Chapter 728: Long Time No See
"Hahaha, it's you, long time no see. Zhang Yiman stood up from the ground and slapped the dust off his hands with a smile, "I thought it was a reporter!"
"It's over if it's a reporter!" Lin Yu helped Zhang Yiman pat the dust off his pants and complained: "The picture of you just hiding the pole will be said to have a low IQ, being tied up by a dog will be said to be improper dog training, and finally quarreling with a dog and patting a dog's head will be said to be suspected of animal cruelty." ”
"It's terrible!" Zhang Yiman was speechless.
"Journalists are such terrible creatures. ”
Zhang Yiman blinked and looked at the camera that was working on the side, and asked Lin Yu, "Then will you delete it?"
"No, it won't. ”
"What's the difference between this and being photographed by a reporter?"
"We just shoot it and it just turns out to be a funny GIF. ”
Zhang Yiman was immediately relieved.
Zhang Zishang listened to it and wanted to grab Zhang Yiman's neck to make her sober up. Funny GIFs and memes are just another form of black history!
After Lin Yu slapped Zhang Yiman's hands up and down, he explained the reason for the trip, "I made several phone calls but didn't get through, and I was almost kicked out just now." ”
Zhang Yiman smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I finally turned on the sun today, so I went to exercise, and I didn't bring my mobile phone at home." ”
Lin Yu looked at Zhang Yiman's smile and was in a trance for a while. Even if you forget your keys and ID card, you shouldn't forget your phone. She remembers that Zhang Yiman used to be a little Internet surfer, and her mobile phone basically kept with her. Now you can forget your mobile phone at home casually, which shows that the more than two months after retiring from traveling with Han Jue have changed a lot.
Lin Yu had a strong curiosity in his heart, and he wanted to find out what Zhang Yiman's heart was about now. However, all conditions do not allow it, and the current Zhang Yiman's short-term appearance is the result of his old love. I had to be able to shoot for a while. Lin Yu asked Zhang Yiman if he could shoot, so he would make a cameo.
"Okay!" Zhang Yiman readily agreed. Although she is now plain and facing the sky, sweaty in sportswear, and the color is not bright, she presents herself generously, and her natural and unpretentious beautiful youth suddenly comes to her face.
Everyone in the program team cheered. Most of them were filming Zhang Yiman for the first time.
The staff in the circle communicate with each other, and it is very clear which artists are one set before and one after another. Zhang Yiman, a star with really zero negative reviews, is basically as rare as a panda. There is no difference between the front and back of the camera, and most of the staff who have worked with her have no evaluation, straightforward and generous, very nostalgic, dedicated, and very humane. Especially when working with her, there is very little pressure. I had heard a lot of legends about Zhang Yiman from the seniors of Director Wang's direct group before, and they all said that it was extremely easy to shoot, basically just set up a few cameras, and then act as viewers and fans, and enjoy them safely and securely on the side. There is no need to worry about what ratings there are, and you don't have to worry about whether the show works well or not.
When I looked at it today, it was so!
Zhang Yiman appeared for a while, and the effect of the show has already exceeded Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi's efforts for half a day!
"Hey, don't you want to be so happy," Zhang Zishang saw that all the cameras were pointed at Zhang Yiman, and couldn't help worrying about the weight of his lens, "How did you make the feature film just start......
Zhang Zishang wanted to get up to Zhang Yiman's side, but was pushed away from the side.
"Teacher Zhang!~" Jiang Qi hugged Zhang Yiman excitedly.
"How can you greet your boss like this? It's really unorthodox and self-conscious......" Although Zhang Yiman recited the idiom like this, he still hugged Jiang Qi with a smile in his eyes, and he was also very happy. It's just that after hugging for only a few seconds, Zhang Yiman immediately pushed Jiang Qi away.
It turned out that Zhang San was unconsciously circling around them again, and the rope almost tied the two of them together.
"This stupid dog is here again!" Zhang Yiman jumped out of the rope and pressed Zhang San's head to make it stop quickly.
"I don't know what Dad trained him, but now he likes to spin in circles at every turn. Zhang Yiman complained. This [Dad] is not Zhang San's father, but her Zhang Da's father. When Zhang Yiman and Han Jue traveled abroad, they fostered their pets with her father, but when they came back yesterday, they found that Zhang San had become like this. Han Jue strongly suspected that the real Zhang San was killed by her father, and now this is just a strange dog.
"By the way, is Teacher Han not at home?" Jiang Qi suddenly heard Han Jue, and almost forgot that they were looking for Han Jue in the first place.
"No, he's out on business. ”
"Ah......h
Seeing the undisguised disappointment on Jiang Qi's face, Zhang Yiman immediately became vigilant and asked, "What are you looking for him?"
"It's just to ask [Extreme Concert], about the midterm exam, I don't know how to assess. Zhang Zishang took out the prepared rhetoric.
"Oh~~" Zhang Yiman remembered that there seemed to be such a thing, so he said enthusiastically: "Then let me call him and ask him?"
"No, no, no!" Jiang Qi hurriedly said that this matter was not in a hurry, if they could, they still wanted to ask Han Jue in person, which was more sincere and convenient for discussion.
Zhang Yiman felt that there was nothing wrong with this. She looked around and saw many residents walking out to see the excitement, and a car was blocked behind the crowd and the progress was slow, so she felt that it was not the same thing to be filming and talking on the road all the time, so she led everyone to her house.
The security guards hadn't left yet, and they were scattered around everyone far and near. Zhang Yiman explained to the security captain in the past and thanked them for their dedication. The head of the security team smiled and said that he was not polite, and he kept telling them to call them at any time if there was anything before closing the team, and then left.
Through the iron gate, everyone couldn't wait to look at the courtyard. I thought I would see a courtyard like the "B&B", but it turned out to be otherwise.
There is not much vegetation in the yard, and many places are still covered with soil. The landscape pool is also still dry, and there are no living creatures.
"I haven't started the decoration yet, so my uncle and I are going to design and take care of it ourselves. Zhang Yiman carried the small shovel by the flower bed to the corner, with a smile on his face, and the happiness in his smile was very calm. Flowers can be raised slowly, and trees can be planted slowly. There are decades of room in the future, enough for her and Han Jue to perform.
Zhang Yiman has no requirements for housing, as long as she is with Han Jue, she is willing to live anywhere. But Zhang Yaohui did not agree with his daughter living in Jarens's apartment. The reason is that the previous hacking incident occurred, Han Jue was at home to avoid the limelight, and people gathered downstairs every day to resist, and the residents of the same community also blamed, which made Zhang Yaohui feel that it was not safe there, and the neighbors were mentally retarded and did not want their daughter to live there. So he provided this mansion bought in his early years for Zhang Yiman and Han Jue to live in.
"I'd love to have a dad like that. Zhang Zishang said half-envious and half-jokingly, but his eyes accidentally glanced at Jalens on the side.
Jalens was stunned for a moment, and immediately shook his head: "No, you're too ugly." ”
Zhang Zishang wailed: "Let's be clear, why am I ugly! No! I don't want you to be my father at all!"
Jalens was still there and shook his head, saying no, no, no.
Zhang Yiman suddenly slapped her palm, thought of something, and then ran into the house, and when she came out again, she was holding a flat box in her hand.
"This is a gift from my uncle and I. Zhang Yiman handed the box to Jarenz.
Just like giving a red envelope, giving this gift in the name of a common family is like a family that is not divided into each other, either married or ready to get married.
"What's in there?" Jalens tossed the weight of the gift.
"You open it and take a look. ”
Jalens tore open the gift wrapping in two or two, opened the box, and saw a book lying inside.
The white cover reads impressively - "The Invincible Hot-blooded Police Detective of Modern Times".
It's the script.
Jalens looked at Zhang Yiman in disbelief.
Zhang Yiman smiled and nodded.
"Fck!!" Jalens suddenly shouted, startling everyone.
He took out the script with trembling fingers, carefully flipped through it quickly, and found that there were gunfights, drag racing, and exciting love scenes inside, and it was sure that it was the real thing, and Jalens ran wildly and ran around everyone again and again. In the end, when I was tired of running two laps, I knelt on the ground and held the script high, as if serving an artifact.
There is no doubt that he was very pleased with the gift.
Zhang Yiman remembers that this script is about an ace agent who retired as a small police officer after his wife and daughter died in a car accident. If it weren't for the little girl in the neighborhood who always came to him, the male protagonist would have almost committed suicide. Just when the male protagonist was about to be redeemed by the little girl, the little girl suddenly encountered an accident. It turned out that when the little girl was out playing, she was accidentally hit and killed by a bald drag racing party with the slogan "We are a family" when she robbed the bank and escaped.
"Let's leave him alone. After Zhang Yiman left the crying Jalens to Zhang San to play, he came to the house with everyone from the program team.
The furnishings in the house are more complete than in the courtyard, and some decorations and more personal items have been moved here one after another. For example, some of Han Jue's sculptures and paintings, such as the photos that Han Jue took for Zhang Yiman during his trip, and some souvenirs that the two of them bought.
Everyone looked at each other, and the camera was placed, and suddenly they saw a black cat jumping out, baring its teeth at the uninvited guests in the room, which was particularly fierce.
The cameraman didn't dare to move one by one.
"Don't murder guests. Zhang Yiman brought drinks to everyone, and then scolded Valentine's Day.
As a result, he didn't give any face on Valentine's Day, turned his head, and bared his teeth at Zhang Yiman - you dare to scold me?
Zhang Yiman was so angry that he couldn't do it.
Jiang Qi has long been surprised. She also wanted to have a good relationship with this cat at the beginning of "B&B Cabin", but the ruthless reality told her that only Han Jue could approach it, and it was useless for anyone else, not even the unstoppable charm of Teacher Zhang. At the time of "B&B Cabin", although he and Zhang Yiman would not quarrel on Valentine's Day, they had clear boundaries with each other, and no one could control anyone.
Lin Yu and the others were stunned when they saw that a person and a cat were confronting each other. I have long heard that Zhang Yiman's biggest rival is a cat, and I thought it was the effect of the show and the charm of editing and post-production when I watched "Homestay" before, but I didn't expect it to be like this in reality.
Fortunately, Zhang Yiman has been fighting wits and courage for Valentine's Day for so long, and it is not impossible to do it. She took out a men's coat and waved it in the air a few times, and Valentine's Day immediately pounced on the coat in the same way that an addict sees powder and an angry bull sees a red cloth. Zhang Yiman waved his coat around and threw it into a certain room, and Valentine's Day immediately followed in. "Bang!", Zhang Yiman closed the door and was isolated on Valentine's Day.
"Let's go on, everyone!" Zhang Yiman showed a kind smile from the wealthy hostess after teaching her subordinates, and greeted everyone politely.
While placing the equipment, everyone in the program group sighed in a low voice:
"No wonder "B&B" exploded ......"
"It's really easy to shoot a show for Mr. Zhang. ”
"I feel that if I put it out as it is, it will be a popular variety show. ”
"I want to keep shooting......"
Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi deserve to be musicians, and they slipped into the recording studio to look at this and that, feeling the preciousness of the instruments and the advanced equipment.
"Where are you now?" Zhang Yiman followed into the recording studio and asked Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi.
had the experience of being questioned by Jalens in the elevator before, Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi glanced at each other and replied in unison: "Relationship at the same table!"
Zhang Yiman was confused and asked, "I'm asking where your concert homework has gone." ”
"Ah......", "It's okay, it's good!", "It's already in the studio." "It's a concert next week. "Yes, that's it, yes. ”
Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi, you replied in a panic.
Zhang Yiman looked at it with a smile, as if he thought of his past self...... Wrong. In the past, when she was filming a show with Han Jue, although she didn't ask for the question very late, she was always attacking, and she didn't look like the two young people in front of her at all.
Zhang Yiman turned his head to look at Lin Yu who came with him, and quietly asked what was going on with these two people, why had it been so long, and there was still no progress at all. "Have you changed it again?"
"There is no revision!" Lin Yu replied.
Regarding the point that "[Sanqi couples] are not like couples", Lin Yu had also worried about it before. The show is called "Let's Be in Love", everyone is here to see how celebrities fall in love, so Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi's "same table relationship", I don't know if it will make the audience feel like selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, and finally cause a heavy setback to the ratings of the show.
Lin Yu went to ask his mentor Director Wang for help, Director Wang just smiled, saying that he also faced this situation when he filmed [Working Couple], the first few episodes of [Working Couple] were completely funny variety shows, which had nothing to do with ambiguity, a bit like a young black-bellied father playing with an ignorant and simple daughter. Director Wang's choice at that time was to let [Ambiguous] and [Interesting] at least ensure one of them first, and as for the other, cultivate it slowly. It was cultivated later, making the audience eat dog food with a smile.
Lin Yu realized and said in surprise: "So as long as they are given time, [Sanqi Couple] can also accumulate like [Workplace Couple]?"
Director Wang still smiled and said, "It's completely wrong! I mean, how many [working couples] do you think there can be in the world?"
Lin Yu retreated. But after careful consideration, I still don't plan to let a couple of guests who have not yet had an ambiguous atmosphere play a couple. She also wanted to create a "[working couple]" by herself, so after ensuring [fun], she waited for [ambiguity] to come. Wait until now.
"You can't wait like this. Zhang Yiman touched his chin, pulled Lin Yu to the living room sofa and sat down, and discussed in a low voice.
"Have you ever been to an amusement park?" Zhang Yiman remembered that the amusement park was a turning point in her relationship with Han Jue. Intimate physical contact, the drawbridge effect, and companionship and love words when the heart is racing. Zhang Yiman's every tactic was executed extremely perfectly. It is precisely because of the trip to the amusement park that they have really changed from a workplace relationship to an ambiguous relationship.
"No ......" Lin Yu replied, Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi are the most popular idol artists at the moment, and when they go to the amusement park, they must be surrounded by tens of thousands of fans who rushed to hear the news.
"What about the prank?" Zhang Yiman recalled the "stealth prank" he had experienced. It's a little embarrassing every time I think about it, but I'm very glad every time I think about it. Her impulsive kiss completely finalized the relationship. She didn't know that if she hadn't kissed at the beginning, with Han Jue's character, they didn't know how long it would take for them to clarify their relationship.
"It's arranged, but it's ......" Lin Yu stopped when he wanted to speak. The program team has arranged several pranks, such as spending a lot of money to build a room full of organs, and everything in the room can move according to the minds of the people behind the scenes. The program team informed Zhang Zishang in advance that when he raised his hand and waved it in the air, the corresponding items in this room would be controlled and moved by the people behind the scenes. As a result, when Zhang Zishang brought Jiang Qi in, Zhang Zishang suddenly pretended to be full of energy and had to use "telekinesis". As a result, Jiang Qi was so excited that she shouted, "Lift me up and see!, lift me up and see!", without being frightened at all. The prank failed.
For another example, the program team team, together with Jiang Qi, found a little actor to stand in the elevator, ready to wait for Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi to enter the elevator, and let the little actor say that the elevator was so crowded. Then arrange for passers-by to stand outside the elevator and not come in on each floor. As a result, the prank began, after Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi entered the elevator, the little actor began to perform as promised. Jiang Qi looked frightened, but Zhang Zishang just smiled, pointed to the little actor's side, and whispered: "Don't make this kind of joke children, you see, your mother is going to be angry." The little actor burst into tears. The follow-up plot can't go on, and the prank fails.
All the pranks turned into hilarious clips.
Zhang Yiman didn't know what to say, so he could only ask the most basic: "What about the visiting class?"
As a result, Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi didn't even visit the class.
Lin Yu said, "What kind of class?" They are all idols, and they are busy to death, and they often meet backstage in singing shows. ”
"What about tourism?"
"Or because they are so busy, they can't find time to rest, let alone go far away. ”
[Working Couple] As a benchmark for imaginary love variety shows, their relationship development has long become a template in the industry, and they have been put into one couple after another, and major programs try to replicate the next popular imaginary couple. But the reality is just like what Director Wang said, there is only one [workplace couple]. Even "Let's Be in Love" itself can't create the next [working couple].
"What!" Zhang Yiman covered his forehead, "I'm dizzy!"
Zhang Yiman felt that the cheats of a couple may not be suitable for another couple. The development model of each couple can be said to be irreproducible.
"I still have a trick!" Zhang Yiman's face was serious, "The last move! This trick is absolutely applicable, it can make them closer!"
"What is it?" Lin Yu asked.
Zhang Yiman showed the kind smile of a wealthy lady again. She said that the reason why she and Han Jue have been secretly in love for so long and have not broken up is that the key is the obstacle imposed by her father Zhang Yaohui. It was the pressure from the outside world that forced them to work together to fight together.
"But they don't want to be together, so it's useless for you to play the bad parent!" Lin Yu complained.
"I don't want to play the parent, I play the [pressure]!" Zhang Yiman waved his fist.