When the first rays of sunlight shone into the window of Wang Xiaotian's bedroom, the crisp bird cry sounded unscrupulously, and the sound jumped and rose and fell on the highest branches, singing the coming of the morning.

Wang Xiaotian hugged the pillow and turned over and over, tossing and turning for a long time, and even stuffed his head into the quilt.

It's these birds again, and sure enough, it's these birds nesting in the bamboo grove in his back garden!

Wang Xiaotian felt that he had become a big insect waiting to be caught, and the birds in the bamboo forest had spotted him, and they were excitedly discussing how to divide it, and he could even hear him clearly when he closed the window and closed the curtains and curled up on the bed.

"Take me away, take me away, let me eat you!" Wang Xiaotian, who couldn't bear it, lifted the quilt and shouted.

It seems that I can't sleep too lazy. Wang Xiaotian, who was completely sleepy, glanced at the alarm clock on the bedside table depressedly.

It's 7:36 a.m., and at this time, my mother must have cooked red date porridge in a pressure cooker or heated up yesterday's meal in a rice cooker. If she is too lazy to cook, she will go to the street to buy a few steamed buns, and after getting these, she will either go back to sleep again, or scroll downstairs on WeChat. Dad got up and drank porridge or ate casually or didn't eat at all, and then hurriedly drove the car to work.

As for the grandparents, they happily went to Thailand with their second aunt to play, and if they want to go home, it will take at least ten days.

Oh, he also has a younger sister who doesn't like to sleep lazy, she is a sophomore in high school, 1.68 meters tall, about to become an adult, but she is still naughty like a little girl who doesn't grow up, and the person who likes to tease the most is Wang Xiaotian.

She inherited her mother's beauty genes, she is eccentric, and her IQ is not low, which is much higher than Wang Xiaotian. Almost every time he talks to outsiders about his own children, his mother will lament why the IQ gap between her son and daughter is so big.

Wang Xiaotian wanted to say, what can I do? I'm also helpless to have a mother like you! My brother is bullying my sister, and my sister's tricking on my brother has become intimate, and I am also very helpless to have such a sister! Why is every battle stat better than my brother? Why don't I recognize you as my sister?

In the end, Wang Xiaotian came to the conclusion that I may be a fake brother and have a real sister.

Wang Xiaotian slowly put on a red hooded jacket, put on black slacks and white socks, got out of bed and dragged a pair of blue plastic drags, picked up the turned off vivo X7 mobile phone from the bedside table and put it in his trouser pocket.

He scratched his face, sneezed, felt his skin itch, and could smell a faint smell of colored pens early in the morning.

Wang Xiaotian suddenly remembered that something soft seemed to have licked his face not long ago, and that feeling was very comfortable, because he slept too dead, so he couldn't wake up, and he thought it was an illusion caused by a dream.

Wait, forgot one thing, today Monday, Monday......

It's Monday!

Wang Xiaotian was stunned, he jumped up nervously, rushed into the bathroom quickly, turned on the light, approached his face in the bright mirror, and took a closer look.

Ten seconds later, a roar that could collapse the ceiling and a long hysterical tone came out of Wang Xiaotian's throat with infinite humiliation.

"Wang-Xiao-Xi!!"

Yes, Wang Xiaotian forgot a super-super-super-important thing, if there is a pervasive terrifying creature in the world that can make him completely insane, it is his sister, Wang Xiaoxi.

Monday morning from 5:30 to 6:30 is the peak period for Wang Xiaoxi to play tricks on him, and Wang Xiaotian, who loves to sleep lazy, has been tricked like this more than once.

To this end, he also specially formulated the ABC plan of "preventing thousands of guards from catching Wang Xiaoxi on the spot", but it is a pity that it is ...... It all ended in failure.

It's no wonder that Wang Xiaoxi is too cunning, every time she succeeds in committing a crime, she will always disappear for a while, and when Wang Xiaotian relaxes her vigilance and falls asleep, she suddenly attacks and kills Wang Xiaotian by surprise.

Wang Xiaotian glared hatefully at the two lifelike red and pink pig heads painted on his cheeks, and the pig heads grinned, as if they were silently mocking his incompetence.

Wang Xiaotian was silent, his eyes were gloomy, he turned on the tap water switch, lowered his head, picked up a handful of cold water, patted and rubbed his left and right cheeks vigorously, and a deep sense of depression and frustration arose in his heart for no reason.

"Xiaotian, it's early in the morning, what are you yelling about? Xiaoxi went to school in the morning! Why don't you come to breakfast soon?" Huang Han, Wang Xiaotian's mother's voice came from downstairs, listening to her mellow voice, it should be well maintained.

"Oh, got it. Wang Xiaotian responded unhappily, hurriedly brushed his teeth, and "pedaled" downstairs.

Huang Han stood in front of the sink and wiped the porcelain bowl, humming a song. She wears a pair of white casual shoes, a cheongsam with a pale yellow bottom and bright flowers around the perimeter, a curled ponytail on her head, and a slender figure, looking like a middle-aged woman in her forties from the back, she is simply an energetic girl who has not yet left her youth.

Wang Xiaotian sat on the stool dejectedly, he stared at the bowl of white porridge on the wooden table that was steaming and red dates were cooked well, picked up the chopsticks, hesitated for a while, secretly glanced at Huang Han, put it down again, picked up the porridge, and tiptoed to prepare to go out.

"Xiaotian, where do you want to go sneakily with porridge?" Huang Han turned around, and his beautiful melon seed face was filled with a moving smile.

"Oh, I think it's too hot inside, it's cooler to eat outside. Wang Xiaotian's scalp is numb, and if his mother shows this kind of expression, it usually means two meanings: 1, an extremely dangerous signal warning 2, the old lady remembers you, you wait for me.

From a scientific point of view, the precursors of storms are generally calm, but Huang Han is different, her storms are not only calm, but also give people a bright sunshine-like comfort, and then suddenly change their faces, and the engine turns off the artillery and attacks in a row, a moment of heaven and a moment of hell.

This feeling is like the gentle caress of the nurse sister in the hospital before injecting the baby, followed by a merciless butt needle, the baby howls and the nurse smiles gracefully.

Oh my God, I don't dare to think about it, it's inhumane, it's miserable!

Fortunately, Wang Xiaotian is not an ordinary baby, he is at least a super baby who has withstood the ravages of nurses and has quite practical experience, but - it still can't change the fact that he is a baby.

"It's too hot?" Huang Han raised his eyebrows, "This reason is not very sufficient, you haven't taken your chopsticks, are you going to drink and eat directly?"

"Yes, yes, that's it, Mom, you're so smart, awesome!" Wang Xiaotian gave a thumbs up and smiled dryly, the first battle plan, try not to disobey the nurse's sister's intentions, and the second battle plan, to praise and praise, which can temporarily distract the nurse's sister and indirectly eliminate her dissatisfaction.

"Mom, Mom, are you confused when I am old? out of the kitchen security door turned three steps to the right of the big trash can and out of the metal door of your house on the street straight fifteen steps straight through the garbage can, do you think I don't know that you choose the same every time to pour there?" Huang Han showed a look of "Don't think you can easily get by".

The battle failed, and Wang Xiaotian shrugged his head like a rain-soaked sapling and sat back on the stool.

He picked up the bowl and did not use chopsticks, but reluctantly sent a small mouthful of porridge to his mouth, swallowing it with difficulty, and the expression of pain on his face was like that of a constipated patient sitting on the toilet.

"Mom, I really don't have an appetite. Wang Xiaotian cautiously glanced at Huang Han's face, based on experience, he could judge that his mother seemed to be in a good mood today, because he faintly heard the sound of humming before.

Huang Han turned around with a spring breeze on his face, and his face really didn't show any displeasure: "There are appetizing mustard buns in the refrigerator, you pour some into the porridge yourself, Xiaoxi will eat it in a few bites, you are an adult, your appetite is worse than your sister, how ugly it will be to say it in the future." ”

"There are sweet red dates, and salty mustard is also put in it...... Wang Xiaotian held his forehead, casually spit out a jujube core on the table, and his heart was full of speechlessness: this kind of strange combination is probably only eaten with relish by his sister.

"Mom, are you going to go outside today to do something, dress so carefully?"

"Well, Mom is going to the class reunion at noon. ”

"When's a classmate?"

"High school's. ”

"Where?" Wang Xiaotian stood on tiptoe gently, and jumped to the kitchen door with a perfect fusion of unaware movements.

"Kim Maddie KTV. ”

"Oh, I don't know this KTV, so I'm very interested, Mom, can you introduce me how to get there? How many methods and routes are there?" Wang Xiaotian threw down a classification discussion question, and slipped into the living room while Huang Han frowned and was distracted.

Whew, finally escaped the clutches of the nurse sister. Wang Xiaotian thought happily, grabbed the Nike sports backpack on the sofa with one hand, and pulled open the chain in the middle, which was a notice, several attachments sent by the joint notice, a wallet containing a CCB bank card and ID card, a special charging cable for vivo X7 and a pair of earphones.

The tuition fee has been paid online, and the rest ......

Wang Xiaotian pulled open the chain on the front of his backpack again, reached in, and found a USB flash drive with a capacity of 32 GB, eight or nine coins, a few black ink pens, a member of the group's ID, and a bag of one-inch and two-inch photos.

Fortunately, he had the foresight to do so, and everything was in place. After confirming that it was correct, Wang Xiaotian confidently and boldly put on his schoolbag.

"Go straight on Pingxi South Road, turn left for about a few hundred meters, and then reach Pingyuan Middle Road, and see the traffic light...... If you can't remember this, you can check Baidu maps, you need to transfer buses to take the bus, and you can also take a taxi. Huang Han paused, "Xiaotian, although you are an adult, it is better to go to KTV less, study first, your sister Xiaoxi is ......."

She turned her head inadvertently, only to find that the stool behind her was empty, the bowl of red date porridge with a pair of dry chopsticks on the wooden table was so cold that only three wisps of heat were still lingering, and the sea level near the mouth of the bowl had barely decreased, and only a jujube pit lying horizontally could prove that the bowl of porridge had been eaten.

"Xiaotian?"

Huang Han was stunned, stopped washing dishes, came to the wooden table, took out a tissue from the napkin box on the table, wiped it, and threw it into the plastic trash can not far from his feet.

As if she suddenly remembered something, she walked straight to a stool, opened the red shoulder bag that was about to be taken out on it, took out the vibrating Apple phone inside, swiped the lock screen, and clicked on the WeChat prompt that had just popped up with her index finger.

Suddenly, a message came into view:

Mom, I'm going to report to the college, I don't have to send it, oh, since my sister loves that bowl of jujube porridge so much, I think I, as an older brother, must have the consciousness of sacrifice, so I'll leave it to her for supper.

Behind them are two nose-picking expressions with a strong sense of under-flattening.

This bunny.

Huang Han slowly clenched her mobile phone, all her good moods were swept away, she inhaled deeply, her chest and lungs expanded little by little, as if she was trying her best to brew a monstrous anger.

Undoubtedly, if this anger is not fully released, I am afraid that it will be enough to tear her entire cheongsam.

"King—"

"Akatsuki—"

"Heavenly !!"