152 Big Tachibana: I don't think I'm fat at all!
Before leaving work in the evening, Foreman Li found Anping again and talked about the time for the workers to discuss.
Tomorrow afternoon.
So after dinner in the evening, Anping had to gather the animals in the garden for a meeting.
The little ones had just eaten enough, and they were all eating with big bellies, lazy, and they didn't want to move.
Speaking of pot-bellied.......
An Ping's gaze subconsciously fell on Da Tang.
There's no way, who let this guy Da Tangerine, who has only joined the zoo for half a month, is already fat...... This bird-like.
Isn't that an exaggeration?
Big Tachibana yawned lazily and noticed An Ping's gaze, "Is there something wrong with the principal, why are you staring at me?"
An Ping's mouth moved, twitching slightly.
"Big orange, you seem to be a little fat now, don't you think about losing weight?"
"Lose weight?" I saw that the big orange looked like he didn't realize that he was super obese, and looked down at his stomach, "I think I'm okay, I'm not too fat." ”
Anping: .......
"Big orange, I suspect you have a problem with your eyes, you know that if you were a human man, fat enough to your level, it would have to be that kind of belly that is so big that you can...... I can't see anyone anymore, and I haven't gained much weight yet?"
Big orange still has a lot of contact with humans, and Anping's analogy, it can understand.
But if you understand it, it obviously has a different opinion.
I saw the big orange look left and right leisurely, "Principal, I may be a little fat, but you look at everyone, they haven't lost any weight, isn't this to fit in?"
Well?
What does that mean?
Wait a minute!
An Ping was startled, and quickly blinked his eyes a few times in a row.
So in the next second, he understood the truth of 'I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because I am in this mountain'.
He was frightened, really frightened, and he couldn't figure out when it started, and how, these little guys, one by one, had become fat like this!
Come on!
What have you all eaten, how can you be fat like this?
Wait, what about myself?
Anping, who was further frightened, hurriedly ran up, stood on the scale, and weighed ......
Hiss!
This Nima, in a month, has gained more than 20 pounds, is this a joke?
I don't want to be fat!
"Hehe," Big Orange walked over lazily, glanced at the numbers on the scale, and immediately laughed out loud, "Principal, did you just notice that you are actually a lot fatter?"
Anping: .......
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Well, I was supposed to gather all the little ones for a meeting in the evening to talk about the children coming to play tomorrow.
But now, the topics of the meeting must be changed from one to two at once.
"Ahem," Anping coughed twice with a headache, "Be quiet, let's talk about tomorrow's business first, tomorrow there will be some children in the zoo to play with you, I need to make sure that you will definitely not hurt those children, you know?"
Animals: ??????
After a short silence, the animals suddenly became excited, as if they were unhappy.
"What are you talking about, Principal, we will never hurt children!"
"Principal, you are insulting us when you say such things!"
"Yes, Director, when have you ever seen us animals hurt children?"
"Although we are animals, we are not animals, and we will never hurt children!"
“......”
Forehead.
Anping was a little confused.
What's going on, why are you so excited, I don't think I've said anything excessive.
The little animals were still chattering, and Anping was helpless for a while, so he had to wait for these little guys to finish speaking, and quickly changed the wording, "Okay, okay, it's me who used the wrong words." I'm not telling you, I'm not saying you're going to hurt children. ”
"Hmph, that's pretty much it. ”
The little animals are arrogant, hey, it's hard to say.
So far, the first topic of tonight's meeting has quickly come to an end.
"Okay, then let's move on to the second thing, which is very important, and everyone has to listen carefully. ”
An Ping lit a cigarette and took a hard puff, the next words were definitely not easy for him, after all, once he said this, then he, who was also fat, had to lead by example and take the lead in starting to exercise and lose weight.
And to be honest, after such a period of lazy time, he has indeed been lazy a lot.
He doesn't want to exercise!
"Here's the thing, you're all too fat, you have to lose weight quickly!"
The extremely solemn words drifted into the air.
I saw a group of animals, speechless for a while, you look at me, I look at yours, as if I want to determine who Anping is talking about.
When An Ping saw it, he almost laughed angrily, "Don't look at it, I'm talking about all of you." Let's look at ourselves, eat and drink all day long, and don't exercise, what have you become fat?"
"Xiao Ban Xiaoyue, you are a family of five, look at you, are you almost like a ball?"
"Coke, look in the mirror and look at yourself, how thin were you when I brought you back? Look at you now, are you still like a dog? You're almost like a pig!"
"And the gray wolf, you are a wolf, you are fat like this, don't you feel ashamed of the face of the wolf clan?"
"Little fox, typhoon rain, and Xiaoduo Xiaocai, don't laugh, you are the same!"
"Especially Binghe, you're a squirrel, how can you be fat like this, don't you think it's inappropriate?"
“.......”
Fat is a disease, and it is also a disease that thieves hate.
See, a bunch of little guys, look at me again, I'll look at you.
Anping had made it clear that they had finally realized this cruel truth.
However, just as human women don't like to be called fat, they don't like to be said that.
So I saw these little guys, and suddenly they all raised their heads and looked at Anping.
"What about you, sir?"
Anping: .......
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To lose weight, you have to lose weight.
Early in the morning, An Ping, who slept leisurely as usual, had to pay for the words he said last night.
At around six o'clock, a group of small animals poured into the room, chirping, and waking An Ping up.
"Principal, didn't you say you want to exercise?"
"It's all sunburned, why are you still sleeping?"
"Get up and run with us!"
Anping: .......
Glancing at the time in a daze, the time showed that it was a quarter past six in the morning.
A quarter past six!
"It's only a quarter past six.......!
Forget it, the promise you made yourself will be fulfilled on your knees.
A few minutes later, Anping dragged his heavy body to the grass with a heavy body.
Take a deep breath!
The air in the morning is really sweet and speechless.
"Wait, I'll send you a message to the principal's wife, don't worry. ”
Anping took out his mobile phone, and a message was quickly sent.
"Xiaojing, good morning, are you still sleeping?
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