Chapter 105: Bastard!
I looked at the two messages sent in a row, and I didn't believe that Liang Qiuyan didn't have a trace of emotion.
Sure enough, just when I was thinking so, Liang Qiuyan immediately replied to me with a message.
"You actually call me sister, are you older than me?"
When I saw this inquiry message from Liang Xueyan, I couldn't help but smile, and I also remembered an evil thought in my heart.
Then I had to reply to him with a message.
"Why can't I call you a girl? I'm bigger than you, if you don't believe me, you can verify it. ”
Oh?
"You say you're older than me, so I believe you, who knows if you're big or small?"
I didn't expect Liang Qiuyan to enter the state so quickly and turn on the driving mode.
Then, without thinking, he quickly replied to her.
As the old saying goes, practice is the only way to test the truth. It's just that I'm big or small, and if we have time, we'll check it out, and you'll know. ”
With my news sent over, Liang Qiuyan also immediately returned the message.
Dislike!
Bah!
Scumbag!
"How do you know that someone doesn't have a boyfriend, and even if they don't have a boyfriend, you're not qualified. However, this palace can consider expanding my harem, so I don't mind if you rush to a male pet in my harem. ”
As soon as I saw the news sent by Liang Qiuyan, I immediately burst out laughing.
At the same time, he also opened a mode of mutual ridicule with her.
"Okay, okay. Since you have spoken, then I won't say anything, sister, I don't want to work hard, come and support me. ”
Bah!
"Flim Flam. Do you usually coax girls like this?"
When I saw the word sent by Liang Qiuyan, especially the dazzling word 'girl', I couldn't help but feel embarrassed.
But if you think about it, Liang Qiuyan is really no different from a girl except that she is relatively big.
Of course, I thought about it for a while, and I didn't reply to her question directly, but directly turned on the flammy mode again.
"I want to ask you for advice for the rest of my life!"
Bah!
"You're a flamboyant, and you still use me to advise. ”
"Girl, I don't think I have anything to talk about other than to fall in love with you. ”
I looked at the reply to the past message, and my face was not hot, but Liang Qiuyan immediately sent a message.
"Stinky and shameless, who wants to fall in love with you?"
"It's okay if you don't fall in love, but how about you get married to me? Actually, I like you a lot. ”
Aha, why are you so annoying to get married, are you talking to girls like this?
And we don't seem to have even met each other, so will it develop too fast? And you tell me, do you have a girlfriend now, who knows if you are now...
By the way, you can't be married, what kind of innocent handsome guy is the old uncle? I can warn you, I'm not a little girl like 3478, so easy to be deceived!
I looked at the series of warnings sent by Liang Qiuyan, and I immediately laughed.
I thought about it for a moment, and then I sent her a message.
"Youmu someone told you that you look like my next girlfriend. ”
Bastard nasty, stinky and shameless!
"Who is like your next girlfriend, I see, you mean that you are still single?"
When I saw this, I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, but since this lie has been sold, it is inevitable to continue to lie.
"yes, it's not just single, it's just a single dog, but I also want to..."
"What do you think?"
Look at the inquiry sent by the chat log.
I said 'yes'!
That's what you're waiting for.
Then I sent her the obedient words that I had already thought of in my mind just now.
"The first half of your life wanders around, and the second half of your life makes soup for you. ”
However, after I sent this message for a long time, Liang Qiuyan did not reply, just when I was a little overwhelmed and wondered.
Finally waited for her news.
"Say, do you often coax girls like that?"
After reading the news sent by Liang Qiuyan, of course I won't be stupid and just nod and agree, after all, we are not the kind of straight men.
"It is you who writes all the mountains and puts the pen down, you who look at the beauty of the stars, you who look at the yellowed title page of the book, you who return to the mountains and rivers, and you who are the glacier of the iron horse. ”
Along with my sentence, full of affectionate words, after sending it over. I immediately followed suit.
"Actually, seriously, I lied to you. Because I want to deceive you with full love words for the rest of my life. ”
Bastard!
"But seriously, listening to your flamboyant confession, I seem to feel quite happy in my heart. ”
As soon as I saw the words sent by Liang Qiuyan, a smile suddenly appeared on my face.
Sure enough, women are made of water, especially love to listen to these, but there is still no nutrition.
It seems that he hurriedly sent out a series of love words again.
"My hand has been cut, you can also make a cut, so that we are two.
Now that you've messed up my heart, when are you going to mess with my bed?
Be with me for the rest of your life, if it doesn't work, I'll wait, if it doesn't work, I'll think of something else.
In the face of you, I am not only empathetic, I am also empathetic. ”
When I sent out this series of affectionate love words, I also glanced at the time, and before I could think about it, it was already past 2 o'clock in the morning.
I didn't even think that because the simple chat with Liang Qiuyan didn't take much effort, so much time would pass.
When I thought it was too late, Liang Qiuyan also sent me a message.
I'm nasty!
What a scumbag!
"Tell you, you can't just disappear for a few days in the future, do you know that people actually miss you in their hearts, and they miss you. ”
Seriously, for Liang Qiuyan's words, I can't figure out at all, is she telling the truth or a lie?
But it was her words for no reason, but I couldn't help but be moved.
Then he subconsciously sent her such a message.
"I heard that marriage is very cheap, only nine yuan, shall I invite you?"
There is no doubt that after I sent this message, I was immediately angry by Liang Qiuyan.
Bah!
"Stinky shameless, we haven't even met in person, you actually want to trick me into getting married?
Scumbag!
Hmph, it's just a matter of deceiving people to get married, but you still want to be understanding?
Stinky rascals!
Okay, it's so late, let's get some rest early.
Even if I forgive you this time, remember to reply to the message in time next time. ”
I saw that Liang Qiuyan had said everything here.
And I sent this series of violent confessions to her tonight, thinking that since this is already the case, it is better to continue a little more.
"I sincerely like you, I want to take you to see the first snow in the Forbidden City every year, the coastline of Alaska, and I want to have a river and autumn with the two of you. ”
However, what I never expected was that after I sent this message, Liang Qiuyan replied to me with such a message.
"Okay, remember, that's what you said, don't go back. ”
As soon as I saw this, a helpless smile suddenly appeared on my face.
Nima!
You can't take it seriously, can you?
Alas, forget it!
Anyway, she doesn't know who I am, so let's go as far as she likes.
Besides, even if the buddy wants to keep his promise, it doesn't need money, right?
After I subconsciously read this sentence, I then glanced at the time, and I couldn't help but think of the things I still need to go to work tomorrow, and suddenly there was a depressed look on my face.
Oops, it's over, I haven't slept all night, and tomorrow is the first time to work, no, tomorrow is the first time, and the new official takes office!
I'll go!
Liang Qiuyan won't trouble me again tomorrow, right?
As soon as I thought of this, I couldn't help but have a headache, after all, Liang Qiuyan didn't trouble me a lot in the past.
And now that I think about it, even though I have become the acting team leader, my methods are not very open.
It is precisely for this reason that I am afraid that Liang Qiuyan will beat me from time to time.
But despite this, I shook my head and laughed.
Okay, let's get it!
I still don't believe you, no matter how you clean it up, now we are also a general under you!
In the past, you didn't give me face, but now I am also the petty official in charge of the first productive forces under you.
You can't be so blatant against me, can you?
Besides, there must be a road before this car reaches the mountain, even if you want to clean up me, I will clean me up.
It's a big deal, Lao Tzu will scold you on this WeChat in the future!
Besides, don't I also hold her Liang Qiuyan's handle?
I still don't believe it, can she make up her mind to clean me up?
Just in my heart, when I was thinking like this, I also lay on the side of Song Xue's bed and closed my eyes, and fell asleep in a daze.
And the next morning, before I woke up, I was woken up by Sun Hao's call.
When I opened my eyes in confusion, I saw Sun Hao carrying two breakfasts in his hand at this time.
"Brother Fei, I originally wanted you to sleep for a while, but I see that the time is almost up, and I have to hurry up to work, why don't I bring you and Song Xue two breakfasts, do you see Song Xue is okay? Hurry up and have some breakfast, let's go to work together in a while!"