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If you tell your mother that her favorite Xiaobai is a lion king, and tell your father that the wolf he slips away every day is a wolf king......

Lying on the grass!

That picture is so beautiful, Chen Xiaobei can't think about it!

"Since you can't go back, why didn't you say it earlier?"

Chen Xiaobei was big for a while, and said: "Regardless of whether the family can accept it or not, if outsiders know about the existence of the two of you, I'm afraid that the relevant departments will arrest you as an alien alien species and slice you for research!"

Xiao Bai pursed his lips and said, "We came here to tell you today, just because, this time it's a special form advancement!

"Do you blame me?" Chen Xiaobei felt very painful, he knew that this was the result, so it was better to take action himself.

"Brother Bei, if you ask the person who gave you the immortal pet rations, he may have a way. Sirius reminded.

"Yes, there is also the Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms!"

Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up, and he immediately took out his mobile phone.

Xiaobai was sent by the Bull Demon King at the beginning, and the fairy pet rations were first given by the Roaring Sky Dog.

Chen Xiaobei thought about it, and entered the 'Brotherhood' group first.

After all, the Howling Sky Dog is much more reliable than the Bull Demon King.

Chen Xiaobei: Howling dog, is my brother in a hurry!(sweating)

Fairy Chang'e: Xiaobei Shangxian (smile) The roaring dog is not here, the Spring Festival is coming soon, and it followed Erlang God to rehearse the military parade ceremony.

Chen Xiaobei: What the hell is the military parade?

Fairy Chang'e: Heavenly Court has to review the heavenly soldiers and generals every year, and this year is just a small reading, and it should be back soon.

Chen Xiaobei: Uh...... Heavenly Court also does this? (sweating)

Chang'e Fairy: During the New Year, the Heavenly Court can be lively, the big military parade, the Chinese New Year's Eve, the Lantern Festival, followed by the birthday banquet of the Queen Mother of the West, which is commonly known as the Pan Tao Conference!

Chen Xiaobei: Sure enough, it's lively! There is actually a peach conference! Can you get me a few peaches when the time comes?

Fairy Chang'e: How many? (surprised) My little Beishang Immortal, do you really dare to think that the ordinary immortals in the heavenly court are not qualified to eat peaches, and it would be good if each of the great immortals could take one turn, how can I get a few for you?

Monkey King: Who said it can't? As long as my brother wants to eat, I will make another peach conference and get 333 9,000-year-old peaches!

Chen Xiaobei: Uh...... I'll just say that, Brother Monkey, don't make trouble! Forget that you were imprisoned in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun in the first place?

Monkey King: Cut, I'm a stone monkey lit by Sister Nuwa's colorful divine stones!

Hades: My Great Sage, don't be kidding!

Xiao Nezha: Don't make a fuss! Lao Wang and I can get a peach every year, so when the time comes, just send me and Lao Wang's to Xiaobei Shangxian?

Broom Xingjun: This is a good idea, the third prince is a 6,000-year-old peach, and mine is a 3,000-year-old peach.

Monkey King: Are you two stupid? There are people who are watching, and it is not possible to send an ordinary red envelope, how can you send the peach to the Xiaobei brothers?

Little Nezha: Well, I'm a person who explains the teachings, so I don't dare to mess around. (sweating)

Broom Star-King: I'm an official in Heavenly Court, and I don't have a chance. (helpless)

Hades: If you can get Jiang Ziya right, everything will be easy! Yuan Shi Tianzun let Jiang Ziya keep an eye on Xiao Bei Shangxian with full authority!

Fairy Chang'e: This is impossible, Jiang Taigong is the confidant and beloved disciple of Yuan Shi Tianzun, and he can be said to be the most trusted person!

Xiao Nezha: Yes, Uncle Jiang is very old-fashioned, whatever the primitive sage says, he will do, and he has never violated it in the slightest!

Chen Xiaobei: Hehe, what if I told you that Jiang Ziya had already been taken care of by me?

Broom Star-kun: This can't be......

Monkey King: Brother, this bull is blowing too much!

Chen Xiaobei: You don't believe it?

Red Boy: I don't believe it!

Chen Xiaobei: If you don't believe it, what do you think it is?

Subsequently, Chen Xiaobei posted the chat record between himself and Jiang Ziya last time to the group.

Yuan Shi Tianzun personally issued a decree that it was strictly forbidden to send red envelopes to the mortal world privately.

As a result, in order to ask Chen Xiaobei for a piece of rest, Jiang Ziya not only privately restored Chen Xiaobei's merit of being cleared, but also privately wrapped 10,000 spirit stones for Chen Xiaobei.

This is undoubtedly a serious violation of the original law.

Breaking the law! Knowing the law and breaking the law! Law enforcement breaking the law!

Chen Xiaobei said 'crime plus third degree', and grabbed Jiang Ziya's pigtail.

Later, Chen Xiaobei asked Jiang Ziya for a divine ear talisman, and the old man only sent it from his obedient private package, and he didn't dare to resist at all.

is afraid of being reported by Chen Xiaobei, not only will he be severely punished, but he will also lose the trust of Yuan Shi Tianzun.

This is no joke!

Hades: Awesome! My little Beishang Immortal! Jiang Ziya has been taken care of by you!

Fairy Chang'e: However, it's not good to threaten Jiang Taigong like this......

Monkey King: What's so bad? Could it be that the old man's conspiracy to frame my Xiaobei brother again and again will not be allowed to threaten him?

Red Boy: That's right! That old man is so despicable!

Xiao Nezha: Well, although I am a disciple of the exposition, I have to admit that many things are not authentic, and it is good to treat Uncle Jiang!

Broom Star-kun: Although I am an official in the Heavenly Court, I agree to do so!

Fairy Chang'e: Well, maybe it's the kindness of a slave woman. (blushing) Since Jiang Taigong has been grabbed by Xiao Beishang Immortal's pigtails, wouldn't it be okay for him to go to the Roaring Sky Dog?

Xiao Nezha: Yes, Erlang God is also a disciple of the Teachings, and it is a matter of one sentence to let him give the Roaring Sky Dog a holiday!

Chen Xiaobei: Okay! Then I'll go to the Roaring Sky Dog to get a certificate first!

Qi Tian Dasheng: After finishing the business, remember to do the New Year's goods! There is a giant red envelope brush on Chinese New Year's Eve! Every group member must send a big red envelope! If you don't send it, you will be despised by the whole group!

Hades: This king wants spicy strips and gold leaf tiramisu!

Fairy Chang'e: The slave family also wants gold leaf tiramisu...... (blushing)

Little Nezha: I want Wahaha! (Selling cute)

I'll take you to the supermarket right now and buy you a hundred boxes!

Chen Xiaobei: Haha! No problem! I'll be going to do New Year's goods all day tomorrow! I guarantee your satisfaction!

After speaking, Chen Xiaobei quit the group chat.

Then chat privately with Jiang Ziya.

Chen Xiaobei: Old Jiang, give you three seconds, reply immediately!

Jiang Ziya: Senior Brother Xiaobei, what instructions do you have?

Chen Xiaobei: I raised two spirit beasts, from seven stars to eight stars, the form has changed too much, is there a way to make them turn back to the prototype?

Jiang Ziya: There is a way, but it is a bit troublesome......