"This is the beginning of the feature film??"

When looking at the four big words 'there are no thieves in the world', Yu Linsheng was also slightly surprised.

When Wang Li said that she wanted to worship the Buddha, it was accompanied by a soundtrack, which also made people feel shocked.

"Holy, this, where is this??"

"It looks so grand!"

"That's right, but Wang Li looks so pious!"

……

At first, many people were shocked by the scene of Labrang Monastery, but then they were a little happy.

In particular, Wang Li's pious worship of the Buddha and Wang Bo's stolen mobile phone formed a strong contrast.

At this time, the theater resounded with one exclamation after another.

Wang Bo gently shook out a blade in his hand, with a smile on his face, and under the sound of passionate music, the wallets of all the people close to him fell into Wang Bo's hands.

This is the thief's skill.

"Holy shit, this fucking dick. ”

"I've heard a lot of people say that a thief stole his wallet with a touch of you, and I didn't believe it at the time. ”

"Interesting, it looks pretty good. ”

……

Yu Linsheng, many people in the theater were instantly impressed when they saw Wang Bo's coolness.

Of course, the most important scene is Qin Qian's appearance.

Amazing!

Many people were also slightly surprised when they watched the scene of Qin Qian bowing down and stealing her mobile phone.

Another female thief.

What's more, Xiao Ye, the female snitch played by Qin Qian, was tricked by Wang Bo, and her mobile phone was stolen.

Because of Silly Gen's glimpse and Zhang Yuqiang's lack of fame, no one found him at all.

Even if you pay attention to it, you feel that it is just a passerby.

"The camera is perfect, but the many montages stacked together are a stroke of genius. ”

Yu Linsheng continued to write.

But he was also a little confused.

Because so far, the film seems to be about thieves and thieves.

Is it really just that Wang Li wants to quit the rivers and lakes, and then Wang Bo agrees?

If that's really the case, then the movie can only be classified as vulgar.

The plot continues.

Wang Bo gave Wang Li a pack of mobile phones, and said while driving: "How is it?

"You can also get your hands on this kind of place, and you are not afraid of retribution?"

"It's better to worship the Buddha than to worship me, I am the Buddha!"

"Don't talk nonsense. ”

"Do you really think you are a good man and a woman? You are a she-wolf, I am a male wolf, and this case cannot be overturned. ”

"Don't say it. ”

……

The two started their first quarrel, but Wang Li and Wang Bo almost crashed when they tore each other apart in the car.

After parking, the two continued to quarrel and prepared to break up.

Wang Li got out of the car and left in a bad mood, while Wang Bo drove away alone.

Next, Silly Gen appeared.

"Uncle, how old am I this year. ”

"What are you asking for?"

"I just want to know. ”

"You came here when you were 16 years old, and you've been working here for five years, so you should be twenty-one, what are you doing here?"

"Nothing!"

……

Silly Gen rode his bicycle and chatted with his uncle.

Although it is a native dialect, the audience in front of the movie can still understand it.

As soon as the camera turned, Wang Li looked extremely painful and uncomfortable in the desert, and she couldn't stop anyone.

In the end, Wang Li saw Silly Gen and his party, but found that they didn't pay attention to her, and the Wang Li looked quite helpless.

At this time, Silly Gen returned again, and then rode away with Wang Li.

The two are acquainted.

Looking at the slightly innocent appearance of the silly root, many people in the theater were happy.

"Haha, this guy is a bit like the second fool next door. ”

"Nima, she doesn't seem to be familiar with the world, she is embarrassed to ask Wang Li for money, and she also gave Wang Li a gadget to subdue demons. ”

"It's kind of interesting. ”

'Huaxing Cinema', which is not far from Xinghuo Film and Television, only had one show scheduled this morning, but it was in a bursting state.

Lin Chen sat in the back row and listened to the discussion of many people in the front row, and nodded slightly.

Looks like it's working pretty well.

And the real excitement of "No Thieves in the World" is on the train, so Lin Chen feels that the current reaction of this movie to the audience is not beyond his expectations.

Of course, this is not enough.

It's up to the plot later.

In the movie, the accountant took 60,000 yuan to Silly Gen, but the accountant and Silly Gen's uncle and others persuaded Silly Gen to mail the money back, because there were thieves on the road.

But stupid roots don't believe it.

How can there be so many thieves on the road?

Besides, it will cost 600 yuan to send it back.

So Silly Gen chose to take it back himself.

As soon as the camera turned, in the waiting room of the railway station, Uncle Li's small team appeared.

The audience also knows that the female snitch is originally called Xiaoye.

"I'll go, this trick is amazing!"

watched that Uncle Li give away the watch with a slight shake, which obviously surprised the audience.

It's a fucking litter of thieves.

One is to train the team through actual combat, and the other is to inspect newcomers.

Fuck, listening to this, the audience is also drunk.

Nima, if we hadn't known you were a thief, we would have believed the fuck.

Railway station.

Wang Li and Wang Bo are also there.

On the other side, the fellows came to see Silly Gen on the train.

"Hey, which of you is a thief, stand up and show my fellow countryman. ”

Silly Gen's words made the atmosphere at the scene very embarrassing.

In the theater, many people also sprayed.

"Nima, this stupid root is really a stupid shortage. ”

"No, I can only say that I am too honest, Nima, I am dumbfounded when I look at the other thieves. ”

"That's right, that's it, naïve boy. ”

"Damn, I thought so back then, until I was stolen. ”

……

Many people have mixed reactions when they look at Silly Gen's honest and innocent appearance.

There are those who feel stupid and stupid.

I also feel that I was forced to do this when I was young.

Bai Yuhan also laughed: "It's actually from the same province as my daughter-in-law, if it weren't for listening to my daughter-in-law speak the hometown dialect, I really wouldn't understand." ”

"Is your daughter-in-law so silly in any province?"

"Shut up. ”

Bai Yuhan was a little speechless and said to Yang Lie: "You are going to fire a map cannon, be careful of being sprayed." ”

Yang Lie said in a low voice: "I don't dare to map the cannon, but this stupid root is interesting." ”

"I think this king of thieves is a bit interesting. ”

Bai Yuhan looked at the TV and said, "I don't know, I think it's a fucking leader." ”

The plot on the train can be described as a battle of wits and courage.

Uncle Li pretended to be an old man and limped to be a stupid root, but was taken aside by Wang Bo.

"Don't pretend, we're all the same, we're all wolves. ”

"It's pretty similar, how do you learn it?"

"Feet drag a little more. ”

……

This scene is also sprayed by everyone.

That's right, everyone is sure of this.

It's really a comedy, even these thieves look so funny.

The train starts.

Wang Li and Wang Bo educate the foolish roots, people's hearts are separated from their stomachs, they must not have the heart of harming others, and they must have the heart of preventing people.

The conversation between the three of them is also quite interesting.

"The eldest sister is a good person, the eldest sister is not a thief, if the eldest sister is a thief, I will pick out my eyes. ”

Silly Gen said unconvinced.

Then naturally he was ridiculed by Wang Bo again.

"My family lives in the mountains, in my village, someone saw cow dung on the road, did not bring a dung basket, so he picked up a piece of stone, drew a circle around the cow dung, and wanted to pick it up in a few days, the cow dung is still there. ”

Silly Gen looked at Wang Li and said: "When others see that circle, they know that the cow dung has an owner, I am on the plateau, and I am alone watching the construction site during the New Year's holidays, no one talks to me, I talk to the wolf, I am not afraid of the wolf, and the wolf has not hurt me." ”

"I walked out of the plateau, so many people were together, talking to me, I didn't believe it, the wolves didn't hurt me, people will harm me?"

"How can this wolf be worse than a man?"

……

Listening to Silly Gen's innocent words, Wang Li in the movie was a little stunned.

As for Wang Bo, he was already asleep.

But this translation made Bai Yuhan shake his head slightly.

He used to think so, too.

How can people's hearts be so poisonous?

But then he learned that people's hearts are so poisonous.

I remember a cartoon in which my father said before getting married: "Some people are truly happy for the happiness of others and sad for the sadness of others!"

At that time, Bai Yuhan felt that this was not a conventional attitude?

But then he understood.

Some people, they only feel joy when you fail, and they only feel anger when you succeed.

Bai Yuhan felt this more deeply after writing the online article.

In the past, several of them would chat with each other when they wrote entertainment articles, and at the same time said that they would work hard to compete for the list, you are a scum with 4000 today, and I want to crush your scum with 10,000 yards.

But suddenly I found that someone would be staring at you, and as long as you got good grades, they would report it.

How poisonous can the human heart be?

The front foot shouted 'Filthy white, give me a chapter push'.

The back foot can quietly change the vest and scold: "Stupid dirty white, what J8 stuff is written, and the water is updated and scolded, Lao Tzu is angry with you for watching piracy, by the way, add a report." ”

So, do you say that this man's heart is more poisonous than a wolf?

Shaking his head slightly, Bai Yuhan continued to look at it.

In a private room on the train.

The second child said a little unconvinced: "Uncle Li, that migrant worker is too ostentatious, I think it is better to cut him earlier, so that the brothers will smell the meat and feel chaotic." ”

At this time, Xiao Ye was helping Uncle Li remove his makeup.

"It's your heart that is messed up, it smells like meat, and when you eat it in your mouth, it's poison, pass on my words, six words. ”

Uncle Li said lightly at this time: "This car is not hunting!"

"Now it's a sheep without a heart, and there are two wolves with thieves' eyes lying around him, Uncle Li, if we don't cut it, it will be cheap. ”

The second child still wants to cut it.

In the theater, everyone thinks that they have learned black words.

I don't know, I think it's seppuku.

The second child was worried about 60,000 yuan, but he was ridiculed by Xiao Ye.

The two of them began to play tricks again.

The soundtrack sounded, and the audience who came and went to watch the two of them was also amazed.

At this time, "No Thieves in the World" had just been played for 30 minutes.

What do you say?

Lin Chen sat in the movie theater and saw that the reaction of everyone in the entire theater was completely relieved.

This movie.

Steady.