"You're a quitter?!"

For the monk who quits the idiot, Qin Tian has countless conjectures.

I thought that he might be a dying old man, but he was a virtuous monk who traveled all over the world to save sentient beings from suffering.

I also thought that he might be a bloodthirsty blood vajra, who had committed countless murders, and was not allowed to be in Buddhism, so he avoided the world in Baiyun Temple.

But I never expected it to be such a guy.

At the age of seventeen or eighteen, he was born with clear eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, a thief's essence flowing in his eyes, and a shaved head, but there was no ring scar.

Qin Tian finally understood the reason for Zhenyangzi's sentence "It is inconvenient to enter", it was not the conflict of doctrines between Buddhism and Taoism, but simply because this guy was a wine and meat monk, thinking out of sight and out of mind.

At this time, he rolled up his sleeves, a white-cut chicken leg in his left hand, and a grilled pork rib in his right hand.

The idiot glanced at Qin Tian, an uninvited guest, and then bit off a piece of meat from the chicken leg, and asked vaguely, "Who are you?"

"I, I'm your uncle!" Qin Tian jumped to his feet and scolded, not only scolding the idiot, but also scolding the old man Zhao who trekked through mountains and rivers and came to Baiyun Temple.

"Cut!"

The idiot sneered, and squinted at Qin Tian: "My uncle has already seen the Buddha!"

Qin Tian was suddenly choked, and he didn't think that he was still a prickly head, so he sarcastically said: "Are you embarrassed to mention the Buddha? Don't tell me you eat vegetarian chicken and vegetarian meat!"

Even if the Buddha was moved out, the mouth of the idiot still did not stop, and it seemed that the more he ate, the more fragrant he became: "You know an egg, the Buddha is wine and meat through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart." ”

"Only those second-rate people need to restrain the Zen mind with clear rules and precepts, and my Buddha's heart is eternal and unmoving, that is, I am a Buddha, and every word and deed is the true meaning of the Dharma. ”

is full of crooked reasoning, but what he says is true.

Qin Tian has 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart, eating meat, foul language, and daring to say two out of three sentences without leaving the Buddha?

Aren't you really afraid that the Buddha will appear and slap you to death?

"Who are you yet?" the idiot continued to ask, and then threw aside the chicken leg bones that had eaten clean, not forgetting to rub the oil on the top of the monk's robe.

Qin Tianqiang resisted the urge to strangle this guy, grinded his teeth and said, "Old man Zhao asked me to come!"

"Oh, you're Senior Qin's nephew?"

The idiot took a bowl of noodles and took a sip, his cheeks bulging.

Come on, it seems that I really didn't find the wrong person, but what kind of thing is the title of this teacher and nephew?

Qin Tian pointed to the thick black hair on the top of his head and retorted: "You can eat things indiscriminately, don't recognize your nephew indiscriminately! I didn't see my master, but I have hair? I am not a monk, I am a secular person who can legally drink wine, eat meat and marry a daughter-in-law." ”

As soon as he heard this, he was like a wild cat that had only been stepped on by its tail, completely exploded, slapped the table, and became angry: "Who said that a monk can't marry a daughter-in-law!"

Qin Tian glanced at him and said perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, your physical strength can keep up, you can marry ten!"

"The key is that I'm really not your nephew!"

The idiot said as a matter of course: "You are the disciple of Senior Brother Zhao, so naturally you are my senior nephew!"

"No, according to the rules, Senior Brother Zhao can't accept heirs anymore, so in this way, you really can't be considered my nephew. The tone of the quit seemed to be a little regretful.

Qin Tian was still a little apprehensive in his heart, although he and Old Man Zhao did not have the name of master and apprentice, but there was the fact of master and apprentice, after all, the grace of preaching and teaching was something he could not deny.

The unreliable guy in front of him doesn't seem to be as old as himself, but his seniority is ridiculously high, and he is the same age as Old Man Zhao, but if you want to call him "Uncle Shi", it is too embarrassing.

"Have you eaten?" asked the Idiot suddenly.

Qin Tian shook his head honestly, he went straight to Baiyun Temple without eating lunch, and looked at the table full of good dishes and meat, and he was also a little greedy.

The idiot immediately went to the kitchen and took a clean dish and chopsticks, and put them in front of Qin Tian: "Don't mind, let's have a meal together." ”

Not to mention anything else, at least this guy's ability to deceive himself is absolutely first-class, and the big fish and meat are all forced by him to be a meal, but Qin Tian has changed a lot of his opinion.

Qin Tian was not polite, he sat opposite the idiot, put down his chopsticks like flying, and asked while eating: "Old man Zhao is really your senior brother?

The idiot shook his head: "It's not the same brother, according to the seniority of our respective teachers, we are considered to be the same generation." ”

Hearing this, Qin Tian's heart was a little shaken, it stands to reason that Old Man Zhao would not tease him for no reason.

Yes, if he can't even see through this guy's realm, then he is very likely to be a master above the Jindan realm.

Could it be that he is still a master of beauty?

Qin Tian asked tentatively, "What kind of cultivation are you?"

"The foundation is complete! the kind that is about to break through the realm!" the idiot blurted out.

Qin Tian almost couldn't resist the urge to flip the table, feeling that this guy is really a straw bag, this trip is in vain, God damn old man Zhao, you wait for me!

The idiot didn't notice Qin Tian's abnormality, and said thoughtlessly: "By the way, you will eat more this time, so that you don't have to wait for the time to do it." ”

Qin Tian hung his head and said weakly: "What kind of hands do you move?

The idiot was very comfortable and burped: "Senior Brother Zhao didn't mention it to you beforehand?"

Qin Tian held a chopstick, poked the braised pork in the bowl, and muttered: "That old bastard just asked me to come to you, and didn't say anything else." ”

"That's right..."

The idiot touched his bald head and said curiously: "Senior Brother Zhao said that you are quite capable of fighting, I don't look like it at all..."

Qin Tian glanced him up and down,-for-tat: "Isn't it itchy skin?"

The idiot smiled, not caring at all: "Can you speak? If it weren't for Senior Brother Zhao's face, I wouldn't have agreed to let you be my assistant!"

Qin Tian thought that this guy's brain was mostly funny, so he hurriedly shook his head: "I don't have this blessing, master, you just leave the opportunity to someone who is destined." ”

I didn't expect to be anxious for a while: "Hey, hey, don't let me go temporarily, otherwise I'll break with you!"

Qin Tian said angrily: "Lao Tzu hasn't been able to understand the situation until now! I wonder if you and Old Man Zhao are planning to sell me together, right?"

The idiot looked suspicious: "I really don't know?"

Qin Tian was completely speechless, and said angrily: "Your uncle, believe it or not!

The idiot will be suspicious, and then he explained: "I am a monk of Nanhua Temple, and I also have the identity of a demon slayer in the world, and I took over a task a few days ago, responsible for a case of theft of golden jade clothes. ”

Qin Tian was puzzled: "The theft of cultural relics is also under your control?"

The idiot shook his head and said, "Naturally, it is not my turn to go out for the theft of ordinary cultural relics, if it is related to the evil demon outer way, it is another matter." ”