"You are a foodie, and you can't help but suspect that your figure should be more than 100 pounds. Then let me ask you, since you are a foodie who eats everything, it must be a rhythm that will gain weight, but you said that you are only about 80 pounds, so where did you eat? Could it be that all my gold coins were wasted, and they didn't eat into your stomach at all!" Lu Ming retorted vigorously.

"Whatever you think, anyway, I'm about 80 pounds, alas, I'm weird, why do you care so much about my figure, do you already have me in your heart, so you care a lot about whether my figure will be talked about by others, if you think so, it's okay, then I can lose weight to forty or fifty pounds, so that others will say you look at how sexy your girlfriend is, how slim it is simply too beautiful. Shangguan continued to say without words.

Lu Ming shook his head in surprise, and said bluntly: "I think your imagination is simply too rich, it's better to be a home, you can use all your imagination in one day, maybe you can become a famous writer, alas, you are simply too condescending to come here, I have to feel wronged for you." ”

"I didn't bother to discuss these things for you, you are simply unreasonable, always referring to Sang scolding Huai and making irresponsible remarks, and in terms of left and right, he made me unable to find the focus of attacking you. If I want to quarrel with you, I will definitely lose. Okay, if you have rested enough, then let's move on, I don't know how many officialdom there are in front of us to pass, you are simply too perverted now, more perverted than you, I never thought about this annual salary, it is so brazen, and I don't know what kind of person the head of this Lingxian faction will be, he should not be a woman who is injured and out of love, so he came up with such a bad trick. ”

Lu Ming laughed when he heard this, he felt that although the girl in front of him was very nagging, she was really cute, and she would come up with such a thinking question. "If you say this, if the head of the Shangling Immortal Sect knows about it, I don't know how to punish you, if you become their address, I'm afraid that in the future."

"What I said is the truth, am I wrong? You see that every observation of these official bridges they set up will kill people, are they so unkind to cherish other people's lives, life is like a mustard!" Shangguan continued without a word, and his voice became louder and louder, as if he wanted to be heard by the spirit immortals.

"Miss, I'm afraid of you, shut up quickly, I'm a team with you, if you implicate me, my future will be worrying, please don't say it again, okay?" Lu Ming said with a plea of forgiveness.

This kind of begging for mercy did not seem to have a good effect, but made the little woman even more rampant, she shouted at the sky: "I won't shut up, is what I said wrong? You almost died just now, but I was worried about you for a long time, I almost thought you were dead, and I shed tears, I am worth it in my eyes, not everyone can get my tears, so these people of the Spirit Immortal Sect are simply like this, is it still worth going to such a Taoist sect?"

Lu Ming sighed, shook his head and said: "Okay, then let it be, anyway, it's not just me who is involved, but also you, it's good to have you to accompany the funeral, anyway, it's nothing more than you can't go to this Taoist sect, then go to a small Taoist sect, just like you said go to other sects, maybe you can be a boss or something, wouldn't it be better to lead the group?"

"If you think so, that's right, let's bury together, it's definitely a very romantic thing, and when it spreads to the rivers and lakes, it will definitely be able to cause an uproar, and every young man and woman will definitely follow our example." Shangguan said without a word, but he was intoxicated by the relationship he had made up himself.

The two were flirting and scolding, when suddenly a woman in her 30s appeared in front of them, wearing a white gown and holding a sword in her hand, looking heroic.

The woman looked very serious, she looked at the two newly arrived apprentices in front of her expressionlessly, and said with a frown: "Who are you yelling here just now? Do you understand some rules, if you are disturbing the early stage of our Spirit Immortal Sect, be careful that I will take you under the knife." As soon as he finished speaking, his hand had already drawn out his sword, and the bright and blind sword came out alone, full of sword energy, and the strong internal force directly pounced on Lu Ming and Shangguan Wu's faces.

Lu Ming and Shangguan Wuyan were both stunned, they never expected that in such a place where birds don't, there would be a woman like a fairy, the bottle of sword in her hand looked 10 points precious, and the level was at least above the fourth grade.

"Little sister, what are you doing? Seeing that you are so beautiful, but you speak so fiercely, this is not very good, it obviously lowers your status, and gives others a very unfriendly impression. Lu Ming saw that the beautiful woman couldn't walk immediately, and the sweet words on his lips suddenly emerged, as if he was talking endlessly, and his mouth was like a river.

"Scumbag, I can't walk when I meet a woman, it's just an insult to my IQ, is it still worthy of being my idol?" Shangguan glanced at him wordlessly, and said indignantly.

The cold woman pointed the sword directly at Lu Ming's throat, and then still said unrelentingly: "I have seen too many prodigal sons like you, take back your sweet words, I am not those stupid women on the street, I will be overjoyed when I hear you say a few words, and I will follow you." This is the realm of the Spirit Immortal Sect, and you need to make noise, otherwise your qualifications will be cancelled, so that you will never be able to learn the Tao from the Spirit Immortal Sect again. ”

What was surprising was that Lu Ming bypassed the sword, then stretched out his hand and gently put it on the woman's hand, touched his hand, and then said very sexually: "Little sister, you are very beautiful, and your skin is also very smooth, I don't know what skin care products you use, can you tell me, I will go to the real world to buy one or two bottles, and come back to use." Don't worry, I'll definitely mention your name and let you get a commission. ”

The oily tone of this mouth made Shangguan next to him speechless for a while.