Chapter 165: The One You Licked Is Poisonous!
Ye Fan, who rolled up his sleeves, waved his arm at the mirror image, but the little fat man on the opposite side was frightened, and his originally red little face was also pale with fright at the moment.
He was really afraid that Ye Fan would kill him like this and clean himself up, who could say for sure the temper of the immortals?
"No, no, no, you listened to me. ”
The little fat man wanted to cry without tears, and before he finished speaking, he was intimidated by Ye Fan like this, and the whole person was not good.
"Although this Pei Yuan Dan is a defective product, it does not have a trace of side effects, but the effect of the medicine has changed from the previous ten years to two years, and the effect has been reduced by five times!"
Ye Fan's eyes widened, the size of a copper bell like a bull's eye, and he stared at him roundly: "Really?"
"Really!"
The little fat man smiled, then took out three Peiyuan Pills from his sleeve and handed them to Ye Fan.
"The three here are all defective, which can increase the lifespan of one year, three years, five years, and the ten-year life of the one in your hand!"
With his guarantee, Ye Fan is not afraid that he will lie, after all, he is Lao Jun's fairy child, if he really deceives himself, when the time comes, when he goes to Lao Jun's place to complain, he will not be able to eat and leave.
Ye Fan, who pursed his lips, although he was as calm as water on the surface, he had actually exploded in his heart.
This Nima is a good thing that can prolong life, have no side effects, and can also strengthen the body!
If this thing is sold in Yanjing like this, it will not cause an uproar, and Ye Fan will not directly become the richest man in the country in the next second?
"Ahem, I'm very satisfied with these things, but if you want me to buy you, you can also agree to my request!"
Xiaopang's face was nervous, and there were still requirements? These sons are really difficult to serve, even more than Lao Jun!
But who asked himself to come to Ye Fan for a purpose, he nodded helplessly and agreed.
"Hehe, don't be sad, my requirement is that you have to trade for me at least once a month!"
"But every month of trading, there must be at least a fifteen-year-old Pei Yuan Dan!"
Forehead?
The little fat man rubbed his ears, didn't seem to hear what Ye Fan said, and looked at him in a daze.
As Ye Fan repeated it again, the little fat man jumped on the spot with joy, his eyelids were rolling, Ye Fan was really afraid of what he would do if such a hard time passed.
"Shangxian, a word is a certainty!"
agreed in one bite, afraid that Ye Fan would regret it, but he didn't want to, in fact, Ye Fan was afraid that he would regret it!
"Well, now you say what you want, but I'm happy now. ”
With a wave of his hand, he simply disguised the nouveau riche extremely realistically.
The little fat man didn't hide it, and hurriedly said, "Shangxian, I want that snack gift package from you for Little Rabbit!"
Forehead... Ye Fan was stunned for a moment, then nodded.
"Okay, but you're of this tonnage, I'm afraid you should eat a little less, right?"
If he is fed high blood pressure, high sugar or something, he is really afraid that Lao Jun will come to clean himself up in person, although he has been suffering from Lao Jun every night for the past few days.
The little fat man smiled, his face flushed, and he glanced at Ye Fan a little shyly.
"Don't worry about this immortal, I don't eat it myself, I give it to others!"
Oh, this aroused Ye Fan's curiosity, he was busy working for so long just for others?
"For whom, tell me, after all, we can be long-term partners in the future. ”
instantly seduced the good energy in Ye Fan's heart.
The little fat man first looked left and then right, and after making sure that there was no one, he said cautiously: "I told you, Shangxian, can you say it." ”
"I bought it for the little red fairy!"
Where did this come from, um... No, looking at the expression of the little fat man, according to his years of experience in being single, this Xiaohong should be the crush of this little fat man!
Sure enough, the little fat man continued: "Xiaohong is the personal fairy of the Queen Mother, because the Queen Mother often comes to find Laojun, so we...."
, Ye Fan directly ignored Xiaohong, and kept turning back to the next sentence in his ears, the queen mother often came to find Laojun.
I hope it's because I'm thinking crooked, but isn't it forbidden to fall in love above heaven?
"That's all before, the first Heavenly Palace preached free love, the seven fairies have all been married to six, and there is an eldest sister who is fierce and no one dares to ask for it!"
Once again, it set off a turbulent wave in Ye Fan's heart, this Nima directly refreshed his worldview and outlook on life, the first heavenly court was even more open than the school!
If it weren't for the huge movement next to him, Ye Fan really wanted to continue chatting with him, how many secrets did he not know in this Nima Heavenly Court, if these secrets were written down and written into a book, how hot it would be!
When he opened his eyes, he looked to the side dissatisfiedly, still holding the round pill in his hand.
This surprised Chen Xin next to him for a moment, "Eh, you're too disgusting, aren't you?" It's been a long time since you've taken a bath, and even the dirt on your body can be rubbed like this, have you seen too much Jigong?"
Chen Xin, who was watching, kept moving to the side, and looked at him with disgust, as if the current Ye Fan was a walking source of pollution.
Ye Fan really wanted to give him a big mouth, if this Nima could be rubbed out of his body, he would simply wake up laughing when he fell asleep.
Ignoring him, his eyes looked at the noisy place, which was the innocent-looking woman just now.
"It should be a kidnapping!" Chen Xin said quietly.
Ye Fan nodded when he heard this, the bald man who was sitting next to the woman just now had already fallen to the ground, and the blood from his entire neck flowed for a long time, slowly clearing the entire floor, and the passengers next to him were all so frightened that they closed their mouths tightly, not daring to make a sound, for fear of attracting the attention of the gangsters.
Looking at where the gangsters are, they form a bright contrast with the bodyguard big man, his figure is very thin and skinny, and his height is about one meter six, which really makes Ye Fan doubt the current killer quality.
"You... Who are you and what do you want to do!" The woman was frightened by the sudden scene, her face was tense and bloody, like a frightened little lamb, she was desperately hiding back, and her whole body was trembling.
Hearing this, the killer smiled and licked the bloody sword: "What a coincidence, if it weren't for the fact that the task was too important, I would really be reluctant to kill you!"
Just as he was about to start, he was interrupted by a voice next to him.
"You just added AIDS in your blood!"
Quiet......
The whole plane was silent, all eyes were on the place, and even Chen Xin on the side looked at Ye Fan with a confused expression.
It was Ye Fan who spoke, Ye Fan shrugged and pointed to the black man lying on the ground, "He is an AIDS patient, the blood you added should have..."
It doesn't take much to say this, adults can understand it!