Thursday, a sunny day.

"This is the place where the planning department interviews, right?" Wei Wencang stood at the door of classroom 1301, this corridor was empty and there were no people in sight, but there were figures walking around in the No. 4 teaching building on the opposite side of the overpass.

"Classmate, are you here for the interview?

"Hmm...... yes, yes. Wei Wencang was frightened by the senior sister's trick of "opening the door and showing up".

He has a sensitive system of "Conditioned Reflex Flashing Crotch Protector with Hands Like Electric Shock", and he was forced to practice to the end of his life due to self-protection in junior high school, but fortunately he controlled it in time, well, he didn't let the senior sister see any shameful movements.

"Then you should go to 13K1 and wait. ”

"Oh, good. Wei Wencang breathed a sigh of relief, and clenched his fists nervously, the personal explanation of the interview was equivalent to the second self-introduction, if he was as short as the class, it would definitely not pass, but fortunately he was prepared.

Classroom 13K1, looking around, Wei Wencang was a little dazed, if he hadn't glanced at the house number several times before he came in, he would have thought that he was in the wrong place.

The students in the audience did not show the anxiety that they should have when waiting for the interview: some were chatting and laughing, some were talking about the king, and they kept chanting what their companions were going to do, some were listening to music with headphones, their legs shaking like epilepsy, and the leisure and leisure of sunbathing was everywhere.

This is like a college student who came for an interview, and it is clearly a group of rebellious young people who are about to travel around the world.

Forget it, regardless of them, it's good that young people have no fear, and it may be the same when he didn't experience wind and rain ten years ago.

Wei Wencang randomly found a place near the door and sat down, opened his phone and attached the note he used as a note.

There is such a fool in the world who can endure ridicule and humiliation for three years in order to abide by a certain principle.

There is such an idiot in the world, who will sympathize with others and sigh for the sake of ridiculous pity when he can't even take care of himself.

There is such a fool in the world, who will constantly be pessimistic every day for the only remaining belief in his heart, and at the same time constantly optimistic.

There is such a stupid person in the world, he will be sad for a long time for the tragedy in anime, novels, and TV series, and the more he comforts himself, the more sad and difficult it is to give up.

There is such a kind of comic in the world, he will give up the idea of pursuing her for the person he likes because he likes others, quietly silent and secretly watching, leaving only a lonely back for others.

There is still such a fool, idiot, idiot, stupid person in the world, funny, he has all the above, he-it's me, Wei Wencang.

This self-introduction is novel and bold enough, right? Wei Wencang thought. The clear meaning of this passage is to satirize and laugh at one's own stupidity, and the dark side is actually to promote one's own humble and noble character, neither humble nor arrogant, praise and disapproval are integrated, perfect!

Wei Wencang also wanted to use an ordinary introduction, but he really couldn't make up normal sentences.

For example, hello everyone, my name is Wei Wencang, I like to write novels, and what about it?

At least Wei Wencang felt that there was no need to say anything, the others were all idle nonsense that wanted to leave a good impression on others, so he disdained to use this kind of low-level language means, no matter how crazy and cool and chic others said, he would say a word, concise and clear, and generous.

Didn't all the sentences in the previous Chinese test papers be summed up like this? What's the use of talking a lot?

Oh, it's useful, if the other party is a beautiful girl, and he's willing to be his girlfriend, he's happy to share his black history on QQ, and it's no problem to sell a cute sa coquette or something.

OMG. Wei Wencang knocked on his head, why did he get on his girlfriend again?

In the past, my grandmother asked the fortune teller to tell him a fortune, saying that he was kind, down-to-earth, steady, and that he would be the dragon and phoenix among people in the future.

The lack of peach blossoms in life has not been calculated, and now all I think about is peach blossoms, alas, could it be that the male hormone secretion is too strong? No wonder there is so much body hair on the body......

"Students, please be quiet, participate in the interview of the group planning department, a group of four, now I will report the names of the first group, Wei Wencang, Zhao Siyu, Lin Han, Ding Jiaming. A senior sister began to roll call according to the serial number on the list, "The registered classmates come with me." ”

Sure enough, I was the first.

Wei Wencang was uneasy, of course there was a reason for his first interview, a senior sister in the QQ Planning Department said that she was particularly impressed by him, and the political outlook of others on the registration form was filled in by the league members or the masses, and he wrote the word "innocent" alone, and she almost didn't laugh when she browsed, so she put him in NO.1.

Wei Wencang was depressed in his heart, he said Nani, don't the masses and innocence mean the same thing? The high school head teacher said so, is there anything wrong with filling in the innocence? The senior sister said that it is not the same, and she can't say what is the difference, anyway, she remembers this stalk.

The four beautiful seniors in charge of the interview sat in a row in the first group with pens in hand, notebooks spread out on the desks, and Wei Wencang and the other three students stood on the podium according to the requirements of the seniors.

Hell, this atmosphere is so oppressive. Wei Wencang straightened his body stiffly, his eyes flashed left and right, and he brushed the faces of the senior sisters, but he didn't dare to stay for a second longer, his face was expressionless, his face was expressionless...... Can I rely on you to be more serious? This battle is a judge interrogating a prisoner, right?

"Let's start with the first one. The senior sister in the middle said.

Whew, calm down, I want to be calm, I'm a man who wants to be a great writer, how can I be scared by four little girls?

Dad, when I was thinking about life in junior high school, you may still be studying or playing without heart and lungs, although I am more homely, and I have less knowledge of some things, but in terms of mental age, I am an elder, and I am a lot higher than you. Wei Wencang took a deep breath and secretly cheered himself on.

"There is such a kind of fool in the world, he will endure ridicule and humiliation for three years in order to abide by a certain principle, there is such an idiot in the world, he will sympathize with others for the sake of ridiculous pity, when he can't take care of himself, sigh to the common people, there is such a kind of comic in the world, no, there is such a kind of fool in the world......"

"Poof-" Zhao Siyu's sister next to her laughed, but when she found that no one else was laughing, she forcibly held it back.

"He'll be ...... for"

"He'll fight for...... What's coming ......?"

"Uh......"

Wei Wencang scratched his head, his old face was red, and his heart said I wipe it, I wipe it, what are you laughing at, I was already very nervous, now it's okay, I forgot the words directly, Jesus can't save me anymore, why do you have to take full responsibility.

"Students, please introduce yourself. A senior sister with glasses couldn't help but say.

"It's self-introduction. Wei Wencang was stunned for a moment, as if a flock of crows flew overhead, he suddenly regretted it and wanted to slap himself.

He couldn't figure out where he got the courage to say such a self-introduction, that is, on a whim, in order to fulfill a bet with a certain girl in the class group, saying that if he dared to say this self-introduction, he would be given his last name?

"So, let's talk about the name of the class, your hobbies, or something. ”

"Oh, my name is Wei Wencang, I am from Class 2 of 16 Finance Management, and I like to write novels. ”

"Gone?" The senior sister with glasses was embarrassed, and it was the first time she had heard such a short self-introduction, well, if you add that the beginning is not short, it is a little weird, no, it is very strange.

"It's gone. Wei Wencang was even more embarrassed, he really wished he hadn't appeared here, this was not only a shame, it was obvious that someone tore off his face and threw it on the ground and whipped mercilessly.

"The next one. ”

……

Interview like a nightmare.

On the way back to bed, Wei Wencang immediately sent a message to the girl he bet on.

I said it, and the one next to me laughed.

No, really, fake?,she asked.

Really, I do what I say.

Hehe, you're really low, it's embarrassing.

Looking at this piercing reply, Wei Wencang's eyes gradually moistened.

yes, I'm very low, embarrassed......

From the moment he finished introducing himself, he was blind and deaf in both ears, he rejected all the people and things around him, and now a kind of unexplained sadness spread in his chest.

He was so sad that he wanted to cry, he felt that he couldn't do anything well, and he worked so hard to prepare, but in the end, he didn't talk about the bamboo basket and water, and he had to be regarded as a joke by others.

Was it stupid to start with this?

Someone seems to be whispering: "Actually, you're already very frustrated, aren't you?" But you still have to smile and persuade yourself that your efforts will not be in vain, but the time has not come, you are unlucky, you have not met the right person, but who knows if the time will come in 100 years? Maybe you will die like Van Gogh before you can live forever. ”

"No, don't talk about being famous, you may not even be famous for a while, but it doesn't matter, at least someone remembers you now, because you brought joy to those guys. ”

If when he left, a senior sister could stand up and say classmates, please wait, you did well just now, he would definitely be moved to the point of confusion, right?

If this girl didn't mock him, but was infected by his promise of doing what he said, even doing stupid things, he would definitely be a little comforted, right?

But this is the reality of **naked, not acting in a fairy tale. Neither the warmth nor the beauty he imagined would have happened, at least not so fortunately that it had happened to him.

He hates such a naïve and stubborn self, but he has verified a sentence, stupid people have stupid blessings, stupid people don't.