Chapter 085: Imaginative Password!
Ma Jian was studying, and although the test paper on the table was not as exaggerated as 1 meter thick, there were indeed two learning machines pressed on it.
His complexion was very calm, without the sad face that everyone imagined, and so calm that there was no emotion, because after so many years, he had become accustomed to this kind of life.
It's really a monotonous and boring machine, and the cycle is lifeless.
Sometimes, though, he yawns, rubs his temples, or occasionally stares out the window with his chin propped up.
He was quick to do the questions, after all, there was still a thick stack of test papers waiting for him on the table, including two study machines.
Bell bell bell ......
The cell phone in the living room rang.
His mobile phone is not placed in the bedroom, and Ma Jian's mother does not want her son to bring his mobile phone into the bedroom in order to prevent her son from being disturbed by the outside world.
He hurriedly ran to the living room, and when he saw that it was a message from Li Yiru, he couldn't help but be overjoyed.
Li Yiru: 91 Mr. Ma is good.
This is the code they agreed on, if Ma Jian replies "Little fresh meat Li Yiru is good", then the code of the two sides will match.
Ma Jian hurriedly replied: Little fresh meat Li Yiru is good.
In the living room of the Li family, Li Yiru explained to everyone with a smile: "This means that we are connected with each other by the deity, and it is not Ma Jian's mother who sent me a message!"
Everyone was speechless for a while:
"Not really, right?"
"That's an exaggeration, isn't it?"
"Are there still such parents in the world?"
"If I hadn't heard you about this, I wouldn't have believed it! How could parents monitor their children's privacy like this?"
......
Li Yiru sighed: "In fact, all parents in the world subconsciously want to spy on their children's privacy, but the severity of each family is different.
For example, my parents and my parents, they never read my diary, but do you really think they really don't want to read it? Aren't you curious?
Let me tell you, once I came home quietly, and I saw my mother staring at the diary on my desk for more than 10 minutes, picking it up and putting it down, putting it down and picking it up again, and going back and forth for ten minutes, and finally she didn't open it. ”
Feng Linwan said with a smile: "There are still very few such parents, your parents and Ma Jian's parents are actually two extremes." ”
Ouyang smiled: "Maybe ah, your diary has a password lock, and Auntie can't open it!"
"No, I deliberately opened the combination lock, just hoping that they would see it, but they didn't look at it, I'm so disappointed to know?"
"Yo, you're an alternative, do you like to blow up your privacy?"
Li Yiru pondered for a moment: "You like to blow up your privacy." Because, the latest diary I wrote at that time was to praise mother's love, I wrote that my mother was the best mother in the world, never physically punished me, and always nourished me with love and tolerance.
I really wished she could read my diary, so I wouldn't get beaten up for crying about my female classmates. This is the sad past of my elementary school days!"
"Damn, you have too many eyes!"
Everyone burst into laughter, it turned out that Li Yiru's heart has never been absent since he was a child!
Li Yiru replied to Ma Jian at this time: Do you like editing?
Ma Jian's message quickly replied: I don't love it.
The crowd wondered, what does this mean?
Li Yiru explained: "'Do you love editing?' I mean your mother is around, I don't need to pay attention to what I say, say what I should say, and don't say what I shouldn't?"
Feng Linwan: "Damn, you are really talented!"
Ouyang: "Then if his mother is at home, how can he hint at it?"
Li Yiru: "If he replied to 'AO Gate Royal Casino is online, sexy dealers deal cards online!', then this means that mom is at home, don't pay attention to the topic of chatting, don't say where to play this kind of thing, don't have the idea of gambling luck, mom may appear by his side at any time." If I let my mom know I'm hanging out with you, I'll probably be reprimanded. ”
Feng Linwan raised his thumb: "I knelt for you, you are really talented!
Li Yiru laughed: "She is worthy of being a famous 404 writer, the focus is different from others, her mother is not sexy, but she is very emotional, her mood fluctuates greatly, and she may train people at any time!"
"Then if his mother finds out that he has a tendency to go out and play, in order to prevent you from continuing to deepen the topic, how can I remind you?"
"You shouldn't ask this!" Li Yiru smiled, "Of course you have to reply to 404!
The crowd burst into laughter and high-fives.
Ouyang patted Li Yiru on the shoulder: "You are really a special mother, you are a talent! These codes can be thought of, it seems that you kid usually mixes around on bad websites?"
"Uh...... This is all thought up by Ma Jian, and only people in dire straits will think of this kind of code. ”
"But come on, Ma Jian's kid, at first glance, he is an honest and responsible person! You can come up with this kind of crooked idea. ”
"I'm like this in your hearts?" Li Yiru sighed, regardless of everyone, he continued to chat with Ma Jian and send messages.
Li Yiru: The large army has been assembled, and our plan to save the runaway teenager is already on the way.
Ma Jian: A stumbling boy?
Li Yiru: When your mother comes home for a while, try to let her see the content of your call. Don't ask why, just do it, if you tell you too much detail, your acting skills will be easy to be exposed.
Ma Jian: Oh, I'll show it to my mother.
Li Yiru was so angry that he pressed the screen hard to type: You idiot, don't take the initiative to let your mother watch it, or inadvertently attract your mother, so that your mother wants to take the initiative to see the content in your call.
Ma Jian: Huh?
Li Yiru: You think for yourself!
Ma Jian: When my mother was watching TV, I went to the living room to pick up my phone and open it in front of her?
Oh my God!
Li Yiru patted his chest, lamented his misfortune and was angry that he was not "smart", typing: I take the liberty of asking, is my aunt a fool?
Ma Jian: You fart!!
Li Yiru: Then aren't you taking your aunt for a fool by doing this? Auntie can't see that you are doing it on purpose?
Ma Jian: Then what should I do?
Li Yiru: Sad! It really makes me feel sad for you! Seeing that you are about to go into the rivers and lakes alone, how can this make the teacher feel at ease?
Ma Jian: Tell me quickly! It's all burning your ass, don't talk to me!
After Li Yiru told Ma Jian a bad idea, he put down his mobile phone and continued to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf in Zhihuli, all in order to get rid of Ma Jian's two evil learning machines.
Everyone surrounded Li Yiru and watched him leave messages in Zhihu with various trumpets, for a while Li Yiru was a non-famous engineer, and for a while he became a famous teacher in the middle school attached to the National People's Congress, and for a while he just got off the plane in the United States so he came to answer questions, so many identities made Li Yiru handle it in an orderly manner.
Everyone was also amazed, as if today's dinner was not the purpose, the purpose was to witness the bad genius of Fu'er saving the runaway boy.
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