Chapter 614: The Spring Festival Gala is open, and it stands out
The ones who know you best are always your fans.
Wang Qi'an, who complained about it, belongs to the first group of people to achieve financial freedom.
At the beginning, Wang Qi'an complained about the Spring Festival Gala with the micro-blog of 'Little An' just to vent himself, and he didn't have any idea of becoming famous or being a big V.
It's just not cool.
The Spring Festival Gala is getting more and more smiling.
Fake space.
There's no sarcasm either.
I remember that I don't know which master once said that if cross talk loses its irony, then it is equivalent to people without souls.
Other than that, the sketch isn't funny anymore.
And in the past two years, cross talk seems to have disappeared.
Some people who talk about cross talk have also started to act in sketches.
But it's embarrassing.
For this reason, Wang Qi'an said that looking forward to the Spring Festival Gala is indeed as fans think, which is completely ironic.
But the second half of the sentence is true.
Wang Qi'an was surprised by the Spring Festival Gala "Protagonist and Supporting Role" that year, in his opinion, this is a real sketch, not only making people laugh, but also ironic.
Can you control me, and who the audience likes to watch?
Who would have thought that a joke back then would become the bird it is now?
In recent years, more and more works have become small fresh meat and small flowers, which is really ironic.
The capital market has told us with practical actions that we can really control who the audience likes to watch.
Because there's a market.
Wang Qi'an also complained about Xiao Xianrou and Xiao Hua Dan a few times, and then he was scared.
It's really scared.
In the past two years, Wang Qi'an has been a lot of Buddhism, after all, Weibo generally starts to sell things after becoming a big V.
Harmony makes money.
It's really boring to tear up with these little fresh meat and little flowers every day, and it's easy to disgust your fans.
But it's the Spring Festival Gala.
Wang Qi'an must be complaining hard at this time.
This group of little fresh meat Wang Qi'an of the Mango Terrace Spring Festival Gala will not be surnamed Wang if he doesn't complain them to death.
In addition, Wang Qi'an also pays attention to the Spring Festival Gala of Magic City Satellite TV.
Lin Chen's "Spelling Assistant" is the finale sketch, which only started at 11 o'clock.
Finally, 8 o'clock began.
It's a lot of excitement on the Internet.
The Spring Festival Gala was broadcast for an hour, and the complaints on the Internet reached the extreme.
CCTV's complaints about the Spring Festival Gala are here.
"I'm going, this, this is the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, right?"
"Nima, didn't the CCTV Spring Festival Gala say that it was really singing? Why did it all become lip-synching?"
"I went away, and I wanted to vomit when I heard the phrase 'I want to die to you'. ”
"Khan, why do you all think the CCTV Spring Festival Gala is very scummy? I think it's very good. ”
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In addition to CCTV, Mango Channel's Spring Festival Gala is more interesting.
"Hahaha, what the hell is this?"
"Is this year's Spring Festival Gala a collective worse than that? I just got sick from the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, but I didn't expect the Spring Festival Gala on Mango Channel to be even more scummy. ”
"Forget about lip-syncing, this Sun Jing even took the microphone upside down. ”
"That's right, I went there, and I actually invited all the Internet celebrities, it's too speechless. ”
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Originally, CCTV and Mango Channel's Spring Festival Gala were the bosses, anyway, CCTV's Spring Festival Gala was complained about again and again, and everyone was used to it, but Mango Channel's Spring Festival Gala was actually good in the past.
Don't talk about many celebrities, sometimes it's like a family carnival.
Several hosts lead the team, which is a bit like the meaning of PK.
The result is good, this year's Mango Station Spring Festival Gala turned out to be full of mistakes.
Sun Jing is a first-line singer in the industry, but it turned out to be a fake singer, you can just fake sing, and the microphone is overturned.
Another little flower Yang Guan is more interesting, dancing and singing at the same time, and he doesn't even match his mouth.
It's really a lot of complaints on the Internet.
Tonight's Spring Festival Gala is the highlight.
Yu Linsheng's hometown.
"Husband, why hasn't it started yet?"
Meiling was a little anxious: "The CCTV Spring Festival Gala is boring, the Mango TV Spring Festival Gala is also boring, and the other stalls are also boring, I'll be Lin Chen." ”
"It's not just you, I'm waiting. ”
Yu Linsheng smiled bitterly: "The sketch "Spelling Assistant" has been promoted for so long, of course I want to watch it. ”
"Okay. ”
Meiling said a little helplessly.
In fact, there are not only these two, in the complaining forum of the Spring Festival Gala, many people know the sketch "Spelling Assistant".
"I said, if the sketch "Spelling Assistant" is not good, will you be disappointed?"
"Nonsense, how can it not be good? This is Lin Chen's. ”
"Upstairs, is Lin Chen's brain broken? Won't Lin Chen be defeated?"
"Hehe, as a fan of Lin Chen, I want to tell you that Lin Chen will indeed not be defeated. ”
"That's right, support Lin Chen, you will definitely not be defeated. ”
……
"The sketch of "Spelling Assistant" is about to start. ”
"yes, right away. ”
……
Modu Satellite TV, backstage of the Spring Festival Gala.
Lin Chen, Ding Zhi, Tong Qing, and Zhao Yan were all in the lounge.
The four of them do not need to wait for the city for the time being.
Because there is still some time.
Zhao Yan quietly called beside him: "Mom, Dad, yes, you can see it at 11 o'clock, you can see it at 11 o'clock, I won't say it first, I want to practice my lines, I know, you two elders also have to take care of your body......"
Lin Chen looked at Zhao Yan proudly calling his parents, and he didn't say anything.
It's normal.
Isn't there a popular phrase on the Internet?
Your parents have never been disappointed in you, and they have always thought that you are their pride, so why do you always complain about your parents?
When I chatted with Tong Qing before, I also learned about this Zhao Yan.
Down-to-earth and capable, mainly because I heard Tong Qing say that Zhao Yan has always been very economical, because he wants to bring his parents from the countryside to the city one day in the future.
Of course, it will definitely not take the imperial capital to come.
Zhao Yan still has a certain self-knowledge of himself.
He just wanted to get to his city.
"Let's do it again. ”
Lin Chen looked at Zhao Yan after making the phone call and said: "Later, we just need to perform on stage easily, if you really forget the lines, Zhao Yan, you don't need to be nervous, don't change your face, leave everything to me." ”
Zhao Yan nodded lightly: "Director Lin, I know." ”
An hour later, the staff knocked on the door and came in to indicate that it was time for them to play.
When the host's curtain was over, the scene was already thunderous.
Lin Xiao applauded the most.
My brother finally came out.
On the stage, Lin Chen also came out.
When I was familiar with me, Xiao Xianrou, and I had to be four or five assistants, it also caused the scene to burst into laughter.
……
"Hahaha, Lin Chen, this is really a sarcastic little fresh meat. ”
"I'm laughing to death, I dare to say that. ”
"Damn, this fucking mockery of little fresh meat is merciless. ”
"Haha, that's right, come and see, this year's Spring Festival Gala finally saw a good one. ”
"The comedy effect of Lin Chen and Tong Qing is very good. ”
"Yes, I think the two of them are also very good, everyone hurry up and take a look. ”
"Lin Chen really holds a grudge, this is really a fucking reputation. ”
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There are already a lot of people on the Internet who are promoting the sketches of "Spelling Assistant", and even the forums are all refreshing "Spelling Assistant" to watch quickly.
Lin family.
"It's dust, it's dust on the stage, I'll just say, it's really great to be on the Spring Festival Gala. ”
Grandpa Lin Chen also laughed.
"I really didn't expect Chenchen to even say such a great sketch. ”
Lin Zhenlan was also slightly surprised: "It's all-powerful." ”
As for Dad Lin, he smiled: "You don't look at whose son it is." ”
……
Lin Chen's grandmother's house.
"Damn, my brother Chen's brother is amazing. ”
Han Jing said loudly: "We should really go to the scene to see." ”
Grandpa Lin Chen was a little displeased: "How can you speak?
"Grandpa, that's my mantra. ”
Han Jing was a little speechless and said, "You're out." ”
"What Otter? ”
Grandpa scolded.
As for Grandma Lin Chen, she said: "You just don't say a few words, they young people can say whatever they want, and watch our dusty sketches with peace of mind." ”
Han Jing smiled at this time: "Grandma still loves me." ”
As for the eldest cousin, second cousin and others, they have already started to post on Moments.
"Support my family's dust, everyone hurry up and watch "Spelling Assistant"
"Don't miss it when you pass by, "Spelling Assistant" is worth watching. ”
"Hurry up and watch it, don't you think the Spring Festival Gala is not good-looking, then watch "Spelling Assistant". ”
……
This is just a group of people from Lin Chen's grandfather's family.
As for the others, they are naturally working hard to promote "Spelling Assistant".
on stage.
Tong Qing and Lin Chen, as Xiaohuadan and Xiaoxianrou, are also constantly fighting each other, which naturally attracts laughter.
From playing assistants to playing big names.
"Let me tell you, if the hotel is not the presidential suite, I will definitely not go. ”
"What kind of stand-in? Why do I use a stand-in? What do I think about for the sake of the crew. ”
……
This line also caused everyone to laugh wildly.
Then came the main event.
Pair words begin.
Lin Chen took the script and said: "This beautiful lady"
Reading this, Lin Chen paused and said, "No, this word is not scientific, remove the beauty." ”
"Hey, why do you want to get rid of the beauty?"
Tong Qing said.
"Obviously, you're not beautiful, if you're like this, you're too unscrupulous, it's not an obvious goof. ”
Lin Chen said.
This sketch is actually five people, and the fifth person is the director, Lin Chen just asked the male host to make a cameo.
For the host, it's perfectly fine to say this.
"Come, two teachers, let's match the words first, the right words. ”
The director said busily.
"This beautiful lady, I want to be passionate about you......"
When Lin Chen said this, Tong Qing also showed a shocked and angry expression: "Hey, director, I can't shoot this scene, Lin Chen is a hooligan, he said that he wants to be passionate about me." ”
The director persuaded and said: "Teacher Lin, look, this is not appropriate, it is not beautiful, why are you still passionate about her?"
"Look at what this is written, this lady, I want to be passionate about you. ”
"Isn't that written, ma'am, I want to invite you."
……
When you see this, some viewers may just laugh and laugh.
But those who pay attention to the entertainment industry are already happy.
"Damn, Lin Chen is not just mocking Jiang Yiyang, this is even Yan Lei mocking him. ”
"I'm going, no wonder someone said before that the lines of the sketch "Spelling Assistant" are sharp, this is really sharp. ”
"It's almost like saying that the little fresh meat is not good. ”
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Wang Qi'an also wrote on Weibo: "I really hope that the sketch "Spelling Assistant" can be on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, this is simply another ridicule in the sketch industry, and I really admire Lin Chen, because I think he will be scolded miserably in the future." ”
"yes, I'm watching too, it's fucking fierce. ”
It is estimated that a few popular little fresh meat have been ridiculed. ”
"But don't worry, no one dares to admit it, who the fuck would say that they have a low education?"
"When Yan Lei was interviewed before, there were all kinds of mistakes, haha. ”
"Yan Lei is just a junior high school graduate, and he touted himself as a scholar. ”
"I also don't understand, why do celebrities like to boast that they are top students now?"
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There was a lot of small talk.
At the same time, the data monitoring room of Modu Satellite TV was also excited.
Because the ratings are really soaring.
At this time, the performances of Lin Chen and Tong Qing on the stage are becoming more and more perfect.
"Everybody ...... on the spot"
The director was just about to say the beginning.
Lin Chen said to the director: "What are you doing so loudly?"
"Everybody ...... on the spot"
"Can I hear you so quietly?"
"Everybody ...... on the spot"
Lin Chen has been torturing the director.
Then, Ding Zhi pushed Lin Chen: "What are you doing with him?"
At this time, the director pushed Ding Zhi: "What are you pushing my brother Chen for?"
"You push my dad......"
Lin Chen also pushed the director and said, "Dad, hurry up and film." “
"Okay, then let's prepare on the spot, let's get started. ”
The director hurriedly said.
"What's the word?"
Lin Chen frowned and asked.
"This lady, I want to ask you to do a dance. ”
Ding Zhi said with the script.
"Eleven words?"
Lin Chen counted and said.
"Yes. ”
Ding Zhi nodded lightly.
"Come on, let's go. ”
Lin Chen waved his hand to indicate that it had begun.
At this time, Lin Chen had a smile on his face, slowly walked towards Tong Qing, and said with a smile: "1234, 1234567."
Then Tong Qing replied: "12!"
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"Poof!"
Yu Linsheng almost spit out a sip of drink: "Nima, I can think of it being quite fierce, but I didn't expect it to be so fierce." ”
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, Lin Chen is revealing the scar of Xiao Xianrou in person. ”
Meiling also said with a smile.
"What am I talking about? What am I talking about?"
Yu Linsheng laughed: "Lin Chen is a person who holds grudges, but after today, this number is known to everyone." ”
Other people were also dumbfounded when they looked at this sketch at this time.
Because it's really large-scale.
On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala of Modu Satellite TV, Lin Chen's first sketch "Fighting Assistant" was successfully completed.
After stepping down, Zhao Yan already felt that his legs were a little weak.
But Lin Chen is fine.
At this time, the applause has been unending for a long time.
Because this sketch is really a joke and a satire.
And what Lin Chen wants to know more is whether it has been detonated on the Internet?