, don't change your clothes yet, we'll be late if you rub it any longer!"
Seeing Lin Yun squatting in the corridor, Zhang Mingyue walked over curiously.
"Wait a minute!"
Lin Yun reached out and pulled a stone bead out of the corner of the wall.
"Hey, isn't this the marbles that my third aunt's son lost a few days ago? What are you doing with it?"
"It's not the old lady's birthday today, I think I should give a gift!"
Lin Yun wiped the soil on the stone beads and said with a faint smile.
"That child's stuff as a gift? Lin Yun, you are really promising!"
Wang Qiuping glared at Lin Yun with an impatient expression: "It's time for the old lady, you don't embarrass me, don't talk if you can shut up, don't hear it!"
"Lin Yun, mom has such a temper, don't care!"
Zhang Mingyue shook her head: "But the old lady's birthday banquet is not a joke, I have already prepared a gift for you, you should hurry up and change your clothes!"
"Understood!" Lin Yun smiled faintly and didn't explain anything.
......
In Zhang's villa, a group of relatives gathered together, and a young man in a pink suit chatted and laughed surrounded by the crowd.
"Xiaotian, I heard that the old lady intends to make you the vice president?
"Hahahaha, second cousin, rest assured, we are all a family, I don't take care of who you take care of!"
Zhang Xiaotian leaned his neck and was full of spirit.
"With my brother's ability, not to mention the vice president, the president should also be a matter of course, I think Zhang Mingyue's girl should have given way a long time ago!"
"That is, how can our Zhang family let a woman be in charge ......"
A group of relatives slapped their asses on the back.
"Shhhh......h
"Mr. Zhang, I haven't seen you for a few days and you're beautiful again!"
"Haha, cousin Mingyue, the Lun family wants to kill you!"
"Damn it, these things that see the wind and rudder!"
Seeing the chameleon-like crowd, Zhang Xiaotian's face instantly turned cold.
"Zhang Mingyue, as the eldest daughter, your grandmother's birthday banquet came so late, isn't it that the president has been in office for a long time, and he doesn't even pay attention to his grandmother?"
"Zhang Xiaotian, don't buckle your hat indiscriminately, our house is far away, and we are late when we encounter a traffic jam, and the banquet has not started!"
Zhang Mingyue raised her eyebrows slightly.
"Cut, excuse, I can't afford to be early knowing that there will be traffic jams on weekends, if you really have the heart, you shouldn't have slept last night!"
"You ......" Zhang Mingyue was just about to speak, when an indifferent voice sounded.
"My wife comes sooner or later, what does it have to do with you!"
"Yo, who did I think it was? Isn't this the famous waste son-in-law Lin Yun?"
Zhang Xiaotian squinted his eyes and raised his hand to pour the red wine in his hand at Lin Yun's feet.
"I'm sorry, the wine is spilled, this is a handmade carpet, it's not good to break it!"
"Lin Yun, what are you still doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and mop the ground clean!"
Zhang Xiaoyu held his brother's breast and sneered arrogantly.
"Zhang Xiaotian, what do you brothers and sisters mean?"
Zhang Mingyue's face was a little heavy.
"Hehe, what do you mean? Isn't this what this shit is best at?"
"That's it, our Zhang family doesn't raise idlers, even if it's a piece of toilet paper, it has to play a role, hahahaha!"
The two brothers and sisters sang and harmonized, causing the audience to burst into laughter.
"He's Lin Yun, he can't achieve anything at his age, I really don't know how Zhang Mingyue could fall in love with this kind of person!"
"Hehe, I'm blind!"
"I heard that this kid only mops the toilet and cooks at home every day, what a flower is inserted in cow dung!"
"Hmph, I said you shouldn't come out with waste!"
Wang Qiuping's gaze at Lin Yun was even more disgusted.
"Say less!"
Zhang Qingyang lowered his head and his face darkened.
Listening to the piercing laughter, Lin Yun raised his eyebrows slightly.
"Mopping the floor, huh?"
He glanced at Zhang Xiaotian's tense, turned around and grabbed a mop.
"No, this kid is really dragging his feet!"
"Cut, waste is waste!"
Seeing Lin Yun's movements, everyone's faces became even more disdainful.
Lin Yun grabbed the mop and poked it lightly on the carpet, and the two carpets separated instantly, while Zhang Xiaotian was standing in the middle of the two carpets.
"Ah...... My crotch ......" he screamed, and sat on the ground with his legs split, and the tight pink trousers instantly collapsed.
Zhang Xiaotian covered his thighs, and his whole body twitched in pain.
"I'm sorry, I'm using too much strength!"
Lin Yun smiled faintly.
"Bastard, you must have done it on purpose!"
Zhang Xiaotian's face was pale.
"Brother, your ...... Your pants!"
Zhang Xiaoyue stretched out her finger and turned her head with a crimson face.
"I'll go, it's lace...... Panty?"
"I didn't expect Zhang Xiaotian to look like a dog and have this kind of habit!"
"It's so perverted, it's so exciting!"
Suddenly thinking of something, Zhang Xiaotian was excited, and quickly covered his ass, feeling the strange gaze of everyone, he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
"Damn, damn it, you ......"
"The old lady arrives at ......"
At this moment, a graceful and luxurious old woman with a dragon head cane walked slowly, it was Cui Mingzhu, the Lafayette of the Zhang family.
"Bastard, you wait for me!"
Zhang Xiaotian glared at Lin Yun fiercely, quickly tightened his legs, and stood up with his ass twisted.
"Haha......" Looking at his funny appearance, Zhang Mingyue couldn't help laughing.
"Lin Yun, did you mean it!"
"How come, they're all relatives!"
"Believe you, big-headed ghost!"
Zhang Mingyue pursed her lips and smiled sweetly.
Cui Mingzhu's eyes swept over everyone indifferently and waved his hand casually.
"Let's all take a seat!"
"I wish my grandmother 80th birthday, as blessed as the East China Sea, and longevity than Nanshan!"
"Congratulations on grandma's birthday!"
A group of relatives shouted in unison.
"Grandma, my family Jianguo brought you a deep-sea pearl from the lost country, I hope you can be like this pearl, one shines on our Zhang family, and guides you in the direction!"
The second cousin squinted and smiled, and the man with glasses next to him hurriedly held a delicately packaged gift box.
"Deep sea pearls, so beautiful!"
"This thing needs at least 100,000!"
"I have a heart!"
Cui Mingzhu nodded with satisfaction: "I heard that Jianguo is now working as a manager at Nebula International?"
"Ahem, I'm already the deputy director!"
Jianguo coughed dryly, and raised his neck a little smugly.
"Okay, you can become the deputy director of Nebulas International at a young age, and you have a bright future, you juniors, you have to learn more from Jianguo!"
Cui Mingzhu glanced at Lin Yun pointedly.
"Nebulas International is a multinational group, and my second cousin is married to a good husband!"
"It's also the son-in-law of the Zhang family, why is the gap so big?"
A group of people looked at Lin Yun with even more disdain.
Feeling the sarcastic gaze, Wang Qiuping's family's face was even more ugly.
"Grandma, I have prepared the dragon and phoenix golden ring of the old phoenix for you, I wish you a long life!"
Zhang Mingyue bowed.
"Well, let's put it on!"
Cui Mingzhu glanced at it lightly, and her tone was obviously a little indifferent.
"Hehe, dragon and phoenix golden ring? Zhang Mingyue, grandma's eighty birthday, are you going to use this kind of thing to perfunctory grandma?"
Zhang Xiaotian snorted coldly disdainfully.
"The dragon and phoenix gold ring is also tens of thousands, how can it be perfunctory, besides, the heart of the gift!"
Wang Qiuping howled in displeasure.
"Cut, this thing can also be called a gift, let me show you what the real mind is!"
Zhang Xiaotian sneered and raised his hand to take out a brocade box.
"Wow...... What a beautiful Jade Guanyin!"
"This quality, at least three or four hundred thousand!"
"Hehe, the high-grade chicken blood jade Guanyin, Master Chu personally appraised it, and it was estimated at 800,000!"
Zhang Xiaotian raised his neck arrogantly.
"Hey, 800,000, worthy of the young master of heaven!"
"That's it, that's the gift, that's the heart!"
A group of people praised it.
"Xiaotian, your gift is too expensive, just get your heart, don't give such a valuable gift in the future!"
Cui Mingzhu grabbed the jade Guanyin and couldn't put it down.
"What's the cost or not, grandma just likes it!"
Zhang Xiaotian glanced at Zhang Mingyue defiantly: "As a junior, if you don't even want to pay attention to grandma's birthday gift, it won't be too much to say!"
"Huh?"
Lin Yun glanced at the Jade Guanyin, his face was slightly weird.
"Fake Chicken Blood Jade Guanyin ......"