The morning reading time is over, and the familiar running and drill music is playing in the school again.

Su Muzheng wanted to personally stare at Bei Chaoyang to run the exercise, but the person from the Discipline Discipline Committee came over and said that he wanted to open the Discipline Committee.

After hesitating, Su Mu finally gave priority to going to the meeting, after all, as the vice president, it was a bit of a gaffe to not have a meeting, and before taking it away, he once again asked Bei Chaoyang to participate in the running exercise.

Bei Chaoyang naturally nodded again and again, but he was thinking about how to change his position back.

When the class leader left the classroom one step forward, Bei Chaoyang immediately rushed to the rooftop, I don't know why, but no one caught up to embarrass him.

On the rooftop, Mrs. Wu had already arrived, still holding a small yellow book in her hand.

Bei Chaoyang first took three thousand bamboo knives on the side as usual, and then looked at Wu Taijian, who was extremely proud from the beginning, and asked curiously: "Hey, when outsiders are present, shouldn't your obscene face be restrained, what else is there about you that deserves to be so happy?"

"Hahaha, the sky doesn't give birth to me Wu Taijian, the blue sea is as eternal as a long night!"

"What?"

Bei Chaoyang looked confused, and said in his heart that Wu Taijian wouldn't be stupid to read any little yellow books.

"Xiaobei, you don't know, from now on, the harmony of our Bihai High School can be purchased directly from me!"

"Ha, what agreement have you reached with the boss of the river crab?"

Bei Chaoyang was a little surprised, and casually waved the bamboo knife again.

Three thousand and one.

In the past, if you swung your arms three thousand times at a time, you would be tired and didn't want to move anymore, but now you don't feel too much, so take the opportunity to swing a few more.

"Haha, under my inhuman eloquence and well-informed erudition, the owner of the Harmony Store called me an expert, and told me to find more like-minded friends to visit him more. ”

What the hell, call it an insider?

However, when you think about it, there is nothing wrong with it.

Anyway, according to Wu Taijian's previous description of what the river crab shop sells, most of the river crab shop owners are also people like Wu Taijian.

It's too normal to be embarrassed or something.

"So what?"

"The boss also promised me that every time I find a friend, he will give me some dividends, such as the one you want to buy in Xiaobei, what, what?"

"Mai's pillow, stupid. ”

Damn, Mai Senpai can't even remember, go die.

"Don't blame me, Xiaobei, it's mainly Mai, she has a little book, I haven't read it much, like Asuna, King Arthur or something, that's the handle of the book world. ”

Wu Taijian spread his hands helplessly.

"Don't talk about the book in a few words.,Talk about things.,Did you buy it?"

"Oh, yes, Mai Senpai's pillow, I helped you see, there are those who are not wearing clothes and those who are wearing, there are two prices, one thousand two pillows without clothes, eight hundred if you are dressed, and the fifty that you asked for before is forgotten, anyway, I have dividends. ”

Wu Taijian wrenched his fingers with a touch, and seemed to calculate how much his dividends were.

"Hey, what the hell, it's just a pillow, why is it worth more than those who don't wear clothes, it's a full four hundred, aren't clothes worthless, what kind of black-hearted merchant dares to offer such a price!"

Bei Chaoyang suddenly raised the strength of his swing of the knife to a notch.

"Xiaobei, you are still too young, the pillow is not simply used to sleep at night, it has more functions, I am not convenient to say, you have to experience it yourself. ”

Wu Taijian pretended to raise his head to look up at the sky in a deep manner, and shook his head again and again with a sad face at forty-five degrees.

"Masaka!?......"

Bei Chaoyang's expression instantly became solemn, staring at Wu Taijian deadly.

"Can it turn into a human?"

"Poof!"

Wu Taijian almost squirted a mouthful of old blood directly, looking at Bei Chaoyang, who still had a solemn face after saying this, he was annoyed for no reason.

"Xiaobei, you are not saved, we are not all the way. ”

"Mrs. Wu ......"

Wu Taijian stretched out a hand, interrupted Bei Chaoyang, and sighed again and again.

"Alas, my Wu someone's road is destined to be lonely!"

“......”

North Chaoyang was speechless for a while.

Anyway, your road is really lonely, if you really talk about it, the owner of the river crab shop may understand you, if even I follow your path, then I will definitely look down on myself!

Wu Taijian himself was not self-aware, and maintained the posture of looking at the sky, until a gust of wind made him shiver.

"Damn, isn't this summer, why is this wind so cold. ”

Seeing that Wu Taijian had recovered a little, Bei Chaoyang hurriedly said, "Don't take the topic away, the pillow will cost eight hundred." ”

Wu Taijian snorted a few times in disbelief, and shouted: "It's unlikely, I won't tell you Xiaobei, I'm even ready to buy the one you don't wear clothes." ”

Bei Chaoyang smiled bitterly, and said in his heart Although I didn't see the finished product, the Mai senior pillow without clothes must be the first choice.

It's just that there is an extra little girl in the family, if she sees the pillow without clothes again, the title of pervert may not be able to go down for the rest of her life, for the last bit of dignity of her brother, she must hold on to it no matter what.

"Why do you care so much, you can't have any money lately, and what's going on with what I asked you about yesterday?"

"Oh, the method has been written on this piece of paper, just see for yourself, isn't it just how to make girls hate themselves, it's too simple. ”

Wu Taijian didn't think about it, and took out a note from his pocket.

Bei Chaoyang took the note and took a rough look, and there were more than 20 densely written on it.

"Can it be done, you must know that the squad leader's personality is not like a person who can give up easily. ”

"Wrap it up in me, even if that girl likes you, as long as you do what you do on the note, it will definitely make the girl go from liking to boredom and even disgusting to see you. ”

Wu Taijian was not very happy when he heard this, stretched out his hand and patted his bulging belly as if he was reassuring, then rubbed his hands again, and smiled flatteringly:

"Xiaobei, see if I can have a little more money if I work so hard......"

"Okay, I'll give you fifty more, and I'll transfer it to you when I go back, then why are you so short of money for this product, didn't you just say that you can get dividends from the owner of the river crab shop?"

Bei Chaoyang folded the note and put it in his pocket.

"Don't mention it, it's not like you don't know, my Supreme Gold Limited Edition figure will be sold in Sky Blue Square for a few days, it is said to be a limited edition, it is expensive, and if you don't hoard some money now, you can only stare dryly when the time has passed. ”

"Sky Blue Square, the place next to the Children's Palace, when I went to the Children's Palace yesterday, the staff said that there was a cosplay exhibition recently, and by the way, sell figures. ”

"That's right, that's it, I heard that it was going to be done last year, and I said Xiaobei, whether you can go or not when the time comes, there is a cat-eared maid there. ”

Wu Taijian naturally showed a wistful gaze.

"Don't think everyone is like you, bastard, do you want a ticket or something when the time comes?"

"Think about it, when the time comes, there will be black and white silk everywhere, all kinds of cosplay, alas you...... Xiaobei's face should not change so fast, shouldn't men have to be slower, okay, as for the tickets, it shouldn't be used, after all, there was no last year!"

"I'll be enough if I complain, Wu Taijian, don't learn from me, but if I don't have a ticket, I'll probably go and see it, of course, I don't go with the same disgusting thoughts as you. ！”

"Whoever learns from you, can't I complain, is it Xiaobei's exclusive verb?"

......

Because he didn't feel anything about wielding a knife, Bei Chaoyang couldn't stop until he swung five thousand times in one go, and after making a standard knife, he remembered that there was one more thing.

"By the way, there's one more thing you need help with. ”

"What's the matter, I'll tell you first, it's too cumbersome, but it will cost money. ”

Wu Taijian didn't know where to pull out a pen.

"It's not a problem for me to help me with money. ”

Bei Chaoyang waved his hand and continued: "It's a matter of helping to change seats, I don't want to be at the same table with Su Mu, is there any way you can solve it?"

"What, Xiaobei, you didn't wake up in the morning, you still want to be at the same table with Su Mu, what do you think, why don't I use this method myself, hahaha, but it's not bad to have this idea, at least it proves that you are an ambitious man......"

Wu Taijian put away his pen, gave a thumbs up to Beichaoyang, and then lowered his head and continued to read the little yellow book.

Although he was a little disappointed that he had lost a business, there was really nothing he could do about it.

is still at the same table with Su Mu, if he knew this method, he would have implemented it a long time ago, and he would have waited for others?

Although it seems that drinking Su Mu by himself is not in a class, but if you look forward to the goddess, it is okay not to be in a class.

"Hey, listen to others more clearly, I'm talking about how not to be at the same table with Su Mu, I was forced to change positions when I was reading early just now, and now I'm at the same table with Su Mu, why is that little girl chasing after me!"

Bei Chaoyang sighed.

"What...... What, I just changed places and shared a table with Goddess Su Mu?"

Wu Taijian couldn't believe that he was too upset, and his tongue began to grow wide when he spoke.

"That's right, I wanted to tell you yesterday, I don't know when and where I offended that little girl, and now it's too difficult for me to suffer this crime. ”

Bei Chaoyang sighed again.

"Ah, no way, my goddess...... How can I be at the same table with you, and you are still not happy? Xiaobei, I want to strangle you!"

Wu Taijian didn't know what to say for a while, he was so angry that he burst out of his physical strength, and threw down the little yellow book in his hand with a hideous face and rushed up.

Bei Chaoyang turned sideways, easily dodged, and said puzzledly: "Hey, there's no need for this, isn't it just the same table with Su Mu, and it's not a couple, besides, even being a couple with her is definitely not an easy thing, that kind of woman ......"

"Bastard, Xiaobei, you definitely came here to show off to me, if you get cheap, you sell well, see if I don't kill you!"

Wu Taijian screamed and rushed over again.

But because of his weight, he didn't even touch the corner of Beichaoyang's clothes, and after going back and forth a few times, Wu Taijian was tired and panting in place.

"Hey, you can stop. ”

Bei Chaoyang was tentatively probed on the edge, and after discovering that Wu Taijian did not have the physical strength to move, he seriously analyzed: "Su Mu's kind of woman, no matter who is contaminated, she is famous in the whole school." ”

"Whew, whew...... So, what's the matter, does the whole school know what's wrong with you being at the same table with the goddess, huhu, is it worth Xiaobei You deliberately say it, do you say... Huhu, can it be said that Xiaobei is not interested in women, that's not right, you have taken so many little yellow books from me. ”

Wu Taijian simply lay on the ground with his limbs spread out, and suddenly felt a lot more comfortable, exercise really shouldn't be exercised, and the fat house is a happy life.

"Don't you want to understand things, you don't know what the character of Su Mu's little lady is, you have to take care of everything, after being in the same group with her, there is basically no freedom, and it will only bring you trouble. ”

Bei Chaoyang sat on the ground along Wu Taijian, knocked the bamboo knife on his waist, and said:

"And if you think about it, how many people's dreams have been obtained by me now, can the people in the school not be blushing, there are definitely many people who beat me like you just did, and there are absolutely ——— so many troubles that they explode. ”

"You seem to be fine. Wu Taijian was stunned for a moment, thought about it, and thought that there seemed to be such a group of Su Mu fanatics in the school, and then cold sweat covered his back, and he said a little anxiously:

"There are indeed a lot of crazy people in our school who like Su Mu, and there are many big guys among them, will they be jealous and crazy and take revenge on you when the time comes, and what should you do at that time?"

The soldiers will block, and the water will flood.

Bei Chaoyang looked at the blue sky, there was no cloud, hesitated, still didn't say this sentence, was silent for a long time, and then said slowly:

"That's why I asked you to help me get out of my seat, and that saved my life. ”