"Ni (you) didn't remind Oh (me), Xiaobei, what about the pedestrians between them?"

Wu Taijian covered his red and swollen cheeks and walked out of the bubble tea shop, complaining vaguely.

Bei Chaoyang held back a smile and followed behind, took a sip of milk tea in his hand expressionlessly, and replied seriously:

"Hey, I'm too obsessed with you yy, I don't want to interrupt you, don't blame me easily. ”

"Then you don't help me change hands, I see the wrong mud Xiaobei!"

"Hey, you didn't fight back yourself, okay, begging for mercy, how can I help. ”

North Chaoyang told the truth mercilessly.

"And you just yy, yy, your heart has been spoken, haven't you noticed that those people in the store look at you like crazy people, don't talk about them, if I don't know you, I want to fight with you. ”

Wu Taijian was stunned for a while, couldn't find the words to refute for a while, snorted a few times, and asked rhetorically:

"What are you doing with Nani, are you looking at the school flowers?"

"Do you have a school flower?"

Bei Chaoyang took a step back in surprise and said extremely seriously: "Brother Wu, I didn't say you, it is absolutely illegal to illegally detain a beautiful girl, hurry up and accompany me to the police station to surrender and strive for leniency." ”

"Yes, I'm talking about (school flower) jokes, and I'm joking at this time, I'm so angry!"

Wu Taijian shouted angrily.

Bei Chaoyang suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to say: "Hey, if you want to degenerate into an ape, please wait a while, I still have questions for you, shouldn't it be during school now, why did you sneak out?"

"Didn't I prove it with my actions just now?"

"Hehe, Brother Wu, it's okay to deceive others, but I'm not so easy to deceive, how can a stocking get into Brother Wu's eyes, something big must have happened." ”

Hearing Bei Chaoyang say this, Wu Taijian's short and fat body shook violently, his two small eyes narrowed, and he praised it in a somewhat stunned tone:

"Yes, Xiaobei, you know me well enough, and you are worthy of the heir of the imperial family that I wanted to accept back then, but unfortunately you refused, and now I send out an invitation again to show my sincerity, Xiaobei, what do you think?"

The corners of Bei Chaoyang's mouth twitched involuntarily a few times, and he understood why the two guys in the milk tea shop just now were unhappy with this product, and forcibly swallowed the spit that was about to break out, and waved his hand to refuse:

"I see... Forget it, tell me your real purpose this time. ”

Wu Taijian immediately showed an extremely disappointed expression when he heard this, as if Bei Chaoyang had lost 100 million.

Damn, don't put on that look, what's the benefit of being your heir to the imperial family, and when you die, will you inherit those little yellow books and little yellow comics stained with unknown liquids, or those twenty-four g full USB disks and strange 'toys'.

Or what is dangerous is to inherit your obscene temperament and the characteristics of the idiot, wake up, what kind of people would want to inherit those!

"Okay, since you refuse again, I can only respect your choice. ”

“……”

North Chaoyang was speechless for the umpteenth time.

"Okay, I won't tease you Xiaobei, in fact, I came out this time for a clear purpose, not for those stockings, those are just appetizers. ”

Wu Taijian's tone was resolute, as if he had changed a different person, and his temperament seemed to have been upgraded, from an ordinary idiot to a grandmaster-level idiot, well, the realm has risen.

Bei Chaoyang was surprised, the stockings were actually just appetizers, and there was a main dish in the back, wouldn't it be forbidden for twenty-four?

Wu Taijian may have absorbed the lessons of the two young men before, lowered his voice, and said with a lewd smile that even a mask could not hide:

"Actually, the main dish of my goal this time is that on the second floor of the Traders Mall, a great harmony store has been opened!"

"The river... The river crab store, does it sell river crabs, and when did you become interested in things like river crabs?"

"Alas, Xiaobei, this is your problem, didn't I mention it once before, specifically, harmony is sold to those otaku who are unwilling to contact with society and have completely failed in life, to deal with abnormal sexual desires, referred to as 'harmony things'. ”

"What, what do you call a river crab spot for sale?"

Bei Chaoyang asked curiously.

"Wow, it's time for a big replenishment of knowledge. ”

Hey, don't just add childish onomatopoeia to yourself, who else would want to add this knowledge!

"Harmony is mainly H man, airplane cup, jumping egg, cartoon beautiful girl figure without covering the body, etc., the larger goods have made a shy posture of the full 'naked cat ear Niang pillow, full proportion of silicone inflatable dolls, anyway, there is everything, but not for people under eighteen to buy ......"

In the end, Wu Taijian brushed the hat on his head with some unwillingness.

"So you're dressed like this, pretending to be an adult who doesn't want to show your face, it's really embarrassing for you, don't worry, even if you walk in openly, no one will doubt you. ”

Bei Chaoyang jokingly took over the conversation.

"Well, although what you said makes sense, but I must be careful, for the sake of harmony, I will not show a flaw!"

Wu Taijian's temperament was sublimated again, and he seemed to have become a Venerable-level idiot who could endure anything for the sake of harmony.

Hey, please don't talk about this kind of obscene topic with that kind of whiskey-like rhetoric, okay, which will cause passers-by who don't know what you're talking about to think that you want to kidnap a beautiful girl with pride.

Suddenly, Wu Taijian approached Beichaoyang with an obscene face, and said with a smile:

"By the way, Xiaobei, with our relationship, as long as you pay an extra fifty yuan, I will help you buy one and buy it directly to your house online, here I try my best to speculate from you......"

"Well, it's going to cost fifty more dollars, and your speculation will ———"

Bei Chaoyang suddenly felt a chill all over his body, and he was about to refuse Wu Taijian's proposal without thinking about it.

"Mai Senpai's sister has a pillow of the same size, what, you don't want it, that's ———"

"Deal, how much!"

Wu Taijian was stunned for a moment, and glanced at Bei Chaoyang in surprise, but he didn't expect Xiaobei to like Mai Senpai.

Bei Chaoyang naturally doesn't have any shyness, after all, what kind of people everyone is knows each other very well

Wu Taijian showed an expression that I understood, and recommended again: "I understand, Xiaobei, since you want a pillow, shouldn't you also buy a matching one———

"To you big-headed ghost, how much money, go back and transfer it to you. ”

Wu Taijian didn't complain at all because his words were interrupted, but raised his hand with a big grin.

"Next time, next time. ”

"Then I wish you success, I'm going to go grocery shopping, I'll see you tomorrow, by the way, how did you think of what I told you in the morning?"

Bei Chaoyang is not hypocritical, if it is something else, he can naturally refuse without hesitation, but if there is something about Mai Senpai, how can he give up, besides, the pillow is just a strange thing, what can he do, it really is, just be able to hug it.

"In the morning, is it how to make the squad leader stop paying attention to his own business, it's very simple, this still needs to be thought, wrap it on me, come to the rooftop tomorrow morning as usual, and give you a way that one trick works, what, see you tomorrow." ”

Wu Taijian seemed to be in a hurry to sell the so-called 'river crab thing', so he hurriedly replied and turned to leave.

Ben also wanted to ask by the way how to deal with the matter of being forced to sit at the same table with the squad leader, but watching Wu Taijian's short and fat figure go away step by step, Bei Chaoyang still didn't call him.

He couldn't solve this problem anyway.

After Wu Taijian's figure disappeared from view, Bei Chaoyang breathed a long sigh of relief, and his mood was inexplicably much more relaxed.

Is this what it's like to talk to friends, it's so relaxing?

Bei Chaoyang glanced at the clock in the milk tea shop, it was only a little past ten o'clock, let's go grocery shopping first, after all, there are not many spare dishes at home, but fortunately I have a wallet.