Chapter 30: The Trick of the Scales

Shu Mingxuan entered the Dong Mansion, and Dong Zhuo had been waiting here for a long time.

"Haha, I heard my servant mention you, but I didn't expect you to be able to enter here. Dong Zhuo said with a smile.

"If it weren't for Diao Chan's help, I would have turned into a peach in your peach tree maze array......" Shu Mingxuan complained.

"Diao Chan, she has been a guest in my house for the past few days, and she is actually willing to help you as an outsider. Dong Zhuo wondered.

"Oh, maybe it's my incomparable personality that attracted her. Shu Mingxuan brushed his long hair and smiled.

Subsequently, Dong Zhuo hosted a banquet to entertain Shu Mingxuan to thank him for cleaning up the rebels and saving the old man.

During the banquet, Dong Zhuo smiled and said, "The old man has a reluctant invitation. A few days ago, a merchant gave a Persian cat, I don't know where it went, can you help me catch it and give it to Diao?"

"Well, just pay for a visit here. Shu Mingxuan agreed.

Shu Mingxuan searched in the Dong Mansion, and finally caught it in a corner of the back garden, this is a plush fat cat, if you don't look carefully, you will mistake it for a ball of yarn.

Giving the Persian cat to Diao Chan, Diao Chan couldn't put it down and said, "Hehe, thank you Taishi Dong, he is really a good person." ”

Shu Mingxuan looked at Diao Chan's performance and couldn't help but say, "Oh my God, you're not Diao Chan, where did that ruffian go in the morning? Where did that breezy expression go?"

"This knight, you have recognized the wrong person, I have never seen you. Diao Chan said.

Shu Mingxuan was speechless for a while: "Is it because you have a split personality, or am I insane......"

Diao Chan was still teasing the Persian cat, and she said to Shu Mingxuan: "This cat is so cute, can you help me find something to eat for it." ”

"I just saw a lot of fish in the pond in the back garden, hehe, catch some and feed the cats. Shu Mingxuan said.

Shu Mingxuan came to the back garden again and caught some fish in the pond.

Diao Chan expressed his gratitude, and then said: "Hmm~~ What do you say it's good to name?"

"Tangyuan. Shu Mingxuan said casually.

"Really...... Quite apt ......."

"Look at it curled up in a ball and snoring, it is destined to have a spherical body in this life. Shu Mingxuan complained.

"By the way, just now the subordinate said that Lu Bu is looking for me, you go and help me see what is going on. Diao Chan said.

"Lu Bu? Shu Mingxuan exclaimed.

Coming to the outside of the peach blossom forest, Shu Mingxuan saw Lu Bu waiting here.

"Alas, after several appointments, Miss Diao Chan refused to come out to see me. Lu Bu said helplessly.

Shu Mingxuan: "Mrs. Dong sent a fat cat to her, but you didn't send anything, and you didn't have any sincerity at all." ”

Lu Bu hurriedly said: "What......! He also said to the sable girl...... No, I'm going to give a gift too!What does Diao Chan like?"

Shu Mingxuan thought for a while and said, "Well...... Oh, and she loves animals with spherical statures. ”

"Great, one of my parrots is round and round, and can learn to speak, and is very clever. Please catch it and give it to Diao. Lu Bu said excitedly.

"It's good, I can let Diao Chan open a zoo. Shu Mingxuan complained in his heart.

Subsequently, Shu Mingxuan followed Lu Bu's guidance and grabbed the parrot and gave it to Diao Chan.

Diao Chan accepted Lu Bu's gift and said, "Hehe, this Luhua hen is so beautiful, thank you Lu Bu for helping me." ”

"It'..... It's a parrot ......," Shu Mingxuan couldn't laugh or cry. This parrot is fat, and if you don't look closely, you will indeed mistake it for an old hen.

Diao Chan was embarrassed for a while: "Uh, this way, it looks like a hen." In the future, I will call it Luhua. ”

Shu Mingxuan: "Good name...... Those two guys are asking you out, aren't you going to deal with it?"

"In this Yiwu, there are not only Qimen Dunjia, but also some stealth guards, I don't dare to walk around. Diao Chan said.

"Dark guards, are they security guards? I'll meet them. ”

......

Shu Mingxuan came to several sneaking guards, and their sneaky appearance had already made Shu Mingxuan feel puzzled and unhappy. Whether it was when the Peach Tree Formation was broken through the Qimen Formation, or in the Dong Mansion, the actions of the sneaking guards seemed to protect this place, but it always made people feel uncomfortable.

"Ice Thorn! Poison is permeated!" Shu Mingxuan shot at the stealth guard.

Unable to dodge, the guards were beaten in agony. Shu Mingxuan was given a Dark Guard badge in the chaos.

"Why can you see me, you're hanging up?" said the stealth guard in horror.

"You are so swaggering through the market and claiming to be stealthy, are you collectively cultivating the brain-dead Dafa, thinking that you have stealth skills?" Shu Mingxuan mocked.

"Alas, buy a knockoff invisibility suit, otherwise I won't be able to beat you!" the stealth guard said indignantly.

Shu Mingxuan looked at the badge in his hand, returned to Diao Chan's side and said to her: "Strange, the badge on the security guard brother has a phoenix pattern, which is not quite like Dong Zhuo's style." ”

Diao Chan: "These secret guards are very strange, they follow Taishi Dong every day, but they never make a move." ”

"That's right, the last time there were rebels nearby, I didn't see them come out to fight, it's really unprofessional. Shu Mingxuan complained.

Diao Chan: "Leave them alone." Lu Hua and Tangyuan are hungry, you can help me feed them some food. ”

"What, the stupid bird and the fat cat are hungry again? It's like a pig......

......

"Hi, Luhua...... Where is this stupid look...... Is Lu Bu blind......"

Coming to the place where the reeds and glutinous rice balls were raised, Shu Mingxuan couldn't help but complain when he looked at the reeds.

Lu Hua: "My dear, people miss you, you haven't come to see me for so long." ”

Shu Mingxuan was stunned: "Stupid...... Stupid Bird...... Did you have a stroke or a convulsion?"

Lu Hua: "Kill that old thief quickly, and after the matter is done, we can be together." ”

Shu Mingxuan knew what was going on when he thought about it, and he smiled sinisterly: "Hehe, it seems that you are really a clever bird." The animals of this era are not simple. ”

Then he chatted with Tang Yuan: "Fat cat, you often run around in the house, have you heard any unspeakable gossip?" ”

"Meow. ”

Shu Mingxuan: "Fat cat, did you say Diao Chan is using beauty tricks to provoke the relationship between Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu." ”

"Meow. ”

Shu Mingxuan: "Fat cat, if you eat and sleep like this again, if you sleep and eat, you will soon become a pig." ”

"Meow. ”

"What a hopelessly fat cat......"

......

"Hey, their flesh has obviously grown again. Shu Mingxuan reported.

"I want to ask Mrs. Dong to come out and thank him in person for sending me the rice balls. Diao Chan said.

"It's finally time to make a move. Provoked at both ends, you are really more infernal than Infernal Affairs. Shu Mingxuan sneered.

"What you're talking about, I don't understand. Diao Chan was a little flustered.

"Don't be nervous, I'll help you, I'm the best at sowing discord. Shu Mingxuan blinked.

"You...... What makes me believe. Unless, help me get rid of all the secret guards in the house. Diao Chan said.

"Oh, that's a little thing. ”

Shu Mingxuan used a little trick to lure all the stealth guards out and catch them all.

"When did you find out?" Diao asked.

"Haha, you know it thousands of years later...... Besides, if you stupid bird with a lot of mouths publicize, the whole world will soon know about it. Shu Mingxuan said.

Diao Chan: "Dong Zhuo is tyrannical and unkind, controls the government and brutalizes the people, such a traitor, everyone will be punished." ”

"Hehe, you're really unpredictable. Only such a brave and resourceful woman can take on this great responsibility. ”

Diao Chan: "It's just a matter of choice, who wants to get involved in such a dispute if you have a choice...... In the evening, I plan to ask Lu Bu to go to Fengyi Pavilion. ”

Shu Mingxuan couldn't help but say in his heart: Hehe, poor Lu Bu, I will never be able to wait for you. But he still said: "Don't worry, I'll take care of Dong Zhuo's side." ”

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When Dong Zhuo saw Shu Mingxuan, he smiled and said, "How is it, does Diao Chan like that cat?"

She couldn't put it down, and she named it Tangyuan. But well...... Lu Bu also gave her a reed ...... Oh no, a parrot. Shu Mingxuan said.

"What!!!This traitor!!I'm going to kill him. Dong Zhuo was furious.

"Oh yes, he also asked Diao Chan to go to Fengyi Pavilion for a private meeting. "Shu Mingxuan added fuel to the fire.

"I'm so angry! Help me take down this rebel, I will be rewarded!" Dong Zhuo said angrily.

"Hey, hey, happy to oblige. ”

Lu Bu's strength is the dragon and lion eight stars, and he is considered the number one general in this range in the Han Dynasty, and defeating him can satisfy some of the pleasure in his heart. But history will not be rewritten, and Lu Bu will still turn the tables.

Shu Mingxuan beat Lu Bu without saying anything, and arrested him, explaining the reason, Lu Bu laughed and said: "I knew that sooner or later my father-in-law would turn his face and deny people, and he had already installed a lot of secret guards in the mansion. ”

Shu Mingxuan was embarrassed for a while: "Eh, those security guards are your people? ”

"As long as I give an order, Dong Zhuo doesn't want to get out alive!" Lu Bu said.

"Although I can't bear to break your beautiful illusions...... But those security guards were almost wiped out by me......"

"You! Dong Zhuo is cruel and murderous, perverse, and you actually help him?" Lu Bu was shocked.

"That's not true, this guy will get rid of sooner or later, it seems that he can only be handed over to me, a terminator who is both intelligent and invincible in the world. Shu Mingxuan said lightly.

Shu Mingxuan released Lu Bu, and he returned to the Dong Mansion, pointed the Liuyun Gun in his hand at Dong Zhuo, and said, "I'm sorry Master Taishi, Brother Xiang has said, life and death are fate, history is doomed, even if I cover it again, it will be useless." ”

"Hahahaha, even the people of destiny came to help, and the twins really didn't disappoint me. Dong Zhuo laughed, his voice was very sharp.

"You...... How did your voice become a woman......? Charm scales!" Shu Mingxuan was shocked.

Dong Zhuo said with a sinister smile: "Haha, since the big thing has been accomplished, Diao Chan has no use value, but it's a pity, how thin it has been since ancient times." ”

"What did you do to Diao Chan?!" Shu Mingxuan said angrily.

"Haha, life and death are fateful, history is destined, you said it. Dong Zhuo looked at Shu Mingxuan playfully.

"You! I'll settle accounts with you later!" Shu Mingxuan planned to go to Diao Chan first.

"Haha, I don't have time to accompany you, you can find the real Dong Zhuo to play by yourself. ”

After speaking, I saw a wisp of white smoke pull away from Dong Zhuo's body and fly into the distance. Seeing that the charm scales had left, Shu Mingxuan hurriedly went to find Diao Chan.