"Do you like this doll bear?" I said, glancing back at the madman.

"I don't like it, but I know you do! How much does the boss want, wrap it up for me!" the madman looked at me with a terrible look on his face, and rubbed my body over to the shopkeeper.

Of course, the businessman is "mercenary", and when he saw the appearance of a bold gold owner, he immediately smiled like a chrysanthemum.

"Boss, buy things on a first-come, first-served basis, right?" Xie Ze courageously dragged the shopkeeper who had already begun to pack the madman and asked.

"Yours first, did you give the money?" the shopkeeper pursed her lips disdainfully, she was a fat woman in her thirties, covered with fat, and the ground trembled slightly when she walked, and it was a plate of flying pig's head meat.

"Hehe, Dick!" the madman raised his chin proudly.

"Yo, isn't this our famous madman in the second year of high school? Why are you wearing a mask? What's wrong? Do you think you're ugly and scared?" Wang Xing picked the eye droppings on the corners of his eyes, and pretended to be careless and bounced it on the madman's face.

"Grass and mud horse, what do you want to drop?" The madman himself was a violent temper, and when he was stimulated by Wang Xing like this, he pushed it on Wang Xing's chest.

Xie Zeyong and I also hurriedly rushed up, Xie Zeyong was not used to madmen at all, reached out and grabbed the neck of the madman, raised his fist and shouted: "Little bastard, who are you talking to?"

Four or five followers of the madman also quickly surrounded us, and a few of us scolded and pushed from the gift shop, and the boss of more than 200 pounds hurriedly walked to the middle of us to pull the rack, and shouted at the same time as he pulled his voice, "If you want to fight out, break my things, I will call the police!"

Hearing the word "alarm", our two waves of people separated almost at the same time, and Xie Zeyong took advantage of the chaos to kick the madman twice in a row.

"Dick, poor! Just like you, you still learn to buy gifts to coax girls, go dream..."The madman gasped, pointed at a few of us, and howled.

"your grandma, how much is the boss, I bought it!" Wang Xing took out a few big red tickets from his pocket and slapped them on the counter.

Seeing the money, the shopkeeper instantly showed an expression like looking at his father, and nodded in response.

"No matter how much it is, I'll add a hundred!" the madman was completely struck by us, grinning strangely.

"I'll fuck your grandma, the boss will give it to me..."The green tendons on Xie Zeyong's head popped out, and he took out a large handful of banknotes from his pocket to shoot them on the counter, I hurriedly grabbed his arm and shook my head to dissuade him, "Brother Yong, give it to him!" When something exceeds its original value, it's stupid to pay an extra penny, let's go!

"Poor, I really look down on you!huhhh

"It's like we think more of you, hehe!" Wang Xing glanced at the madman, and raised his arm defiantly, it seemed that every time as long as Xie Zeyong was in front of him, Wang Xing and I were always much bolder than usual.

"Hmph, boss swipe the card!" the madman snorted coldly, deliberately showing off a small plastic card from his pocket.

The owner of the pig's head meat shop had a green face at that time, and he hesitated for a long time and said, "Brother, we don't have a POS machine here, don't you have any cash on you?"

"Cash?" The madman was also a little stunned, looked at us who had already walked to the door, and hurriedly yelled at a few followers, "Give me the cash on your body, and I will pay you back later..."

Several people partnered together for a long time, and it was only a hundred yuan, and the madman's face was even more ugly than eating two catties of Rexiang, and he complained to the boss: "You find a POS machine to come over, and I will pay double the price!"

"Haha, I admire you for having no money and liking to pretend... I heard the boss of the house say that there is no credit card machine, take a bank card that I picked up, this is a meal!" Wang Xing took out a pile of banknotes that had just been divided from his pocket, stretched his waist and said sneeringly: "Poor dick, five people have made up a hundred yuan, and there is no one!"

"Hmph!," the madman walked out of the gift shop with his head bowed with his hands down.

"Look at you paralyzed!" Xie Zeyong deliberately bumped into the madman's body, and the madman didn't say a word, leaving the room with a gloomy face.

Seeing that we had cash, the fat boss smiled at me flatteringly, "Brother, sell the things to you, I'll give you a discount." ”

"Aren't you the Seven Fairies jumping rubber bands and pulling all the chickens?

"Eight-eight folds?" I smiled wickedly at the shopkeeper, seeing her nod, I sniffed and said chicly, "Don't buy it!" After speaking, we all walked out with our heads held high and walked out with a mustache, it was so cool to pretend to be forced.

"Seven-fold, what's the matter?" the fat woman hurriedly grabbed my arm.

"Alas, seven percent off is seven percent off, who made me kind!" I nodded and took out the money from my pocket to settle the bill, and the price of the seven percent discount was exactly the number I had just rubbed with her.

Mei Zizi left the gift shop with the big doll bear in her arms, "Soybeans grow in the sesame field." Wang Xing spat at the back of the madman who hadn't gone far.

"Soybeans grow in the sesame field, what do you mean?" Xie Zeyong looked puzzled.

"Bastard. Wang Xing shrugged his shoulders mockingly, then turned over and comforted me: "It's okay Hakangzi, you don't need to be like a dog." ”

"If the dog bites us, we will shoot the dog to death. The dog can't get used to this thing, the more you ignore it, the more it barks at you, only to be afraid, and you will definitely hide far away in the future. I looked at the madmen and thought for a few seconds before looking at them and smirking.

After that, we quietly followed the madman and them, and followed him into the tea shop where the family sold tea, "You two smoke a cigarette, the madman should probably pay, and then go in to answer him." I grinned at Wang Xing and Xie Zeyong, then straightened my head and looked inside the teahouse.

When I saw the madman holding a small pot of tea and a bank card and preparing to go to the checkout, I quickly walked in, stretched out my hand to the tea in the madman's hand and shouted to the boss: "How much is that pot of tea? I have a hundred more than him." ”

"Cowardice, bragging, don't be afraid to flash your tongue, do you know how much this big red robe costs a tael?" the madman looked back at me mockingly.

"It doesn't matter how much it is, I'm a hundred dollars more than you anyway!" I sniffed, took out all the money from my pocket, and shook it, "It's not enough, my brother still has it!"

Wang Xing and Xie Zeyong also took out the banknotes one after another, and we all looked like dirt buns and squinted at the madman together.

"Boss, tea is the first thing I liked. The madman hurriedly said to the boss, it seems that this song tea should be very important to the madman.

"Laugh, yours first, then I'll take a fancy to your mom first, can you be your dad first?" Xie Zeyong raised his middle finger at the madman.

"This box of tea leaves is 15,000, and I will pay 2,000! What can you afford to buy? A bunch of poor people!" The muscles on the madman's face kept twitching, and he probably itched the roots of his teeth with hatred.

"I'll give two thousand one..."In fact, I was about to drip blood in distress, but I still pretended to be indifferent on my face, "Whew..."

"I'm out of two thousand five!!!" the madman roared through gritted teeth.

"Two thousand six," I pulled out another red ticket.

"Grass mud horse, I'll give three thousand!" The madman stared at his two eyes, looking as if he wanted to bite someone, and hurriedly stuffed the bank card to the boss, "Quickly swipe the card for me!"

"It's the first time I've seen someone who has been wronged so elated, spending two shares of money to buy a penny, crazy brother is really a local tyrant!" I stretched out my thumb to him and secretly touched the cold sweat on my forehead.

"Waste, when you cry!" the madman menaced, holding the tea box and pointing at me threateningly.

"We're crying now, laughing and crying!" Xie Zeyong didn't save face for the madman at all, shrugged his shoulders, and "Brother Pingshi" seemed to lead us out of the teahouse.

"Hahaha... The forced pretending just now is indeed a bit lawless. After leaving the tea house, I laughed at them and said.

Seeing the madman come out angrily, Xie Zeyong deliberately raised his voice and said: "Pretending to be forced is a technical job and a skilled job, do you know what practice makes perfect?"

"It's just that the more you masturbate, the sooner you will she!" Wang Xing glanced at the madman, and shouted in a loud voice, "For example, some people, walking with their heels can't touch the ground, and they look like they have lost their kidneys!"

"Who are you talking about?" the madman lunged at us.