Chapter 3 Uncle Bird Walker

If you see a person wearing a high school uniform, carrying a school bag, and carrying a bamboo knife around his waist.

Walking on a street in the 21st century, the Celestial Empire is on a certain street in a first-tier city near the sea.

You'll definitely look at him with a lot of weirdness and curiosity.

It's like you dreamed back to the Tang Dynasty, where there was a loyal minister dressed as a literati when he was assassinated to protect the emperor.

Suddenly, he pulled out a small pistol 'buibuibui' from his waist and shot the assassin to death.

You say he's a student, but after all, he's holding a bamboo knife, and if you want to say he's cosplaying, it's not right, he's wearing the autocratic uniform of Bihai High School.

But what kind of person is Bei Chaoyang, he has long been accustomed to all the obscure or open sights of the passers-by around him.

Whether it is the evaluation of his classmates in the school, or the strange eyes of all kinds of passers-by.

He can ignore it to a certain extent.

Fortunately, passers-by are also in a hurry to do something today, or they are also in a hurry to go home.

So no one bothered to investigate why Bei Chaoyang was dressed so strangely today.

In the past, there were occasionally a few beautiful young ladies or uncles wearing cospaly to stop Beichaoyang.

Say something alternative in cosplay in North Chaoyang City, touch the cosplay black, or say who he is cospaly or something like that.

Although Bei Chaoyang was not cospaly, he still stubbornly said that he was wrong.

After all, more is better than less, so they will leave after a few words at most, and will not ask questions again.

As soon as he trotted into the community, Bei Chaoyang met a slightly famous person in the community.

Uncle Bird Walker.

It is rumored that the house of the uncle who walks the bird is built by himself by touching porcelain.

If memory serves, Bei Chaoyang himself was fortunate enough to see it with his own eyes.

I remember that in the past, a family in the community bought a new jeep.

Every day, he drove until midnight to return to the community, and the engine was loud, clearly wanting the whole community to know that he had bought a jeep.

Until one day, the big jeep, which often disturbed the people, sped past the old man.

Then he knows what it means to have a man outside of a man, and a heaven outside of a man.

At that time, the old man was a meter away from the jeep, to say the least.

But somehow, as if he had really been hit, the old man flew five or six meters away and fell to the ground hard.

The most outrageous thing is the 'bang' sound of something hit by a heavy object.

From the perspective of Beichaoyang, this uncle is touching porcelain anyway, and the jeep didn't even touch a single hair of the old man.

Besides, it's hard to scream if you really crash into that.

But the uncle began to moan unusually loudly and painfully, and began to scream.

When the owner of the jeep got out of the car, Bei Chaoyang could see it clearly, and he could be described as full of panic.

In particular, the highest-definition cameras at the intersection actually had a power outage.

Yesterday's power outage, I heard that it was going to be repaired.

I didn't pay attention, and I was touched today.

Now the explanation is not clear.

In addition to the North Chaoyang around, there were several passers-by who did not know the truth after hearing the sound, and then they did not know the truth of the matter and opened their mouths to condemn the owner of the jeep.

"Isn't it great to have a car?"

"It's just, and hit people, I feel like calling the police, and arrest this bastard. ”

"Let's call 120 first, I'll take a picture of this license plate first, this person can't run away." ”

"That old man is so pitiful, the sound just now, it is estimated that several bones have been broken. ”

The owner of the jeep was really hard to argue, and finally had to trot over to the old man in a panic.

Regardless of the dust on the old man's body, he personally helped the old man up and said that he wanted to solve it privately.

Later, Bei Chaoyang didn't know what was going on, but just watched them discuss something in a whisper.

In the end, the owner of the big jeep nodded in agreement with a sad and angry face.

When he saw the owner again, his all-black domineering jeep was gone.

Instead, he changed to an extremely low-key public, and he didn't pretend to be forced anymore, and returned to the community on time.

The rest of many people in the community has been well improved.

Therefore, regarding the disappearance of that person and his jeep, the first thought of North Chaoyang and the people in this community was to open pattiy to celebrate.

Why celebrate?

Because Uncle Bird Walker successfully returned the peace of the night to the community... Ah no, it was he who succeeded in making the jeep owner understand a big truth.

Be a low-key person.

North Chaoyang has also learned since then.

Be sure to keep a low profile.

Otherwise, there will be a lot of trouble.

I don't know how to die.

Of course, these are not the reasons why Uncle Bird Walker is famous.

The reason why Uncle Bird Walker is really famous is.

No matter when and where, there is always a little bird on the arm or shoulder.

There have been all kinds of birds, and there have even been owls and red-crowned cranes, which are relatively rare nationally protected species.

No one knows where these birds came from, and how the bird walker tamed them.

In addition, the bird walker left a small handful of mustaches, like an artist who pulls erhu on the roadside.

No one in the community knew his name.

In addition, there are usually people in the community who see the bird walker.

Remembering him for the night's rest in the community... No, it's because I think of the fact that he successfully helped someone learn the truth, and I feel respect.

Generally, when they meet, they will take the initiative to say hello and shout Uncle Birdwalk.

shouted familiarity, and subtracted two words.

Abbreviated as Bird.

Uncle Bird Walker will also nod his head without being salty.

Therefore, the title of Lord Bird, which is neither vulgar nor elegant, hangs on his head.

At this moment, the bird master casually glanced at Bei Chaoyang, and said slowly:

"Slow down, boy, don't fall. ”

Hey, the uncle who walked the bird hasn't slept yet, is he still out to walk the bird so late, can't walk the bird is actually just a disguise, in fact, he is looking for a chance to touch porcelain.

Bei Chaoyang spit out a small groove casually, and his body also distanced himself from the bird walker by a large margin.

The so-called once bitten by a snake, ten years afraid of grass rope.

Although Bei Chaoyang has never been bitten by a snake, he has also witnessed a snake bite.

"It's okay, Master Bird, I'm exercising. ”

Bei Chaoyang said and looked at the window of his house, it was extremely dark, and the lights were not turned on, which meant that his father did not come back today.

Although in the morning, my dad had already called and said that he would be home around five o'clock today.

However, the delay of the plane or the urgent mission made his words extremely unreliable.

But Bei Chaoyang has grown up, from the incomparably disappointed at the beginning, to the current habitual.

In other words, this is also a sign of a man's gradual maturity, if what Dad said is right.

The bird master looked at the line of sight of the north sun, and didn't say anything.

Then he put his mind on the inconspicuous little sparrow on the back of his hand, and said something god-like.

"Little bird, you have to eat more, the main force of revenge in the future is you, don't live up to my expectations of you......"

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When he returned home, Bei Chaoyang glanced at the clock on the wall as usual.

It's past six o'clock, and Dad's plane is really late again.

The last bit of hope in Bei Chaoyang's heart was extinguished.

After standing for a while, Bei Chaoyang got used to the silence.

By virtue of his familiarity with the room, the North Chaoyang did not turn on the lights.

After quietly kicking off his shoes, he hung the close-fitting bamboo knife in the most conspicuous place in the living room.

Underneath a painting that reads 'Unparalleled in the World'.

This calligraphy and painting was given to my father by the chubby museum owner when I was a child.

The bamboo knife was also given by him.

Speaking of which, because my father is an archaeologist, there are often times when they cooperate with each other in their work, so the relationship between the museum owner and my father seems to be very good.

connected to this Bihai High School, it was the museum owner who helped me to reluctantly enter it after a lot of connections.

However, because my father is an archaeologist, it is normal for me not to come home for a month or two in a row.

When my mother was young, she had already divorced her father, and she went to the magic capital to work hard for her ideals.

I don't have time to come back to visit me, and I don't know if my mother has become big in the company, whether she has become a manager or something.

And the clingy sister when I was a child, eh, I don't know what she has become, and my mother doesn't send a photo over.

Thinking down, Bei Chaoyang walked into the kitchen and rummaged through the refrigerator at random.

Although there are many kinds of dishes and meat, I basically don't know how to cook them.

The only ones that knew how to fry eggs and egg fried rice had to be abandoned because there were no eggs.

In addition, I am too lazy to move today and don't want to go out to eat anymore.

Bei Chaoyang took a bag of braised beef noodles from the little master at random, boiled a pot of water, squeezed in the familiar tore bag, and poured half a bowl of boiling water.

Then I closed the lid and waited silently, and from time to time, the smell of stinky sweat and instant noodles mixed with the air filled the air.

Bei Chaoyang couldn't help frowning.

I don't know why, I usually sweat, but today's sweat smell is unusually heavy, and I feel sticky and uncomfortable.

The smell of stinky sweat combined with the feeling of extreme physical discomfort.

Even Bei Chaoyang himself felt a little disgusting.

Seeing that the instant noodles were not yet open, Bei Chaoyang stood up directly and walked into the bathroom, took off his clothes and put them in the washing machine.

At this time, Bei Chaoyang realized that his chest and back were covered with a layer of sticky black things, as if they had been coated with a layer of waste engine oil.

No wonder I have been feeling sticky and uncomfortable before, it turns out that there is this broken thing.

Looking at the dirt on his body, he took out the school uniform that he had just thrown into the washing machine and looked at it, and the school uniform was indeed stained with some of this dirty thing.

Bei Chaoyang's heart suddenly moved.

Could it be that this is the legendary bone cutting and marrow washing, or washing the scriptures and bones?

Suppressing the excitement in his heart, Bei Chaoyang immediately sat down cross-legged, tried to channel qi with intention, and began to release the internal force accumulated in the dantian.

Maybe there is, that's what the novels say anyway.

The male pig's feet suddenly had some chance to be inspired, and then there would be a nameless internal force erupting from the dantian, and it would quickly rush in the meridians of the whole body.

In the end, after the successful upgrade of the pig's feet, there is a hearty feeling all over the body, and the power of a thousand jun seems to be within reach!

The thrill is indescribable.

Maybe it's a good idea.

North Chaoyang has the mentality of giving it a try.

I just sat and felt it for a long time, and I didn't feel anything.

I have to say that North Chaoyang felt something.

That is.

Ha ha.

I'm an idiot.

That's right, Bei Chaoyang feels like a fool.

are all in the third year of high school, and they still believe the nonsense in the novel, sit cross-legged on the ground, and feel the internal force of the dantian.

What is it that you are not stupid?

Junior high school students who are still in the second year of secondary school?

It seems that it can also be.

Having said that, though, it's not without its benefits to getting rid of this dirt.

You must know that just an hour ago, when Bei Chaoyang was woken up by the squad leader, he still felt weak, and he had no power to restrain the chicken, so he could only barely walk.

And now the North Sunrise!

But he can already move around normally.

Well, nothing has changed.

But North Chaoyang was not disappointed.

It doesn't matter anymore.

Today's harvest is much bigger than ever, and there has never been an active body discharge before.

What was the origin of that old beggar back then?

The whole body is covered in blood, and when I was a child, I thought I was filming an actor in a martial arts TV series.

Now think about it, how is that possible.

There were no cameras around.

And the old beggar actually took advantage of his young age to lie to himself and promise a strange promise.

Choose ten years, swing more than 10,000 knives a day, and stack to 10 million to make the extreme.

What else do you say about wielding a knife over 10 million, and the peak can be made.

Tomorrow if you wave more than 10,000, it is 10,000 a day, as long as you wave it for more than three years, you can stack more than 10 million, okay, why wave it for ten years.

But there's no need to pursue that now.

The promise you promised, then you will fulfill it.

Ten years are also approaching, and it can finally be liberated.

As for what secrets the old beggar has, it's none of his business.

After Bei Chaoyang figured it out, he stood up, whistled an unknown easily, and then began to take a shower with water to wash away the dirt on his body.

From the mirror in the bathroom, it can be seen that although the north Chaoyang is not very tall, it is only about 1.75 meters.

However, the body is long, and the muscles of the whole body are not large, but they are all well proportioned.

plus an incomparably delicate and immature face.

North Chaoyang's inexplicable self-confidence has increased......