The bus drove directly out of the downtown area of Longdu and stopped at a place in the suburbs where there was no village in front of the village and no store behind.

Because it is late autumn, the sky is high and the sun is not too hot, so it is a good time to practice. Our coaches are the kind of white pickup trucks that are about to be scrapped. After finishing the group, and then getting on the bus one by one to practice, the rest of the people were waiting in a simple pavilion built with a few pieces of wood and colored steel plates.

The coach in charge of teaching me was a middle-aged man in his fifties, wearing a pair of black sunglasses and a blue tracksuit.

I sat in the driver's seat, and he sat in the co-pilot's seat.

"Have you ever driven a car before?"

I shook my head, "No." ”

"That's good, it's what you teach. He rolled down the glass, pulled out a cigarette, lit it, and took a deep breath.

"Now, hold the steering wheel with both hands. ”

After I held it, he reached out and hit me, "I've never eaten pork, I haven't seen a pig run?

I turned my head to look at him, "You let me hold the steering wheel, and you didn't teach me how to hold it, besides, you just talk, what kind of hands?"

I think I said something quite ordinary, and he was instantly unhappy, "Talking back, do you learn to drive or do I learn to drive?"

"I'm learning to drive?"

He threw the half-smoked cigarette butt out of the window, "You will listen to me honestly when you learn to drive." Now, pick up the cigarettes for me. ”

I opened the car door and got out of the car, went around the front of the car to pick him up, he directly honked the car horn, his head sticking out of the window, "Who let you walk from the front of the car, the handbrake will not be pulled, what if it hits you?"

I thought he cared about me, but his language was a bit blunt. Picked up the cigarette and handed it over, "It's okay, this car can't hit me." ”

He snatched the cigarette butt and extinguished it on the car door, "Throw the cigarette butt away, and then tell the next student to get on the bus." ”

This coach's money is too easy to make, isn't it? Even so, I honestly threw away my cigarette butt and called the next person in our group to come over.

At this time, Zhang Qingyu walked over with a thermos cup, "Brother, drink more water, don't get angry." ”

I took the cup, opened it and took a sip, and it was sweet.

I asked her, "How's the car doing?"

"It's not my turn yet, it should be soon!Brother, how are you practicing?"

"No, as soon as I sat down, he hit my hand and asked me to pick up cigarette butts, and I did, and he told me to call the next person. ”

I saw that the person I had just called had started the car and walked around the car to take all the test subjects.

Is this coach having a grudge against me? Or do you look at me unpleasantly?

When it was my turn again, I sat in the driver's seat, "Coach, why do I see others just drive away and I don't even teach you how to hold the steering wheel?"

The coach blew on the hot air from the cup, then took a sip and said to me unhurriedly: "Hold the steering wheel with both hands, your left hand between nine and ten o'clock, and your right hand between three and four o'clock." ”

I looked at the steering wheel and said, "What's the number on it?"

"Why are you so stupid? Don't you have a watch at home? You think the steering wheel is a watch, and whatever number is on the watch, you hold it that way. ”

I see, I hold it later. The coach tightened the quilt and said, "Make a circle to the right." ”

"What?"

I subconsciously prepared to punch to the right in advance, but the coach was sitting there, and I couldn't kill him with this punch? I withdrew my fist and held the steering wheel, "Do you still need to hit someone while driving?"

"Alright, you go and call the next person!"

I don't have such a good temper this time, "You just teach you how to shake the direction and don't care?"

He pointed outside, "The people in the back are still in line, and I don't have time to talk nonsense with you." Get out of the car. ”

"So what if I don't get out of the car today?"

The corners of his mouth curled slightly, and he put the seat down, "If you don't get down, you won't get down!" After saying that, he closed his eyes and lay there.

I remembered Applejack's operation when he was driving, he seemed to be in gear first, but I couldn't hang in this gear handle, I looked at my feet again, and where I stepped on, so I stepped on them one by one, and the one on the left stepped down, and the gear could be hung up.

I twisted the key, hung the gear, and slammed the accelerator, and the car shook violently before it stalled. The coach got up directly and wanted to hit me, "Who told you to mess with the car?" I reached out and grabbed the coach's wrist, "If you don't teach, can't you let me figure it out on my own?"

At this time, the surrounding students came around, most of them persuaded the instructor to dissipate their anger, and a small part directly dragged me out of the main driver. After I came out, the instructor directly moved the driver's position and drove away.

At this time, a man from the same group as me came over and gave me a cigarette, "Dude, will you learn to drive on the first day?"

I nodded, and he lit a cigarette for me, "Haven't touched a car before?"

I nodded again, and he smiled, "It's no wonder, the current coaches hate raw melons and eggs." ”

"So what should I do?"

"If you want the coach to teach with your heart, you can't just give good cigarettes, or directly ask for a personal trainer, which is more expensive. ”

"I came here to learn how to drive, but I taught the tuition. ”

"What is the reason why that tuition is enough? A coach who teaches so many students, receives such a small salary, and lives in Longdu is a dream, so he has to do some side hustle. ”

"And what if I don't give it?"

"That is, get on the bus and get off the car after making an action, it's as simple as that, others will be able to do it in three or two days, you just grind it slowly here! Someone like you who has never driven a car is a cash cow for coaches. With that, he patted me on the shoulder and left.

I didn't expect the water to be so deep and there are so many unspoken rules. This coach is also yes, it's a training session when he comes up, and if you want money, you can say it early! Even if you give a hint. But this hellish place, where to buy cigarettes for him, if not, just give the money!

I walked up to Zhang Qingyu, "Do you have any cash with you?" ”

Zhang Qingyu took out his mobile phone, "Who still brings cash now, I'll transfer money to your mobile phone!"

"That's no, I have money on my phone. By the way, is your coach having any trouble for you?"

"No, not only is it not difficult, but it is also very attentive to teaching. Brother, is your coach difficult for you?"

I waved my hand, "Don't mention it, if someone hadn't told me why, I'd still be in the dark now, and if I want to learn how to drive, I have to give a gift." ”

"Really, why did my coach teach me so hard?"

I looked at Zhang Qingyu's schooling car, "I guess, your coach must be a man, and he is very obscene." ”

"The man is indeed a man, but he is obscene, and I think it's okay! ”

"Then I must have taken a fancy to you, and I am here to be courteous. ”

It was almost noon, and a pickup truck came, full of boxed lunches in incubators.

I walked over with Zhang Qingyu, "What do you have to eat?"

He opened one and there was rice, shredded potatoes and tomatoes and eggs, "Thirty-one, one portion?"

I looked up, "That's all you eat, nothing else?"

"No, that's it. ”

There are still a lot of people who buy it, even if I am hungry, I can't let Zhang Qingyu go hungry, so I bought two copies. Although it was packed in an incubator, the dish was already cold and the rice was hard. I snatched the lunch box from Zhang Qingyu's hand, "Don't eat it, thirty yuan, this quality is not as good as the sand on the construction site." ”

The seller heard, "If you don't like it, don't eat it!" No one asks you to buy it. ”

I took out my phone and called Barr to get some food and come here to pick me up.

It took him less than an hour to arrive, carrying two large bags of all sorts of food, including rice bowls, burgers, fried chicken, and fries. In an instant, the people around looked at it with envy, and the lunch box in his hand was not fragrant in an instant.

"Dude, can you sell me a burger? I'll give you double the price. ”

"Big brother, give me one chicken thigh! I'll give you twenty. ”

Two people came, and there were four or five, seven or eight at once, and I gave them all the food, and took Zhang Qingyu to the car, "Let's be here today! I'll prepare, prepare, and we'll come back tomorrow." ”

As soon as I arrived in the car, a strange phone call came in, and I picked it up, and it was the voice of a middle-aged aunt.

"Hello, is that Mr. Zhang?"

"I am, who are you?"

"I was sent by the housekeeper to be your live-in nanny, and I am now at the gate of the community, and the security guard will not let me in. ”

"Then you wait a little longer, and I'll go back right away. ”

Barr came out of the suburbs and went straight to the Ring Road, this time I was sitting in the passenger seat, but I had to take a good look at how the car was driven.

Barr was furious by me, "Boss, what's the matter?"

"It's okay, you drive yours, I'm just going to see how you drive. ”

"Hey, what's so nice about that, isn't it a simple thing to drive? Get in the car, fasten your seat belt, put down the handbrake, step on the clutch gear, and then release the clutch and step on the accelerator, and the car will go forward, if you want the car to go left, you will go to the left, and if you want the car to go right, you will go to the right. ”

"It feels like you're saying so easy, why do I think it's so difficult?"

Barr scratched his head embarrassedly, "I don't know, maybe I was born!"

"When I first started learning, what did it mean when the coach asked me to throw a right punch?"

When Barr heard this, his brows furrowed, "Punch right?" boss, are you sure you are applying for a driving school, not a martial arts school?"

"Well, I didn't dare to fight, and the coach just let me get out of the car. ”

Suddenly, it dawned on Barr that he said, "I know, the coach must have said another round." ”

"Yes, it's the accent, I didn't hear it at first, which dialect the coach spoke. ”

"Boss, it's not a dialect, the coach means to turn the steering wheel to the right, and the driver is called a right turn. ”

"So that's the case, this coach is too, I don't have any patience at all, I say the direction of hitting the right, not to mention playing a round, thanks to I didn't listen to him, otherwise I would have to buy fruit and go to the hospital to see him at this time. ”

Zhang Qingyu couldn't straighten up happily in the back seat, "Brother, you're too funny, did you go there to learn to drive, or did you act in a sketch." ”

"Do you laugh at your brother like this? I haven't learned before, and no one has taught me, can't it be normal! Everyone is like you, so beautiful, and people are used to and spoiled everywhere you go. ”

"You're an older brother, and you're still eating your sister's vinegar?"

"Did I eat? I just thought there was something wrong with the coach today, and someone persuaded me to buy him cigarettes, give him money, and I gave him a hammer. The instructor of the driving school itself is a service industry, and letting these people get it is the same as collecting protection money. ”