Chapter 039: The First God of the Internet
Tonight's netizens have opened their eyes, what is it called to spray the crowd? What is it called to scold people without dirty words, but every sentence pierces people's hearts? What is it called to be concise and to the point, but no matter how you refute it, it seems pale and powerless?!
Scolding also has a rank.,Dirty talk is the lowest and most brain-saving.,The highest-level way of scolding is like this girl.,Every time you scold someone, it's so funny.,People can't help but be powerless to resist.,The black powder is gone in smoke between talking and laughing!
Netizens are all kneeling, a prodigy Li Yiru has just come out of the Chinese academic circles, and the critics have come out with the first god "Yiru Chief Fan Sister"! This year is really full of talents!
Just when the gods were dealing with the black fans, a magical scene happened in the comment area, the two sides who were originally arguing and scolding didn't know when the war gradually stopped, and both sides silently watched the personal performance of Yiru's chief fan sister!
At this time, this kind of grand occasion of scolding everyone and who collapsed has never appeared in the critic world!
When everyone scares people, they basically spray straight up, and even use foul language, and occasionally a golden sentence may burst out with a flash of inspiration, but like a girl who is so violent, she abuses more than 30 black fans in one breath and every time it is a hilarious golden sentence, and there are still a few cases in the commentary world!
However, after this girl finished the 38th black fan "Easy Wolf", she suddenly disappeared, and everyone kept refreshing the screen, and in the next 10 minutes, the ID of "Yiru's Chief Fan Sister" never appeared again.
Every time netizens refresh it, they will always find that in the comment area of "Easy Wolf", the number of likes for the last reply she left has surged a lot, and firmly occupies the position of the first hot comment, of course, everyone also saw the "Easy Wolf" swiping anger:
"Damn, who are you?"
"Vixen, there's a kind of you who sign up and I'll crawl into your bed in the middle of the night!"
"A woman with such a broken mouth can't die well!"
"Ahhh
"You coward, what kind of ability do you have to run away after scolding?"
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Just when netizens on both sides thought that the girl's legendary performance had come to an end and was ready to start the war again, the girl suddenly appeared again in the comment area of "Easy Wolf".
Yiru's chief fan sister: @逍遥狼, yo, are you a corpse?
"Easy Wolf" has not replied, and it is estimated that this time it may be really angry!
However, "Easy Wolf" has not replied to this situation because everyone only knew about it afterwards, netizens now have no time to take care of him, they all follow the footsteps of the sister, where the sister goes, everyone will go to watch!
The 39th hot comment black fan: "See, the eyes of the masses are bright, and the vast majority of netizens still support Dr. Chen!
Yiru's chief fan sister: "Is this a pig barking? Are all animals evolving so well now, even pigs can arch words?"
This black fan saw that the god didn't appear for 10 minutes, and thought that he had escaped a catastrophe, he replied in seconds: "Grass, why are you back again? I thought you were offline!"
"I'm sorry, I just went to the bathroom. Leather mìng has not succeeded yet, and your mother still needs to work hard!"
"it!"
The black powder was so angry that he smashed his fist on the mechanical keyboard, and then went to the hospital in the middle of the night......
Pick up the next black powder!
Li Yiru was very excited, his fighting spirit was high, he went down, huh? Obviously, the next black fan is the one called "Lin Musen", why can't you suddenly find him to comment? It's your turn to die, why are you gone?
Netizens don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement:
"The one called 'Lin Musen', did you delete the post?"
"Cowardice, there's a kind of don't delete the post!"
"Dare to spray or not? When you slander Li Yiru, you are so energetic, why did you slip away when you met a god?"
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Li Yiru is not happy! It's like a martial arts master who successfully cultivated and came back to take revenge, but the enemy ran away, this is so depressing, and there is no place to use it!
He was so angry that he left a message in the comment area: "Lin Musen, your mother called you back to be scolded!"
Damn, change to another black powder! When the next black powder was about to kill him, he found that this black powder was good.
"@亦儒首席迷妹, sister, I was wrong, I can't scold you for ten, let me go if you leave your mouth, don't worry, whoever scolds Li Yiru now I will go over and scold whoever I want!
"Why don't you go soon?"
"Okay!"
The netizens are also confused, and there is a reason to take the initiative to defect? Is the position of black fans not firm? Or does it just matter who it is who it is, as long as it is enjoyable?
Li Yiru found a problem in the Weibo comment area, it seems that the two sides don't quarrel much, as long as the screen is refreshed before, there are a lot of comments on the two sides violently, but now it's good, it seems that the people who scolded are basically gone, both sides stopped and became spectators, and the netizens who interacted with them also swept in.
Netizens have @her, uh......@他, let's @her:
"Girl, please take my knees!
"The ancients are really right, a woman is virtuous if she is not talented, hahaha! You are too talented, but you are also too lacking in virtue, but I like it!"
"The most beautiful woman with a poisonous tongue, I married you, and you help me quarrel in the future, then I don't have the feeling of playing abnormally after every quarrel. ”
"This sister is true love for Li Yiru, then I also have true love for you, sister, let's be the companion of Hongchen together and guard our angel Li Yiru, okay?"
……
Yiru's chief fan sister has become the focus of the entire critics tonight, with many followers, and has cultivated a large number of fans in a short period of time!
Seeing that the situation was not good, a big V fan of Dr. Chen hurriedly shouted: "We have encountered a bug! Brothers, let's go together, don't watch her masturbate us in order of popularity, let's get on LJ her together!"
Countless black fans suddenly @ her like wrapping zongzi.
"*&¥%¥@#¥*......" (sensitive words are manually blocked, and the brain makes up by yourself)
Yiru's chief fan sister: "Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, Fangcaotian!"
"What do you mean?!"
"I don't understand what it means? You can't even challenge the IQ of a normal person, so don't challenge the IQ of my handsome Li, please leave my sight mellowly. ”
Poof!
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"As a contestant, saying the title of Xiao Huáng's book on the stage and driving openly is rubbish! If I go on stage, I will never drive!"
"Wake up, first of all, you can't get on this stage! Secondly, after looking at your avatar, even if you go on stage, you can't drive, you look like you're in violation of the law!"
Poof! Kill one in a rage!
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"God has sprinkled wisdom all over the world, why do you need an umbrella?"
Duang!
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"If you can talk, talk more, listening to you, my inferiority complex has been cured for many years, and a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!"
Burst!
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"May the Lord bless you, anal, uh...... Amen!"
"Grass!"
……
Burst!
Grass!
Yes!
Duang!
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In ancient times, Zhao Zilong rode the savior alone, and now there is a chief fan sister who is alone to escort!
At the XX day of the XX year of the XX year, a classic battle of one to ten thousand in the critic world was born!
(Please ask for a ticket, friends who have a book list please add a book list, thank you.) It's not easy to sprout new, the results are dismal, the indicators are completely blown up, and you urgently need everyone's help!
Bang!
Bang!
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