Chapter 45: Do you have to pretend to be dead before you play Heavenly Palace?
The two aunts looked flustered, no matter from which point of view, they couldn't get out of the relationship.
The suspect's hat is secured.
But in the face of a group of villagers, they did not dare to admit that they had stimulated the Hu family's death. I don't know why the Hu family disappeared!
Even the poultry raised by the Hu family did not fall behind. Also learn to "disappear".
The two aunts knelt down: "Dog, wronged." β
Dog: Why did I wronged you? The conclusion I just came to is something that anyone can think of.
"It's not what you think!" said the two aunts.
Dog: Now come with me to Hu Daxian's house and take a look.
"Good. The two aunts agreed.
The two aunts led the way, the dog and the villagers followed, and the mighty procession walked towards the blind man's house.
The strange thing for everyone is that the Hu family is actually basking in the sun leisurely.
"This, this. "The villagers of Zhouyuan Village were curious.
Didn't they say they're missing? Where did this man come from?
They were unharmed and didn't seem to be stimulated. The blind man pulled the erhu, and the rest of the people made tea and listened to the music.
This kind of life is extremely leisurely and comfortable, and it is the life that every villager yearns for.
The dog also felt strange, wrote on the ground, and asked the villagers to ask, "Hu Xianren, are you okay?"
The blind man couldn't see the dog, but his family saw the dog's appearance and told him.
The blind man put down the erhu and said politely: "Daxian is coming, and he is not welcomed, and he still looks at Haihan!"
The villagers looked at each other, and the dog instantly became a great immortal?
What is the reason for this?
Even the dog himself didn't know how to become a great immortal, he didn't know how to tell fortunes, he didn't know how to measure words, and he didn't know how to read feng shui. Even the little spiritual power on his body was still sent to him by the spirit.
Dog: Where am I a great immortal, I am a mortal. Life and death, sickness and old age, I can't escape.
Hu Blind: I was playing in the Heavenly Palace for a few days, and I was very pleased to learn that when I came back, there would be a great immortal as a guest, so I let the family set up the table and stools, and played a tune to welcome the great immortal......
The villagers had an epiphany in an instant.
The blind man "disappeared" for a few days, and it turned out that he took his family to the Heavenly Palace as a guest. At this moment, it seems to be basking in the sun leisurely, but it turns out to welcome the arrival of dogs. What is even more surprising is that the dog is also an immortal.
Dog: I'm not a great immortal. Don't get me wrong. I'm here to find Lin Yuan.
Blind Hu: Not long after Lin Yuan left, she and the police went to Zuo'an in the town. Originally, they were asked to have a sip of tea before leaving, but they said that they had something very important to do, so it was not good to keep them. No sooner have they gone than your hind feet have come.
Dog: Did she say what to do?
Blind Hu: No! I just explained to the police about my disappearance, and when they saw that I had returned safely, they cared for me and greeted me, and then left.
Dog: Thank you!
Blind Hu: Daxian first take a sip of tea before leaving. You can come to my humble house, it's really brilliant, and you are fortunate to have three lives.
Dog: I'm really not a great immortal. I still have farm work. Went first.
The dog didn't drink the tea brought by the blind man, and hurriedly led Xiao Hei away.
The villagers of Zhouyuan Village were impressed by the dog, and it turned out that he was also a great immortal.
Let's not talk about the dog's fairy arts. can get the respect of Hu Daxian, he must be an amazing immortal.
On the way, the villagers asked, "Dog, are you really good at fairy arts?"
"Dog, no wonder you have been in bed for fifteen years, and you are still young and beautiful. β
......
For the praise of the villagers, the dog really didn't dare to accept it.
The dog stopped, used a bamboo stick, and wrote on the ground: Okay. Don't mess around. I'm just a civilian. Authentic ordinary people.
It was originally true.
But the villagers thought he was too modest.
"Dog, no wonder you're in good health. I can get the heart of my wish. β
"Dog, not only can you talk, but you can also be human. β
......
The dog was speechless.
Aunt Hong'er and Li Muzai's mother had a false alarm, originally thinking that it would stimulate the Hu family.
Seeing that they are alive and well, I am sure that they must have cheated to death.
It's like Li Muzai's mother stabbed Lingyuan and fainted when she saw blood. As for the Hu family's visit to the Heavenly Palace for a few days, it is estimated to be a mythical story. Becoming a god is not an easy thing, and it is not something that can be achieved by just one person.
Individual villagers set their sights on Aunt Hong'er and Li Muzai's mother.
"Auntie, if you ask for a charm in the future, you can find a dog. They are all from the same village, and they take care of his business. He is the grandson of Mrs. Feng. Aunt Feng used to be very good to us. β
"If you look for Hu Daxian to draw a talisman, it will cost about 20 yuan a piece, and I think the dog only needs 15 yuan a talisman. β
......
Dogs don't dare to do these porcelain jobs, and if they are not careful, they will break the porcelain and even break their toes.
The dog stopped and wrote on the ground: I really don't have the power to do this. I can only farm and do housework. The rest, I won't.
I can't see with my eyes, and I haven't drawn a sigil. It's not what Hu Daxian said.
"Dog, you're always so humble. The villagers praised.
The dog didn't want to explain, so he pulled on Xiao Hei's rope, and Xiao Hei immediately barked.
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This made a group of villagers gagged.
This is the quiet scene.
The dog led Xiao Hei, walked in front, quickened his pace, returned to Zhouyuan Village, and continued to work.
Aunt Hong'er and Li Muzai's mother came to the original owner's mountain with a sickle and a flat pole and began to collect firewood.
While working, Aunt Hong'er said: "I didn't expect the dog to be a great immortal, no wonder Yuan'er told us not to be impulsive and wait first." It turned out that the dog had already calculated this scene and told Yuan'er that Hu Daxian would come back. β
Li Muzai's mother: "When Daxian visits the Heavenly Palace, do you pretend to be dead first, and then swim over?"
Aunt Hong'er didn't dare to talk nonsense, and finally waited for the Hu family to come back, whether they pretended to be dead or had an out-of-body soul, as long as they lived safely, the case would be solved.
"Shhhh Don't disturb the earth god. Immortals, like mortals, usually visit the door and exchange courtesies. β
Aunt Hong'er is probably frightened.
If it is put in modern times, it must be that I have watched too many mythological TV series and have hallucinations.
"I didn't speak ill of the immortals. I'm just curious. Is it that when they play in the sky, they have to pretend to be dead first. You have to scare us first, so that it will be even more mysterious. β
"Shhhhhhhhhh
"Now the dog is a great immortal. Shh I'm just curious. β
Aunt Hong'er said: "The dog is a great immortal, and I wish that my child may not be a great immortal." Now, it is not known what she was taken to do in a police car. β
Li Muzai's mother told a bad joke.
"I'm willing to take a police car to visit the Heavenly Palace, can't you?"