"That...... I usually use condoms, and sometimes I use drugs.

However, I advise you not to be too careless, in case you do, you won't get married now, and you have to go to the hospital for an abortion, which will delay your work. ”

"Although the current abortion is painless, it is ...... "Oh, what are you doing?"

"You stinky mouth, you should tear it up!" Wang Huiqiao grabbed Lin Miaoke's face and twisted it fiercely.

"Lin Feng, look at your wife, why are you so fierce? I kindly gave her a science popularization, but she beat me with revenge, isn't this ungrateful?

I think you better leave her quickly, this is simply a Sun Erniang, be careful that one day you cheat, she made you into a human meat bun!"

"Then I'll make you into meat dumplings first!" Wang Huiqiao waved her fist to scare Lin Miaoke.

Lin Miaoke stuck out her tongue, picked up a fritter and stuffed it in her mouth, and stopped talking......

After Lin Feng finished washing, he said with a smile:

"Hehe, Sister Miaoke, I'll give you a riddle, and if you can guess, I'll treat you to a week's free meal. If you can't guess, you'll have to apologize to Sister Hui Qiao, how about it?"

"Alas, it's really husband and wife who are of the same heart, how can they not be towards me, an outsider. Say, I'll make this bet with you, this girl has been guessing riddles since she was a child, will she still be afraid of you?"

"White, soft,

Pull pull hard hard,

White and yellow and crunchy.

Hehe, guess what this is?" Lin Feng said with a wicked smile.

"Poof!" The three ladies who were drinking the soup squirted out all the soup in their mouths.

Looking at Lin Feng with fire-breathing eyes, Wang Huiqiao wiped her mouth, stomped her feet and said:

"Lin Feng, you're too disrespectful, aren't you? This is a girls' dormitory, you're actually a hooligan!"

Lin Miaoke gasped and said:

"I thought I was a hooligan, but since I saw you, I have understood what it means to have someone outside of people, and a sky outside of the world. Stinky man, can you say this kind of thing?"

Even Xia Wenjie, a lady, said shyly:

"Lin Feng, you should pay attention to what you say in the future, otherwise others will think that you are not qualified. I know you're a good person, but you can't do that! Besides, it's even more wrong to say such things in front of three girls......"

A hint of cunning flashed in Lin Feng's eyes, he had long known that they would have this kind of reaction, so he pretended to be lost and said:

"Alas, the three of you, let me say something! The answer to my mystery just now is the fritter! The world is declining, the people's hearts are not ancient, three beautiful girls are even ...... dirtier than me."

This riddle, after Lin Feng's adaptation, has only two answers, and that is fritters!

Because when the fritters were first made, they were a ball of white noodles, so they were white and soft.

But after putting it in an oil pot and pulling it twice with chopsticks, it immediately swelled. After being fried, the exterior is golden and crispy, and the inside is white and soft.

"Huh?"

Hearing Lin Feng say this, the three women all blushed, and they suddenly didn't know what to say. Knowing that he was put on a position by Lin Feng, but he had no power to fight back, this feeling could only be borne by the three of them......

"What's wrong with this society now? I can't tolerate the life of a pure person like me! There are four people in total, and three of them are not pure in their heads, which makes people's hearts chill, and it makes people's hearts chill!" Lin Feng said leisurely, and his heart was already happy.

"Give me less nonsense, hurry up and eat breakfast!"

Wang Huiqiao pointed to his head, and Lin Feng immediately stopped and continued to enjoy breakfast:

"Okay, good, have breakfast! Three sisters, I'll sandwich a fritter for you, you can eat it quickly......"

Lin Feng ignored the murderous gazes of the three of them, and smiled and sandwiched a fritter for everyone!

But the three women, no matter what Ren Linfeng said, couldn't eat fritters. This incident is likely to leave a shadow in the hearts of the three of them, and they will never eat fritters again in the future......

There was silence for about ten minutes, and the ladies finished their porridge, while Lin Feng was still gobbling it up. Wang Huiqiao felt that the turmoil just now had passed, so she urged Lin Feng to say:

"Lin Feng, hurry up and eat, Sister Xia is still waiting for you to reveal the answer to her! ”

"Got it, when I swallow this white, soft thing, I'll act immediately!"

"You ......"

The three beauties were furious, and then fled into the room hand in hand. After a few days of contact, they can be considered to know that Lin Feng, this kid, loves to play tricks, and the more he talks, the more energetic he becomes!

The best way is to stay away from him, so that he has no room to play, and he will stop for a while......

Lin Feng finished breakfast, knocked on the door, and rushed into Xia Wenjie's room:

"Beauty, I'm coming!"

"Cut, didn't you see anything, did you? I knew that you peeked in the crack of the door every day, hum!" Lin Miaoke said with a glance at his mouth.

"See, you're wearing a black thong, you're quite sexy!" Lin Feng said with a wicked smile.

"Ahh

Lin Miaoke jumped up in fright, and hurriedly checked his clothes, but found that he was neatly dressed, so he looked at Lin Feng in dismay:

"How do you know? Honestly, did you peek at me taking a shower?"

"Do you wear pants when you take a shower?" Lin Feng asked rhetorically.

"I don't wear it, but it's ......."

Lin Miaoke frowned, and thought to herself:

This kid is really a god-like strange man, how does he know about the thong he is wearing? Is it calculated? Impossible!

"Okay, don't make trouble, Sister Xia is dying! Lin Feng, hurry up and show Sister Xia, is her injury healed?" ”

"Oh!"

Lin Feng hurriedly walked to the side of the bed, and saw that Xia Wenjie had stretched out her beautiful legs shyly, so she squatted down and untied the plaster......

"Ah......h

I saw that Xia Wenjie's snake-like scar disappeared, and the skin under the plaster looked extraordinarily white. And it's more radiant than the skin next to it, as if it has never been injured.

"Lin Feng, you are really a god!" Lin Miaoke exclaimed.

Now that the task has been completed, Lin Feng doesn't plan to stay in Luoshui City for longer, so he is ready to go back, and he has set a ticket for tomorrow morning.

Tonight was Lin Feng's last night in Luoshui City, and in order to thank him, the beauties decided to treat him to a meal......

Lin Feng was very happy tonight, almost surrounded by dozens of beauties all the time, and kept pouring him to drink.

Actually, the amount of alcohol in this product is okay, but it can't help but take turns with all the female models!

The hero was sad about the beauty pass, and after drinking red wine for a while, Lin Feng suddenly felt that his stomach was clogged, so he ran into the toilet with a smoke......

As soon as he ran into the toilet, Lin Feng ordered a few acupoints, and then vomited. Fortunately, there is no one in the toilet, otherwise, I'm afraid this kid will be too big.

Lin Feng vomited all the food he had just eaten in his stomach, and suddenly felt much better.

So he washed his face in the pool and sighed secretly:

It's so wretched, I was put down by a group of women. If this news is transmitted back to the village, I can still be a man!

At this moment, Lin Feng suddenly heard a cold snort from outside the toilet, and a familiar voice said:

"A few of you keep an eye on this chick for me, as soon as she comes out, take him in the car before she is awake, and then take him to the hotel, do you understand?

I'll go to the hotel first and wait for your good news!"

"Wan Gongzi rest assured, I promise to complete the task!" someone replied.

Immediately after, there was a series of footsteps......

Lin Feng couldn't help but think:

Wan Gongzi?

I'm going, isn't it that Wan Tianyou! Could it be that this kid wants to do something bad again?

Is it bad that he wants to fight Hui Qiao's sister's idea? No, he must go back to protect the beauties......

Thinking of this, Lin Feng quickly ran out, and the people who spoke just now were gone!

Lin Feng ran back to the private room in a hurry, but found that Wang Huiqiao was safe and sound, so he was relieved.

Just in case, Lin Feng still ran over quickly, holding her hand and wanting to take her away. After all, it's not safe here, and Wang Hye Kyo should have another catastrophe, and it hasn't passed yet......

Wang Huiqiao didn't drink, but the beauties around her drank too much, especially Lin Miaoke, who was so drunk that she even struggled to walk.

"Ahh

Wang Huiqiao was startled and patted Lin Feng's hand:

"Why are you pulling me?"

Lin Feng leaned into Wang Huiqiao's ear and whispered:

"Sister Huiqiao, there is danger here, you better hurry up and go back with me! I saw Wan Tianyou's bastard just now, I'm afraid that she will find you trouble. ”

Because he was afraid of alarming everyone and letting others gossip, Lin Feng didn't dare to make too much noise.

"Huh?" Hearing this, Wang Huiqiao hurriedly picked up her handbag and prepared to go first with Lin Feng.

Seeing that the two wanted to slip away first, the women in the box suddenly exploded their nests, and Lin Miaoke smiled and said:

"Hurry up, let's go and open a house, right? Spring Festival is worth a thousand dollars, hehe......"

"You two be careful, I have inside information, the police department has been inspecting in the last few days. Don't be caught, if anything, call me on my phone!"

"Hehe, I have two sets here, can I give them to you for emergencies?"

"Do you know which express hotel is the most convenient nearby?"

The beauties stood up one after another, and the content of the ridicule was varied, which made Wang Huiqiao red-faced......

"Oh, don't pull me, it's just making people laugh at me!" Wang Huiqiao shook off Lin Feng's hand and rubbed her somewhat sore wrist with her other hand.

Actually, she was quite touched in her heart!

However, the name Wan Tianyou still made her feel uneasy, and she didn't know what to do for a while.

Wang Huiqiao was so ashamed that her face was red, and she hurriedly ran out of the hotel, squatting at the door of the hotel and sighing......

"Sister Hui Qiao, why are you afraid? As long as I am here, no one can do anything to you. Lin Feng hurriedly walked over and squatted opposite her.

Wang Huiqiao sighed slightly, buried her face between her arms, and said resentfully:

"You also said that you are not going to leave tomorrow morning, and after you are gone, who will be able to protect me?

I think I'll be ruined by Wan Tianyou sooner or later, that nasty guy is ruthless, and he doesn't know how to abuse me......!

"Who said that no one is distressed, I feel sorry for you very much!" Lin Feng patted Wang Huiqiao's fluffy hair and sighed.

He is very conflicted in his heart, if he doesn't go, he can't go, but he is worried that Wang Huiqiao is in danger, and he really doesn't know what to do?

"Then you're leaving?" said Wang Huiqiao, raising her head.