This is a capable woman, isn't Liu Chan just following her way!

"Your patriarch sent a message to me a few days ago, asking me to continue to promote the changes in the world. Luo Yan, find an opportunity, go to Liu Yuan's side, and when the time is right, urge him to raise troops against Jin. I personally went to see Sima Jian, the king of Qi. ”

"Disciple respects the master and respects the order!"

Yan Jun Palace, at noon. The fifth child walked in from outside the hall with a cow. With joy on his face, the aura on his body became deeper and deeper.

The boss clapped his hands and said, "Okay, good, there is finally another golden immortal." We must make persistent efforts to strive for the early promotion of Da Luo. ”

The fifth child gave him a blank look and threw the cow on the ground. How easy is it to advance to the realm, how many years has it been before I have been promoted from an immortal to a golden immortal. Want to be Da Luo, crazy?

"I led a cow from Du Kang's house, which should be a celebration. After all, thousands of years have passed, and it has finally taken another step forward. ”

The fifth child talked and began to cook the cattle on the ground. He didn't use a knife, but just made a false stroke in the air with his hand, and the ox was torn apart and cut neatly.

Without waiting for him to shout, Yuding had already turned out the three-legged tripod that had not been used for a long time from the corner of the main hall, carried it to the hall, and added firewood to make a fire below.

Zhang Liang smiled: "What a glutton!"

Yuding said: "Eating and drinking, it is bliss in the world, and there is no need to forget these things when you become an immortal." Zhang Zifang, do you want to eat? If you eat, come down and take a hand and go get some water. ”

"I'm going to eat! Wait a minute, I'll go." Zhang Liang put down the case, flew out with the water tank in his arms.

The boss patted the table board and said, "What are you doing! This is the time on duty, cooking cattle at this time, and I am not afraid of being known by the emperor! If the emperor is angry, we will have to walk around without eating!"

Guiguzi glanced at him and said, "As if you care, among so many Yan Jun, you don't take the emperor seriously." ”

"I have respect in my heart!"

Liu Heng teased: "When I was the emperor, if there were courtiers like you under my hands, I would have been exiled for three thousand miles a long time ago!"

"The emperor is magnanimous, which emperor in the world can compare!"

The fifth child laughed twice and said, "Come on, who doesn't know you, you love the emperor's jokes the most on weekdays." Of the ten emperors in the world, which one has not been ridiculed by you. No wonder Gou Chen will remember your revenge, you deserve it!"

The boss wanted to refute, but saw a flash of light in the air, and a face emerged. Immediately stopped to say that he was about to exit, and glanced at Yan Jun in the hall by the way, signaling not to mess up.

The emperor's face was still filled with a kind of blandness, like a pool of unfazed water. It's really embarrassing to be lazy to eat meat and be caught by your boss.

The boss couldn't see the embarrassment on his body, and he didn't have any cherry blossoms but looked a little out of the way, and asked, "The emperor crosses the border to spread the Fa, I don't know what's going on?"

"Hmm... , The Beidou and Nandou of the realm have vacated the positions of several star monarchs, and some affairs need to be dealt with urgently, so the three of Dai Difu Yan Jun Guiguzi, Zhang Liang, and Liu Heng went to the realm to take up their posts and set off immediately. ”

"! There are a few people left in the underworld now! The sixth Yan Jun Taiji is missing, and the seventh Yan Jun Taiji is still in the West Pole, if you transfer three more, the work of the underworld will not be done!"

The boss threw the table directly, and he threw it accurately, just passing through the emperor's face. It's just an image, there is no substance. His actions shocked us very much, and we have never dared to treat the emperor like this.

The emperor felt as if nothing had happened, and said, "Collect your temper, it won't grow much after so many years." What's the use of complaining about me, whether it's still a vacancy, you have to find a way to fill it yourself!"

The boss rolled up his sleeves and was about to rush down, but I hurriedly grabbed him. Can't let him really make a move against the emperor, don't fight over there in the country of the dead, here the underworld will start a war with the realm first. No matter how hard it is, you can't beat it, Zun, all the people in the underworld together are not enough for a spoonful of stew.

The emperor smiled apologetically and scattered his image.

When Zhang Liang came back, Yan Jundian had already changed. The original joy had been replaced by dullness, and the three-legged tripod was kicked aside. The firewood under the ding was scattered all over the ground, and a little spark was still burning. The boss will pull his hair again, and he will make himself bald. The fifth child is still abusing the three-legged tripod, punching and smashing the big tripod flat. Xuannu and I are relatively normal, but we also have gloomy faces.

Guiguzi and Liu Heng stepped forward to pull Zhang Liang aside and explained the story in detail.

Zhang Liang was surprised and said, "Even the emperor dares to fight?"

Liu Heng said: "I didn't hit it, I'm sulking now!"

Guiguzi said: "Zifang, everyone is a saint, should you be edicted?"

Zhang Liang sighed and said, "I don't know what to do, the emperor's order is too hasty, the current affairs of the underworld are already heavy, the three of us are gone, I'm afraid that the rest of Yan Jun will not have a good time." ”

Hearing their words, the boss said, "It has nothing to do with you, you should go, we can always figure out a way." The emperor is not a harsh person, and if he wants to come to Beidou and Nandou, he is indeed more anxious to employ people than the underworld. ”

I also said: "Yes, you go yours, I will transfer Fusu to help in a while." It will not disturb the order of the Lin Mansion. ”

Zhang Liang and the others were a little relieved, explained some affairs, and went back to Yanjun Village to pack their luggage.

Daji never dared to speak, it was the first time she had seen Yan Jundian have such a big anger. At this moment, I saw that it had calmed down a lot, and only then did I step forward to clean up the table and documents that were knocked over by the boss.

Yu Ding looked at the big tripod at the feet of the fifth child and asked, "That... Are our cows still cooking?"

Lao Wu stomped his feet on the tripod again, and said, "Cook! I can't spoil the mood, I'll go find a new tripod." ”

After that, he hurried out of the main hall. The Xuannu and I got up to help Daji clean up the mess in this hall, and the eldest finally wiped out his hair, sighed long, and also walked down to help.

The immortals who have been promoted in the underworld over the years have all been transferred to the realm by the emperor at this moment. The original nine Yan Jun also transferred three, plus the fourth reincarnation, the missing sixth, and the left, but the boss, the fifth, the seventh, and me. Now Lao Qi is still in the country of the dead, and there are only five people in the underworld's Yan Jun, plus the Xuannu and the substitute Yuding.

But the affairs of Kedifu have more than doubled in these years. Even if the five of us stayed up all night, we were afraid that we wouldn't be able to do everything. I don't know what kind of thinking the emperor has, so that he will evacuate the underworld here.

Zhang Liang, Guiguzi and Liu Heng returned to Yanjun Hall with a big bag, and came to correct with us to catch up with the fifth child who found a new Dading out of nowhere, and left them to say: "Don't leave in a hurry, eat beef and then go on the road, the right is to practice the school for you to reach the realm, get busy, I'm afraid that the meeting will be indefinite." ”

The four of them walked into the main hall, and the boss was stunned when he saw the big tripod that Lao Wuxin had found, and asked, "Where did you find it?" Four-legged tripod, isn't this thing still used as a ritual weapon in the underworld?"

"Ritual utensils are not all used to make offerings to ancestors and immortals, we are not immortals, we are just right to use. Yuding, add firewood and water, and get into the pot!"

Yuding quickly began to work, and now he is good at more than just fish soup. The cooking skills are almost catching up with Yi Zhi, and after Yi Zhi became the God of Food, he didn't seem to have made any new dishes, but he got some new vegetables from other gods. If you have time, you should write him a letter and ask for some to plant one in the underworld.

A pot of beef was quickly boiled out of its aroma, and several jars of fine wine were brought out of the corner, slapped open the mud seal, and poured into the bowl Zheng Everyone was drunk, only the boss looked at us full of envy. Before he became an immortal, there was no such thing as wine in the world. After having wine, he had already become a Da Luo Jin Immortal, and he couldn't get drunk.

Eventually we all lay on the ground, babbling nonsense that didn't make sense. The boss carried Guiguzi and Zhang Liang, and carried Liu Heng on his shoulders, and sent the three of them on the road.

Separation is always a painful thing, whether it is a human, a ghost, or a god.