Chapter 40: Don't Drink, Children

Since the last time he was beaten by his cousin, Xiao Ming has been haunted, feeling that he should teach his cousin a good lesson, but he understands that he can't beat his cousin.

He thought about it and felt that he should learn kung fu well, otherwise he wouldn't be able to beat his cousin.

So he went to inquire about who was better able to fight in the village, and inquired and inquired, but he didn't expect to find out about Wang Fatzi's head.

The reason is because one day when Zhang Ye was working in the field, he suddenly saw Wang Fatzi not far away pushing away his cattle, and then picked up a hoe and plowed two acres of land alone.

The uncle said that he had never seen such a fierce person in his life, so Xiao Ming felt that Wang Fatzi could teach him kung fu.

Xiao Ming ran to Wang Fatzi's house like this, but happened to meet Chu Tianze, who was also at Wang Fatzi's house, and Yan Shuangying.

Xiao Ming squeaked and talked to Wang Fatzi.

"Brother Wang, can you come out for a while, I'll talk to you about something. Xiao Ming was a little shy and stood there and said inside.

Wang Fatzi turned his head a little puzzled, looked at Xiao Ming at the door and replied, ", stinky boy, if you have something to say, just say it." ”

Xiao Ming was very embarrassed there, not knowing whether to come in or not, and watched a few people inside watch a movie there. After the fat man called him in, he hesitated to come in.

After coming in, he still wanted Wang Fatzi to teach him kung fu, so Wang Fatzi asked him, who said he knew kung fu?

"I heard Uncle Zhang in the village say that you know how to do kung fu. Last time you just grabbed a job with a cow. Xiao Ming said to Wang Fatzi as if he had seen it with his own eyes.

Wang Fat Man was a little embarrassed, scratched the thickness of his face with his hand, and turned his head to look at Chu Tianze. Then he turned his head to look at Xiao Ming and said, "That's when I suddenly have no place to do some work for the farmers one day." Have you seen me fight?"

Xiao Ming thought about it and shook his head: "No." ”

The fat man replied to him: "Yes, you haven't seen me fight with others, and I am only a little stronger at most." ”

Xiao Ming felt a little disappointed, but he didn't want to go back like this. I asked Wang Fatzi if he knew kung fu

After thinking about it, Wang Fatzi turned his head and asked Yan Shuangying: "Dude, do you know how to do kung fu?"

Yan Shuangying shook his head: "I don't know what kind of peerless martial arts you are talking about. ”

Wang Fatzi turned his head again and asked Chu Tianze: "Old Chu, do you know how to do kung fu, show me with both hands?"

Chu Tianze shook his head.

Wang Fatzi turned his head like a very smart person, and said to Xiao Ming next to him: "You see that a few of us don't know kung fu, so there are not so many people who can do kung fu in this world, don't listen to others say that we can do kung fu." ”

Xiao Ming stared at Fat Wang's eyes for a while, looking at Fat Wang's very firm eyes, Xiao Ming had no choice but to believe it. Sit down and watch a movie with them, and it happens to be a kung fu movie.

In that movie, Huang Feihong iron fighting centipede happened to be played, which just magnified the part where Huang Feihong fought and eliminated the tiger, Huang Feihong fought a little hard with the other party, and then picked up a jar of wine and drank there. Drinking and drinking, his face was red, and he was drunk there, and he looked even more powerful than when he kicked Foshan Shadowless Foot, and the smiling tiger was knocked over at once.

Xiao Ming looked at these adults with calm faces, and felt that Huang Feihong inside was really powerful. After all, it was a bit difficult to fight at first, but I didn't expect to beat the other party down after drinking a set of drunken punches. It seems that drinking alcohol can enhance one's skills.

After thinking of this, Xiao Ming felt that he had mastered the secret of how to practice martial arts, so he secretly ran out, and Wang Fatzi didn't care about him and asked the other party to be safe on the road and turned his head to continue watching the movie.

After returning home, Xiao Ming found his private money. Then after discussing it with a few classmates, he said that drinking alcohol can enhance his skills, and he also watched the film Huang Feihong's Iron Fighting Centipede together. After reading it, the students all felt that it made sense, so they scraped together a dozen yuan and bought a bottle of soju to drink and try it.

But after everyone opened the bottle of wine, it smelled very pungent, like a sour smell, which directly irritated the nose.

To be honest, most people who drink alcohol in general don't believe that this wine is really good, and children also think that although it may become stronger, who knows what will happen when this kind of thing is drunk in the throat.

But this idea was proposed by Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming felt that he should take action under everyone's attention, so Xiao Ming took the bottle of wine. After smelling the smell inside, after squinting his eyes, he still reluctantly frowned and took a sip.

After taking a sip of wine, I felt a sensation of irritation in my throat, and the children were all there watching and waiting for Xiao Ming. After Xiao Ming took a sip of wine, he felt a little dizzy, as if there was something very heavy, but after a while, he felt much more comfortable.

After everyone asked Xiao Ming how he felt, Xiao Ming shook his head and said it was okay, and then took a few sips. I feel a little dizzy, and it looks like I should be doing martial arts.

"Xiao Ming, can you play a set of drunken boxing now?" Xiao Zhang looked at the drunk Xiao Ming with an expectant look on the side, Xiao Ming half-opened his eyes and swayed, shook his hand to indicate that there was no problem, and began to perform.

After staggering and controlling the balance bar, he casually walked there while fighting. It looks like a drunk walking, but the children have never seen a drunk man, let alone a drunk boxing. So I felt that Xiao Ming had really learned to get drunk, and they clapped their hands and applauded.

He looked at his hands, shook his head, and laughed there. felt that the kung fu he thought was going to seek revenge on his cousin, and then he staggered to his cousin's side.

After going to my cousin's house, my cousin happened to be sitting there chatting with adults, and when I saw Xiao Ming walking in, it was a little weird, so my cousin walked over to see how it was.

As a result, Xiao Ming seized an opportunity and ran up directly and punched his cousin in the stomach, and the cousin was directly beaten and screamed, holding his stomach and taking a few steps back. When the adults saw that something was wrong, they came over and wanted to see something.

As a result, Xiao Ming shouted again and punched the adult again.

That day, I heard that Xiao Ming was beaten up because he caused trouble.